Chapter 74: SCP-2000 ''Deus Ex Machina''

In the past, we see a woman in the ruins of planet Earth and she sees that all of humanity is extinct, this woman was Lindsay.

Lindsay: "Aw man, humanity is wiped out again. Welp, better get to work."

Meanwhile in the present, we see you watching a show called Life After People as we see the girls sitting with you.

Kim: "Hey (Y/N), what are you watching?"

(Y/N): "Life After People."

Clover: "Why?"

(Y/N): "Cause it's what will happen when we don't use an anomaly that resurrects humanity."

Clover: "Oh come on, most of those documentaries aren't that realistic."

(Y/N): "Well if you were stationed at SCP-2000 then you should know that they were spot on with Life After People."

The girls then laughed at the same time until they saw that you're actually serious.

Clover: "Oh you're not kidding are you?"

(Y/N): "Nope, and let me tell ya. The world ended twice."

The girls were shocked to hear this and they looked at each other.

Clover: "What?! How?!"

Courtney: "That's impossible! Wouldn't we have known that? Or knew that?"

(Y/N): "Well it's last activation was in 1945, allow me explain how it works. It's a subterranean foundation installation constructed so many years ago for the purpose of rebuilding humanity. It has all the equipment and tech to be the reset button for humanity. It has 500,000 Bright/Zartion Homind Replicators or BZHR. It can make 100,000 viable humans in one day."

Lindsay: "Wow, that's a lot of humans, and has this ever happened before?"

(Y/N): "It utilizes magma flows and hot springs to keep it powered up and it's able to use all human alleles to make enough unique genomes to repopulate humanity."

Lindsay: "So each time humanity goes away that machine makes more humans again?"

(Y/N): "Indeed, in fact most people are alive today because humanity was reborn from a machine."

Courtney: "Wow, that's surprising."

Clover: "What? There's a machine that makes people?"

Courtney: "That and Lindsay actually making sense."

Meanwhile in the past, we see Lindsay waiting for a batch of humans to be born by reading a magazine.

Lindsay: "Man, those are great shoes, too bad the stores are destroyed."

Lindsay then hears that the process is done and she sees new humans who look like Leshawna, Heather, and Sierra come out of the machine.

Lindsay: "Hey girls, sorry to break this to you but humanity is dead and now you're here to be the copies of humanity."

Heather: "I was just born and you just told me humanity is dead?!"

Meanwhile in the present, Lindsay shivered a bit.

Courtney: "Linds you okay?"

Lindsay: "I think so, I had this weird realization that humanity was gone."

Courtney: "Well (Y/N) did tell us that humanity died, twice."

Lindsay: "Yeah that's it. But if it happened a third time would we be reborn again?"

Courtney: "That's... a good question."

Lindsay: "Well we could ask (Y/N)."

We then see you come into the room with a cup of water and Lindsay turns to you.

Lindsay: "Hey (Y/N) if the world ended again, you think we would be able to be reborn again?"

(Y/N): "Well we did find an old skeleton of Dr. Clef in SCP-2000, so yeah pretty much a restart from the last save in a video game."

Lindsay: "So if the world ended now and we have to restart it, then I would be reborn again with you."

(Y/N): "Yep, that's how it works. If it works for Clef then it works for you."

Lindsay: "Huh, neat."

(Y/N): "And it can give the newly made humans the supplies needed to rebuild society. It's one of many ways to undo the apocalypse."

Courtney: "Great, wait many?"

(Y/N): "Level 4 clearance with special benefits which is something you girls don't have. Except for Lindsay."

Girls(Except Lindsay): "Huh?!"

Courtney: "How?!"

(Y/N): "Oh she got promoted for taking care of Clarence."

Courtney: "Who's Clarence?"

Lindsay: "The invisible tiger shark SCP."

(Y/N): "Actually he's the idea of a tiger shark."

Clover: "Okay I'm confused."

(Y/N): "Just read the file on SCP-1057."

Lindsay: "I named him Clarence because he looks so clear when he's hungry, plus it was pretty easy to take care of him."

Courtney: "Oh I get it now."

(Y/N): "If you want to know about the SCPs, read their files it's not that hard."

Leshawna: "Noted, we'll read them next time."

Courtney: "I still can't believe Lindsay got promoted to level 4 clearance."

Gwen: "Like how she beat you in the paparazzi challenge in TDA?"

Courtney: *Pouts a little* "Yeah...."

(Y/N): "Oh yeah, she really handled groupies well."

Courtney: "I did a better job at avoiding the paparazzi."

Gwen: "You know you're not exactly supposed to avoid the paparazzi, you're supposed to expose, and Lindsay did that."

Lindsay: "Yeah, and I got some cute pictures of myself."

Lindsay then bought out the pictures she had as everyone saw how good they were.

Gwen: "Wow... these look pretty good."

Lindsay: "Thanks, I even have photos of myself in all my bikinis."

Leshawna: "All your bikinis?"

(Y/N): "It's true, she has over 500 of them."

Leshawna: "500?! Dang girl, that's a lot."

Gwen: "Why do you need so many bikinis?"

Lindsay: "One for every season, I even made a calendar for each bikini."

Lindsay then brought out the calendar as the girls saw her in the many bikinis she wore, especially for Halloween which consisted of a black bikini, a witch hat, and orange cowgirl boots as they saw her posing like a sexy witch.

(Y/N): "I've done some digging around for the guy who took that picture, he's not very decent around women. Especially when he takes pictures of women."

Lindsay: "What would explain why he wanted me to be in a skimpy bikini in a cold winter, hello everyone knows bikinis are only to be worn at the pool, inside the house, or at the beach."

(Y/N): "Why inside the house?"

Courtney: "You're okay with us being bottomless, and me and Gwen having sex in front of you."

(Y/N): "True."

Lindsay: "Plus, you'd make a great photographer, unlike my old one."

Leshawna: "Wait, Linds, are you like a bikini model?"

Lindsay: "I think so."

(Y/N): "Well with a body like hers she's pretty talented."

Lindsay: "Well I do have a model sister, her name's Paula, and she's still a bit mad about telling the... incident on TDI."

(Y/N): "And I feel like you are a middle child so you have an older sister too?"

Lindsay: "Oh yeah, her name is Alex."

Courtney: Soo, which one is the smart one?"

Lindsay: "Oh Paula is. And Alex is a magazine model herself."

(Y/N): *pulls out a magazine with Alex on it*"Is the woman with the giant breasts your sister?"

Lindsay: *sees Alex's picture*"Yep, that's her."

Leshawna: *Sees Alex* "Dang, she's bigger than Lindsay."

Lindsay: "She's around Kyuoka's size since she's a K cup too and Paula is only a D cup."

(Y/N): "Oh, that reminds me."

You then pull out your phone and you turn on a video of Kyouka at a strip club in Vienna.

Leshawna: "Kyouka is reviewing a strip club in Vienna?"

Courtney: "Why?"

(Y/N): "She wants to be an influencer and guide girls to not do what she did in the past."

Gwen: "By making reviews on strip clubs?"

(Y/N): "Well it's a start, wanna start watching the video?"

Girls: "Sure."

You then play the video and you see Kyouka giving out a review about the strip club called a Spot of Tits.

Kyouka: *On video* " As you can see, the title of the club doesn't lie about the tits part since there are a lot of tits here."*points her camera at one of the strippers*"What is your opinion on Austria's view on strip clubs?"

Stripper: *on video*"Well they treat us women with respect, even though the club was inspired by the history of the Hapsbug family's excessive inbreeding which was disgusting by the way."

Kyouka *on video*"Is that why the strippers and waitresses here are dressed in erotic royal attire?"

Stripper: *On video* "Yeah, most of the customers try to call us out on being inbred cousins and sisters of the Hapsburg family but we're not really related to those guys. The only people who have an incestuous relationship are the owner of the club and the bartender. Also they're both lesbians and they're sisters."

(Y/N): "Girls, if I ever meet people who have an incestuous relationship with each other just knock me out so that won't have to process that."

Girls: "Noted."

Later on, we see Lindsay looking through her bikinis, and she finds a nice orange lace bikini.

Lindsay: "Huh, I don't think I wore this one before, let's see if it fits."

We then see Lindsay take her clothes off as she then puts the bikini on as she notices that it's a lot bigger than her.

Lindsay: "I think this is Alex's, wait then that means..."

Meanwhile back at Lindsay's home, we see Alex wearing Lindsay's bikini and her boobs are barely contained.

Alex: "Ughh, man, why is this bikini so tight?"

Paula: "Maybe that's Lindsay's bikini?"

Alex: "Oh, well I better give this back to her."

Later, at your apartment, we see you reading a book as you hear a doorbell ring and you head to the door and answer it. When you open the door you see Alex and Paula at your doorstep.

Alex: "Is Lindsay here?"

(Y/N): "Lindsay, someone is here to see you."

We then see Lindsay come in wearing the orange bikini and she sees Alex and Paula.

Lindsay: "Alex, Paula!"*hugs both Alex and Paula*"It's great to see you again."

Paula: "You too, but did you really have to tell everyone about the diarrhea story??"

Lindsay: "I said I was sorry!"

Paula: "It's okay sis."

Alex: *sees you*"Well you've been busy sis, you ditch that out of shape jock and got with a real man."

(Y/N): "But he was not because he had to be in it to fall out of it."

Alex: *Giggles* "And funny too, hi I'm Alex and this is my sister Paula."

(Y/N): "Nice to meet you both, you're Lindsay's big sister. Judging by your bust size I'd say big sister is right with you. Also I was making an observation and not a joke."

Paula: "It's okay, I know you're autistic."

Alex: "He is? How?"

Paula: "Because he's not making a joke, just pointing out the obvious, and he can be blunt."

(Y/N): "It's true."

Lindsay: "Yeah sorry about the mix up, I'll go and change out of this and give you your bikini back."

Alex: "Thanks Linds."

Lindsay then takes off her bikini in front of you as you her buck naked and so did her sisters.

Alex: "Linds, what are you doing? There's a boy here."

Lindsay: "Don't worry, (Y/N) doesn't mind."

Paula: "He's autistic remember?"

Alex: "Right, still can't believe you're okay with being nude in front of a boy, yet you're cool with peeing on camera."

Lindsay: *blushes a bit* "Oh come on you saw too?"

Alex: "It was filmed on every TV, you were using the confessional outhouse and peeing casually there."

Lindsay: "To be fair it was a toilet."

Paula: "Fair enough."

(Y/N): *looks at Alex's breasts*"I think you might got these from your mother's side of the family."

Alex: "Well mom is a Size M now when she gave birth to me and my sisters, but she was my size when she was in high school and made her the hottest girl in school."

Lindsay: "Yeah, being hot runs in the family."

(Y/N): "Guess you girls were born with superior genetics."

Paula: *Looks at her own boobs* "I'm fine with my boobs the way they are, developing as I grow up."

(Y/N): "That's nice."

Lindsay: "I'm fine with being a J cup."

Paula: "J? Lindsay you know you're a DD right?"

(Y/N): "Actually she's a J."

You then measured her breasts and then both Paula and Alex saw that she's a J.

Alex: "Woah, she's a cup size away from being my size."

Paula: "How did we not see that?"

Alex: "Guess we didn't notice."

(Y/N): "Yep."

You then flick Alex's breasts as they begin to jiggle non stop for a while.

Alex: "I know, they're big and jiggly."

(Y/N): "I guess the jiggle effect runs in the family."

Lindsay: "Yeah, it takes awhile for the jiggle to stop."

(Y/N): "Yeah it's like they have a mind of their own."

Paula: "Well they do seem to be jiggly, heh good thing that doesn't happen to our butts."

Lindsay: "Yeah."

(Y/N): "Only one way to find out."

You then flick the girls' butts as they jiggle around for a while.

Paula: "And I stand corrected."

(Y/N): "Glad you guys have those superior genes, just don't inbreed your family to death."

Alex: "Eww, why would we do that?"

(Y/N): "Giving people power, riches, and genes would be a bad thing."

Lindsay: "Plus, it's gross."

(Y/N): "Not to mention it's bad health wise from the genetic deformities, weak immune system, and infertility."

Lindsay: "So they can't have babies?"

(Y/N): "That's right, I just wished that the Hapsburg would have learned that inbreeding leads to disaster."

Paula: "Same here, it's bad enough if one family does it but their entire bloodline, that is so disgusting. What could be worse than a royal family doing something so disgusting?"

Meanwhile in Vienna, we see Kyouka heading back to the hotel as a shadowy figure was stalking her and she heard footsteps.

Kyouka: "Huh? Hello?"

We see Kyouka look around and see nothing and then turn around and then get knocked out by a large figure as she is dragged into the sewers.

Next: Chapter 75: SCP-3288 "The Aristocrats"

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