3RD PERSON POV

People:.......

Y/N: What?

Jerry coos, reaching out for a hug as some passers gave him a hug. Other people just gave him a strange look though shook his hand, and the kids squealed and adored the ball of pure happiness as they made their way into the subways.

Scarlet: Can I have an AirPod too?

Y/N: Sure.

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He hands a third AirPod to Jerry from another case as he listens to the music.......somehow. They traversed through the terrain though suddenly Scarlet stops as she looks around.

Scarlet: This place......it reeks of cursed spirits.

*SNAP*

Scarlet: Now there isn't. But there's still disaster spirits and those turned humans.

Y/N: Disaster spirits.

Scarlet: Don't worry hubby. If they or any sorcerer come close, I'll just kill them.

*PINCH*

Y/N: Oi. Only if they're doing so for no reason or they just want to kill me.

Scarlet: Ok.

*TAP*

???: *smile* Ah hey there! I see that you're quite the couple.....especially with your companion here.

Jerry coos, trying to hug him though was surprised as he couldn't get close.

Y/N: Jerry is harmless. Think of him as the embodiment of happiness.

???: Embodiment you say?

*PAT*

Jerry: *smile* *thumbs up*

???: I can see why now. Interesting.......he's not a cursed spirit.

Y/N: He's not.

Y/N: And you're not fooling me Special Agent Satoru Gojo.

Gojo: *laugh* Ah nothing gets past you huh!

*SNAP*

Scarlet: Removed all special grade curses, hostile cursed users and more.

Gojo:...............'She's.......it can't be.' And who might this lovely lady be?

Y/N: Scarlet. I don't know but I walked home and she was in my house for some reason. She's an anomaly for sure, but I didn't feel the need to report her. She's weird, but in a sweet kind of way. She's the ideal woman.

*HUG*

Scarlet: Mmmmmmmm.........

Gojo: 'Hmmm....interesting.' Well then looks like there's nothing for me to worry about here! *grin* Lets see your performance report!

He teleports a bunch of files into his hands as they meet up with several others outside who were confused to see the moving, happy slime.

Gojo: Nice nice. *grin* Surviving an encounter with a Level 6 anomaly eh? That is very good. Even I might not be able to survive all that. You might be promoted in no time!

Namani: *confused* The fuck?

Gojo: Gotta train to be stronger though. It really helps if you're faster and stronger than those entities.

*BEEP*

Y/N: Yeah?

O5-2: I see you've taken good care of SCP 999. Good. Can I speak to......Scarlet?

Y/N: Ah here.

Scarlet takes the phone and they talk for a bit as Y/N was introduced to the newcomers.

Gojo: *grin* I'm a special agent of the ACA. This is one of the juniors or field agents. His name is Y/N.

Megumi: ACA?

Gojo: Anomalous containment agency. We specialize in tracking and containing anomalous properties that do not belong into our reality and many more.

Nobara: A...nomalies?

Gojo: Right now Y/N here is in charge of...*looking at phone* Taking care of Jeremy, who is a Level 0 anomaly from the SCP foundation.

Itadori: SCP?

Gojo: One of our partners. Recently there's been a massive breach in security and many contained anomalies were leaked throughout several different realities. *grin* That's where he comes in! Observe, report, and engage if you can't run or said otherwise.

Namani: No wonder you're always missing.

Gojo: Hey the job's better than being a jujutsu sorcerer that's for sure.

Scarlet: Here.

Scarlet hands his phone back as a message appears.

???: Your next objective will be a joint mission with Satoru Gojo in the investigation of a Level 4 anomaly. Info will be sent in 3 hours.

Y/N: I'll save it for later. I'll rather enjoy the entire day

???: I know. Just enjoy your day off kid.

Later

Jaylene: Fight me.

Y/N: Wha-

*WHAM*

He blocks her fist though he skids back and slams against a tree as she charges at him.

Jaylene: THIS IS FUCKING PAYBACK!

Y/N: WAIT DON'T KILL ME!

Jaylene: I'M JUST GONNA BREAK YOUR BONES!

*BEEP*

*SHINK*

A tall figure quickly runs with Jaylene pulling the knife out of her neck before angrily following whoever tried to kill her.

*WHAP*

Y/N:.....What the fuck is this drawing.

He plants it on the tree, clearly annoyed as he turns around to find Jaylene with the knocked out anomaly.

Jaylene: Got the anomaly.

Y/N: Ssssshhhhhhh......

She was quiet, Scarlet and Jerry preparing the fire and meal as they look around.

*RUSTLE*

Y/N: No one? *turns* Maybe I'll just-

He grabs a helmet from a portal and puts it on as he activates his suit through a button on his side pack.

Y/N: Nope. I'm not dealing with this shit today.

???: You are.....not affected?

Y/N: I've already seen 4 different slendermen. Luckily the ACA already has countermeasures to contain all of them so you're "static" isn't doing shit to me. I'll just call you Slenda-

He dodges a tendril as he grabs an axe from nearby annoyed out of his mind.

Y/N: *sigh* Look I'm only camping around here. If there's any place you don't want me to go to just tell me. I don't intrude on boundaries. And....*whisper* You don't want to mess with Scarlet.

Hurt him and I will send you all to the depths of he-

*BONK*

Scarlet: Don't hit your mother like that.

Y/N/Jaylene: *confused* Wait what?

Jerry: *confused* ?????????

???: Huh?

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Whatever the creature spoke reverberated from Y/N's helmet as he hops right next to it.

Y/N: Wait.....Ah I see. You're a Yaujta. My world had seem your kind before. You're on a hunt?

???: Why do you want to know huh? I was hunting, and I've acquired prey when all of a sudden I ended up here some cycles ago.

Y/N: That's because there's been a massive breach where anomalies have been swapped and transported into different realities. I'm a field agent of a multiversal organization that specializes in containing or neutralizing things that do not belong in a reality. You're not of this reality frankly, but I can take you back to your ship as soon as they clear things.

???: How long will that take?

Y/N: 3 days give or take. And please don't attack others. Jaylene will be very happy to break some bones.

His partner grins, brandishing a futuristic machete as Y/N takes off his helmet.

Y/N: It's not automatic?

Slenda: The effects of my powers can be switched off easily in just a short amount of time.

Y/N: Name's Y/N. I mean no harm.

Slenda: Likewise......

Y/N: *depressed* Why am I always the short one? I'm a 5'11 guy. I'm not short at all.

Scarlet: *cuddle* You're fun-sized.

Jerry: *thumbs up*

Slenda:....'For a young man, he does have the looks.'

???: What the fuck am I looking at?

Later

Y/N:.......'Ok is someone in my fucking home?'

*CREAK*

Hachishakusama: Y/N....it's nice to see you again.

Y/N: Hachi?

*HUG*

Hachi: I missed you.

Scarlet: *HISS*

Scarlet was about to lunge at her though Y/N held her down despite being 1.5 feet shorter than her.

Scarlet: *POUT* Mmmmm.....

Y/N: Scarlet it's fine. We're just friends.

Hachi:...........

She had a sad look on her face, though held onto Y/N as he puts his camping equipment away, takes a shower, makes a breakfast and more with everyone before wearing a suit.

Hachi: Where were you?

Y/N: Camping. Jaylene was there too.

Hachi: Are you going again?

Y/N: I have a joint mission to join.

Hachi: Can I come? I'll just...stay invisible.

Y/N: Ok.

*WHOOSH*

MISSION #2

DANGER LEVEL: 3-5

OBJECTIVE - CONTAINMENT OR EXTERMINATE

ANOMALIES;

200 HARVESTERS

50 MIMICS

SINGULARITY

5 MONOLITHS

300 INSTANCES OF THE REAL

5 TERMINATORS

XENOMORPH QUEEN

10 WEREWOLVES

SHIN GODZILLA

Y/N: 'Now what is first?'

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Extermination of Harvesters and Mimics