Here we see you and Clover dressed up for the auction at Marshal, Carter, and Dark and both of you are under the identity of a rich couple.

Clover: "You look nice in a tux."

(Y/N): "Thanks."

Clover: "So what's the plan?"

(Y/N): "We retrieve the anomaly by purchasing it, which is plan A. Plan B will be going in guns blazing and grabbing the anomaly."

Clover: "Sounds like a plan."

(Y/N): "Just act like you're a million dollar supermodel, actually a billion dollar supermodel just to be sure."

Clover: "Pfft, act like a billion dollars, I am a billion dollars."

(Y/N): "Okay then."

We then see you and Clover arrive at a dinner table and you look around.

(Y/N): "Jeff Bezos? Prime ministers? Church of the Broken God? Sarkicism?"

Clover: "I understand Bezo, but who's the Church of broken god? And Sarkicism?"

(Y/N): "The church of the broken god is a cult that worships the god Mekhane, the God of Metal and intelligence and Sarkicsim is a cult that worships the god of flesh Yaldabaoth. Seems like representatives from multiple Groups of interest are here."

Clover: "But what could they possibly want from an auction?"

(Y/N): "Well these guys can give anything to anyone for a price, no matter what it is or what's the customer's motive for the anomaly, they will do anything for money. And I do mean anything."

Clover: "Like what?"

(Y/N): "I'll tell you later, there is a Little Mister on sale at this auction and we need to get it."

You and Clover then see the host of the auction along with the rest of the committee of the auction.

Host: "Okay everyone, let's start the bidding on our first item."

We then see some people bring in a mirror onto the stage.

Host: "We have a special mirror that can help you get the right look you wanted. Observe."

We then see a woman step in front of the mirror and she looks into it.

Woman: "I want to have a body that is ready for swimsuit season."

Then the reflection on the mirror then changes the woman to look like she's swimsuit ready as you and Clover see that she has gotten skinny, her butt and breasts have gotten slightly larger, and she now has a toned body with a real tan on her skin. The women, including Clover, were surprised to see that.

Clover: "Woah..." *to herself *"I want that mirror."

(Y/N): "We have a mission."

Host: "The starting bid is 500 dollars."

Clover: "900 dollars!"

(Y/N): "Don't-"

Random girl: *to Clover*"Back off, that mirror is mine!"*to the host*"1000 dollars!"

Clover: "Back off!"*to the host*"200,000 dollars!"

(Y/N): "Clover!"

Host: "Ooo 200,000 dollars from the lovely lady with the gorgeous red dress, going once, twice, and sold!"*slams the hammer on the stand*

All the girls in the room sighed in sadness.

Clover: "Yes!" *Sees the are you serious look on you* "What? I want to be ready for my dates."

(Y/N): "Ugh, remember Clover, eye on the prize."

Clover: "Right, what are we getting again?"

(Y/N): "The Little Mister."

Clover: "Oh gotcha."

Host: "Onto the next item, a shapeshifter that transforms into your dream lover."

We then saw a floating pink ball and it floated there and changed into a guy that a woman desired.

Clover: "Nope, I've been there and I am not going down that road again."*sees the entity transform into you*"No, no you are already taken."

(Y/N): "Well I don't-"*sees the entity turn into Amelia*"I think its power operates from sight."

Frenchie: 10 items later.

Host: "Our final item, straight from Dr. Wondertainment himself. It's Mr. Life and Mr. Death."

We then see the box come in and both you and Clover see the Dr. Wondertainment logo on it.

Clover: *to you* "Is that the item?"

(Y/N): "Yep."

Host: "Alright, let's start the bidding at-"

(Y/N): "Hey! I bid one Gemstone with a human soul inside of it!"

You then hold up a Pink Diamond that is glowing bright pink as the host and everyone in the party were shocked to see you holding a gem with a soul in it.

Woman: "Woah, those are like super rare."

Host: "Well does anyone have anything to top a Soul Gem? No? Well then sold!"*slams the hammer on the desk*"The Little Mister is yours sir."

(Y/N): "Thank you."

Host: "Would you be staying for the dating auction? Men of your status would like to have a concubine or a dozen women."

(Y/N): "Buddy, I'm not that kind of person."

Host: "I know you're loyal to your girlfriend but it wouldn't hurt to have some maids around your house."

(Y/N): "I said no."

Host: "Alrighty then, the offer still stands."

Clover: *Hugs your arm* "The man said no, isn't that enough?"

Host: "Well if someone has a Soul Gem that rare and valuable has to be able to buy China all to himself right?"

(Y/N): "Is that possible?"

Host: "Of course, I should Know cause Marshall, Carter, and Dark have enough money to buy China and the rest of the world 4000x over. Heck they can even buy the SCP Foundation if they wanted to."

(Y/N): "Right..."

An employee walked to the host and whispered into his ear.

Host: "THAT SOUL GEM HAS THE SOUL OF TONY STARK?!?!"

Everyone in the room gasped in shock and turned to you.

(Y/N): "What?"

Host: "Iron Man is only a fictional character inside of a comic book, unless......."*realizes*"You're a dimension hopper!"

(Y/N): "Uh....."

Host: "Marshall, Carter, and Dark will make a fortune with Soul Gems with the souls of Superheroes in them and with your help, they will be making more money than they already have!"

(Y/N): "Well it was a wonderful evening, we'll be taking our purchases and leave without much issue."

Clover: *to you* "Don't you have a mind eraser or something?"

(Y/N): "Mu-3 doesn't carry around amnestics."

Host: "Guards, take this gentleman to the higher ups, MC&D would like to meet this man."

We then see Guards surround you and Clover as we see MTF Mu-3 the Highest Bidders burst into the room and they open fire at the guards as we see you and Clover fight off some of the guards. You then grab a fencing sword and you use it to fight off the guards by blocking their nightsticks and when you hit one of the guards with the fencing sword they then turn into a woman.

Clover: "What the?"

(Y/N): "Uhh...."*hits another guard with the fencing sword and sees the guard blow up into confetti and see his clothes on the ground**spits out confetti*"What!?"

Clover: "How is this even happening?!"

MTF Mu-3 soldier: "(Y/N), Clover get out of here!"

You then grab a spear and you throw it at the host and upon impact he turns into a chicken and you and Clover then make a run for it.

Sometime later, we see Clover set up the mirror in the room and both Alex and Sam look at it.

Clover: "Now my dates will be amazed from the looks I get from this mirror."

Alex: "How?"

Clover: "Oh (Y/N) and I were on a mission and we purchased some things from an auction from MC&D."

Alex: "How does it work?"

Clover: "Watch."*to the mirror*"Blue eyeshadow, blue nail polish, red lipstick, and some blush on my cheeks."

The girls then see Clover's reflection change to match her description and they see Clover wearing the same makeup she said.

Sam and Alex: "Woah!"

Clover: "Jealous?"

Alex: "Can I try?"

Sam: "Alex I-"

Alex: *to the mirror* "Mirror, mirror on the wall, make me into a clown!"*sees her reflection has clown make up on her face*"Ooooh."

(Y/N): "Too bad I have to confiscate it."

Clover: "Oh come on! Can we keep it please? After all, I bought it fair and square."

(Y/N): "Fine, but make sure to keep it out of sight and do not tell anyone about this."

Alex: "But there is one thing that is bugging me."

Sam: "What?"

Alex: "I wanted to go out with (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "It wouldn't be possible for you to be on the mission Alex cause you're more or less a tomboy, and it's nothing personal, but you're not very classy yourself."

Alex: "But I can be classy."

Sam: "Alex, you're good at sports but when it comes to table manners... not so much."

Alex: "Hey now what's wrong with my manners?"

Clover: "Remember when we all had soup for dinner?"

Flashback.

Here we see Sam and Clover eating their soup civilized while Alex was eating like a slob.

End of flashback

Alex: "I was hungry."

Sam: "And the time we ate cake, and the mission on Wera vann where you ate half of that wedding cake."

Alex: "It was a small bite."

Clover: "Small bite? Alex you ate half that cake, that's a small bit for a T-Rex."

(Y/N): "If there was another MTF mission for me that doesn't require table manners, I promise I will bring you along Alex."

Alex: "Aw thanks (Y/N)."

Sam: "Speaking of Mobile Task Forces, the Highest Bidders often do missions involving MC&D right?"

(Y/N): "Yeah."

Sam: "Are there other teams?"

(Y/N): "Well there's MTF Tau-5 aka Samsara which are a group of immortal cyborg clones made form the flesh of a dead god that are equipped with experimental and esoteric weapons for any situation, MTF Eta-11 aka Savage Beasts are for auditory cognitohazardous anomalies, MTF Eta-5 aka the Jaeger Bombers are a response team that specialize the containment of Large Scale Aggressors which are creatures that are over 30 meters in height, MTF Beta-7 aka the Maz-hatters specialize in containing biohazardous anomalies, and then there's MTF Pi-1 aka City Slickers for anomalies that thrive in densely urban environments like New York or Beijing. There's a lot of MTF teams for any situation."

Sam: "Woah."

(Y/N): "Yep we always find ways to make MTF teams that are effective for certain anomalies."

Clover: "Wow."

(Y/N): "Now if there's another MTF team that needs my assistance, I promise to bring you along. A ride along with the Foundation's finest MTF team."

Alex: "Oh nice, which team would one of us go with?"

(Y/N): *Pulls out a long list of MTF teams*"Hmm how do you feel about assassinating an O5 with Alpha 1 the Red Right Hand?"

Sam: "Um, yeah none of us has actually ever killed anyone before."

(Y/N): "Okay how about going for a deep sea mission with Gamma 6 the Deep Feeders?"

Alex: "Hm alright that sounds good."

(Y/N): "You sure? Because most of the missions involving Gamma 6 are for investigating anomalies deep underwater like sea monsters, sunken ships, a lovecraftian nightmare underneath the water."

Alex: "Umm...yeah good call, any other groups?"

(Y/N): "How about Eta 10 aka See No Evil, a team that specialize in anomalies that are visual cognito hazards and memetic agents?"

Alex: "Do I have to wear a blindfold?"

(Y/N): "We have Scramble devices that protect you from visual anomalies."

Alex: "Hm, alright sounds good to me."

(Y/N): "That's a keeper, how about Lambda 12 aka Pest Control, that team handles anomalous vermin and they have no casualties on their missions."

Clover: " Taking care of rats? Well okay as gross as that sounds, sounds pretty good."

(Y/N): "Well anyways, I am assigned to check out the new SCP we recovered from the mission. Hope you all enjoy being on the MTF teams."

Sam: "What about me?"

(Y/N): "Oh you should be with Lambda 14 aka One Star Reviewers, a MTF team made for retail-orientated locations and restaurants, which means you have to go to stores and malls to find anomalies or combat the Ambrose Restaurant chain."

Sam: "So like a secret health inspector?"

(Y/N): "Something like that."

Clover: "Wait, I am gonna be on a team that deals with disgusting rats, cockroaches, and other nasty things and Sam gets to go to a shopping mall!?!"

(Y/N): "Uh well..."

Clover: "I might get bugs in my hair and Sam is gonna be shopping and eating a froyo with her team!"

Sam: *Sees you doing a is she joking look* "When it comes to bugs, Clover isn't what you call an expert exterminator."

(Y/N): "Well you might receive on the job training so the chance of dealing with bugs is very slim."

Clover: "Hm, what kind of pests are you thinking of?"

(Y/N): "Well there was this one time where Lambda-12 and Beta-7 discovered a pathogen in Siberia that turns the cells of any multicellular organism into single cell organisms like human shaped cells or cells of a sunflower that is shaped like a sunflower."

Clover: "Ew! No!"

(Y/N): "How about Mu-13 the Ghostbusters, a team that specializes in containing ghosts."

Clover: "Alright, that doesn't sound too gross."

(Y/N): "Well anyways, better check out the new anomaly we contained and see how he's doing."

Sam: "Okay."

Next; Chapter 45: SCP-1007 "Mr. Life and Mr. Death"