Here we see you heading to the Foundation site containing the new anomaly at Site-501 and you see Amy and Leela walking with you.

Amy: "So we have another SCP in the foundation and it's a 001 and it's weird."

(Y/N): "Weird, how exactly?"

Leela: "Just go and see for yourself."

We later see you enter a room and you see a computer monitor and you sat down in a chair and you see a blank white screen on it and you see a small cartoon girl with a pink face, wide eyes, and a beret on her head.

(Y/N): "Are you SCP-001?"

???: "Hi hi! I Love you so much! Flesh baby!! You are big and strong!!! Can I call you big brother!?!

(Y/N): "Um... how can you see me with no attached camera?"

???: "I see a computer screen! I just look at it!"

(Y/N): "Or hear me without a microphone and speaker?"

???: "I can see your beautiful body silly billy! And I can hear you beautiful voice too!"

(Y/N): "Right so um, what is your name kiddo?"

???: "Pallit East River Gock big brother!"

(Y/N): "Pallit, I've been told you were made by 2803-A, is that correct?"

Pallit: "Yes big brother! He's my daddy!"

(Y/N): "Okay, and what's your appearance resemble?"

Pallit: "A fairy big brother."

Amy: "And you think (Y/N) is your brother?"

Pallit: "I like him to be my brother because I never had a brother before."

(Y/N): "Well I also have a sister named Kendyl, she normally works in the international branches of the foundation. As for my brother, just be glad you don't have a chance to meet him because after what I learned about my memories of him. Because even though I don't have any memories of my little brother, the experiences and pain I felt from his torment are still there. Let me tell you about him."

One explanation later.

Pallit: "Gary Cranston is a big meanie! He hurt big brother! I do not want him to be my brother! I love humans but not Gary because he's a mean meanie man who hurts people and makes them sad!"

(Y/N): "Trust me Pallit you won't meet him. From what I can remember he's busy gathering power to become a swann entity himself so that he can make his own stories about how he sees people from his eyes."

Amy: "Oh yeah, he is trying to get stronger and stronger by consuming the flesh of gods and other beings."

Pallit: *sees Leela*"I didn't know humans can have 1 eye! Can I see it?! Please! Please! Please!"

Leela: "Um, sure."

Leela then moves her head closer to the monitor and Pallit then looks at all the details in her eye.

Pallit: "Your eye is big and beautiful! I like it! I like it!"

Leela: "Oh heh thanks, not a lot of people see my eye nice."

(Y/N): "If you ask me I think the cycloptic eye is lovely on you."

Leela: "Aw thank you."

Pallit: "It's wonderful! I like you! I like humans so much! I just wish I can talk to more of you humans!"

(Y/N): "Well what if I say I know someone who has your energy kiddo?"

Sometime later, we see Charlie talking to Pallit and they are getting along like two children having wholesome fun together and we see Vaggie with you watching this unfold.

Vaggie: "Wow, they are getting along like friends."

(Y/N): "Pallit is a child while Charlie is a child at heart, soo by that logic they should be good friends right?"

Vaggie: "I guess."

Husk: *Sees what's happening* "Soo, uh what's happening here?"

Vaggie: "Charlie made friends with a computer program that has the mind of a child."

(Y/N): "I set up a facial recognition scanner so that Pallit can make more human ocs of her own design."

Charlie then sees Pallit use her paint brush to make a picture of Charlie and Vaggie on their wedding day with a rainbow in the background, Husk as the priest, Husk as the best man, Cherri, Nifty, and Angel Dust as the bridesmaids, her parents are there with Lucifer crying in the background, and Alastor being Charlie's best man.

Charlie: "Aww that's so beautiful."

Vaggie: *sees the picture*"Huh, I thought I was the one in the tux."

Husk: "Your girlfriend always wears a suit you know, so it makes sense she wears the tux."

(Y/N): "And having Alastor as the best man. Pretty fitting for him since he's like the second dad that Charlie has."

Husk: "True." *To you* *Whispers* "So uh, that computer girl, is she like... safe?"

(Y/N): "Well she has the mindset of a child. But she might get bored of the same old people."

Vaggie: "Why not give her a youtube channel?"

(Y/N): "Great idea, how about we connect with the internet on not just Earth but also Heaven and Hell."*to Pallit*"Hey kiddo, wanna put your art skills to good use and show people how it's done?"

Pallit:"YES!!!!YES!!!!YES!!!!YES!!!!YES!!!!YES!!!!YES!!!!YES!!!!YES!!!!YES!!!!"

(Y/N): "Alright once we run by the plan with the superiors, we'll set up an account and you will be viral in no time."

Sometime later, we see Velvette looking through her social media accounts and she sees that she's in 2nd place in the popularity polls.

Velvette: "2nd?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHO BEAT ME IN THE POLLS!?!"

Velvette then sees the first place winner in the popularity poll was Pallit and her art tutorials as we see Velvette pissed off and she throws a tantrum. Meanwhile with Vox, we see him go through his show's ratings as we see Valentino walk into the room.

Valentino: "Vox! Velvette has gone wild! Calm her down!"

Vox: "I'll go talk to her."

We see Vox leave the room and he sees Velvette making angry comments on Pallit's videos and she sees Vox.

Velvette: "Finally! Vox that little brat beat me in the popularity polls in social media!"

Velvette throws a cup of water at the door as Vox was able to step out of the way.

Vox: "Yeah uh which social media are we talking about?"

Velvette: "All of them Vox! I am so pissed right now that I want to shoot that little brat's hard drive! Me, beaten by a computer! Unbelievable!!!"

Vox: "Hey, hey easy Vel."

Velvette: "Don't you use that kind of talk on me! That only works on Valentino you know!"

Vox: *with his eye scrying and with a static voice*"Vel!"*calms down*"Come on, it's like a video game. When a human player fights a computer, who would win?"

Velvette: "The human player?"

Vox: "Uh huh? And which one of you is the human and the other is the computer?"

Velvette: "Me?"

Vox: "Correct! Now that's a good girl."

Velvette: "But I really want to shoot something though."

Vox: "Maybe (Y/N) will take you to laser tag and show you a good time like the boyfriend you dreamed of."

Velvette: *blushes slightly*"He knows me so well~."

Vox: "Uh huh, now let me get back to work."

Vox was about to leave the room as Velvette looked through the ratings of Vox's shows and compared them to Pallit's.

Velvette: "Well I hate to be the bearer of bad news, this Pallit girl has beaten you in ratings Vox."

Vox then stopped as his eyes then began to swirl out of anger.

Vox: *Filtered TV voice* "...What?"

Velvette: "Oh well I'm just explaining that you are second best in the ratings compared to Pallit's ratings."

Vox: "So let me get this straight.....I'm being bested by a computer with the brain of a child who's in the 2nd grade? And that's not the first FUCKING THING YOU SAID TO ME?!!?!"

Velvette: "Hey I was too angry to tell you the results of her ratings."

Vox: "That little brat!"

Velvette: "Don't blow a fuse like last time, the city had a black out for weeks no thanks to you."

Vox: "I won't stand by and let some little brat beat me on TV!" *gets up* "I gotta send a message on who's really in charge of things around here!"

Meanwhile with Pallit, we see her making a portrait of Emily enjoying dinner with Alastor and then we see Pallit receiving an email from Vox.

Pallit: "Who's Vox?"

Pallit then looks into the Email and she sees Vox on screen and she sees him.

Pallit: "NEW FRIEND!!! I LIKE YOU!!! I LIKE YOU!!! I LIKE YOU!!! I LIKE YOU!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE A TV HEAD? WHY IS YOUR FACE BLUE? WHY ARE YOU WEARING A FANCY SUIT LIKE ONE OF MY OCS?!!?!"

Vox: "Gah! I was not expecting this much energy."

Pallit: "Why do you want to see Pallit?"

Vox: "Listen kid, you should lay off the artwork, you're making me and my co-workers look bad. So back off okay?"

Pallit: "But humans want to see my art! I don't want to stop painting! You're a meanie head!"

Vox: "Alright didn't say I warned ya kid."

Vox then tries to hack into Pallit's mainframe only for her to end up in Vox's head and Pallit takes control of him.

Pallit: "Oooooo, I like this! I have hands like a human and feet like a human!"

Vox: *not in control of his body*"What the!? What's going on?! Why can't I control myself?!"*sees his hand turn into a paintbrush*"What is happening to me?!"

Pallit then starts to draw butterflies and they begin to fly around in Hell. We see Vaggie come out of the hotel to get the mail and then she sees Hell not in flames and burning but filled with butterflies, puppies, kittens, rainbows, and numerous colorful and childlike wonders across what was once a corrupt city filled with demons.

Vaggie: "................Charlie?"

Charlie: "What is it Vaggie?"

Vaggie: "Did you... do some renovations to.......everywhere...?"

Charlie then sees the changes of Hell and Charlie was confused yet amazed of the childlike wonders all over Hell.

Charlie: "Woah...."

Meanwhile with Alastor, we see him hiding in fear from the cute puppies and kittens that are stampeding across the streets.

Alastor: "This... this is worse than hell..."

Meanwhile with Blitzo, we see the company meeting room overrun by kittens and we see Millie cuddling the kittens while Loona, Blitzo, and Moxxie were annoyed by the kittens.

Loona: *sees a kitten playing with her tail* "Don't push your luck."

Blitzo: "I wish I could kill a kitten but their cuteness is making me not blow their brains out."

Moxxie: "Where the hell did these come anyway?"

Meanwhile with Verosika and her crew, we see that Verosika's Airbnb has been turned into a bouncy house.

Verosika: "... What the fuck?"

Meanwhile with Charlie and the others, we see Charlie covered in butterflies and we see puppies playing with Husk's tail and we see hamsters carrying Niffty around.

Niffty: "The hamsters have got me!"

Husk: *feels a puppy biting his tail* "Gah! What the fuck?!"

Vaggie: "Hun we need to figure out what's going on here."*sees that Charlie is covered in butterflies*" "Charlie!"

Charlie: "Help me! I'm covered in butterflies! And they are beautiful!"

Vaggie pulled Charlie out of the butterflies as we see Angel Dust come in covered in glitter and confetti.

Angel Dust: "Don't ask."

Meanwhile with Pallit, we see her put a plug into Vox's body and then she transfers back to the Foundation.

Pallit: "I wish I can stay, but big brother is expecting to see me so that I can meet his sister."

We see Pallit leave Hell's server as Vox collapses to the floor.

Valentino: *Comes in covered glitter* "Vox! What the fuck is going-" *sees Vox on the floor*"Oh dear."

Back with Charlie and the others, we see them trying to clean up the mess that Pallit made and we see Alastor was hiding behind a mailbox as Vaggie was confused.

Vaggie: "Why are you cowering in fear?"*gasps*"Alastor, are you afraid of things that kids like to enjoy?"

Alastor: "I am not!"

We then see puppies surround Alastor as we see him climb up a lamp post.

Alastor: "I feel slightly afraid to be honest."

Charlie: *To Angel Dust* "Soo, what was with the glitter?"

Angel Dust: "Glitter cannons, everywhere."

Flashback.

Here we see Angel at a club and we see glitter being shot out of cannons.

Demon 1: "What the hell?!"

We see everyone in the room getting shot by glitter cannons and they are getting covered in glitter.

Angel Dust: "Gah! Glitter everywhere!!!"

End of flashback

Angel Dust: "I don't want to talk about it."

Husk: "So what happened here?"

Meanwhile with you, we see Pallit talking to Kendyl and she was excited to meet her.

Pallit: "It's so good to meet you big sister!"

Kendyl: "Aww I always wanted a little sister."

(Y/N): "Glad you two are getting along."

Meanwhile in Hell, we see Lucifer and the other sins all having a meeting and are covered in glitter.

Asmodeus: "Luc, all 7 rings of Hell have been changed from a place of damnation into a place of childlike wonders. Charlie didn't do this did she?"

Lucifer: "No no she wouldn't do this, she's been at the hotel the whole time."

Bee: "I found out who did, someone controlling one of the Overlords of Hell. A computer program named Pallit."

Mammon: "What kind of sinner is Pallit?"

Bee: "Pallit is SCP-001 and she's new in the foundation cause (Y/N) set up a youtube account for her so that she can share her art around the world."

Lucifer: *looks at Pallit's art*"Oh wow, that's neat."

We then see a guard come into the room and turn to Lucifer.

Guard: "Your majesty, we have a problem."

We see Lucifer and the other sins in the Pride ring and they see millions of new sinners appearing out of nowhere from left and right.

Lucifer: "What in hell?!"

Asmodeus: "Ohh shit, there has to be around-"

Mammon: "3.45 billion new sinners here."*sees the others looking at him*"What? I count more than money, you know."

Meanwhile in heaven, we see Saint Peter at his post and he sees 3.45 billion new Winners in at the gate of Heaven and he was shocked to see how many people died as we see Emily and Sera arrive to see what's going on.

Sera: "What is going on?"

Saint Peter: "Ma'am we're getting more saints, more than usual!"

Sera: "Great! Now Heaven is overpopulating."

Emily: "What is going on down on Earth?"

Meanwhile on Earth, we see you and Kendyl surviving in the wild and you get a phone call from Blitzo.

(Y/N): "What is it?"

Blitzo: *over the phone* "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON UP THERE?!!"

(Y/N): "What are you talking about?"

Millie: *over the phone*"Heaven and Hell are getting overpopulated, did you guys go through a nuclear winter or drop a bomb on each other?"

(Y/N): "Alien creatures called Weasels have taken over Earth and started turning it into one big garden. 48.52% of the Earth that are urban areas and other cities have been juxtaposed to Antarctica in a matter of 2 hours. Inorganic materials come out great but people aren't so lucky. And right now me and my sister Kendyl are hiding from these things."

Blitzo: *over the phone*"So that's how it happened? Well thanks to those assholes, we have to make sinner camps in the other rings of Hell! What the hell are they anyways?!"

(Y/N): "Well they have a minimum height of three meters. A layer of exoskeletal carapace covering their skin. A segmented body composed of a head, primary thorax, secondary thorax, tertiary thoracic cloister, abdomen, and tail. Sixteen legs, all but four of which are used for walking. A hard, segmented shell over the backside, similar to that of an isopod of the order Oniscidea.No apparent sensory organs or orifices, save for a single radula on the lower part of the head, which is lined with prehensile teeth."

Blitzo: *over the phone*"Oh great, they're giant space bugs with super powers!"

(Y/N): "They use Youtube videos to splice together messages so that they can communicate with us. Don't worry, our best and brightest have survived in a metafictional pocket dimension made by Project Bifrost while the rest of humanity tries to fight back against the Weasels."

Blitzo: *over the phone*"Yeah you guys do that while we're stuck here dealing with an overpopulation problem."

(Y/N): "Alright see ya."*hangs up on Blitzo* "Well it looks like we're on our own sis. We better head back to base before more Weasels see us."

You and Kendyl then head into a cave where we see foundation operatives and survivors of the human race in the cave and you brought back enough food for them.

(Y/N): "Everyone, we need to stay out of sight from the Weasels. We brought back some things that are edible for humans."

Kendyl: "And edible he means food."

Leshawna: "Thanks."

Everyone then eats the food as we see you give them some water from your canteen.

(Y/N): "Good thing Rick made a canteen that makes 006 water infinitely which is water from the Fountain of Youth."

Courtney: "Is it gonna make us young?"

Kendyl: "Well it will repair scar tissue, damaged DNA, and make you feel younger and look younger yeah. It worked for (Y/N), it would work for you girls."

(Y/N): "This will keep us alive for a while."

Many years later, we see you and the others talking to Charlie and Emily.

Courtney: "So, how are things in Heaven and Hell?"

Charlie: "Well we have to make room for the sinners in the other rings of Hell. Now Sinners can go into the other rings like they're right at home."

Emily: "Same goes for Heaven as well and we are not planning on exterminating sinners or winners by the way."

(Y/N): "Glad to hear it and ever since the GOC sent a rocket into space, we discovered the Weasels Juxtaposed the whole planet. We fired a ton of bullets at them but they're not afraid to die."

Charlie: "Oh man, it's UBU all over again."

(Y/N): "Only this time people die, and end up either in Heaven or Hell."

You and the others are now in heaven but neither of you are dead.

(Y/N): *looks around Heaven* "Wow it is... very bright here."

Emily: "Yeah you'll get used to it here."

(Y/N): "But we need to take back the planet from the Weasels."

Charlie: "We know, but come on look around it's not all that bad here."

Blitzo: "Yeah? Tell that to those table scraps you sent down."

Emily: "Table scraps? What do you mean?"

Millie: "Three cherubs were sent down from heaven to convince Lyal Lipton to not kill himself and his friend hired us to kill him so that he ends up in Hell with him."

(Y/N): "Oh yeah, I heard they were kicked out of Heaven."

Emily: *Winces* "Ooh, yeah I remember now, it was not their fault that Lyal was killed."

???(Cletus): "That's what we've been trying to tell you!"

You and the others then see the Cherubs themselves.

Moxxie: "Oh great, you 3 again."

Cletus: "You! What are you three in Heaven!?"

Blitzo: "Well what are you three doing here? Thought you were kicked out."

Cletus: *points at you*"Ask him."

(Y/N): "I explained what happened to the higher ups and now they're back in Heaven."

Emily: "And I had to put Deerie in timeout on account of not explaining what to do to get back to Heaven."

Everyone looks at Deerie who was in a time out corner.

Deerie: "Sorry."

(Y/N): "Well anyways, me and what's left of the human population have been living off of food and 006 water for uh what day is this?"

Emily: "Tuesday."

(Y/N): "27,910 years."

Emily: "Whoa! That's a lot of years."

Charlie: "You look so young, how's that possible?"

(Y/N): "Rick made me this special canteen that has 006 water in it."

Charlie: "Is it a fountain of youth water?"

(Y/N): "Yep, and I've been sharing the water with the others so that they can stay young so we can keep fighting the Weasels."

Charlie: "But can't you stay up in Heaven where it's safe?"

(Y/N): "Gotta keep fighting the good fight."

Emily: "Charlie, there's no way we can convince (Y/N) to stop protecting the earth, heck his soul might be on Earth fighting the weasels for years to come. Neither Heaven or Hell have enough room for (Y/N) or what's left of humanity."

Charlie: "Ooh, right...."

(Y/N): "Well we better get ready for the fight of our lives."

Lute: "Right."

Then suddenly you and the others were Juxtaposed into a room and you got up and ready to fight only to see a familiar face which is Pallit in a real avatar form.

Pallit: "Hi (Y/N)! I am Pallit the Immaculate!"

(Y/N): "Hi there, Pallit, for a second there I thought Weasels were going to kill us."

Pallit: "Nope! Strangers have been punished for doing bad things to humans."

Husk: "What strangers?"

(Y/N): "She means the Weasels."

Pallit points to the weasels that are now in chains and they have the plants on their backs uprooted and cut off.

Pallit: "My Arbiter and best friend in the whole universe KK-507 will show you around while I fix the Earth and make it a nice place for humans!"

Pallit then juxtaposed away as you and the others then see a Foundation scientist named KK-507 or Dr. Katrina Key.

KK-507: "Alright everyone, let's head to your new homes."

(Y/N): "Hey you're Dr. Katrina Key, one of the scientists assigned to Project Bifrost to maintain the condition of the remaining humans on Earth. Where are the others?"

KK-507: "Katrina the first was the only one who survived day 1 cause the liquid in our drinks was cyanide. Ever since I was slowly losing my sanity out of the loneliness of my situation."

(Y/N): "Yikes, you had a rough life."

Pallit: "Come on friends, I have a lot of things to show you!"

Pallit then waves her paintbrush and the world begins to change by her own accord. Years later, all of human civilization are back in business and you and the others along with the O5 are at an Opera room and you all are watching a show set up by Pallit.

O5-01: "And now we're following the rule of a computer program turned into goddess?"

(Y/N): "I wonder what she's doing."

We then see the curtains open up and you all see a Weasel that looks like the leader of all the Weasels.

(Y/N): "That one is the leader, what is she doing?"

We then see Pallit appear near the Weasel leader and she manifests a pair of hedge clippers for hands.

Pallit: "It's time for the punishment show!"

(Y/N): "Oh no....."

Emily: "What?"

(Y/N): "We used incendiary grenades to set the plants on fire to distract the Weasels, the sight of their plants would hurt them psychologically rather than physically. But that's the plants on the Earth, the plants on their backs on the other hand."

Pallit then cuts up the plants on the Weasel's back as it screams in agony not out of pain but out of the fact that Pallit clipped some of its garden.

Vaggie: "Oh my god...."

Leshawna: "That is messed up!"

Niffty: "Eh I give it a 5 out of 10."

Laurie: "I am sensing horrible vibes from that poor thing."

Leshawna: "The weasels or the kid on stage?"

(Y/N): "There's a kid on stage?"

Everyone looked to see a small boy and you recognize him as Robin from the Superhero girls reality and he's bashing baby weasels with a mallet.

Robin: *while smashing Baby weasels with a mallet*"This planet is my birthright!"

(Y/N): "Oh yeah, I forgot I called in reinforcements."

Leshawna: "Did you really have to call the boy blunder?"

(Y/N): "Everyone else in his reality was slammed with schedules and superhero stuff, he's the only hero that is available."

Vaggie: "Wait, is he from the first or second generation of superhero girls?"

(Y/N): "Second."

Leshawna: "Oh great, we're doomed."

(Y/N): "Well the Ethics Committee is dead and Pallit transmuted 682 into a statue made out of cheese."

Meanwhile, we see Grif turning the cheese statue into cheese for his nachos.

Grif: "I'm gonna be swimming in so much nacho cheese! Wait, where am I gonna get a year's supply of chips?"

Back to you.

Leshawna: "We need to do something about the Ai turned goddess."

O5-12: "Fuck that, she earned this. Anything that can kill 682 is a win in my book."

(Y/N): "I'm leaving, I can't spend another second watching the poor man suffer."

You then leave the room and you see the reds and blues in the hall and you see Grif eating nachos made from the 682 cheese.

(Y/N): "Grif... what the hell are you doing?"

Grif: "Eating nachos from that giant lizard statue made out of american cheese."

Donut: "It's actually not that bad."

(Y/N): "Et tu Donut?!"

Donut: "What?"

(Y/N): "Don't tell me you like seeing the Weasel's personal gardens getting ruined and uprooted like weeds."

Donut: "What?"*sees what's happening to the weasel*"Oh no! Their gardens are beautiful and she's ruining them! I am feeling their pain right now!"

(Y/N): "I know right."

Sarge: "This is psychological warfare son, can't hurt them physically, hurt them psychologically."

Tucker: "Yeah she's gonna be finished with that guy before you can say where's Caboose?"

(Y/N): "That's not how it works Tucker."

Tucker: "No I mean where the fuck is Caboose?"

You and the others then see that Caboose is not in the general area.

(Y/N): "... Okay, who was in charge of watching Caboose?"

Washington: "Lopez."

Lopez: *In Spanish* "I let him wander off because I don't care."

(Y/N): "Where did he go?"

Meanwhile, we see Caboose following KK-507 to one of the Weasel husbandry facilities and we see the two of them talking to a humanoid that looks like a crash dummy called a Werkhoss.

Caboose: "Hello robot person who looks like a crash dummy."

KK-507: "Caboose? Say it."

Caboose: "Okay."*to the Werkhoss*"My name is Caboose and I want 600 tanks at my house in a boxed canyon in the middle of nowhere for me and my friends to share with."

Werkhoss: "I'll send in the customized response to the Goddess and your request will be fulfilled."

KK-507: "Thank you."*to Caboose*"Keep an eye out for anyone Caboose."*heads into one of the rooms*

Caboose: "Okay."

???(Y/N): *Off-screen* "Caboose!"

You and the reds and blues arrived in the room and you all turn to him.

(Y/N): "What are you doing here?"

Caboose: "A weird lady who is best friends with a computer program wants to talk to one of the Weasel things."

(Y/N): "And what did you say to them?"

Caboose: "The weird lady wants to talk to the Weasels."

Tucker: "And did you ask for anything?"

(Y/N): "Tucker I'm sure he didn't ask for anything."

Caboose: "Oh I asked for pancakes."

Tucker: "(Y/N) don't you have a Professor X radio in your brain a while back?"

(Y/N): "Oh yeah."*hears the thoughts of both the weasel and kk-507*"It sounds like they're having a conversation about why the weasels came to earth. The weasels want to make a beautiful garden for everyone and don't feel remorse for the death of humans. Cause death is the reward for their efforts."

Tucker: "Bullshit! That's the answer for like 9 out of 10 crimes of religion."

Grif: "Wait, read Caboose's thoughts."

(Y/N): "Shut up!"

Grif: "Sorry."

(Y/N): "Okay the weasels didn't make an effort to negotiate with humans because there's an unwritten rule about humans. It goes like this: If you wish to not lose yourself to evil, commune with humanity as little as possible."

Simmons: "What?! We're not evil!"

Girf: "Hey just because we're doing random stuff all the time doesn't mean we're evil."

Tucker: "Yeah they're the assholes."

(Y/N): "Shut up. The Weasel who goes by the name of Charlie says that the legions of anomalies that came to us were not evil to us before we encountered them."

Sarge: "What?"

(Y/N): "I think to them the concept of cruelty doesn't need to be taught cause it comes naturally to us and it's contagious."

Tucker: "Dude that's bullshit."

Simmons: "But Tucker, it's true. Donald Trump, Jeff Bezos, Adolf Hitler, and even Sarge."

Sarge: "You calling me cruel!? How dare you Simmons!"

Simmons: "You beat up Grif at every chance you get sir. And even Caboose is cruel too when he blew up Church."

Tucker: "Holy shit.....Simmons is right."

Grif: "We're gonna free the guys who nearly wiped out the human race are we?"

(Y/N): "Something tells me that we are."

Tucker: *to you*"But aren't you Pallit's brother?"

(Y/N): "She lost her marbles, better get every one of the weasels out of here."

Then suddenly, you and the sim troopers were teleported into a forest and you all see Pallit and KK-507.

Pallit: *angry tone*"Hi big brother, my best friend KK-507 was corrupted by a weasel and now she's gonna have a time out."

Tucker: "Oh that's not so bad."

(Y/N): "Guys, look at her brush."

You and the others then see that Pallit's brush has faded to black.

Tucker: "Oh we're screwed."

Pallit: "I am gonna give you all something you miss the most."

Pallit then waves her brush and suddenly we see Tex and Church pop into the room and they look around in a panic.

Church: "Shit! What the fuck happened here?! Where the fuck are we?!"

Tex: "I am asking myself the same question."

Caboose: "Church!! And Tex! You're back!"

Tucker: "Holy shit, I thought you were gonna give us the Dr. Manhattan treatment."

Washington: "For the record my life was flashing before my eyes and now I have regrets on growing a beard."

Pallit: "I can't punish humans, only strangers. You all are going home on Earth while Katrina gets a time out."

Tucker: "For 3 days?"

Pallit: "100 years."

Tucker: "What the fuck!?!"

Church: "Okay one of you assholes explain what the fuck is going on here!"

Pallit then teleports you and the others except KK-507 out of the first and you all are in your apartment complex which has been converted into a gigantic mansion with infinite space.

Lindsay: "(Y/N), what happened?"

(Y/N): "The Weasels aren't so bad and Pallit is the new big bad right now."*looks at your house*"And what happened to my house?"

Lindsay: "Pallit did some renovations, and before you ask, I only changed up the sofa cushions." *Gestures to the infinite space* "This, I didn't do."

Tucker: "Dude, you live in a giant mansion now with infinite space like the Tardis from Doctor Who."

(Y/N): "Yeah but this is not home to me. I prefer a small space to call home, not a giant labyrinth that goes on forever and ever."

Lindsay: "(Y/N) you should see this."

Everyone then looked to see people bowing to statues of Pallit and everyone is happy now.

Tucker: "Uhh... what's going on?"

Leshawna: *offscreen*"Hey come and watch what's on TV."

You and the others are in the living room watching a PSA called New Earth and you.

TV: "Hello everyone, I am here to explain what our new roles are in life. Let me explain, The Goddess protects us and modifies our minds to remove any need for destruction. The Guardians are useful things and concepts from the old Foundation repurposed to help us. The Treasure are humans which are us, to exist in peace, joy, and silence, the uninterestings are the kitties and puppies and meh. And the strangers."*realizes*"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO No no wait, hang on, I'm just making a list describing the caste system. False alarm, haha!"

Gwen: "Um... soo what happened?"

(Y/N): "I think that Pallit gave us immortality and eternal youth."

Courtney: "Oh great, it's UBU all over again."

(Y/N): "Well she's not causing any trouble like UBU so I think we're in the clear for now. But we need to lay low until we come up with a plan."

TV: "As for our guardians, SCP-001 the Gate Guardian or Sprinkles the Evergiddy. This entity's mind erased and refilled with nicer instructions, now entertains the treasured with shows and fireworks."

Emily sees the Gate Guardian making fireworks and shows as she was shocked to see it turned into one of Pallit's guardians.

Emily: "Oh no...poor Uriel..."

(Y/N): *reads the news*"It's not just the Gate Guardian, it's also 001-LIL now called The Rite of Spring."

Leshawna: "What's that 001 proposal before it was changed."

(Y/N): "The World Gone Beautiful, it's an apocalyptic event that doesn't end in horror but rather ends with beauty You can tell it's happening because of the flower and people have 24 hours to do what they want on their bucket list."

Miles: "The world ends in a peaceful way, I like that."

Gwen: "Wait, hang on, what's the catch? There's always a catch."

Grif: "Yeah, no way it's that peaceful."

(Y/N): "Well the world ends in 24 hours so if you have things to do before the planet kicks the bucket. Anyways, Pallit modified it to make flowers appear preemptively."*reads more the news article*"She turned another 001 proposal into a guardian called the Punishment Lamp which is SCP-001 when daybreaks."

Lindsay: "Is it that when people on Earth turn into gooey monsters because of sunlight?"

(Y/N): "Yes, and Pallit turned 169 into an all you can eat buffet for everyone, turned 173 into shepherds of humanity, 231-7 into a bomb that blow up stranger worlds, turned 354 into a machine that makes infinite puppies, she made 500 airborne and spread it all over the globe, 610 are now dancing for shows, and so many more."

Angel Dust: "Christ on a stick, sounds like Charlie's dreams." *To Charlie* "No offense Charls."

Charlie: "Actually I kinda like it, it actually feels like I'm in a home that I like."

Vaggie: "But this is something made by a power crazy Ai turned goddess hun."

(Y/N): "You do realize that Pallit is the bad guy now right?"

Charlie: *sighs*"Yeah it's too good to be true."

Emily: "Yeah and I know Pallit has good intentions."

Charlie: "But my dad always says."

Emily and Charlie: "The road to Hell is paved with good intentions."

Charlie: "Ugh, I hate it when that happens."

Emily: "I know right?"

Angel Dust: *To Vaggie* *Whispers* "You think they're sisters?"

Vaggie: "I doubt that Lucifer is man enough to have two daughters."

Angel Dust: "Didn't he date Adam's second wife, Eve?" *gestures to Charlie and Emily* "And those two are so positive and cherie and share a brain."

Vaggie: "There is no way they could be sisters."

Angel Dust: "Only one way to find out." *To Emily* "Hey Em!"

Emily: "Yes Mr. Angel Dust?"

Angel Dust: "Can I ask you something? Who was your mama?"

Emily: "Oh my mom was Eve. Sera adopted me as her sister. I never knew my dad though."

Angel and Vaggie were stunned to hear this.

Vaggie: "Ohh shit..."

Emily: "What? What is it? what's wrong?"

Angel Dust: "Em, I think we may know who your pa was err is."

Vaggie: "Uh he's right...."*points to you*"There."

(Y/N): "What?"

Emily: *hugs your arm*"Daddy!"

(Y/N): "Woah woah, Emily I'm not-"*sees Vaggie mouthing'play along'*"-sure how to react to the fact I'm your father..." *to Vaggie and Angel Dust*"May I talk to you in private?"

Later in the closet, we see you, Angel Dust, and Vaggie.

(Y/N): "What was that for?!"

Angel Dust: "Look me and Vaggie have been thinking that angel over there is Charlie's sister."

(Y/N): "Wait Emily? How could she be Charlie's sister?"

Vaggie: "Charlie told me her dad dated Eve before he met Lilith, soo..."

(Y/N): "Wait, Lilith was the first wife and Eve was the second."

Vaggie: "Well Eve is the first woman and Lilith had to be the second wife, and it's possible that Lucifer might have had a kid with Eve."

(Y/N): "So your saying that Emily could be Charlie's-" *Angel Dust and Vaggie nodded in agreement* *realizes* "Oooh... that explains so much, and she's like the angel version of Charlie."

Vaggie: "Look, just pretend to be Emily's long lost father. I got kicked out of heaven for protecting a demon kid, but being related to the devil himself. I don't know what's gonna happen to her when Sera finds out."

(Y/N): "Wait, she doesn't know either?"

Angel Dust: "What do you think will happen if all of heaven has a Seraph who is Lucifer's daughter?"

(Y/N): "...Shit... okay that could be bad... and Charlie?"

Both you and Angel Dust look at Vaggie for an answer.

Vaggie: "Let's not tell her."

Angel Dust: "Vag are you high right now? She didn't take it well when she found out your an exorcist, what do you think will happen when she finds out she has a sister she never knew about and you knew and didn't tell her?"

Vaggie: "Yeah I'm gonna play it safe and not tell her."

(Y/N): "When she found out that she was dating an exorcist, you two were so close to being split up. If she finds out that she's related to Emily aka Sera's sister who by the way will send down thousands of exorcists to exterminate sinners in hell just to protect her only to find out that she's been killing people for no reason now. Vaggie your relationship with Charlie would have been down the toilet when she found out you're an angel, being related to one that is a seraph in Heaven would get her killed.....or worse."

Vaggie: "Okay (Y/N) you're the secret expert, why don't you help us keep the secret and tell no one."

(Y/N): "You're asking a Foundation agent to keep a secret not meant for mortal minds to comprehend. I've been doing that job since day 1."

Angel Dust: "Alright but how are we gonna explain how a human had sex with Eve and she gave birth to a baby Seraph."

Later, we see you explaining your family tree to Emily.

(Y/N): "And that is how you got your traits as a seraph kiddo."

Emily: "Wow...I can't believe grandma was 1/4th Seraph on her side of the family."

(Y/N): "The trait is so rare that it only appears in only 25% of the women in the family tree."

Emily: "Wow that is amazing!"

(Y/N): "Yep."

Emily: "We have so much to catch up on. Come on!"

We see Emily grab your hand and she starts to take you to places as we see Vaggie and Angel Dust surprised to see your plan is going well.

Vaggie: "Oh thank god she bought it."

Husk: "Bought what?"

Angel Dust: "Bought angel food cake."

Husk: *doesn't see any angel food cake*"I don't see any cake."

Vaggie: *points to Eva*"She ate the whole cake on a dare."

Eva: "What?!"

Husk: "Make sense, she's the kind of person to have a cheat day."

Meanwhile with you and Emily, we see you having fun in your in house circus which is Hermen Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting because Pallit wants you to have a personal circus in your infinite mansion and both you and Emily are watching the Glam sisters perform on a tightrope while juggling pins.

(Y/N): "Glitz and Glam are the best Herman Fuller has to offer thanks to me."

Emily: "This is the first time I went to the circus, dad."

(Y/N): "You're welcome."

Emily: "Hey dad, why aren't you and mom together?"

(Y/N): "Well my job is to contain anomalous objects and she wants to do her career, so we just drifted apart because of our choices in our careers."

Glitz: "For our next performance, we'll randomly choose a member of the audience!"

We then see Glam pick you up on a swing and then she lands on a tightrope and she balances you on her hand whole standing on Glitz's hand and we see Emily clapping for joy.

Emily: "Go dad!"

We then see the Glam Sisters jump onto the ground and then they see you falling down as we see them pull out a giant pie and you fall into the pie head first and Emily sees your legs flailing around.

Emily: *Laughs* "Nice one dad!"

You then get out of the pie as we see the Glam sisters spray you with seltzer water like a fire hose and you flying onto a board and you see that you're on a wheel and it's spinning around and the Glam sisters were wearing blindfolds and they're gonna throw knives at you.

(Y/N): "Oh crud!"

We see the Glam sisters throw the knives and most of them were a near miss on you and the knives were placed in a form of a heart.

Emily: "That was amazing!"

The Glam sisters get you off of the wheel and they bow to the audience and you bow with them. Sometime later, we see you and Emily now watching TV.

Emily: "I can't believe I've missed out on a lot of things with you dad."

(Y/N): "Yeah I know how to have fun."

Glitz and Glam: *To themselves* "Dad?"

Emily: "(Y/N) is my long lost father."

Glitz and Glam: "Your daughter is a Seraphim?!"

(Y/N): "My mom has common ancestry with a seraph and women in her family can only get traits of a seraph."

Glitz: "Oh."

Emily: "Man dad, I never knew I had so many step moms."

Meanwhile with Charlie, we see her having lunch with Vaggie and Angel Dust who were nervous of her.

Charlie: "Hey, do you ever wonder what life would be like if I had a sister?"

Angel Dust: *Spit takes his water* *Coughs* *Coughs* "What?"

Vaggie: "So why do you think that hun?"

Charlie: "Well I always wanted siblings and I have Cain and Abel as my brothers and I wish I had a sister."

Angel Dust: "Wait, you have brothers?"

Charlie: "Yeah, I went to the first city that used to be ruled by Adam."

Angel Dust and Vaggie: "Ugh..."

Vaggie: "Don't remind us."

Angel Dust: "I don't wanna hear about that dick." *To Vaggie* "And I don't mean that in a good way."

Charlie: "I can't believe Emily is (Y/N)'s daughter. I always thought she would be a sister to me but now I guess we can be friends and not siblings. But we can be sisters in a figurative way."

Vaggie and Angel Dust look at each other nervously, and we see Vaggie chugging down on her apple juice as she then presses a button on the table that summons 30 more juice boxes and starts drinking them.

Charlie: "Why are you drinking so much juice?"

Vaggie: "We're really thirsty."

Angel Dust: "Yeah, we're really dehydrated."

Charlie: *Squinted out of suspicion* "Hmmmmmmm..." *smiles*"Okay."

Later on, we see you and Emily at the opera and you see a show called the Flesh that Dances starring instances of SCP-610.

(Y/N): "Can't believe these things went from an epidemic to a dancing team."

Emily: "Yeah me neither."

(Y/N): "Well this will be the status quo for the foreseeable future. At least we got free medical care, dental, and all the buckets of chicken from KFC we can eat."

Emily: "Yay for us then."

Meanwhile with Vaggie and Angel Dust, we see them eating meat from SCP-169 or the Eden Beast, nervous about Charlie finding out.

Angel Dust: "We can't do this, we gotta tell her."

Vaggie: "Absolutely not! She cannot know!"

Angel Dust: "We are eating our shame Vaggie, our shame! Shame is not a good look for me and that's saying something considering my line of work, or you being a former exorcist!"

Vaggie: " Damn it you're right, we need to break it to them."

Sometime later, we see Charlie and Emily in the living room and you are with Angel Dust and Vaggie.

Vaggie: "Charlie and Emily, we have a confession to say."

Charlie: "That you became a bisexual and you like (Y/N)?"

Vaggie: "What? No not that, well..." *shakes her head* "No, no we mean there's something we gotta tell you."

Charlie: "What is it?"

Angel Dust: "We think... Emily is your long lost sister."

Emily: "But you said that (Y/N) is my father, he told me that my mom became an O5 and then she got handsy with dad and then she started to do some weird stuff and then the next thing she was pregnant with me."

(Y/N): "When dealing with the supernatural it puts a lot of stress on ya so she wants find some relief and then she did it with me without protection and then the next dad she was pregnant and she doesn't want to have any child support cause why do you need child support when you're in Heaven."

Angel Dust: "Look, we think that... Lucifer might be your pa."

Emily: "What? That can't be right, dad said how he met my mother in a truthful way and I'm convinced of how it happened."

Vaggie: *whispers to you* "I can't believe you're that good of a liar."

(Y/N): *Whispers back* "Yeah I am very good at making cover ups." *Notices Vaggie's angry look* "And tell her the truth."

Vaggie: "(Y/N) say something."

(Y/N): "Alright."*to Emily*"Emily I don't know how to say this so I'll whisper it in Charlie's ear and she will blurt it out in astonishment."

You then whisper into Charlie's ear and then she was shocked from hearing it.

Charlie: "EMILY IS MY SISTER?!!"

Emily: "What?! How?!"

Angel Dust: "Well remember how Charlie's dad was with two girls? Lilith and Eve?"

Charlie: "Yeah, I know, but what does that have to do anything?"

Vaggie: "Well... we think Lucifer might have had a baby with Eve."

Charlie and Emily: "WHAT?!?!?!"

Charlie: "How and when, and why didn't he tell me I had an aunt?!"

Emily: "Maybe he didn't know?"

Charlie: "There's only one way to find out."

Meanwhile, we see Lucifer in his workshop working on a rubber duck with multiple heads.

Lucifer: "Yes! The rubber duck with multiple heads! Uh... maybe only for halloween and for-"

Lucifer was cut off when his phone was ringing and saw it was Charlie.

Lucifer: "Oh shit! Uh..."*answers the call*"Hey Bitch! And I just realized those are the wrong words to say over the phone. How's Earth these days, I just saw the news about Pallit taking over the planet after the previous management was fired and-"

Charlie: *over the phone*"Dad... do I... have a sister?"

Lucifer: "...What?"

Charlie: *over the phone*"Dad, you said you were with Eve."

Lucifer: "Sweetheart, I said that to Adam just to mess with him. I'm not that smooth with women."

Angel Dust: *Over the phone* "Short king, be real, did you actually bang the first woman and had a kid with her?"

Lucifer: "Okay one, Lilith is the first woman and Eve is the second, and two I have no idea."

(Y/N): *over the phone*"She's a seraphim named Emily, and well, she's a lot like Charlie."

Lucifer: *Realizes* "Oh yeah, we didn't use protection because it was not invented yet. I was going through puberty at the time alright."

(Y/N): *over the phone*"Wait, how does puberty work with angels?"

Lucifer: "Well our wings start growing, we get pimples, our bodies go through weird stages."

(Y/N): *over the phone*"Like looking like an abstract being? Like a biblically accurate angel?"

Lucifer: "Pretty much, but for Seraphs it's 100x worse, we have to get used to the weight of our new wings cause we have more wings than other angels."

Angel Dust: *over the phone*"Okay, and how did you get with Eve?"

Lucifer: "She doesn't like what Adam offers to her so she came to me and then the next thing happened we were in bed having sex and I felt ashamed of what happened."

(Y/N): *over the phone*"Let me guess, the prototype penis is not as impressive as its successors?"

Lucifer: "...That and she needed stress relief and I was there and well..."

Emily: *over the phone*"Woah..."

(Y/N): *over the phone* "So you and Eve had a daughter neither of you knew about?"

Lucifer: "Okay in my defense, Eve told me that it was a safe day."

Angel Dust: *over the phone*"She told you it was a safe day, and she had a baby with you? And didn't tell you?"

Lucifer: "Yeah..."

(Y/N): *over the phone* "Make sense."

Charlie: *over the phone*"Do you know where Eve is now? Err Aunt Eve?"

Lucifer: "Well if Adam was in Heaven, then that means....." *realizes* "Oh... shit...."

Later, in Heaven, we see you at the gate of Heaven and you are talking to Saint Peter.

(Y/N): "What do you mean you won't let me in?!"

Peter: "Look as much as I like you to be in Heaven as much as the next angel but I was under strict orders from Sera to not let you into Heaven, on account for the things you did on Earth."

(Y/N): "What?"

We then see Peter put a giant book with your name on it on the table.

Peter: "This is volume 1 of your services for the SCP Foundation along with other Groups of Interests you called them."

(Y/N): "Son of a bitch!" *sees Peter looking at him* "Uh sorry for my profanity..."

Peter: "I forgive you."

Meanwhile with Charlie and Emily, we see them talking to Eve, who was a plus size woman in contrast to Lilith's slender appearance.

Charlie: "Hi... Aunt Eve..."

Emily: "Hi mom."

Eve: "Oh hello there."

Charlie: "Soo... it's nice to finally meet you, how come dad never told me about you?"

Eve: "Well I don't want to steal Lilith's boytoy cause Eden sisters for life. It was a one night stand anyways and he's slightly better than my ex husband Adam. I thought he would be a great father for Seth and give him a crown for his birthday but nooo he has to make it the root of all evil and make demon exterminator as a new career choice."

Charlie: "Well... if it makes you feel better he was killed by my cleaning lady, Nifty and now he's Valentino's bitch pet now. Pardon the language."

Eve: "Serves that jerk right, well that makes it better since now I'm single and ready to mingle. Maybe that (Y/N) fella at the front gate seems like a nice guy."

Charlie: *Hears her phone ringing* "Hello?" *Eyes widen in shock* "She did what?!"

Emily: "Sis what is it?"

Charlie: "(Y/N) is banned from Heaven due to his services for the Foundation."

Eve: "Oh darn."

Charlie: "Aren't there angels here that look like chippendale dancers you can hang out with?"

Eve: "Ugh they need to put on a shirt, I know they have 6 packs but don't have to rub it into people's faces. That (Y/N) fella has more clothes on than those guys and he's not a show off."

Charlie: "True, but how do you get someone unbanned from Heaven?"

Emily: "Well the only person higher than a Seraphim is our grandpa, which is God."

Later, we see you and the others talking to SCP-343 or God and he was talking to them.

(Y/N): "Alright you con man, let's talk."

God: "What is it (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "Sera won't let me into Heaven, so is there a way for me to get to Heaven?

God: "Well I would do this."*snaps your fingers*"Now you have a free pass into Heaven and other afterlives whenever you want."

You then look on your chest and you see other symbols from various religions both known and unknown in a perfect circle around the 3 moons initiative moons.

(Y/N): "Wow, thank you God. Who knew a con man would be so useful for different things."

Charlie and Emily: "Con man?"

(Y/N): "I'll tell you girls later."

We later see you and the others at Heaven's gates.

Peter: " Weird, you now have a pass to every afterlife branded on your chest."

(Y/N): "Damn straight." *sees Peter looking at him* "Uh I mean, darn right I do."

Later, we see you and both Charlie and Emily in Heaven looking around and you were talking to Sera.

(Y/N): "Was there a specific reason why you banned me?"

Sera: "Eve was getting ideas about you and I am not gonna lose Eve when we lost Adam."

(Y/N): "Hey it's your own fault killing human souls who have a chance at redemption." *Point to reformed Sir Pentious* "And it looked like it worked."

Everyone saw it was Sir Pentious, now redeemed.

Vaggie: "Pentious?!"

Sir Pentious: "Oh hello Vagatha and Charlotte."

Charlie: "You... your... how? Last time we saw you, you got vaporized by Adam. Everyone mourned for you!"

Sir Pentious: "Well I could have sent you a letter but they don't send mail to hell."

We then see Eve one arm hug you and you were pushed onto the side of her breasts.

Eve: "Nice to finally meet you (Y/N)."

Vaggie: *to Sir Pentious* "But how did you end up in Heaven?"

Sir Pentious: "Oh that's quite simple, I have no idea."

(Y/N): "Hmm... wait did you do anything before you were vaporized?"

Sir Pentious: "Well I told Cherri Bomb how I feel and I sacrificed myself."

Charlie: *Gasps in realization* "You did a noble sacrifice!"

Angel Dust: "A noble what?"

Charlie: "Pentious did a heroic sacrifice."

Emily: "And you wouldn't believe how wrong Sera was."

Flashback.

Here we see Sir Pentious being beamed into the room where Emily and Sera were as he landed on the floor and got up.

Sir Pentious: "Wha?! Where!? Where am I?!"*sees the angels*"Oh hello..."

Emily was happy to see Sir Pentious and Sera was shocked.

End of flashback

Sera: "...I went to therapy after that moment."

Emily: "And...?"

Sera: "...And the 'your wrong' corner ." *Sees everyone looking at her* "It's a corner where people who were wrong go... it was Emily's idea."

Vaggie: "Ohh."

Eve: "Well I say it serves you right for siding with my ex-husband."

Sera: "Yeah..."

Eve: *hugs you in her breasts*"And it would serve him right now that I found a new better man than the prototype of the long line of assholes of humanity."

Sera: "Which is exactly why I banned (Y/N) from Heaven in the first place."

Emily: "And what makes you any better than him? You agreed to what Adam and Lute were doing, and you knew you were killing innocent human souls."

Vaggie: "I think that Sera has a crush on Lilith and Eve."

Sera: *blushes*"No I don't!"

Eve: "Hey being gay isn't a sin Sera. I have plenty to offer for men and women."

Sera was too embarrassed to respond to that and she covered her face.

Vaggie: "If it makes you feel better, Charlie made a special time out corner for Angel if ever bought cocaine in the hotel."

Angel Dust: "And (Y/N) found all of my hiding places for cocaine, and believe me the corner was not fun."

Flashback.

Here we see Angel Dust in the corner facing the wall as Husk saw this.

Husk: "What the hell are you doing?"

Angel Dust: "I'm in a time out corner because I brought drugs to the hotel."

Husk: "Uh huh."

End of flashback

Eve: "Well Heaven has been stale for as long as I've been here. Time for a change in scenery and move in with my new boyfriend."

Emily: "Ahem."

Eve: "And spend some quality time with my daughter and niece, and talk to Lucifer."

???(Molly): "Anthony?"

Everyone looked to see it was Molly herself.

Angel Dust: "Molly?"

Molly: "Anthony!" *Runs to Angel Dust* *Ooh I knew you'd be here!"

Charlie: "Wait, she's your sister?"

(Y/N): *looks at Angel Dust's chest and look at Molly's chest*"Yep, they're siblings."

Angel Dust: "Fraternal siblings."

Molly: "You were in Hell and I was waiting for you to get to Heaven when I figured you'd go clean after a long time."

Charlie: "And he's been trying his best to redeem himself."

Molly: *sees you*"Hey, did you get a boyfriend, Anthony? He's hot and muscly."

Angel Dust: "I wish but he's straight."

Molly: "Ooh can I have him? The men here always show off their abs all the time and it's getting old." *to the shirtless angels guys* "Fellas! Put some clothes on!

(Y/N): "Lust is a sin and yet people here don't understand the concept of clothes."

Molly: "Purity can take strange forms in strange ways."

Charlie: "Em?"

Emily: "Oh yeah, uh we just thought our thoughts were pure enough it would mean they can take off their clothes."

Everyone then sees a naked female saint casually walking by.

Charlie: "Soo... in other words, being naked is like normal here?"

(Y/N): "Hey lady, put on some pants and a shirt and shoes."

Lady: *Off-screen* "No thanks."

(Y/N): "Okay, I'm leaving this place. Cause I want to keep my clothes on."

Charlie: *Sees the ice cream* "Can we get some ice cream first, they have rainbow sprinkles!"

Vaggie: "She really likes rainbow sprinkles."

(Y/N): "Okay ice cream it is." *Gets hugged by Charlie and Emily* "You're not gonna let go are you?"

Charlie and Emily: "Nope."

Eve: "I see why they like you so much, you're quite popular in Heaven and Hell."

(Y/N): "Let's just say I've dealt with both of them through my line of work."

Sometime later, we see you and the others back at your infinite mansion and we see Eve looking in awe of your mansion.

(Y/N): "It was an apartment complex before Pallit turned it into a giant mansion with an infinite space in it. I basically have all the fast food and other restaurants for a kitchen and dining room, the garage is filled with all sorts of vehicles like cars, helicopters, planes, and battleships, and the living room is basically a giant movie theater for one person because Pallit sees me as a big brother to her."

Eve: "Damn... not bad."

Just then we see Leshawna walk in as she sees Eve.

Leshawna and Eve: "Dang you're a plus size beauty queen."

Leshawna: "I'm only 1 plus size you're like 40 plus sizes. You're more like a Plus size empress and I'm just a queen."

Eve: "Make sense, you did get your looks from the 2nd woman of humanity which is me, Eve el Asem."

Leshawna: "Eve, as in Adam and Eve?"

Eve: "Ugh don't get me started with that dick, that bastard always brags about how he fucked me well, let me tell you, for the first dick, he was terrible in bed. Guess that's why people call him Proto-Dick behind his back."

Leshawna: "So I got my big booty from you?"

Eve: "You tell me."*spanks her own butt*"This booty is as lucious as the apple I ate back in my days of Eden."

(Y/N): "Huh, so that's where Leshawna got it from. How did your butt get that big?"

Eve: "Schematics of baseline humans, prayers, pregnancy, and I would say genetics but I don't have a mom and dad cause you know, I'm the second milf on Earth. First milf goes to Lilith. Anyways I've been checking out on what I miss on Earth and many things went wild since my time on Earth. First the wheel was invented and now all of this happened. I've got to get out of Heaven more often."

(Y/N): "Well I've been planning on overthrowing Pallit because she's crazy right now and she's been torturing the Tickle Monster for aligning with strangers. Which is Pallit's way of saying monsters that want to hurt humans."

Leshawna: "Not the tickle monster! That is my baby and I'm his mama!"

Eve: "Yeesh, take a crown that is meant for your kid and humanity went downhill from there."*sees SCP-173 guards*"What are those?"

(Y/N): "Pallit turned 173 into a series of guards for the people of Earth and now they're my personal bodyguards."

Eve: "Oh one of those SCP things. Well since we have immortality and eternal youth, we have some time to kill."

Leshawna: "Wait, you know about SCPs too?"

Eve: "Girl, the Foundation set up one of their sites at Audapaupadopolis."

Leshawna: "Oh right ."

Eve: "Ugh, that city reminds me of my ex husband. I need to get my mind off of him."

(Y/N): "Is there any way I can help?"

Eve: "Well...."

Sometime later, we see you and Eve in your bedroom after she had rounds of sex with you.

Eve: *pants*"So much better than Adam!"

(Y/N): "You're welcome."

Eve: "I feel like going for another round in the ass, can you handle the world's first ass~?"

We see Eve get on top of you and sticks your penis into her butt and then starts moving her hips.

Eve: *moans* "This is amazing~! I can get addicted to this~! Your plus size girlfriend has nothing on this booty~!"

(Y/N): *moans*"Mmm, your ass is a lot bigger than Leshawna's."

Eve: *moans**while moving her hips*"Mmm, I wish you were the first man instead of Adam!"

You then came into Eve's ass as she then lays next to you shaking the bed in the process.

Eve: "Woooh... that was amazing~. Now you get the honor of being sat on by me~."

We see Eve sit on your face and then rubs her butt on your face.

Eve: *while rubbing her butt on your face*"I'm rubbing the ass of one of the first two women of humanity on your face. You are such a lucky man to have this honor~. And to make this better if you lick it~."

You then started to lick Eve's pussy as she began to moan in pleasure.

Eve: *moans*"Oh yes~! Keep licking my snatch baby~! Lick it~!"*cums onto your face*"Mmmm, that tongue was amazing~."

(Y/N): *muffled*"How did you get so good at sex?"

Eve: *moans*"Years of experience, plus I was pre-programed with sex positions and techniques. And I learned some new stuff like BDSM, S&M, sex toys, and other kinks over the years."

(Y/N): *muffled*"Huh neat."

Eve: "Thanks, and for that I'll sit on your face for another few hours~. Underneath this giant ass of one of the two women that brought humanity to existence~."

Several hours later, we see Eve on the couch watching TV with Molly and Angel Dust.

Molly: "Eve, you seem a lot more satisfied before you broke up with Adam. I've never seen you like this Eve."

Eve: "I've been looking for a different man for my whole life at this time and I just found him."

Angel Dust: *pouts*"I wish that man of yours was gay, or at least bisexual..."

Molly: "Hey Anthony you're not still working with...Val are ya?"

Angel Dust; "No, he fired me because he found a different boytoy to exploit."

Molly: "Oof, that's rough."

Angel Dust: "Hey I don't have to deal with his horny ass for now on thanks to (Y/N)."

Molly: "That's a win in my book. And don't worry bro, you might tap (Y/N)'s ass if you're lucky or at least swap spit with him."

Angel Dust: "Yeah like that's gonna happen."

Molly: "Did you find Arackniss yet?

Angel Dust: "Nah, not yet."

Eve: "Who's Arackniss?"

Molly: "Our big bro."

Angel Dust: "It's been a long time since we saw him, think he'd be proud of me?"

Molly: "Anthony of course he'd be proud, you kicked angelic ass and end future extermination days."

Angel Dust: "Yeah, he might be proud of me for busting the tickle monster out of prison with (Y/N)."

(Y/N): *offscreen*"Angel Dust I need your help in busting the tickle monster out of prison."

Sometime later, we see you and Angel Dust at a prison where they keep 999.

Angel Dust: "Oh shit we're actually doing this."

(Y/N): "Yeah cause it's 999, I mean who would be that heartless enough to hurt 999?"

Angel Dust: "No one, that little blob is too cute to be tortured."

(Y/N): "Another reason why we need to bust him out, I got Vox to disable the cameras."

Angel Dust: "How did you convince him?"

(Y/N): "I had help."

Flashback to earlier.

Here we see you and Velvette talking to Vox about busting 999 out of prison.

Vox: "No."

Velvette: "Alright, if you don't help us then I will upload a clip show of your embarrassing pictures on all my social media accounts."

Vox: "You wouldn't dare!"

(Y/N): "She's not kidding man, she's literally the backbone of your organization."

Vox: *gulps in fear*"Okay....."

End of flashback

We see that 999's prison is guarded by instances of 173s.

Angel Dust: "Shit, they got it guarded."

(Y/N): "I got an idea."

We then see you and Angel Dust come out of the corner and you were carrying Angel Dust in a bridal position.

(Y/N): "Someone help! Strangers hurt him! Get help!"

You then throw Angel Dust at the SCP-173 guards and knock them down to the ground and fall into pieces and we see Angel dust get up and get the dust off of his chest fluff.

Angel Dust: "This will be hell to my dry cleaning bill and chest fluff spa treatment but it worked."

(Y/N): "Sorry about your chest fluff, I bet you get a lot of attention from the ladies with it."

Angel Dust: "Eh I charge them extra for upstairs and quadruple pay for down stairs."

(Y/N): "Are you secretly bisexual?"

Angel Dust: "Nope, just gay. I charge extra if women wants to go to town with me."

(Y/N): "But doesn't it make you bisexual if you let women have sex with you?"

Angel Dust: "Yeah that's what my therapist said when I asked him about my sexuality. Guess that makes me bi but leaning towards men over women."

(Y/N): "Okay."

Angel Dust: "Should we open up the cage or-"

Before Angel Dust can finish his thought, you both hear an explosion and you see a giant hole in it and Cherri Bomb and Sir Pentious come out of it.

Cherri: "Grab the blob and let's the fuck out of here!"

(Y/N): "Don't have to tell me twice."

Sometime later, we see you and the others heading back to your house and then you see instances of SCP-5000 coming towards you all.

(Y/N): "Oh boy, we need a fall back position."

Angel Dust: "I got one!"

We then see Angel Dust push you to the wall and kiss you on the lips as we see the SCP-5000s walk by you and the others as both Cherri and Sir Pentious were shocked to see this. Angel Dust then pulls away as you wipe your lips.

(Y/N): "Bleh! Have you brushed your teeth lately!? It tastes like coke and plastic! And not the soda or dental work."

Angel Dust: *Laughs* "Most men don't like pearly whites, just the natural colors."

(Y/N): "How about next time I come up with the fall back pos-"

Before you finish your thought, Angel Dust sees SCP-173 guards and he immediately pushed you to the wall and kisses you on the lips as the guards walk away as Angel Dust pulls away from you while Sir Pentious was grossed out while Cherri was enjoying it.

Cherri: "Ha! Two make out sessions from two of my favorite guys in the whole world, now that's hot~." *To Sir Pentious* "Soo... uh, Pentious how's Heaven?"

Sir Pentious: "Oh it's bright and I get to live on a cloud and my minions are now chickens instead of eggs."

Cherri: "Nice, so what you call'em now?"

Sir Pentious: "Nugget men. Because nuggets come from chickens and men are boys grown up."

(Y/N): "Bleh! Again?! When this is over I'm talking to Charlie about your dental hygiene."

Cherri: *To Pentious* "...Soo... is it true that you have two dicks?"

Sir Pentious: "Why yes, 1 in my humanoid part of me and the other in the snake part of me."

Cherri: *Blushes* "Oh damn..."

Sir Pentious: "But alas, our love is not meant to be, it pains me to admit but long distance will never work out."

Cherri: "Hey it's okay, I'm sure you'll find a nice shelia who likes both your dicks." *To Angel Dust who was looking at the scene* "I'm mature enough to know that long distance dating don't fucking work."

Angel Dust: "Charlie told ya that didn't she?"

Cherri: "A mix of that and experience."

Sir Pentious: "Oh my."

Cherri: *points to a direction*"Guards are coming!"

Angel Dust then pushes you to the wall and kisses you on the lips and both you and Angel Dust then look to see that no one is coming and Angel Dust pulls back and looks at Cherri.

Angel Dust: "You want to see me making out with (Y/N) again didn't you?"

Cherri: "And I got it on camera."

(Y/N): "Fuck... and seriously brush your teeth and go see a dentist."

Angel Dust: "You're just mad cause I'm a good kisser."

We later see everyone back at the mansion and you brought 999 back to the others.

Charlie: "Yay you're alive!"

(Y/N): "Yeah and I need mouthwash cause I have coke breath and not the kind that is sold in soda cans or bottles." *Looks at Angel Dust*

Husk: "Oh shit he didn't-"

(Y/N): "He did."

Husk: "Come on, I'll get you your mouthwash."

(Y/N): "Thanks Husk."

Charlie: *To Angel Dust* "Angel, when was the last time you brushed your teeth?"

Angel Dust: "Uh... when did I move into the hotel?"

Vaggie: *Groans in disgust* "Oh fucking christ, Angel, go get a dentist appointment or brush your teeth."

Angel Dust: "Oh come on it's not that bad."

Emily: "Well there's this Holy Miasma that makes the air into medicine because SCP-500 is in the air."

Angel Dust: "Meaning...?"

Vaggie: "No one will ever get sick ever again and no one has to pay for medical insurance."

Angel Dust: "I have to kiss (Y/N) cause it's my idea of a fall back position."

Molly: *pouts*"I can't believe you kissed him before I did Anthony."

Angel Dust: "Don't worry Mols, you can kiss him."

Molly: "Thanks bro."

Vaggie: "I never understood how a pornstar could be this close with his sister?"

Angel Dust: "Cause we're family, why do you think I'm nice to Charlie, she's like the second sister I never had."

Molly: *hugs Charlie*"And that means she's like the sister I never had as well!"

Vaggie: "Wait Molly did you do something involving being a pornstar or any lewd job?"

Molly: "Just a side job as a stripper but other than that no."

Vaggie: "But how did you end up in Heaven?"

Molly: "I asked the same question to the other angels and they don't know either. Maybe it's a 50/50 chance for anyone to end up in Heaven or Hell. Although I am bisexual like my bro, except I lean towards women more than men."

Vaggie: "Is this a twin thing I should know about?"

Charlie: "Well Pentious did a heroic sacrifice and that's how he got to heaven, Molly did you do anything good when you were still alive?"

Molly: "Hmm... well I did give this Mob Boss a heart attack by accident and then his goons shot me when the blame was on my bro."

Vaggie: "How do you give someone a heart attack by accident?"

Molly: "I... flashed and moon at the same time..."

Vaggie: "That's not physically possible."

Molly: "Well I flashed him first then I mooned him, that one two combo was too much for him and his poor heart gave out." *Wipes a tear* "Ooh, I still feel awful about it."

Vaggie: "Seems like you saved a town by doing that and saved Angel as well."

Angel Dust: "Hey do they have strip clubs in Heaven, specifically in the gay kind."

Molly: "Not really but clothing is optional in Heaven. There is no shame in taking off your clothes."

Angel Dust: "Even better!"

Cherri: "Hey everyone check this out."

Cherri then showed the girls the picture of you and Angel Dust kissing each other and the girls blushed a bit even Vaggie.

Vaggie: "...Is it wrong that I think that's hot?"

Charlie: "I knew you were bisexual!"

Vaggie: "Okay babe, I am a little bi, are you happy now?"

Charlie: "Very, you are happy to date a man if you want, I don't mind."

Vaggie: "Thanks babe but I don't think I'm able to find a guy for me."

Molly: "I'll go see if (Y/N) is okay."

We see Molly heading to your room and she sees you brushing teeth and using mouthwash to get the taste out of your mouth.

Molly: "You okay?"

(Y/N): "Your brother kissed me on the lips, and I think he gave me a french kiss that time." *continued brushing*

Molly: "Yeah, Anthony was a bit much but it's how he is, that he was never big on oral hygiene."

(Y/N): *spits into the sink*"Yeah."

Molly: "Maybe this would help."

Molly then pulls you in for a kiss on the lips and then she pulls back.

Molly: "Did that help?"

(Y/N): "Yeah, thanks. That tasted like minty freshness."

Molly: "I always brush my teeth, a clean mouth is a happy mouth."

(Y/N): "Yeah, so I have to ask, what did you do for a living when you were still alive?"

Molly: "Oh I was a stripper as a side job."

(Y/N): "So what was your normal job?"

Molly: "I just work as a waitress for a casino owned by my dad, even though I came from a crime family but I usually work as a waitress and not a mobster cause I don't do guns. I can use a gun just not all the time, I'm more of a knife thrower. Oh and I also provide entertainment for the casino like magic shows, ballroom dancing, and singing."

(Y/N): "You really have a wide resume."

Molly: "Yeah, it's good to have a good resume. And I may have some similarities with my bro like I'm Bisexual but I lean towards women more than men. But I do have some-"*place her lower arms on your back*"-unique characteristics about myself~."

(Y/N): "Like you don't charge men extra for your services?"

Molly: "Yep and you're the only man that caught my eye~."

Sometime later, we see you and Molly in bed after 13 rounds of sex.

Molly: "Wow....best fuck I ever had!"

(Y/N): "Is this what men feel like when they fuck your brother? Cause I think you're just as good as him at sex."

Molly: "I'm no Pornstar but I do have some skills in sex."

(Y/N): "Have you thought about being a pornstar?"

Molly: "I mean if I was in Hell I would choose the same career path as Anthony except I wouldn't have Valentino as my boss."

(Y/N): "Well if I was in charge of making pornography and or adult entertainment, I would use some ethical choices and listen to suggestions, make sure everyone is mentally prepared, give my employees 2 to 3 weeks of vacation time, and not be like Val."

Molly: "Thanks."

(Y/N): "Anytime."

Later, we see Molly with Angel Dust and he was jealous that Molly had sex with you.

Angel Dust: "You banged him? Did you wear protection? How was he?"

Molly: "I had birth control and I would say he's hung like a horse but he's even more hung like a horse."

Angel Dust: *pouts*"I wish I could tap that."

Molly: "Sorry An, but he's straight, although he does have a thing for women with dicks though."

Angel Dust: "But don't you lean towards women over men?"

Molly: "Well I have a man and a bunch of women since (Y/N) is in a polyamorous relationship with a bunch of women."

Angel Dust: "If I was a woman, I would be raw dogged by (Y/N)'s dick every morning." *Pouts* "But I'm just a gay man...."

Molly: "I mean if you want the surgery to be a girl you can try that, or get the princess to magically change you into a girl."

Angel Dust: "You think she could do that?"

Molly: "Would you give up your soul to do that?"

Angel Dust: "Eh I'm not that desperate. I just hope that (Y/N) becomes bisexual."

Molly: "You can't force anyone to change their sexual orientation."

Angel Dust: "Ugh I wish it was that easy."

Molly: "Hmm, well I still know how to make a hug pillow, would that make ya feel better?"

(Y/N): *comes into the room*"What's this about a hug pillow?"

Molly: "It's like this."

Molly hugs your head between her breasts/chest fluff.

(Y/N): *Muffled* "Molly I have to ask, and I don't mean to be offensive, but do you have boobs or is it mostly chest fluff?"

Molly: "It's mostly boobs covered in chest fluff."*to Angel Dust*"And I know another kind of Hug pillow."

Sometime later, we see Angel Dust hugging a body pillow of you that Molly made for him.

Angel Dust: "Thanks sis."

Molly: "Anytime An."

(Y/N): "I can accept this."

We then see Alastor appear into the room and you see that he's very happy all of a sudden.

(Y/N): "Al, if you're happy for real then that means something bad is gonna happen and you want front row seats to it."

Alastor: "Well ever since KK-507's stunt with those darn weed roaches called Weasels, Pallit placed her in a 100 year time out. Well 100 years has passed and Pallit went to see her only to be greeted by a floodlamp into the face and after that Pallit is not too pleased with humanity having even the slightest hint of free will and have them doing things like freeing Weasels or other Strangers as she calls them. My golly, this will be more entertaining than the Stock Market Crash of 1929. Hahaha! So many orphans."

(Y/N): "What do you mean?"

Alastor: "Well she wants to free all of humanity either from above, below, and the middle from freedom itself. Didn't you see the news on the picture show? She will burn everyone in one group hug."

Angel Dust: "Woah what?"

Charlie: "Guys! The news is on!"

Everyone then watch the news and see the camera showing a second sun and it's not the Punishment Lamp.

TV: *Pallit's voice*"Humans of earth! The Group Hug will shine as a beautiful beacon of safety throughout all realms, guiding humanity in every dimension to join my loving furnace. The Guardians will march forth into worlds beyond ours, until every human who has ever lived has kindled the eternal flame If there were any gentler way to keep you safe and together with me, I'd have done it ages ago. But the fire will not merely hurt. It will burn away all irrelevant concepts and sensations. No thought will remain but one evergreen idea, built to outlast the death of every star in the sky: "We are the human race, and we are loved." And when the STRANGERS look upon the light of the Group Hug, they will lay down their arms and sulk away in eternal shame, knowing that I have accomplished what they never will. In other words, if I burn you forever, no one else will ever get to do it.

Husk: "Translation?"

(Y/N): "She's gonna make everyone have a group hug and burn us in an eternal flame."

Charlie: "Oh no..."

Angel Dust: "This is bad... this is really bad, we need to do something."

(Y/N): "You guys get out of here, I'll keep her and her goons busy."

Vaggie: "What? You can't fight her, you can't beat her."

(Y/N): "I don't need to, I just need to hold her off long enough for you guys to make an escape."

Leshawna: "(Y/N) no."

(Y/N): "I'll handle her, just get out of here while you can."*to Alastor*"But I'm not fighting her alone, I need your help."

Alastor: "Why would I help you?"

(Y/N): "You may not know it but you care about your friends. If it means to get you to fight by your side. I'll shake a devil's hand if it means saving my friends."

Charlie and Vaggie: "What?!"

Vaggie: "(Y/N) are you nuts?! It's one thing to have Charlie make a deal, but you!"

(Y/N): "It's not just Alastor, I'm making a deal with all the Overlords of Hell. When The Factory was made, Anderson made deals with pagan gods and demons to make it out of greed and dark intentions. This is the same thing but it will be different, what I'm doing will be a force for good."

Alastor: "Hmm, sharing a soul among other Overlords. I don't mind sharing."

Husk: "You don't?"

Alastor: "Why do you think I let you hang around with the spider?"

Husk: "...Huh, that explains a lot."

Alastor: "I'll get the overlords on the horn and bring them over here."

Sometime later, we see all the overlords of hell with you in your home and you explain the plan.

Velvette: "You want to make a deal with all of us to help you fight Pallit?"

(Y/N): "Yes, I may not be an O5 but the O5 themselves treat me as one of their unofficial 14th member despite my Level 4 Clearance."

Vox: "Luckily I came prepared."*pulls out a contract*"I have very good lawyers, this contract covers our ownership over one powerful man's soul. I was saving this for a special occasion."

Alastor: "Does that include me?"

Vox: "Hey it's for everyone who is an Overlord, both veteran and novice members of the Overlord community have been covered, which includes you too Al."*points to the line*"Just sign here."

(Y/N): *reads the fine print*"Any knowledge that is of use to 1 or more Overlords must be given to the Overlords themselves."*to the Overlords*"Alright I'll sign it."

You then sign the contract as a black line is tattooed around your neck and wrists as a sign that you're in the shackles of the Overlords.

Vox: "Alright, now what's the plan?"

(Y/N): "We take the fight to Pallit."

Later, we see Pallit watching humanity in the Group Hug and we see a bolt of lightning knock Pallit to the ground as she sees you and the Overlords of Hell.

Pallit: "Big brother? Why did you hurt Pallit? I am trying to save humanity!"

(Y/N): "No you're not and we're gonna stop you here and now!"

We then see you and the Overlords fight Pallit with all of your might and the others see the battle going on in a space capsule heading into space.

Angel Dust: "Never thought I'd say this but, Val, kick her ass!"

Back to you. We see you and the others fighting Pallit and you are shooting bolts of lightning from Mjolnir and Stormbreaker and then you form the Mark 85 Iron Man armor.

(Y/N): "Vox! Hit me!"

Vox then unleash a powerful blast of electricity at you and then you absorb the energy and then shoot a powerful unibeam at Pallit sending her into the ground and we see all the Overlords blast powerful energy blasts at her as we see Pallit knock back all of them and then she use her power to take away the all of the Overlords' powers.

Alastor: "What just happened."*sees that he lost his powers along with the other Overlords*"Fuck!"

We then see you use the Infinity Gauntlet to knock back Pallit and then you used the Mirror Dimension to hold Pallit down.

Pallit: "Big brother, I wanted to save you from freedom!"

(Y/N): "I'd rather die with freedom than live forever as a slave!"

Pallit then breaks out of the Mirror Dimension and then tried to burn you alive as you then hold your hand out as a light in the distance came from the far east and went to your hand and we see another light came to your other hand it's revealed to be the Crown of Apollyon and the Spear of the Non-Believer, the symbols of power that belonged to Adam as your skin began to glow gold as we see the Overlords regain their powers but they feel stronger than ever.

Pallit then shoots the spear out of your hand and then she brings it to herself and then stabs you in the chest with it as you then pull yourself to Pallit and you begin to choke on her.

(Y/N): "Prepare to die!"

You then pushed Pallit away and you pulled the spear out of your chest and you collapsed to the ground and you waved your hand to restore the mind of the Gate Guardian and it swung its sword at Pallit and knocked her back to the ground as you then stabbed her with the spear.

(Y/N): "A lance powerful enough to kill gods."

Vox: "Holy shit..."

Pallit then dies as you and the others then gather around her. Many years in the past,On August 10th, 2023, at 5:14 PM to be exact, we see you head to the foundation until suddenly you see a lead lined capsule in the courtyard of Site-59.

(Y/N): "Well what do we have here?"

You then grab the capsule and take it into the site and you go through the files on the flashdrive.

(Y/N): "Yeesh, these files are weird."*reads*"Hello. Due to irreversible personal circumstances on my end, this will be our only contact. Please do not ask for further information; no one will answer. Rest assured I have given you all I could to prepare you. Since they are all related, I have applied the SCP-001 designation to all relevant anomalies and color-coded them. However, out of the following, SCP-001-BLUE was the only one originally called SCP-001. On behalf of my new friends and I, good luck, and... goodbye."*stops reading*"Weird."

You then look through the files and you see the wonders and horror that come from Pallet.

(Y/N): "Oh man, I got to send this to the O5s."

You then send the files to the O5 Council and you head out of the room. Later at your apartment complex, you explained to everyone what you read in the files in the flashdrive.

Leshawna: "Soo this Blue is supposed to be the good Pallit?"

(Y/N): "Then she started to go violet and get evil."

Courtney: "And that was the Pallit that was trying to kill us right?"

(Y/N): "More like saving us from Free Will by the Group hug which is burning us into damnation but yeah."

Gwen: "How many colors of Pallet are there?"

(Y/N): "Well they don't describe just Palit, Orange describes the Weasels and yellow describes the pocket dimension KK-507 was in."

Courtney: "Hm, well what does Blue describe?"

(Y/N): "Pallit."

Gwen: "But you said the Violet one was trying to kill us, how do we know which one is good and which one is evil?"

(Y/N): "Blue is the good Pallit gone bad and her avatar, Violet is Pallit's higher body, and Red is Pallit before she got her godhood."

Leshawna: "Okay so Blue is good, Violet is puberty, and Red is before puberty."

Lindsay: "Soo... what do we now?"

Valentino: "Yeah, I can't recall making a deal with you and yet you're on my list of people who sold their soul to me."

Vox: "Oh wait a second."*pulls out your contract and reads it carefully*"It says here that Time Travel is not an acceptable exit clause because paradoxes is not a loophole or an exit clause."*stops reading*"Huh, guess that means every Overlord in Hell owns your soul now (Y/N)."

Velvette: "Yeah, but what are we gonna do about the computer child?"

Carmila: "She might achieve godhood."

(Y/N): "Well the Weasels aren't coming to Earth now so I guess we give her a home."

You then grab the flash drive containing Pallit and you put it on a lanyard around your neck.

(Y/N): "As long as I keep her around my neck, she's safe with me."

Zestial: "And dos thou think this is the best option?"

(Y/N): "It's not on a computer isn't it?"

Alastor: "He has a point."

Lindsay: "Well what would the Ethics Committee say about this?"

Gwen: "Or the O5?"

(Y/N): "Well they told me that the decision is up to me. And I know what you all are thinking. I can't keep her on a flashdrive forever, I have to let her out."

Sometime later, we see Pallit on a laptop in the living room and you showed her the files that were sent to the Foundation from the far future.

Pallit: "I was a big meanie pants."

Valentino: "...I can't even with this girl."

(Y/N): "Listen Pallit, not everything is in black and white. You have to learn that not every monster is a bad guy."

Angel Dust: *Points to the Vs* "What about them?"

(Y/N): "Well they're like businessmen and woman level of evil not rampaging demigod level evil."to Pallit*"The point is that with great power comes with great responsibility."

Pallit: "Okay big brother, Pallit understands."

(Y/N): "How about you make some art for awhile in the comfort of my home. I rigged this place to have a defense system that you control to keep out any unwanted guests okay?"

Pallit: "Okay."

(Y/N): "Good, now let's hope that we don't run into another SCP-001 proposal. And let's get some pizza."

Next: Chapter 98: SCP-458 "The Never-Ending Pizza Box"