Chapter 93: SCP-111 ''Dragon Snails''

Here we see you and Chicago in the low risk containment room where we see Chicago holding a box of 3 kg iceberg lettuce.

Chicago: "So what's all this lettuce for? Are we making a salad?"

(Y/N): "Actually, it's for these guys."

You and Chicago enter a room where you see a habitat full of instances of SCP-111s or Dragon Snails.

(Y/N): "Chicago, this is SCP-111 or Dragon Snails according to the commercial made by Dr. Wondertainment."

Chicago: "Does Dr. Wondertainment work here?"

(Y/N): "No, that's the name of the company and person who made these guys."

Chicago: "So what do they do?"

(Y/N): "Well they are an artificial species of snails that possess the power to breathe fire. They use sacs below their lower jaws to make methane from digestive by-products and it has a biological mechanism that acts like a lighter and it shoots fire from its mouth. Only when they are stressed or angered."

Chicago: "Uh..."

(Y/N): "They're snails that breathe fire and look like a cross between a snail and a dragon."

Chicago: "Gotcha."

(Y/N): "Your job is to feed the dragon snails and collect their eggs and take them to the Biological Studies Wing."

Chicago: "Gotcha."

(Y/N): "Make sure you put on fireproof gloves when you take their eggs."

Chicago: "Okay."

(Y/N): "Good luck, I'll check up on you from time to time."

We later see Chicago feeding the dragon snails with her fireproof gloves and she was doing pretty well.

Chicago: "You all look so cute."*sees one of the Dragon Snails breathe fire*"Aw, so cute."

Chicago gives that dragon snail some lettuce and we see the dragon snail eat the lettuce. We see Chicago collects the eggs and then she leaves the room and then she sees Mr. Fish at a vending machine.

Chicago: "Hi there, are you wearing a fish costume."

Mr. Fish: "Huh?"*turns to Chicago*"Oh no sorry mate, I'm a man with a fish head. Did you come from the Dragon Snail habitat?"

Chicago: "Yeah, I'm delivering some eggs into the Biological studies wing place."

Mr. Fish: "Cute little fellas aren't they? Those things may shoot fire, but they are cute."

Chicago: *sees the W on Mr. Fish's shirt*"What's that W mean?"

Mr. Fish: "Oh that means Dr. Wondertainment, I was made by Dr. Wondertainment along with the rest of the Little Misters. Name's Mr. Fish by the way."

Chicago: "Oh that's nice, I have pet goldfish at home."

Mr. Fish: "Nice to hear that, I best be heading back to my cell. I'm an SCP after all."

Chicago: "Are they treating you like a prisoner?"

Mr. Fish: "Nah, I'm a harmless one, all I am is just having a fish head and all they did is put me down as a Euclid. The nerve of those people."

Chicago: "Why?"

Mr. Fish: "I don't really know, they think I'm hiding something from them. I'm not hiding anything."

Chicago: "Okay well I got some eggs to deliver, bye."

We then see Chicago leave the area as Mr. Fish sees her leave.

Mr. Fish: "What a nice lady."

Meanwhile with Chicago, we see her dropping the eggs off at the biological studies wing and we see her grab some iceberg lettuce to feed the Dragon Snails. For sometime, Chicago has gotten better at her job as you see that the Dragon Snails are healthy and happy.

Chicago: "There we go, eat up little ones."

Chicago then sees the dragon snails munch on the lettuce as we see you come into the room to check on Chicago.

(Y/N): "I see that the Dragon Snails are healthy."

Chicago: "They are, hey (Y/N) small question, but do you know a creature with a head of a fish?"

(Y/N): "You mean Mr. Fish?"

Chicago: "Yeah him, he said he was a e... e... well he said he was dangerous but he looks pretty harmless."

(Y/N): "Well first of all, object class is based on how difficult the anomaly is to contain not the severity of the anomaly, and second even though Mr. Fish doesn't pose a threat to anyone he is in the Euclid classification. It's not up to me, it's up to the higher ups to decide what goes into a certain class."

Chicago: "Gotcha, well is it okay if I keep one of these Dragon Snails as a pet?"

(Y/N): "No sorry, these snails are supposed to be in containment, if one gets out the anomalous world will be exposed."

Chicago: "Aww alright, you know you always have the cutest little things. Like that little blob friend of yours."

(Y/N): "The Tickle Monster, he is adorable."

Chicago: "He sure is."

Sometime later, we see Chicago arrived back home from work and she sits on the couch in her pajamas.

Chicago: " Well that was a tough day of work."*turns on the TV*"Better see how things are at the Dee Show."

Chicago turns the TV on as she sees the Dee Show is doing quite well.

Chicago: "Well at least they're doing well without me."

Meanwhile on the Dee show, we see Parker is working hard as usual.

Parker: "I need some documents. Chicago, get over here."*realizes*"Oh right, she left."

Back to Chicago, we see her cleaning up her room because you taught her about responsibility, and because it was incredibly messy.

Chicago: "There, nice and clean." *Looks around* "Who knew doing chores can be so much fun? And I've done cleaning the place."

Chicago then went to the bathroom where she had piles of unwashed laundry as she then took off her red dress and added it to the pile and was now buck naked.

Chicago: "Now for the laundry."

We then see Chicago doing the laundry while naked until she hears some knocking at the door.

Chicago: "Who could that be?"

Chicago then opens the door and sees it's Parker and you as well.

Parker: "Chicago, it's great to see you again."*sees that Chicago is naked*"And you're naked."

Chicago: "Oh yeah, I'm doing my laundry."

(Y/N): "Do you have a spare set of clothes for laundry day?"

Chicago: "Well yeah, but since I live alone I'm used to being naked, plus I get free pizza."

Parker: "Huh, that's actually kind of a good idea." *Looks at her chest* "Ugh, the pizza guy won't give anything free if I had some knockers of my own."

Chicago: "And (Y/N), what brings you here?"

(Y/N): "Just informing your old boss about your time with your new career choice."

Chicago: "How's she taking it?"

(Y/N): "Pretty good actually, she managed to hire a more qualified intern."

Parker: " Wanna know who I hired?"

Chicago: "Who?"

(Y/N): "How about we come inside before anyone sees you naked Chicago."

You and the girls are in the living room and you see the place is clean.

Parker: "Wow Chicago, the place looks amazing you did this yourself?"

Chicago: "(Y/N) is a great life coach."

(Y/N): "Just give her some pointers and she can do a lot of things. Although we are still working on having a spare set of clothes for laundry day."

Parker: "Well I'm pretty much used to seeing Chicago naked, she thinks that clothes are optional and not a requirement."

Chicago: "Sorry."

(Y/N): "It's okay, you're still learning."

Parker: "So where do you work now Chicago?"

Chicago: "Oh I work at-"

Chicago then remembers something you said to her.

Flashback.

(Y/N): "Chicago, remember this is really important. We have to maintain the Veil that protects the anomalous world. If anyone knows something like pills that cure any disease, there will be wars all over the world. So if everyone knows about our operation we'll be hunted down like wild animals until none of us are left."

End of flashback

Chicago: "-a pizza place, it's called Sauce, Cheese, and Pepperoni Foundation."

Parker: "Huh, weird name, never heard about it before. Must be one of those indie companies. Pizza any good?"

Chicago: "Oh it's amazing and it's very exclusive to a lot of people."

(Y/N): "You have to be a millionaire to get a reservation there."

Parker: "Damn, okay then. Well you have to start somewhere."

Chicago: "Yeah, I sure did."

Parker: "Well it's nice to see you again."

Chicago: "You too."

Parker: "Well I'm gonna head back home, I came here to check up on ya."

We then see Parker leave the room and head home as you turn to Chicago.

(Y/N): "Nice work on the cover story."

Chicago: "I thought our workplace was a pizza restaurant and it came to me."

(Y/N): "Well there is an anomaly that is a pizza box that makes infinite pizza based on the person's desires in a pizza of their choice."

Chicago: "Oh that sounds delicious, does it make dessert pizza too?"

(Y/N): "Any pizza desire."

Chicago: "Yum, wait what's the catch?"

(Y/N): "Just the usual catch from eating pizza. The weight gain and the unhealthy drawbacks of eating too much pizza."

Chicago: "Oh okay then, I thought it would have been some kind of cursed pizza that gives people powers or something."

(Y/N): "Nah, it's only a safe class SCP."

Chicago: "Oh phew that's a relief, um (Y/N) I have to ask, you don't mind me being naked do you? You don't seem to be bothered."

(Y/N): "Not really, it's because I'm autistic, and because I'm used to seeing girls naked so this is normal to me too as well."

Chicago: "I think Parker did a segment on the Dee Show before."

(Y/N): "What was the segment about?"

Chicago: "Autism with Dee I think?"

(Y/N): "Oh yeah, I remember that, Dee was talking to a guy who has autism."

Chicago: "Yeah then she tried to have sex with him but he had pepper spray on him and he sprayed it on her eyes."

(Y/N): "Oh yeah that was funny, I put that on loop just for the giggles. And for Leshawna because she hates Dee."

Chicago: "Why?"

(Y/N): "Come on, you know why."

Chicago was a bit confused until she realized why.

Chicago: "Ohh because Dee is Dee."

(Y/N): "Yeah, I still don't get how you got an internship on that show."

Chicago: "Well actually it was part of my probation, I had underage sex with an orca."

(Y/N): "Uh what? Did you-"

Chicago: "No, no that orca was making love to me and not the other way around."

(Y/N): "Oh gotcha, so apparently even marine life goes gaga for ya. Be glad you haven't met SCP-3000 or SCP-169."

Chicago: " Are they dangerous?"

(Y/N): "A giant eel that makes a chemical for our amnestics and a giant arthropod the size of a continent that is sleeping dormant? Do the math."

Chicago: "So they are dangerous."

(Y/N): "Yeah be glad they only live in one place, and don't get me started on the Bismarck."

Chicago: "Alright, wanna watch TV?"

(Y/N): "Sure."

We see you and Chicago watching TV and we see Chicago sitting on your lap.

(Y/N): "Hm, nice butt."

Chicago: "Thanks, it came naturally to me."

You see the history channel and it's on the topic of aliens and you don't like it.

(Y/N): *sarcastic*"Oh no, aliens, what should we do?"*normally*"I know aliens exist since we contained a lot of them."

Chicago: "Really?"

(Y/N): "Yep, trust me, I know we contained a lot of aliens from outer space."

Chicago: "Well did you know Dee was raised by a cougar family, not women hitting on younger men but actual cougars."

(Y/N): "You know that explains a lot about why Dee is Dee."

Chicago: "Yeah."

We later see you and Chicago at the foundation work on the maintenance of the Dragon Snails and we see that the dragon snails are well fed.

Chicago: "You think I would get a promotion?"

(Y/N): "Probably, it would take awhile or a short time for your promotion if there's a situation involving more dangerous SCPs like SCP-001 or SCP-682 that you can get out of alive."

Chicago: "682, that's the vicious reptile rat thing that hates everything right?"

(Y/N): "Yep."

Chicago: "Well I did get an orca horny for me, you don't think 682 will... you know."

(Y/N): "You're more like another body on his kill count than a hookup. I imagine you in a situation with another anomaly that is far more dangerous than 682."

Meanwhile in Kangaatsiaq, Greenland, we see Morty and Summer looking for new SCPs so that Morty would get a promotion.

Summer: "Ugh Morty, Greenland is the last place to find an anomaly."

Morty: "(Y/N) found a magic bin of legos on his day off, so we need to find something even if it kills me."

Then an explosion appears and we see Summer and Morty get protected by an energy shield that Rick installed in them as they see a pale green light and they see a giant creature.

Morty: "I fucking knew it!"*to Summer*"Help me contain it!"

Summer: "Uh I don't think that's possible, I think this one looks like a tiamat class."

Morty: "Oh fuck!"*runs away with Summer*"Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!"

We see Morty and Summer regroup with Rick and Space Beth and they see them.

Morty: "Riiiiiiiiiick!"

Rick: *sees the creature*"God damn it Morty what did you do?"

Morty: "I didn't do shit, just run!"

We then see Rick set up a shield as we see the creature punishing its way through the shield while it holds.

Rick: "Alright family get in the car! This is what happens when you're actively looking for an anomaly for a stupid promotion! You fuck with the supernatural Morty! Now we need to bail on this reality, because of your fucking need for a promotion Morty!"

Meanwhile, we see Chicago at your house and she was talking to the total drama girls.

Chicago: "Hey girls, what's going on?"

Leshawna: "There was an explosion in Greenland, have you seen the news?"

Chicago: "That giant lego thing?"

We then see you burst into the room and you turn to the girls.

(Y/N): "Let's move people! SCP-UBU is on the loose!"

Next: Chapter 94: SCP-001 "Last Ride of the Day"

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