Here we see you and Dr. Buck are heading to a tomato garden in a soundproof room and you both are wearing masks with radios in them as you then look at the tomatoes in curiosity.

(Y/N): "Hey doc, what SCP are we dealing with if it's in a tomato garden?"

Dr. Buck: "A tomato, now pick out some and we'll use a batch of them for demonstrating their effects."

(Y/N): "Okay."*picks out some tomatoes*"You know between a recurring dream and a neck snapping sculpture this is a bit of a step down to be honest."

Dr. Buck: "For now you are doing low level SCPs to get you familiar with our line of work."

(Y/N): "Okay."

Dr. Buck: "And (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "Yes doc?"

Dr. Buck: "It is kind of you to comfort that woman when she was traumatized by SCP-2571."

(Y/N): "Just because I don't express my emotions, doesn't mean I have them. That's what my mom said to me."

Dr. Buck: "Such a wise woman, now let's get these tomatoes to a testing area. Dr. Clef will provide us with a D-Class for testing."

(Y/N): "Yes ma'am."

You and Dr. Buck then carried the tomatoes to the testing area where you see a D-Class holding a clipboard with a paper on it.

D-Class: "Are you gonna throw tomatoes at me?"

Dr. Buck: "Just read what's on the clipboard."

D-Class: "Have you heard about the man who got his left arm and left leg cut off?"

(Y/N): "No?"

D-Class: "It's okay he's all Right now!"

We then see the D-Class get hit in the nuts by a tomato as you turn to Dr. Buck.

(Y/N): "What was that for?"

Dr. Buck: "I didn't throw the tomato, the tomato threw itself. This is the primary function of SCP-504, any poor attempt of humor within hearing range will launch themselves at speeds of 100 mph. Its speed would increase based on how bad the joke is."

(Y/N): "Whoa that's cool! So anyone who makes bad jokes will be a target for SCP-504? Like birthday clowns, stand up comedians, instagram comedians-"

Dr. Buck: "Yes, the target doesn't have to be human, it can also be a recording."

(Y/N): "Gotcha."*to the D-Class*"Get up dude, get back to cracking jokes."

D-Class: *in pain*"Okay....."*reads another joke*"How do you track down Will Smith? You look for the Fresh Prince."*gets in the gut by a SCP-504 tomato*"Ow! Right in the stomach! I think I'm-"*throws up on the floor*

(Y/N): "There goes his lunch."*to Dr. Buck*"Hey doc, where did the foundation found these?"

Dr. Buck: "At a farm in Kentucky, a woman called the police about her husband's lunch killing him."

(Y/N): "That must be one dangerous sandwich."

D-Class: *in pain**reads the final joke*"2009 is going to be a complex year. We already know the real part; we still have to find the imaginary part."

We then see a tomato fly at supersonic speeds and then knock you and Dr. Buck down on your backs and vaporize the D-Class and all that is left of the D-Class was a shoe which you caught in your hands.

(Y/N): "Wooooooooow.......Let's do that again!"

Dr. Buck: "I don't think so. And I think I lost my appetite for salad."

(Y/N): "Yeah I prefer the non-anomalous tomatoes in ketchup form."

Sometime later, we see you and Dr. Buck at lunch at the mess hall along with your colleagues and you are eating hotdogs with ketchup on them and you eat them.

Krystal: "How can you eat ketchup knowing what you saw with SCP-504?"

(Y/N): *eats some hotdogs*"Eh, I don't let SCPs get in the way of enjoying good food."

Corey: "Yeah, not bad for your 3rd day."

(Y/N): "Thanks Corey. So far I've done 2 Euclids and a Safe SCP, when do I get to do a Keter?"

Dr. Bright: "Sounds like someone wants to try out a keter."

Dr. Collingwood: "But Keter Class SCPs are very dangerous and hard to maintain due to the danger they possess and the resources we have to use."

Dr. Bright: "I know a Keter that is harmless enough for (Y/N), he's gonna meet the Devil himself."

(Y/N): "Cool."

Later, after work, we see you heading home and you head back to your apartment and head to bed.

(Y/N): "Man, what a nice day at work, I can't wait to test my mettle with that keter."

You then hear a knock at the door and you head to the door and when you open it and you see a girl with red hair and you know her as Sam and she's your next door neighbor along with her friends Clover and Alex.

Sam: "Hey, how's your pizzeria job?"

(Y/N): "Pretty good, friendly people, challenging work, and it's easy to follow."

Sam: "Glad to hear you're settling in with your new job."

(Y/N): "Thanks, anyways I'm gonna head to bed."

Sam: "Alright goodnight."

You then head to bed and you get some rest for the night.

Next: Chapter 4: SCP-738 "The Devil's Deal"