Here we see you, Clover, Sam, Alex, Carmen, Gabriella, and Stella in a room with Dr. Karen Yau, Michael Simpson, Officer Joseph Lowry, Dr. Nadine Grossenbacher, Director Evelyn May, and D-4986 aka Max and you are waiting for someone.

Clover: "Um, (Y/N) who are we waiting for?"

(Y/N): "Someone from the Department of Analytics and we're suspects of the murder of Emma Hastings."

Spies and their moms: "What?!"

Sam: "We would never kill anyone."

???: "You would if someone controlled you."

Everyone in the room then turns to a woman named Agent Ellen O'Conner from the Department of Analytics.

Ellen: "Alright, everyone my name is Agent Ellen O'Conner from the Department of Analytics."

Carmen: "We didn't kill anyone."

Ellen: "I'll be the judge of that and for the record, blurting out that sentence would only make you more guilty of the crime."

Carmen: *Covers mouth*

Ellen: "Now then, in this room is the killer of SCP-5002 and I'll make sure to get all the evidence on the identity of the killer."

Clover: "Can we help?"

Ellen: "No you will tamper with the evidence. I'm on the case, not you."

(Y/N): "She's right, we better remain here out of her way if she can do her job."

Sam: "What do you mean?"

(Y/N): "Well, she's investigating the murder of Emma Hastings and we're the suspects. So we need to respect her by leaving her with her work."

Alex: "Okay."

We later see you and the others sitting with the suspects.

Sam: "So who will be interrogated first?"

Alex: " Maybe that Joe guy, he looks evil."

Ellen: *offscreen*"(Y/N) come into the interrogation room please."

You then get up and you head into the interrogation room and you sat with Ellen.

(Y/N): "Yes ma'am."

Ellen: "Tell me (Y/N), what is your relationship with Emma Hastings?"

(Y/N): "Well she's a good writer, a great friend, and I respect her as a person."

Ellen: "Hm, okay, what about the other girls?"

(Y/N): "Why do you want to know my relationship with them?"

Ellen: "You know what SCP-5002 is capable of right?"

(Y/N): "Well if she somehow made a book that involved one of the girls, I would say it was an accident on her part cause she didn't know how to use her powers correctly."

Ellen: "I see, and your relationship with the girls?"

(Y/N): "Well we do love each other and I respect their boundaries."

Ellen: "And do you neutralize SCPs?"

(Y/N): "Only if the situation forces the Foundation to neutralize the SCP."

Ellen: "Well then, you helped me confirm that you didn't neutralize Emma Hastings because you are loyal to your lovers, friends, and the Foundation. You are no longer a suspect until further notice."

(Y/N): "Okay."

We then see you leave the room and then you sit with the others.

(Y/N): "Agent O'Conner said I'm no longer a suspect for the murder."

Ellen: *from outside the room* "Next up, Alex, Sam, and Clover."

We then see the spies enter the interrogation room and they sat in chairs.

Sam: "Why did you call all 3 of us here? Instead of one of us?"

Ellen: "I read your files and I came to the conclusion that all the missions you were assigned to were a group effort. Now where were you 3 on the night SCP-5002 was neutralized?"

Sam: "I was doing math equations for fun at home."

Clover: "I was out shopping for new clothes because the mall had a clearance sale."

Alex: "And I was at a yoga class."

Ellen: "I see, what is your relationship with Emma Hastings?"

Sam: "Well we didn't meet her but I read about her in the Foundation's files so I can be prepared for my assignment with her."

Alex: "We never met her personally, I was gonna give her a special cupcake so we can be friends."

Clover: "We never actually met personally, but I was gonna give her a matching dress so we can be twinsies."

Ellen: "Hmm, well it couldn't be either one of you since none of your gadgets from WOOHP are not lethal, mostly. And you 3 capture criminals, not kill them."

Clover: "Yeah, we don't really kill people, not our style."

Alex: "Plus getting blood out of a spy uniform would be a hassle."

Ellen: "How would you know that Alex?"

Alex: "Oh Sam once bumped her face into a pipe by accident and she got a nosebleed and it got on her suit. It took me weeks to get the stains off."

Sam: "Yeah not a good day for me or my nose."

Clover: *Shudders in discomfort* "Oh man, I hate blood, I don't want that stuff on my suit."

Sam: "But your suit is red."

Clover: "Exactly, how would I know if I have blood on me or not?"

Sam: "Fair point."

Ellen: "Alright, you three are not suspects, same as your mothers because they were just visiting when you all found the body. But I'll talk to them anyway."

Later, we see Carmen, Gabriella, and Stella in the interrogation room with Ellen.

Carmen: "You know I always wanted to be on a cop show but not like this, and I never expected to be on this side of the table."

Stella: "I know, but I'm more into soap operas when I'm watching TV."

Gabriella: "I just watch cooking channels to learn how to cook them."

Ellen: "Well I know you 3 have nothing to do with the murder of Emma Hastings since you had a mission to do on that night and you two had a girls night out afterward."

Stella: *to Carmen and Gabriella* "Wait, did you two go out?"

Gabriella: "That mission was really tough for you and you needed some time to yourself to rest."

Carmen: "Sorry Stella."

Stella: "It's fine, I was beat anyway, and I think I pulled something back on our mission."

Carmen: "Tell me about it, sometimes age can do a number on ya. We're not as young and spry as we used to be."

Stella: "I'll say, sometimes I need to do something to make me feel young again."

Carmen: "Like rubbing one out when you're alone?"

Stella: "Yeah sometimes."

Ellen: "Well then, you two are innocent, what about you Gabriella?"

Gabriella: "Well I don't kill, although I accidentally did cut myself when I was cooking and got lemon juice in said cut." *winces* "It hurts just to think about it."

Ellen: "Well then, uh you 3 are dismissed."

Stella: "Alright."

We then see the moms come out of the interrogation room and sit with you and the others.

(Y/N): "How did it go?"

Carmen: "It went well."

Sam: "Really?"

Stella: "Yep, and she was nice too."

Carmen: "Why don't you girls go out with (Y/N)? He's a nice young man."

Alex: "He's a work friend, mom."

Gabriella: *feels your arm*"But he's a strong young man with a big heart."

Stella: "And single too, plus he's a sweetheart."

Alex: "He's already taken with a bunch of girls."

Stella: "Well I'm sure they're willing to share, if they want to."

(Y/N): "We're in a murder case and you 3 are worried about your daughters' love lives?"

Clover: "(Y/N), they're our moms, what did you expect?"

(Y/N): "Fair enough."

Sam: "Hang on, if neither of us did it, then who did?"

(Y/N): "It could be the other people in the room."

Sometime later, after interrogation of each suspect, we see Ellen present the evidence to everyone.

Ellen: "Alright after getting some evidence from everyone in the room I come to the conclusion that everyone in this room is lying with the exception of (Y/N) and the Spies of WOOHP."

(Y/N): "What happened?"

Ellen: "Officer Lowry lied about his smoke break since he has gone longer than he said and he was drinking too."

Sam: "So that means-"

Ellen: "No no, he's not the killer, he went to 5002's cell and left the bottle in it. Site Director Evelyn has a motive towards Emma by ignoring the malfunctions of the reality anchors but the SCP known as Robert Gates targeted a D-Class and not Emma herself and she was blackmailed thanks to the recently promoted Dr. Nadine Grossenbacher, however she didn't know the full story, the anchors weren't malfunctioning, they were targeted specifically Mr. Gates."

Clover: "Then, why would Evelyn put an SCP who committed rape crimes before he was contained?"

Ellen: "Because her daughter Kate Halloway was killed by Emma Hastings, but she wasn't the one who killed the SCP."

Evelyn: "I don't know how the knife got there in the first place."

Ellen: "Michael SImpson gave it to Emma so that she can defend herself because he's a member of the Serpent's hand. He was undercover as a stone cold researcher."

Sam: "Why?"

Ellen: "The Serpent's Hand is a group of interest that wants to protect anomalies and bring equality to both the anomalous and normalcy by exposing the anomalous world to the public."

Clover: "And that's bad right?"

(Y/N): "They're not much in terms of numbers, they're just a ragtag group of people who want to show the world that anomalies exist and that they are gonna bring a worldwide panic because they are naive."*to Michael*"Good career choice asshole."

Alex: "Well when you put it like that it sounds bad."

(Y/N): "Yeah, that's why those guys are led by a group of women who are variants of the same woman who has daddy issues."

Ellen: "As for Dr. Yau, she was in love with Emma Hastings and she tried to cover it up by deleting footage of herself with Emma."

(Y/N): *to Dr. Yau*"Hey it's okay to be a lesbian around here, we don't discriminate against people who are gay."

Dr. Yau: "Thank you and now, I lost my girlfriend."

You then hug Dr. Yau as she hugs back as Ellen looks at everyone.

Ellen: "Everyone in this room has no reason to kill her, except one person."*points at Officer Lowry*"Joseph Lowry is the culprit."

(Y/N): "Well it makes sense considering he has a drinking problem. Permission to demote him and Michael to D-Class?"

Ellen: "Permission granted Officer Cranston."

You then put both Michael and Lowry in handcuffs and take them to D-Class containment.

Joseph: "Oh man..."

(Y/N): "You two are under arrest and now you will be demoted to D-Class."

Michael: "But-"

(Y/N): "But nothing, you two are D-Class, so prepared to be 682's next chew toy or be part of a horrible experiment that either traumatizes you for life or kills you."

Both men were brought into D-Class containment by you while Ellen had some thoughts.

Ellen: "Hmm, I wonder."

Ellen then grab Emma's novel and then she found two blank pages and see that they're a cipher and she made it into a message and see that Emma has committed suicide by making it into a murder.

Ellen: "Her last book made her the victim."

Clover: "Wait, her last book has herself as the victim?!"

Ellen: "She has the power to make anyone her puppet by writing."

Sam: *Realizes* "And she made herself the puppet."

Ellen: "No, he made Joseph kill her."

Clover: "But why?"

Ellen: "Because she's guilty for the murders she didn't know she committed."

Carmen: "I hope she's in a better place."

Meanwhile with you, we see you filing some reports until you hear a voice in your head and it sounds like Emma Hastings.

Emma: *as a voice in your head*"What the? Where am I? And why am I dressed like a security officer and a buff man?"

(Y/N): "The heck? Who's saying that?"

Sam: "I didn't say anything?"

Emma: *as a voice in your head* "Seriously, why am I buff guy? I thought I killed myself? Shouldn't I be in Heaven?"

(Y/N): "You're not in Heaven Emma you're in my head."

Clover: "Uhh.. (Y/N)?"

Sam: "Are you okay?"

(Y/N): "Girls you would not believe this, I was talking to Emma Hastings in my head."

Alex: "And we totally believe you." *Whispers to Sam* "Call the doctor."

(Y/N): "I'm not making this up, she's in my head."

Emma: *in your head*"They can't hear me, but you can."

(Y/N): "Why don't we just talk to Dr. Yau?"

Emma: *in your head*"Good idea."

Later, we see you and the girls talking to Dr. Yau and you told her that Emma is in your head.

Dr. Yau: "She's alive and she's in your head?"

(Y/N): "Yep."

Dr. Yau: "Say things that I told Emma about myself."

(Y/N): "Okay uh Emma can you tell me what she told you?"

Emma: *in your head*"Alright she and I did lay sex toys with a golden dildo that Dr. Yau used to go back into her sorority parties."

(Y/N): "You two used a golden dildo that you used in your sorority parties."

Dr. Yau: "Okay lucky guess, anything else?"

Emma: *in your head*"She likes it when I lick her anus in counter clockwise."

(Y/N): "She licks your anus counter clockwise."

Dr. Yau: *slightly surprised*"Uh...."

Emma: *in your head*"And I did a BDSM where I am the T-X and she was my Sarah Conner and I told her cum if you want to live."

(Y/N): "She did a BDSM with you where she's the T-X and you were Sarah Conner and she told you to cum if you want to live."

Dr. Yau: *gasps in shock*"That is our Terminator BDSM time, only we know that. Emma is in your head!"

Alex: "You two had some weird sex things."

Dr. Yau: "How did this happen? Why would you do that?"

(Y/N): "I didn't do it on purpose, I don't even know how I did it."

Emma: *in your head*" I don't even know how I did it, and don't say my sex things are weird."

(Y/N): "Sorry, Alex said that." *To Alex* "She said not to call her sex things weird."

Alex: "Sorry."

Emma: *as a voice in your head* "It's fine, although to be fair, you three wear latex suits with nothing under them and go on missions practically buck naked."

(Y/N): "I am not telling them that."

Sam: "What did she say?"

(Y/N): "Nothing."

Emma: *as a voice in your head* "It was something, tell them."

(Y/N): "No!"

Clover: "Was it about our uniforms?"

(Y/N): "Yes you 3 look like traffic lights with legs."

Sam: "Really? Huh I never noticed that."

Emma: *as a voice in your head*"How do I drive this thing?"

(Y/N): "You're not gonna drive anything."

Emma: *as a voice in your head*"What if I?"

You then change into Emma and then she turns to the girls.

Emma: "Yes! Finally, you three wear latex suits with nothing under them and go on missions practically buck naked."

Clover: "Yeah, we know now can you bring (Y/N) back?"

We then see Emma change into you and you check yourself.

(Y/N): "What just happened?"

Dr. Yau: "You turned into Emma and you changed back."

(Y/N): "Oh boy, I need to see Rick."

Later, at the Smith residence, we see Rick taking a look at your brain.

(Y/N): "Soo, what's the verdict?"

Rick: "Looks like you got a roommate in your head."

(Y/N): "I get that, how did she get inside me." *Realizes what he said* "I mean in my head, not... you know..."

Rick: "Well your body is developing anomalous properties as you work hard at pretty much anything. You gained the ability to have your brain be a storage space for anyone you care about."

(Y/N): "Why people I care about?"

Rick: "Let me put it this way, do you love your mom?"

(Y/N): "Yeah."

Rick: "Would life sucked ass if she dies?"

(Y/N): "Yeah it would be horrible."

Rick: "Bingo, that's why Emma is in your head. You care about SCPs like Emma, or Able, or hell even that giant rampaging lizard. Your brain is like Dr. Bright's necklace except you're in control most of the time and when the others want to take the wheel you change into them which would be a bitch and a half if you want to call the shots."*puts a hat on your head*"Here's a hat, it looks like a normal hat except it's a device that keeps you from changing into other people. If you want to change into other people, that's your decision, not the voices in your head."

Emma: *as a voice in your head*"Asshole."

Rick: "Hey be lucky your alive you suicidal bitch whore."

(Y/N): "I didn't say anything."

Rick: "No but she did, I put a computer chip in my brain that helps me talk to people telepathically like the nano communications in Metal Gear minus that screen every time you want to talk to someone."

(Y/N): "Gotcha."

Emma: *as a voice in your head*"So what I can't take control anymore?"

Rick: "Yep and how about this? Ground rules, (Y/N) is in charge. Not you."

We then see Summer come into the room and she sees you and Rick as she is eating a popsicle.

Summer: "Are you gonna do that SCP adventure with Morty or what? Because he has been watching Interdimensional cable for 4 hours now." *sees you* "Who's the X-Files wannabe?"

Rick: "That's (Y/N) Cranston, he's pretty much Captain America if he works for a shadow organization that captures anything that is not normal, like me or Morty after he drank a beaker of blue stuff that turned him into a 5000 limb demigod for 12 days."

(Y/N): "Hi there."

Summer: "Hey."*eats her popsicle*"By the way, mom said she doesn't like guests from the SCP Foundation after one of them turned Morty into a caveman so..."

Rick: "Summer they want me to kill a giant lizard that is unkillable to them."

Summer: "Then why didn't you kill it, can't you kill it?"

Rick: "There is a difference between can do it and want to do it and I don't want to do shit involving those assholes." *to you* "No offense."

(Y/N): "None taken, we just want to give you a job opportunity."

Rick: "Well tell your O5 Council to take that job opportunity and shove it up their asses and seriously why do they call themselves the O5 Council if there's 13 of them?"

(Y/N): "Because they're 13 people with Level 5 clearance."

Rick: "Alright make sense, but screw them though."

Summer: "Hey (Y/N), I have a friend from school that only wants to date college kids and or guys who work for shady people and is in town for an undercover mission and she wants you to go to prom with her."

(Y/N): "Sorry ma'am, I can't because I have a job to do."

We then see Beth come into the room and she sees you and turns to Rick.

Beth: "Why is he here dad? You know what they did to Morty."

Rick: "Hey not all of them are jerks or assholes who are in the job just to feel superior to monsters, demigods, or a chocolate foundation that is basically a venus fly trap."

(Y/N): "It's true Mrs. Smith."

Beth: "I don't care, just get him out of the house before he turns Summer into a D-Class."

(Y/N): "But we only use death row inmates, employees who were demoted to D-Class, or clones of one specific person."

Beth: "I don't care, just get the hell out of my house."

Summer: "Mom, you should read more SCP stuff, they have a whole website about this stuff."

Rick: *to you*"For the record, your world is just a bunch of fictional stories to us that are completely alive."

(Y/N): "I kinda figured that when I was shipwrecked onto a death planet, we call it the database or SCP-001."

Emma: *in your head*"We're a fictional story?"

We then see Jerry come into the room and he sees you.

Jerry: "Is he the guy who turned Morty into a caveman?"

Rick: "Is he wearing a necklace?'

Jerry: "No."

Rick: "Then no."

(Y/N): "Mr. Smith, I was told by your father in law that you're unemployed, would you want to work at the Foundation?"

Jerry: "Well the last time I got a job, my wife divorced me."

(Y/N): "Well you don't have to do anything at this job."

Jerry: "I'll take it."

Sometime later, we see Jerry in a D-Class uniform in D-Class containment and we see the Smith family outside of his cell.

Morty: "YOU AGREED TO BE A D-CLASS?!"

Jerry: "Is that a problem?"

Rick: "Let say this in a way that people with incredibly low intelligence like yourself would understand. Wanna know what D-Class do?"

Jerry: "Yeah?"

Rick: "All they do is just stay in one spot and get ready for the sweet release of death or if they survive, get traumatized for life."

Jerry: "W-what?! Get me out of here!"

(Y/N): "Sorry sir, but we need some D-Class. Besides, you signed the contract and you're lucky you will be promoted to security guard or researcher."

Beth: "So what experiments is he gonna endure?"

(Y/N): *checks his schedule*"He's feeding an invisible shark this afternoon."

Beth: "Welp, better set up my tinder profile."

Jerry: "Beth!"

(Y/N): "To be fair, you brought this on yourself."

Rick: "He's right, I have zero confidence in you surviving a day here let alone 30."

Jerry: "30?"

(Y/N): "Yeah we either let D-Class back into society, give them amnestics, give them a promotion, or let SCP-173 execute D-Class."

Rick: "Maybe he won't get killed by an SCP, he might slip and drown in a toilet before he becomes someone's guinea pig."

(Y/N): "Could be possible."

We then see Jerry crawl into a corner and cry like a baby.

(Y/N): *to Beth* "And you married him?"

Beth: "He impregnated me when we were in highschool."

(Y/N): "Oh teen mom and had no choice to marry him?"

Beth: "Yep, pretty much."

Summer: "I hope my stepdad is better than dad."

Morty: "But dad is not dead yet."

Summer: "He's a dead man being here."

Beth: "True."*to you*"Hey do you guys do time travel stuff?"

(Y/N): "Oh we handle temporal anomalies, like a time traveling train."

Summer: "Oh cool, hey mom can I have a job here?"

Morty: "Don't you need a degree to be employed here?"

Rick: "Summer, you can have a job here."

Beth: "Dad!"

Rick: "What? We do crazy stuff on a daily basis, the SCP Foundation is up her alley."

Morty: "Can I get a job here too?"

Rick: "No Morty."

Morty: "What? Why?"

Rick: "Because you will cause a site wide containment breach on your first day."

Morty: "No I won't."

Rick: "(Y/N)?"

(Y/N): "Well with the proper training I think we can prevent a site wide containment breach, we would put him to work with low risk anomalies. Summer will work with me."

Morty: "What? Why her?"

(Y/N): "You're more likely to break anomalies out of containment because you have a boner for a female humanoid anomaly like Iris or Eden."

Summer: "That and can't handle the things we do."

Morty: "God damn it."

Next: Chapter 69: SCP-052 "Time-Travelling Train"