Chapter 90: SCP-212 "The Improver"
Here we see you and Lute at the Foundation and we you both are in a room with SCP-212 and she sees the mechanical arms.
Lute: "Um sir, what is this?"
(Y/N): "SCP-212."
Lute: "What does it do?"
(Y/N): "Well it improves the flesh of anything that is placed under it."
Lute: "Um... what?"
(Y/N): "It'll give you robotic parts."
Lute: "Oh."
(Y/N): "And It has a 47% death rate."
Lute: "Wait what?"
You then put Lute into SCP-212 as we see the robotic arms hold Lute down and then Lindsay, Leshawna, and Gwen hear Lute screaming in agony. Sometime later, we see Lute come out of the SCP with a new robotic arm.
Lute: "Fuck! That was painful!"
(Y/N): "You're welcome."
Lute looks at her new arm, as she sees how amazing it is.
Lute: "At least it's cool."
(Y/N): "It sure is, wanna see the upgrade log for SCP-212?"
Lute: "Uh no thanks."
(Y/N): "Well more reading for me then."
We later see Lute back home where we see the girls looking at her new arm.
Lindsay: "How's the arm?"
Lute: "It's cool and I got a lot of tremendous pain from getting it from SCP-212."
Courtney: "Was it just as painful as losing your old arm?"
Lute: "Nope, it's even worse." *Remembers something* "Crap..."
Courtney: "What is it?"
Lute: "Since Adam is dead, I am in charge of the Exorcists. And I gotta tell her."
Lindsay: "Her?"
We later see Lute is somewhere in Heaven where she tosses Adam's halo on the ground in front of a woman.
Lute: "He's dead and I'm in charge, and you thank your daughter for that, and I'm not one to criticize here, but at least visit your daughter, Lilith."
Lilith: "Alright."
???: "Funny."
Lilith and Lute then see you sit down with Lilith.
(Y/N): "We have an SCP named Lilith back in the Foundation, I guess you're the soul while the rest of you is in the Foundation."
Lilith: "...What are you talking about?"
(Y/N): "SCP-336, you went from Lucifer to Dr. Clef, well the Lilith back at the Foundation at least."
Lilith: *To Lute* "Lute?"
Lute: "Honestly, I don't know how Proto Humans work cause I wasn't around when they were around."
Lilith: "Damn it."
Lute: "Ma'am, with all due respect, you need to see your daughter, it's been seven years."
(Y/N): "Seven years?! Jeez, you need to see your kid, even Lucifer went to visit her, and... dude is pretty messed up even if he's a good guy."
Lilith: "What happened?"
(Y/N): "Uh..."
Flashback.
Here we see Lucifer showing you his rubber duck collection.
(Y/N): "Um, Lucifer, I have to ask, why do you have so many rubber ducks?"
Lucifer: "...I am dealing with depression." *holds a duck* "And rubber duckies help."
(Y/N): "Yeesh, when was the last time you went to visit Charlie? Or your wife? Or your kingdom? Or anybody?"
Lucifer: "Oh uh... probably like... seven... years..."
(Y/N): "Seven-?!" *Face palms* "Okay your highness, not to sound pushy, but you and Charlie need to have a daddy daughter day or at least visit her."
Lucifer: "You are right (Y/N)! You are absolutely right! I need to do a daddy daughter day with Charlie!"*points to a rubber duck*"Take that depression!"
(Y/N): "Right... you do that, and try not to go overboard okay?"
Lucifer: "You're right!"
Flashback end.
Lilith: "Oh crap, did he start making rubber duckies again?"
(Y/N): "Yeah, he even made one that backflips and breathes fire, it's actually kind of impressive. The last time I saw a rubber duck was one that was under Dr.Wondertainment's logo. But seriously, your kid and your husband need to get back together with you."
Lute: "He's right, and when was the last time you checked your phone?"
Lilith pulled out her phone and saw all the missed calls and messages as she played one.
Charlie: *Recorded message* "Hey, mom. I know I keep calling and you must be busy... Really busy... But, um, the interview didn't go well, *shrinks to her knees* and... I don't know if I'm ever going to make a difference *starts tearing up as she wipes it off her face*. I don't know what I'm doing. I could really use some advice, mom. I... I think dad was right about me... Ahah, oof. Eh, anyway... *Sniffles* I'll stop talking before this gets long. *stands up* Love you, bye..."
After hearing the message, Lilith takes her shades off showing some tears as you wipe them.
Lilith: "I've been gone for so long..."
(Y/N): "Welp, Charlie accomplished one thing, redeeming a sinner is possible, right snake man?"
Both Lute and Lilith then see Sir Pentious in the area.
Sir Pentious: "I have a name you know."
(Y/N): "I know, it's called a nickname."
Lute was frozen in shock from seeing this and then she fainted onto the ground as you then picked her up and you see Lilith was shocked to see Sir Pentious was in Heaven.
Lute: "The snake sinner."
Sir Pentious: "It's Sir Pentious, madame."
Lute: "...Oh my god..."
(Y/N): *puts Lute on your shoulder*"I'll give you some time to think ma'am, come on Lute. Let's go home."
Lute: "Do you have to carry me on your shoulder?"
(Y/N): "Can you move your legs?"
Lute: "The shock made them paralyze soo..."
(Y/N): "Right."
You then leave the area while carrying Lute on your shoulder as we see Sir Pentious turn to Lilith.
Sir Pentious: "Uhh... so you are King Morningstar's wife... it is an honor to meet you, your highness."
Lilith: "I can't believe you of all people would end up here."
Sir Pentious: "Neither did I, I was expecting Angel Dust to end up here. I met his sister and she's nice."
Meanwhile with you, we see you still carrying Lute on your shoulder and the girls see that.
(Y/N): "Long story."
You then put Lute on the couch and most of the girls were jealous of her being carried on your shoulder.
Girls: "Lucky."
Lute: "I couldn't move my legs alright?"
Babs: "Why?"
Lute: "I saw a redeemed Sinner in Heaven."
Jessica: "So sinners can be redeemed?"
Lute: "...Yes..."
(Y/N): "I just hope Lilith makes the right decision."
Babs: "Lilith?"
Lute: "The queen of hell and mother to the Morningstar, I mean Charlie."
(Y/N): "And former Queen of Audapaupadopolis."
Babs: "Uh what?"
(Y/N): "That is classified information to you Babs."
Kara: "But you just told us she's the queen of Audapaupadopolis."
(Y/N): "I mean about the city itself."
Lute: "If you're not Foundation staff then fuck off."
We then see the hero girls leave the room as we see you sit with Lute.
(Y/N): "So how are the exorcists doing?"
Lute: "Most of them are dead, wounded, or traumatized for life other than that they're good. Luckily, they always find ways to get back on their feet."
(Y/N): "Hm, hey just out of curiosity, if an angel like Adam died, does that mean he'll be a sinner in Hell?"
Lute: "Huh, I do not know."
Meanwhile in Hell, we see Adam fall into a trash can and when he looks into his reflection he sees that he's a sinner now.
Adam: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Back to you.
Lute: "Wait when you say bad stuff happens when you use dark magic, what do you mean by that?"
Back in Hell, we see Velvette texting Verosika on her phone and we both see Vox and Valentino come back to life and they are both alive.
Velvette: "Welcome back assholes."
Vox: "What happened?"
Back with you and Lute.
Lute: "Eh I'm sure nothing bad will happen."
(Y/N): "Actually it did."*stands up*"Now if you excuse me, I have something to do."
Sometime later, we see Adam in handcuffs and you are talking to Valentino.
(Y/N): "Hello and first, welcome back and second let's make a trade. The First Man known as Adam for-"*points to a picture of Angel Dust*"That guy."
Valentino: "Why?"
(Y/N): "I don't know how to say it so I'll whisper it in Velvette's ear and she will blurt it out in astonishment."
You whisper into Velvette's ear while she's drinking a water bottle and then she does a spit take out of shock.
Velvette: "He is that big?!!?"
(Y/N): "Mmhm, and don't ask me how I know this, just tell Val."
Velvette: "Uhh, right..."
Velvette then whispers into Valentino's ear and then he was shocked to hear what she said.
Valentino: "What?!"
(Y/N): "We have a deal?"
Valentino: "Hmmm, keep Angel dust cause he's my favorite whore or make Adam mine and make everyone see that Adam is my personal bitch which shows that the Vs' superiority. It's a deal!"
You and Valentino shake hands.
(Y/N): "And remember, no take backs."
Valentino: "I know."
Adam: "What are you gonna do to me?"
Not too long later, we see Adam in a dog collar and a leash wearing a skimpy outfit and he is now Valentino's pet and we see Val pull on his leash.
Valentino: "I'm not one to say this but... thanks (Y/N)."
(Y/N): "Yeah don't mention it, Val."
Vox: "Glad we came up with a compromise."
Velvette: *hugs your arm*"And you can be a new fashion model."
(Y/N): "As long as it's anything but a skimpy outfit. Also I'm more built for combat than fashion."
Velvette: "Oh no worries, I'm trying to make military chic anyways and you, soldier boy, are perfect for the job."
(Y/N): "Lucky me, just don't get too handsy alright?"
Velvette: "Yeah, yeah, don't touch your package I know."
Meanwhile at the newly rebuilt Happy Hotel, Angel Dust is drinking some wine as he gets a text from Valentino.
Angel Dust: "Holy shit!"
Charlie: "Angel what is it?! Are the exterminators back?!"
Vaggie: " You ran out of coke?"
Nifty: "Ran out of butter?"
Husk: "Out of dicks to suck on?"
Alastor: "Ran out of blood?"
Angel Dust: "No, no, and... I'm not gonna say anything to mr creepy voice, and you wish whiskers, Val just fired me! I'm outta contract bitches!!"
Husk: "Wait, are you saying Val got bored of you?"
Angel Dust: "No, it said he got some new guy with a large dick." *Sees who it is* "Oh... fuck..."
Charlie: "Angel what is it?"
Angel Dust: "Val just sent me the picture of the new guy's dick."
Angel Dust then shows the picture to everyone and they were shocked to see it.
Vaggie: *covers her face*"Ugh my only good eye!"
Angel then gets another picture from Valentino and his eyes widen in shock.
Angel Dust: "Uh, hey Charlie, you know how when humans die some of them end up down here?"
Charlie: "Well yeah obviously, why?"
Angel Dust: "You're not gonna believe who the dick belongs to."
Vaggie: "Oh come on how bad could it be?"
Angel shows the picture as everyone sees it's Adam, as a sinner.
Charlie: "Adam?!"
Husk: "Ha! I knew it!"*to Alastor*"You owe me 500 bucks! Now pay up!"
Alastor: "Fair enough."
Vaggie: "How is that asshole here?! I thought he would be dead! As in dead-dead."
Husk: "Hm, sinners end up down here when they do bad shit right?"
Vaggie: "Yeah but what does that have to with-" *realizes what Husk means* "Ohh..."
Charlie: "Vaggie? Sweetie what is it?"
Vaggie: "If Adam ended up in Hell cause of who knows how many times he fucked up, then that means Sir Pentious is in Heaven."
Alastor: "I would like to see some proof."
Just then we see Emily come in the hotel as everyone shielded their eyes from the holy light.
Angel Dust: "Gah! Fuck! Turn the brightness down!"
Emily: "Sorry, sorry, Charlie I have some great news!"
Charlie: "What is it?"
Emily: "We got a new saint and you're not gonna believe who it is."
Husk: "Well who is it?" *Drinks some booze.*
Emily: "A snake named Sir Pentious."
Husk did a spit take and Alastor's eyes widened in shock and everyone too.
Husk: "I knew it!"*to Alastor*"You owe me 10,000 bucks!"
Alastor: "Fuck..."
Charlie: "I knew it! I knew it!!"
Vaggie: "Wait your saying, Sir Pentious, the snake demon is..."
Emily: "Up in heaven? Yep, him and Saint Peter are hanging out at a pool drinking lemonade and getting a tan right now."
Cherri: "Huh, good for him."
Emily: "Oh almost forgot, Angel, Molly said hi."
Angel Dust: "Molly? How is she? Is she okay?"
Emily: "Oh for sure, she met (Y/N) when they were having pizza together."*shows a picture to Angel Dust*"See."
Angel Dust sees a picture of you and Molly eating pizza and he is shocked that Molly is in Heaven.
Angel Dust: "My sister is in Heaven!? What is (Y/N) doing now?!"
Back to you, we see you now wearing an officer's uniform for Velvette's clothing line.
(Y/N): "How's this?"
Velvette: "Hm, it looks like you're going to war, but not a fashion war but rather a real war with guns and grenades."
(Y/N): "I have to be combat ready, this looks like the standard issue uniform for the Mobile Task Force."
Velvette: "Hm, you're right, maybe a little camo color will make it pop."
Velvette then changes the colors of your outfit until she finds a blue coloring in a camouflage color.
(Y/N): "I don't think this is an appropriate color for camouflaging in a mission."
Velvette: "Oh your right, bright colors are a complete no-go."
Velvette then changes the color to a dark gray and silver camouflage color.
Velvette: "How's that?"
(Y/N): "Well the silver color would provide me with enough of a reflective surface against creatures who are sensitive to light. But can you also add some gold to this, it can help cause containing SCP-017 requires a reflective suit. If you're casting a shadow when 017 is around then you're dead."
Velvette: *adds gold the color scheme*"Ooo, now this is stunning."
(Y/N): "Now is all of this confidential?"
Velvette: "Your secrets are safe with me and I know there are things on the Internet I don't post."
(Y/N): "Alright well for more aquatic SCPs, Gamma-6 "Deep Feeders" specialize in containment and investigation of deep sea and aquatic SCPs like SCP-169."
Velvette: "Hmm, I think I get what you're saying."
Velvette then gives you a navy officer uniform with shark fins and a pair of sunglasses that look like a pair of deep sea goggles.
(Y/N): *Checks his reflection* "Hm, can you add the snorkel?"*sees the snorkel appear on the glasses*" Oh nice."
Velvette: "Not bad am I right?"
(Y/N): "Yeah, no wonder you're the top fashion designer in Hell."
Velvette: "I never lose on the runway. Now any other Mobile Task Forces you know?"
(Y/N): "Well there's MTF Eta-5 "Jaeger Bombers", they specialize in the containment of Large Scale Aggressors which are anomalies that are 30 meters or more."
Velvette: "Let me picture that in my head."*pauses for a moment and got an idea*"I got it!"
Velvette then uses her power to give you a pilot uniform that is covered in sequins with a badge that shows a number of skulls on it that shows how many people you killed.
Velvette: "Brilliant! And it comes with a nice badge that shows how many monsters you killed."
(Y/N): "Huh, neat, want to know more MTF teams for your inspiration."
Velvette: "Oh yes!"
Sometime later, we see that the Military Sheik is selling like hotcakes everywhere in Hell and we see the Hazbin Hotel Staff saw this as well.
Angel Dust: "Huh, Military is the new black huh..."
Vaggie: "Wow, the women are really into it."
We see a woman who looks like she's in a MTF Eta-10 "See No Evil" uniform that looks like the sequins make up a mirror and she's wearing a pair of sunglasses.
Woman: "This Eta-10 uniform is amazing! Who knew wearing protective eyewear for visual anomalies can look so good!"
Vaggie: *to Charlie* "I think Velvette got inspiration from the Foundation's MTF teams."
Charlie: "Yeah." *Gasps* "Ooh you think we should try them out?"
Vaggie: "No hun, we can't just buy stuff from Velvette."
Angel Dust: "That bitch is already in the store."
Vaggie: "Ugh..."
Angel Dust: "You know she'll probably bring you some army themed lingerie right?"
Vaggie: *Blushes* "Do they even have that?"
Angel Dust: "Vag, it's Hell, what do you think?"
Vaggie: "Yeah I think so."
Later on, we see Charlie wearing some army themed lingerie as she checks herself out with Angel being her judge.
Charlie: "Soo what do you think?"
Angel Dust: "Hm, do they come in pink? Cause I think the pink complements the bleach white skin."
Charlie: "Probably, but then again they are going with an army theme and bright colors don't work."
Angel Dust: "Damn it, your right."
Meanwhile with Vaggie, we see her trying on a fashionable uniform that looks like a uniform for MTF Epsilon-9 "Fire Eaters" which is red and orange sequins that gives it a fiery look and Angel looking at it.
Vaggie: *Checks herself out* "Soo, what do you think, will Charlie like it?"
Angel Dust: "Hmmm, try putting on Alpha-1, it's your style, obedience."
Vaggie then put on an Alpha-1 uniform which is a black ops uniform covered in black and red glitter.
Angel Dust: "Since those Alpha 1 guys kiss the O5's ass so much, this outfit fits you well since you like to kiss and lick Charlie's ass."
Vaggie: *Blushes* "I do not!"
Angel Dust: "You're her girlfriend toots, wait do you do that to Charlie when you and her..."
Vaggie: "Okay first of all gross! Second of all, she's too pure for....that."
Angel Dust: "Wait you two didn't... you know, scissor?"
Vaggie: "No, and you know how Charlie is about sex."
Angel then remembers show and tell recalling the time Charlie was nauseous after watching that porno.
Angel Dust: "Ohh yeah, well maybe if you uh introduce her slowly to the world of sex maybe she won't be so queasy about it."
Vaggie: "How?"
Angel Dust: *hands Vaggie a collar and leash* "Here, give this to her and let her figure it out. It's how I learned sex. And if that doesn't, just give her, 'The Talk'."
Vaggie: "The talk?"
Angel Dust: "You know, ''the talk'' ."
Vaggie: *Realizes* "Oh fuck no! That would shatter her in pieces."
Angel Dust: "Wait... you're telling me she never got ''the Talk''."
Vaggie: "Well her mom and dad never told her where babies come from, she always assumes that babies come from a stork."
Angel Dust: "Seriously?"
Vaggie: "Yep."
Angel Dust: "Oh my god..."
Vaggie: "You know how Charlie is, she's a sweet naive girl. If she found out where babies come from, it would destroy her and somehow destroy me."
Meanwhile with you, we see you talking to Charlie.
(Y/N): "And that is how babies were made."
Charlie: "...Oh my god... that's where babies come from?"
(Y/N): "Yep. Sorry if it was too weird. I just don't want to leave out any details on the process."
Charlie: "No, no it's okay, I always thought it was the stork that delivered babies, but now that I know I kinda feel relieved that I know now. Thank you (Y/N)."
(Y/N): "No problem."
Later, at the hotel, we see Vaggie talking to Charlie.
Vaggie: "(Y/N) told you where babies come from?!"
Charlie: "... Yep."
Vaggie: "I'm gonna kill that asshole for telling you that!!!"
Charlie: "Vaggie, Vaggie it's okay, I asked him myself."
Vaggie: "What? You... you asked him?"
Charlie: "Yes."
Vaggie: "But... but aren't you... you know..."
Charlie: "Grossed out? Yeah at first, but I feel so relieved that now I know where babies come from."*rubs her stomach*"Here."
Vaggie: "Huh okay... sorry, I just... your so... innocent and sweet, I-"
Charlie: "Vaggie, I am a grown up, not a baby. So just treat me as an adult."
Vaggie: "Okay."*holds up the collar and leash*"Angel Dust gave me this and told me to figure it out."
Charlie: *sees the name tag*"Uh, The tag has your name on it." *gasps* "Ooh are we getting a puppy?!"
Vaggie: "No, I think it's for-"*realizes*"Oh hell no."
Charlie: "Vaggie what is it? Are we not getting a puppy?"
Vaggie: "Uh, um, hun. About this stuff."
One explanation later.
Charlie: "So it's a sex thing that requires you to be my dog?"
Vaggie: "Yes..."
Charlie: "Should we try it?"
Vaggie: "Are you sure? You're not exactly a... dominating type."
Charlie: "Please, I am the Princess of Hell, I know what I'm doing."
Vaggie: "You wrote a 100 apology letters the time you tried to get him some time off at his job."
Charlie: "Okay good point, but I have an idea."
Sometime later, we see Vaggie naked and only wearing the dog collar and we see her in their room
Charlie: "Okay Vaggie, sit."
Vaggie then sits like a dog and then Charlie gives Vaggie a dog biscuit and Vaggie eats it.
Charlie: "Good girl. Now roll over!"
Vaggie gets on the floor and she rolls over and we see Charlie give her another dog biscuit, although it wasn't a real dog biscuit, but just a regular cookie.
Charlie: "Good girl, now wanna play with a special toy I got ya?"
Vaggie nodded and we see Charlie put a vibrator in Vaggie's pussy and she put it on medium.
Charlie: "You like that?"
Meanwhile outside, we see Angel Dust and Husk looking through a keyhole through Charlie and Vaggie's room and they were surprised that it is very wholesome for a sex thing.
Angel Dust: "Leave it to Charlie to make something sexy and lewd very wholesome."
Husk: "Honestly, the girl may be a demon, but has the heart of an angel."
Angel Dust: "Too true, that and her daddy is an angel soo..."
Husk: "Yeah, I bet any sex with her would be wholesome."
With Charlie and Vaggie, we see Vaggie licking Charlie like a dog and she was giggling from this. Meanwhile with you, we see you, Velvette, and Verosika having a smoothie.
Verosika: "So you gave the Princess of Hell the talk?"
(Y/N): "She asked for it."
Velvette: "Really? I thought she was, you know... too pure-hearted or whatever."
(Y/N): "Just because she's an innocent demon with the heart of an angel doesn't mean she can't know about sex. That and she gave me the puppy dog pout and I caved in. Plus I took a picture of her puppy dog pout face."*shows the girls the picture*"See."
Verosika and Velvette: "Aww..."
Velvette: "Damn, now that's a face you can't say no to."
Verosika: "That is so adorable."
Velvette: "So Verosika, what do you think of my line of military clothing?"
Verosika: "Love the design, especially Delta-14 "Winter Wonderland" clothes, love the winter wear."
(Y/N): "And the built-in thermal heaters come in handy when you're dealing with Christmas crazed people in SCP-784, since the outfit is perfect for spreading Christmas cheer and being an undercover Santa in 784."
Velvette: "Let me guess, it's Christmas everyday in SCP-784?"
(Y/N): "Yep along with the climate that matches the holiday."
Verosika: "Wait, is it one of those Christmas things where it seems all nice and the next you know bam, it all goes to, well Hell?"
(Y/N): "That actually happens when you get caught by the residents of 784, once they capture you they convert you into one of them."
Verosika: "Oh fuck, that is awful."
(Y/N): "They turned Humvees into sleighs, replaced frag grenades with lightbulbs that are shaped like grenades, filled the gas tank of our vehicles with eggnog, and welded steel antlers on all of our safety helmets."
Velvette: "Bastards! Antlers on safety helmets?! Who the fuck would do that?!"
(Y/N): "Welcome to the strange world of the SCP Foundation. When people do things, we want to know the answers to know why they did it."
Verosika: "...Wanna know why I dated Blitzo?"
(Y/N): "Why would you date a guy who has a thing for horses? Was he good in bed or something?"
Verosika: "Hey I may be a succubus but that's not why I used to date Blitzo."
(Y/N): "Just for his dick?"
Verosika: "He's decent in bed, but when I met you, something clicked, like that same feeling I have for..." *Bitterly* "... Blitz-O."
Velvette: "Still pissed at what he did to you?"
Verosika: "A little..."
(Y/N): "I heard what happened at Ozzie's."
Verosika: "Okay maybe I'm still pissed at him."
(Y/N): "Well, even though he's a complete asshole, he's trying to make things right. He's getting better."
Verosika: "Pfft, right."
(Y/N): "It's true, he tried talking to Barbie."
Verosika: "What happened?"
(Y/N): "It didn't end so well... blitz told me what happened, Barb didn't want to see him again, and turns out, she was living in the human world, as a drug dealer."
Velvette: "What kind of drug was it?"
Verosika: "Velvette!"
Velvette: "What when people say drug dealer I want to know what kind of drug dealer. It wasn't HR, was it?"
(Y/N): "No, it was heroine."
Velvette: "Seriously? Geez, that's low."
Verosika: "I know, that stuff barely covers a headache. But thanks to you (Y/N), I got to reconcile with Blitzo and so did Barbie."
(Y/N): "Yep, it takes a vacation across the multiverse to bring people together."
Velvette: "What's Velvette doing these days?"
(Y/N): "Being an informant of the SCP Foundation thanks to her human disguise."
Meanwhile with Barbie, we see her in the state of Louisiana eating some Cajun cuisine and she finished a bucket of crawfish.
Barbie: "Hey waiter, get me some more of these things will ya!"
Waiter: "Ma'am, you had 3 buckets of crawfish already."
Barbie: "And want another bucket, now move you bitch!"
Back to you.
(Y/N): "She's in Louisiana right now."
Velvette: "So how did you actually forgive your ex-boyfriend?"
Verosika: "Well here's how it went."
Flashback
Here we see the others on their way to Crimson's house and we see Verosika and Blitzo talking.
Verosika: "Hey Blitz, I'm sorry for how I treated ya. I didn't know that your mother died."
Blitzo: "It's... fine, sorry I stole your car and did all the stuff with it and used your credit cards for all the horseback riding lessons."
Verosika: "It's okay."
Flashback end
(Y/N): "You were bringing a rescue team that time and I took care of Crimson myself, with a few friends of course."
Velvette: "All of those monsters destroying Crimson's house were you?"
(Y/N): "Yeah."
Velvette: "Damn, you're a monster wrangler. I like it."
(Y/N): "I just made a phone call to Rick and asked him to send in some friends from work."
Velvette: "Why?"
(Y/N): "Because SCPs beat the mafia."
Velvette: "Oh gotcha."
Verosika: "You should've been there, it was crazy."
Velvette: "I wish I could but can't exactly leave the Pride Ring."
(Y/N): "Why?"
Velvette: "Hello, hell 101, Sinners can't travel to other rings because they're bound to be in the Pride Ring."
(Y/N): "Right."
Verosika: *to Velvette*"Well you should know what he's like in bed."
Velvette: "How big is he?"
Verosika then whispers into Velvette's ear and Velvette was shocked to hear what Verosika said to her.
Velvette: "How are you still alive?"
Verosika: "I'm a succubus, how do you think I survived being gangbanged before I started dating?"
Velvette: "Good point."
Later on, we see you on the couch with Verosika and she was drinking apple juice because you took away her B Juice.
(Y/N): "You need to cut back on the B Juice, it's not good for you."
Verosika: "Okay, but my B juice..."
(Y/N): "Vee... I know about the sea monster you caused in the human world. Don't you know how much resources we used to cover that up?"
Verosika: *Pouts a bit* "Sorry..."*drinks some apple juice*"But this is not the same."
(Y/N): "Want me to add some rum and honey?"
Verosika: "Is the rum B-Juice?"
(Y/N): "No, it's regular rum, non alcoholic.."
Verosika: *sad*"Aw...."
(Y/N): "Sorry but this is a non-alcoholic household."
Husk: *offscreen*"Where the fuck do you keep your booze, all I see are sodas and juice boxes."
(Y/N): "I don't have any."
Husk: *offscreen*"Damn it!"
(Y/N): "I heard you went and got released early from rehab Vee, it's time you went dry, and I'm not talking about your vage."*to Husk*"You too Husk!"
Husk: *offscreen*"Alright, but I won't like it."
Verosika: "Ohh, you know (Y/N) you should buy some booze for some guests."
(Y/N): " Uh no."
Verosika: "Eh, I have to try."
(Y/N): " Vee it's for your own good, you drank away your problems when Blitz dumped you, it's time you start making an effort to get over this addiction."
Verosika: "Okay fine."
(Y/N): " And if you go one week clean, you can... have sex with me, all weekend long."
Verosika: *Perks up* "Okay I'm in."
4 Days later, we see Verosika using all of her willpower to survive 1 more day without alcohol. Here we see her at Ozzie's drinking some water.
Asmodeus: "Woah, vee you okay girl? Need some wine?"
Verosika: "No! No, no, Oz I'm sorry, but I'm going dry, and no I'm not talking about my vage, I'm going sober."
Everyone in the club gasped in shock.
Asmodeus: "You're joking right?"
Verosika: "No, I'm not, it's for (Y/N), and I'm doing it for him. Plus if I go one week clean, I get to bang him, for the entire weekend."
Asmodeus: "Ooh, alright you feelin' okay?."
Verosika then starts to hallucinate and she sees a bottle of wine talking to her.
Wine bottle: "Verosika! We need your soft lips on us!
She sees the wine bottles screaming for her help and we see Verosika shake her head.
Verosika: "Piss off wine bottle, drink yourself!"
Asmodeus: "Ookay... Vee how about I get you some orange juice, no booze, sound good?"
Verosika: "Okay thanks."
When Verosika saw Asmodeus, he looked like a large can of beer to her and she turned around and see Fizzoroli as a bottle of whisky.
Verosika: *Shakes her head* "Ugh my head!"
Fizzaroli: " Shit, Ozzie she might be off the alcohol a bit too long."
Asmodeus: " Yeah, I better tell (Y/N)."
We later see Asmodeus talking to you over the phone.
Asmodeus: "Your girlfriend is going nuts."
(Y/N): *over the phone*"What happened?"
Asmodeus: "She drank my whole bar, water only though. And she's starting to hallucinate, and not in a good way."
(Y/N): *over the phone*"I was trying to help her sober up."
Asmodeus: "Woah what? Succubi like Vee can't be sober, it has never been done before."
(Y/N): *over the phone*"Wait, so if she doesn't drink she'll..."
Asmodeus: "Oh fuck no she won't die. Mostly just hallucinate but the more time she doesn't have booze the more she hallucinates."
(Y/N): *over the phone*"Well she already went through 4 days and that is impressive, okay she has gone this far, now she will have her reward."
Asmodeus: "Alright."*to Verosika*"Vee your boo called, you are getting your reward."
Verosika: *laying on the ground**holds up a thumbs up*
Fizzaroli: "Should I uh... call the doctor or get her B juice?"
Asmodeus: "I'll call Bee and tell her what happened."
We later see Asmodeus talking to Bee and explaining what happened.
Bee: "Woah shit, 4 days sober, that's a new record."
Asmodeus: "Yes and she's now enjoying her 2 days of non-stop fucking her boo."
Bee: "Welp she earned it."
Meanwhile, at your apartment complex, we see Lute and Sera hearing you and Verosika having sex and they are trying to block out the sound with noise canceling earmuffs.
Sera: "4 days of being sober and this is her reward."
Lute: "It's a miracle that none of us were compelled to such sinful acts."
Sera: "You say that like you know from experience, why is that?"
Lute: "... I'd rather not say..."
Flashback
During one of the extermination days, we see Lute on a building and she is looking for a target until she hears a rather alluring voice of a woman.
???: "Hello there~."
Lute: "Who said that?"
We then see a succubus wrap her arms around Lute and then Lute blushes under her helmet.
Succubus: "What's a pretty little thing hanging out with Adam~?"
Lute: "I'm his... second in command." *Feels her cup her boobs* "Ah!"
Succubus: "Ooo, I love these girls of yours~."
Lute: "D-don't make me kill you!"
Succubus: "If I recall, are you supposed to kill Sinners and not hellborns like me~?"
Lute: "Uh w-well..."
The succubus then gently rub her hand on Lute's wings as Lute then yelp in response.
Lute: "Eeep!"
Succubus: "Oooo, quite sensitive wings for a tough girl~. Do all angels have sensitive wings or just you~?"
Lute: "L-look I'm just trying to do my job so just-"
Succubus: *pulls Lute closer to herself*"I think they can do their job while you're on break~."
Lute: *in her head*"Dear lord, please forgive me."
We later see Lute and the Succubus in bed and we see the succubus on top of Lute while Lute had her helmet off.
Succubus: "Why would you hide a cute face under a helmet~?"
Lute: "I am not one to s-sin so back off!"
Succubus: "This is a once in a lifetime experience, I won't tell if you won't~."
Lute: *gulps in fear*
End of flashback
We see Lute blushing bright red in embarrassment as Sera sees this.
Lute: "I was weak... Forgive me ma'am."
Sera: "Oh, you lost your virginity to a succubus on a previous Extermination Day?"
Lute: "I was a private officer back then, and-and she came onto me and well..."
Sera: "You two went at it like bunnies?"
Lute: "It was all her! I didn't want anything to do with it!"
Sera: "Why didn't you tell anyone? Or even... Adam?"
Lute: "If I told Adam of what I did....I would not hear the end of it! Succubi are cunning and manipulative creatures!"*bows to Sera*"And once again! I am truly sorry!!!"
We then see Coco and Apple walk by and see what's happening.
Coco: "What's with her?"
Sera: "Lute had sex with a succubus."
Apple: "So?"
Sera: "She sinned herself and kept it a secret from all of Heaven."
Coco: "So what? Just because she did it with a succubus, doesn't mean it's the end of the world, it's more like releasing natural urges."
Apple: "Yeah what's with having sex, don't you do it up in Heaven?"
Sera: "Are you two here with Verosika?"
Coco: "Not so much with her, but to use the room after she's done."
Apple: "And we heard about the sober thing, so we got a cake, until someone ate the whole thing." *Looks at Coco*
Coco: "I forgot to have breakfast and technically cake is a breakfast food, and the cake was
baked in a pan."
Sera: "That doesn't... ah forget it."
We then see Kiki walk into the room and she sees Lute and immediately recognizes her.
Kiki: "Oh hey baby cakes."
Lute: "You!"
Coco: "Woah, woah, time out, Kiki you know this angel?"
Kiki: "Yeah I fucked her last extermination day."
Coco and Apple: "What?!"
Apple: "I thought you were joking when you said you fucked an angel."
Lute: "You took my virginity!"
Coco: "Damn, not bad Kiki."
Kiki: *to Lute*"And you enjoyed it, especially when I ate you out and then pissed on the bed afterwards."
Lute: "I drank mouthwash just to get the taste out of my mouth! And I drank too much holy water before the extermination day okay?!"
Kiki: "Sure blame your holy water."
Coco: "Why didn't you tell us you fucked an angel, much less an exorist?"
Kiki: "Because you girls wouldn't believe me."
Apple: "Fair enough, but you know its a bad idea to be out on extermination day when those harpy bitches are out in Hell." *To Lute* "No offense."
Lute: "I was following orders so I am with you."
Coco: "Could've just said non-taken."
Sera: "Anyways, Lute it's okay to have a girlfriend."
Kiki: "Especially when you have several of them who would like a taste of angel pussy~."
Lute: "I will not fall for your trickery!"*feels someone touching her wings*"Eeep!"
The girls then saw Milky touching Lute's wings and feeling how soft her feathers are.
Milky: "Ooh, silky soft."
Lute: "D-don't t-touch me, t-there."
Kiki: "Oh yeah, I forgot, angel wings are super sensitive, like touching a pussy, only more feathers."
Coco: "You touched her wings?"
Kiki: "Yep."
Sera: "One thing I don't understand, what were you doing out on the previous extermination day?"
Kiki: "I was having a day off and I felt lonely so I decided to get some action."*turns to Lute*"And I found her sexy and I was horny soo..."
Sera: "Oh gotcha."
Later on back in Hell, we see a figure knock on the newly rebuilt Hazbin Hotel, where we see Angel Dust open the door and see its Lilith.
Angel Dust: "Uh, can I help ya?"
Lilith: "I'm... here to see my daughter."
Angel Dust: " Gotcha sweet cheeks." *Outloud* "Charlie! It's for you! Get your royal ass over here!"
We then see Charlie come to the door and she sees Lilith on the doorstep.
Charlie: "Mom?! Uh... what are you doing here?"
Vaggie: *Walks in* "Babe who's at the-" *sees Lilith* "Oh shit..."
Lucifer: "Charlie what's going-" *sees Lilith* "Did Adam hit me in the head too hard cause I see Lilith on our doorstep."
Alastor: "What is all the-" *sees Lilith* "Oh my, what a pleasant surprise."
Lilith: "Uh... Hello everyone."
We later see Lilith drinking some tea and sitting with everyone.
Angel Dust: "So your Charlie's ma?"
Lilith: "Yes I am."
Angel Dust: *looks at Charlie and looks at Lilith* "Now I know where she got her height from."
Lucifer: "And her looks came from me!"
Lilith: "Nice to see you Lucy."
Lucifer: "After seven years..."
Angel Dust: *Spit takes* "What?! Am I hearing things, Cherri did you spike my drink or something cause I must have heard that she was gone for 7 years."
Cherri: "No mate, I heard it too. Shit queenie where in Hell have you been?! We fought heaven's killers just to protect your kid's dream."
Lilith: "Uh, well... funny thing, I uh, was in... Heaven, on the beach."
Charlie and Lucifer: "What?!"
???: "Mother of the year everyone."
Everyone then sees you in the room and you are drinking a soda.
(Y/N): "Oh I died and ended up in Corbenic and I heard that Alastor cried like a baby when I died. Haha!"
Alastor: "Haha! That was dust in my eyes."
(Y/N): "Haha! Never heard someone say boohoo when they have dust in their eye."
Alastor: "Ha ha!"*looks straight into your eyes*"Fuck you!"
Charlie: "All this time, seven years, you were in Heaven?!"
Lilith: "Now Charlotte I-I know your mad-"
Lucifer: *Demonic* "Mad?! You left us for seven years!" *tears up a bit* "Left me for seven years, was I bad husband or a dad?"
(Y/N): "Or a bad king?"
Angel Dust: "What makes you say that?"
You then open the blinds and we see numerous sinners committing all kinds of crimes on the streets and then you close the blinds.
(Y/N): "Call it a hunch."
Lilith: "No, no Lucy, you were not a bad dad or a husband, you always did know how to make me laugh, among other things~."
Lucifer: *Blushes* "Uh..."
Angel Dust: "Ohoho, Short king got some moves eh?"
(Y/N): *to Lilith*"You said the same thing to Dr. Alto Clef."
Lucifer: "Wait?! Who's Alto Clef?!"
Lilith: "Uh....I can explain."
Lucifer: "It doesn't matter, I'm just happy you're here."
Lilith: "Yeah, and um... I'm sorry for not being here Lucy, you clearly did a good job around here. Mostly..."
Angel Dust: "Yeah because your ex-boyfriend happened."
Lilith: "Adam?"
(Y/N): "Yeah, he went from Winner to Sinner thanks to-"*points at Nifty*"-that girl."
Nifty: "Hi Queen Lilith!"
Charlie: "We're about 80 percent sure she's safe."
(Y/N): "After what she did to Adam, I think it's around 50/50."
Lilith: "Anyways, Charlie, I.. I'm sorry... I'm sorry I never answered your calls, or-or supported you... or...your dream."
(Y/N): *holds up Valentino monthly*"Or see Charlie beat Adam to the dirt?"
You then open the magazine and you show a folding picture of Adam naked as everyone saw this.
Lucifer: "Huh, I always wondered how big he is. Good for him."
Lilith: "He was always a fat bitch, I honestly didn't know what I saw in him."
(Y/N): "Or in Dr. Clef."
Angel Dust: "Don't ruin the moment, there catching up."
(Y/N): "Right, right, just pointing out that Lilith had other options of romantic partners that everyone should be aware of and I'm just gonna stop talking now."
Vaggie: "And I'm starting to think that (Y/N) needs to stay in the hotel for a bit."
(Y/N): "Why?"
Charlie: "Uh well, you do have a bit of a... blabber mouth."
(Y/N): "I do not."
Angel Dust: "Just the other day, you told Charlie where I hid my coke."
(Y/N): "The drug kind or the soda?"
Angel Dust: "Drug."
(Y/N): "I did that so that you would be cleansed of all the drugs in your body."
Angel Dust: "You know that's my stress relief."
Cherri: "Yeah and he ratted me out on all my hidden explosives."
Charlie: "Cherri, you know the rules."
Cherri: "But he still ratted me out!"
(Y/N): "You should store them outside of the hotel."*to Angel Dust*"And you shouldn't have drugs on the premises or anywhere."
Husk: "Eh, I think it's good for you Angel Dust."
Angel Dust: "So you're not pissed he took your booze."
Husk: "He did what?!"
(Y/N): "You're a bartender, you're supposed to serve the drinks, not drink them."
Charlie: "He has a point."
(Y/N): "And I took care of Adam's dead body in Nifty's room cause it's attracting bugs which is counter productive to her job."
Nifty: "Nooo!!! Not my trophy!"
Vaggie: "That explains where the smell was coming from."
Charlie: "Well he is trying to help, plus he brought a little someone to bring up morale."
Lilith then felt something gooey on her leg and she saw it was SCP-999.
(Y/N): "Your majesty, meet SCP-999, the Tickle Monster."
Angel Dust: "Tickle monster, that blob is the tickle monster? Looks like something Charlie might throw up." *to Charlie* "No offense."
Charlie: "None taken."
SCP-999 then turns to Alastor and begins to hug his leg as Alastor begins to laugh and we see 999 start to tickle wrestle Alastor as he then laughs like he's being tickled.
Charlie: "Aw cute, he likes him."
(Y/N): "999 can cure depression and PTSD and he was close to pacifying 682."
We see SCP-999 then makes his way to Lucifer and then starts to tickle wrestle Lucifer.
Lucifer: *Laughs* "Oh stop! I'm ticklish!"
(Y/N): "The little guy is perfectly harmless. He only eats candy, but don't feed him soda. We had to learn that the hard way."
Husk: *sees 999 hugging his leg*"Alright you're cute, but don't push your luck."
(Y/N): "You're not ticklish?"
Husk: "Nah, but I do feel like putting on a smile and I don't know why."
(Y/N): "999 always finds ways to bring a little joy in life."
Vaggie: "Got to admit he's adorable."
Lilith: "Uh Charlie, I've been thinking, since I haven't seen you, how about we have a mother daughter day?"
Charlie: "Ooh, I would like that mom."
Lucifer: "Hey what about me, your hubby needs some husband wife time."
Lilith: "I haven't forgotten about you Lucy, in fact how about we have some family time?"
(Y/N): "At Loo Loo land or lulu world?"
Charlie: "Loo Loo land? Dad?"
Lucifer: "I don't remember making Loo Loo Land."
(Y/N): "Oh yeah, Mammon made Loo Loo Land to scam people out of their money."
Lilith: "Oh that fat asshole!"
Lucifer: "Seriously, put a discount on it."
Charlie: "How am I even related to that guy."
(Y/N): "Wait, you all hate him?"
Lucifer: "Duh, he may be the sin of greed, but he's a douchebag!"
Lilith: "He doesn't even do anything clown related."
Charlie: "I know right."
(Y/N): "You three need to do something about him."
Sometime later, we see Mammon tied up in a chair and he is seeing his merchandise given away for free to everyone and he is in agony from seeing that.
Mammon: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Meanwhile with the Morningstars, we see them watching Mammon screaming in agony and we see them happy.
(Y/N): "So when do we untie him?"
Lucifer: "Until he learns to stop rip off my shit." *to Charlie* "Is that the right phrase?"
Charlie: "Yes, yes it is."
Lilith: "Still trying to be hip?"
Charlie: "When he was fighting Adam, he said..."
Charlie whispered into Lilith's ear and her eyes widened in surprise.
Lilith: "Oh dear.... Your father is always trying to... stay up to date."
Lucifer: "Hey now, I only got that phrase wrong once okay, I wasn't actually gonna fuck him."
Lilith: "Oh Lucy."
(Y/N): "Welp, if you excuse me I've got some chewing gum to experiment on back in the Foundation."
Morningstars: "Chewing Gum?"
Next: Chapter 91: SCP-1200 "A Little Taste Of Factory"
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