Chapter 138: SCP-507 ''Reluctant Dimension Hopper''
Here we see you and Soldier Boy come into a room and they see only Erica who is peeved at SCP-507 for teleporting out of the room.
(Y/N): "Erica, are you feeling okay?"
Erica: "Just pissed off that 507 teleported out of the room, again."
(Y/N): "Didn't you read his file? He can't control his powers, he just calls them shifts."
Soldier Boy: "So what's the story about this guy?"
(Y/N): "Well he looks like a normal guy from an outside point of view, but he has the ability to hop through dimensions. I can control my dimension hopping, but he can't control it. He can end up in the zombie apocalypse, a presidential debate gone wrong or worse, the girls locker room."
Soldier Boy: "On the plus side, he can see what those girls were packing."
(Y/N): "Not the point."
Erica: "So how the hell do we find him?"
We then see SCP-507 teleport into the room and you all see him.
(Y/N): "Oh hey there Grabnok."
Soldier Boy: "Is that his real name?"
(Y/N): "Yeah, and he also calls himself Tommy, Steve, Bruto, Guy, Houdini, and Grabnok the Destroyer. I chose to call him Grabnok because it's not a common name."
Erica: "What happens if it's common?"
(Y/N): "I just call him Grabnok the Destroyer cause it's his name."
Soldier Boy: "Sounds like a good choice of a name."
(Y/N): "Well anyways."*to Grabnok*"How are things in the multiverse Grabnok?"
Grabnok: "I came from the worst one ever."
(Y/N): "What is it?"
Grabnok: "It's a universe dominated by very abusive women."
(Y/N): "How abusive?"
Grabnok: "They peer pressure and physical abuse."
(Y/N): "Oh boy, I've been there and I was forced into 400 toxic marriages."
Soldier Boy: "How toxic are we talking about?"
(Y/N): "More toxic than a box full of Homelanders."
Soldier Boy: "Goddamn..."
(Y/N): "It was really traumatic, I had to be tickled by 999 for weeks to recover after that."
Soldier Boy: "Shit, that's rough pal."
Erica: "Anyways, I would like to interview Grabnok now."
Grabnok: "Right."
Grabnok then trips on his feet and falls on you and Soldier Boy as he then teleports all 3 of you out of the room as Erica was peeved by this and sighed in annoyance.
Erica: "Of course."
Meanwhile with you, we see you, Grabnok, and Soldier Boy teleport into a grass clearing.
(Y/N): "Ugh where are we?"
Soldier Boy: "If it's a universe filled with nothing but gay people then get me the fuck out of here."
Grabnok: "It's not."
???: "Who are you dudes?"
You and the others get up and see a humanoid blue jay and a raccoon holding gardening tools like other humans would use.
Soldier Boy: "Okay who spiked my coffee this morning cause I'm seeing animals that are walking and talking like humans and holding gardening tools."
Grabnok: "It's definitely not the abusive woman universe."
Rigby: "The what?"
(Y/N): "Wait a minute, you're Rigby right?"
Rigby: "Who's asking?"
Mordecai: "Dude, that is a lame way to respond to a question."
Rigby: "At least I know how to respond to questions."
(Y/N): "Soldier Boy, this is Mordecai and Rigby, the Foundation in this reality has labeled them as probability and reality sinks, but there is one guy I know who knows about me." *To Rigby and Mordecai* "Where's Skips?"
Mordecai: "We know where he is, so who's asking?"
Rigby: "Dude I said that already."
Mordecai: "You're just mad that I said it better."
(Y/N): "He's right, it does sound better when he said it."
Rigby: "Oh come on!"
(Y/N): "I'm (Y/N) Cranston of the SCP Foundation and this is Soldier Boy he used to work for Vought International since his time in World War 2 as one of the earlier supes and former leader of the team Payback, and this is Grabnok the Destroyer, an anomaly classified as SCP-507."
Rigby and Mordecai: "Woahhh..."
(Y/N): "Yeah I know it's cool, now where's Skips?"
Rigby: "Follow us and we will take you to him."
Later on, we see you and the others at Skips' house and Skips told Mordecai and Rigby everything about the SCP Foundation.
Skips: "Yeah I know about the foundation, and (Y/N)."
(Y/N): "Nice to see you too Skips, how long has it been?"
Skips: "Too long, good to see you're in good health, can't say the same thing about your friends."
Soldier Boy: "We've been through worse."
Grabnok: "Yeah."
Rigby: "How did you know this guy?"
Skips: "Because I worked for the Foundation for a good chunk of my life. They used to call people like me SCP-1000."
(Y/N): "Or Bigfoot, Or Yeti, he used to be part of the earlier Foundation until he retired." *looks around the place* "Nice set up though, so what do you for a living these days?"
Skips: "I'm a Groundskeeper of this park."
Mordecai: "(Y/N) can you tell us where SCP-1000s came from?"
(Y/N): "Well Skips' people came from a civilization that predated human civilization. They used plants and organic materials for their technology and architecture. Humanity used to be dominated by Skips' species until humanity got hold of their tech and destroyed their civilization and reduced their intelligence to that of common apes. That was years ago."
Mordecai and Rigby: "Woah..."
Rigby: "Wait so Skips is a caveman?"
(Y/N): "No actually, SCP-1000 instances managed to regain their former intelligence in recent years."
Rigby: "Huh?"
Mordecai: "He means their brains are getting back to normal."
Rigby: "Ohhhhhh."
(Y/N): "Anyways we got here by accident because of Grabnok's dimension hopping."
Skips: "Figures cause unlike you he can't control his powers."
Rigby: "So how long will you guys be here?"
(Y/N): "Well he shifts dimensions every two weeks but we don't know what dimensions he ends up in."
Mordecai: "So he's like a walking shuffle button?"
(Y/N): "Pretty much."
Rigby: "So what are we gonna do?"
Soldier Boy: "Get jobs here?"
(Y/N): "Seems like the only option we have after two weeks."
We later see you and the others in the house and we see a humanoid gumball machine come into the room and sees you and the others watching TV.
Benson: *To Mordecai and Rigby* "What did you two do this time?"
Mordecai: "Nothing, they came to our neck of the multiverse by accident."
Benson: "Yeah right, it's gotta be a prank you're pulling on me, well it's not gonna work this time."
(Y/N): "Sir he's telling the truth we're from a different universe."
Benson: *turns red*"I DON'T CARE, GET THESE GUYS OUT OF HERE OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!"
(Y/N): *To Rigby* "This guy is your boss?"
Rigby: "Yep."
(Y/N): "I am so sorry you have to deal with him."
Rigby: "It's cool."
Soldier Boy: "Jeez and I thought my son was bad."*gets up and turns to Benson*"Your crew have told me about you, especially your issues."
Benson: *to Mordecai and Rigby*"What did you tell him?"
Rigby: "The bad stuff about you. Mostly the bad stuff about you."
(Y/N): "Like how you constantly threaten Mordecai and Rigby cause they're incompetent slackers." *to Mordecai and Rigby* "No offense."
Mordecai: "No you're right."
(Y/N): "But with proper motivation, they can be the most efficient workers in the park."*holds up a video game*"Mow the entire park in 10 minutes and this new game is yours."
Rigby: "Done."
We then see Benson look outside and he is shocked at how much effort Mordecai and Rigby put in the park.
Mordecai: "We heard you had a video game and we didn't listen to what job you want us to do so we just did everyone's jobs here just to be sure."
(Y/N): "Huh nice." *Gives Mordecai the video game*"It's all yours."
Rigby and Mordecai: "Awesome..."
Rigby: "Thanks (Y/N)."
Mordecai: "You're the best."
Benson: "...How did you do that...?"
Rigby: "Oh we saved some of those apple fritters incase of emergencies and we listened to some tunes while we worked."
(Y/N): "Double glazed?"
Mordecai: "Double glazed."
(Y/N): "Using a sugar rush to finish work faster, impressive idea you guys."
Mordecai: "And we have that Death Sandwich for our lunch time."
(Y/N): "Was it a meatball sub?"
Rigby: "Yeah?"
(Y/N): "I ate that whole thing."
Mordecai: *sees that you don't have a mullet or cut offs*"Dude how are you alive?"
(Y/N): "What?"
Rigby: "You ate the sandwich wrong! It could have killed you!"
Soldier Boy: "What are you talking about? It's just a meatball sub."
Mordecai: "Dudes take it from us, the death sandwich is no joke, you need a mullet and cut offs to eat it to live."
(Y/N): "And this happened before?"
Rigby: "Yeah when a certain someone ate it wrong and almost died." *Look at Benson*
(Y/N): "Oh gotcha, huh so a sandwich that actual kills people if you eat it the wrong way, interesting, we have a pizza box that makes infinite pizza of any kind."
Rigby: "Infinite pizza?! Oh tell us everything!"
(Y/N): "Sorry, that's classified information."
Rigby: "Aw man..."
Benson: "Whatever, now Mordecai and Rigby. Get these guys out of here."*pokes at Soldier Boy's chest*"Starting with this old washed out has-been!"
You and the others saw Benson put his finger on Soldier Boy's chest and Soldier Boy got angry and knocked Benson to the ground and beat him up senselessly with his bare hands.
(Y/N): "He shouldn't have done that."
Mordecai: "Dude get off of Benson!"
Soldier Boy: *stops beating up Benson*"Which one of you wants next?! Huh?! Thought so."*to Benson*"Before my son came around I was the top dog of Vought's line of superheroes. My name is Soldier Boy and if you decide to pull a stunt like this again, I will bury you in the fucking ground!"
Soldier Boy then grab Benson and then shake him around as fast as he can and then get him on his feet again as we see all the gumballs from Benson's head came out of him as we see Soldier Boy walks off as you then use telekinesis to pick them up and you put them all in a large jar as Benson tried to reach for the jar but you don't let him.
(Y/N): "I bet these would be great to share at work when we get back."
Benson: "P...please..."
(Y/N): "Just buy a new batch from the store, I'm sure it's in your budget."
Benson: "Don't you... know expensive gumballs are, I have to work 3 months to afford 1 box."
(Y/N): "Then start filling up that piggy bank."
Benson: "Oh no..."
(Y/N): "Welp I'm gonna have one."
You then eat a gumball and we see Benson looking at you in horror eating one of his gumballs. Later on, we see Benson working double overtime to get enough money to refill his head as he sees a lot of kids eating gumballs which is triggering his PTSD.
Benson: "What have I done...?"
After some time, we see Benson's head is now refilled and we see him talking to the Park staff.
Benson: "These past 3 months have taught me a lesson, to everyone I have ever yelled at or threatened you to be fired or treated you all like dirt by giving you tasks that expect you fail because I want an excuse to fire you. I'm sorry, for everything."
HFG: "And...?"
Benson: "I will stop threatening you all to be fired and instead give you a better reason to work."
Muscle Man: "Like what?"
Benson: "I have coupons for an all you can eat buffet for everyone if all the jobs are done."
Skips: "I think coupons and some buffet is all that everyone heard."
Benson: "Why?"
Skips: "Cause everyone finished all the jobs before you finished your sentence."
Benson sees the whole park neat and organized.
Benson: "Wow..."
Mordecai: "Apple fritter power for life yo."
Later, at the coffee shop, you and Soldier Boy are around since you two decided to stick around and Grabnok teleported off to who knows where in the multiverse.
(Y/N): "Out of all the coffee shops in the multiverse this is one of the good ones."
Soldier Boy: "Yep."
(Y/N): "You think Benson learned his lesson?"
Soldier Boy: "After what we did to him, it'll stick to him."
(Y/N): "Cool."
???(Margaret): "Hello gentlemen, here's your coffee."
We see a female humanoid robin give you and SOldier Boy your coffees and Soldier Boy checks his coffee.
Soldier Boy: "Is this hot?"*toss his coffee to the ground*"I said Iced!"
Margaret: "Sorry sir, I must've gotten your order mixed up with someone else's."
(Y/N): *To Soldier Boy* "Calm down will ya?" *To Margaret* "Sorry about him, he gets antsy when he doesn't have his iced coffee."
Margaret: "It's fine."*to Soldier Boy*"You're a veteran right?"
Soldier Boy: "Yeah why?"
Margaret: "Thank you for your service to your country."
Soldier Boy: "No problem, except for the fact that a shady corporation used me as a poster child for propaganda and movie deals."
Margaret: "But you inspired people to be great soldiers, even though you never actually fought a war, you still did your part for your country."
Soldier Boy: "Thanks, life was great for me until I was replaced by my own son and America sold me off to the Russains."
Margaret: "Yikes, that's awful."
Soldier Boy: "Yeah I fought for this country and it just fucked me in the ass like that."
Margaret: "Dang, I'm sorry that happened to you."
Soldier Boy: "Yeah well get your feathered ass out of here before I pluck all of your feathers."
(Y/N): "Ben calm down."
Soldier Boy: "Sorry, I've been through hell and my life sucked ass."
Margaret: "I'm sorry to hear that. I'll get you the iced coffee."
We see Margaret leave the area as you turn to Soldier Boy.
(Y/N): "You okay buddy?"
Soldier Boy: "Yeah, it's just Vought sent everyone's lives down the shitter, even Stormfront and she's the first one off the assembly line."
(Y/N): "Would talking about Grabnok make you feel better?"
Soldier Boy: "At this point anything would make me happy."
(Y/N): "Alright, you know who else who sent everyone's lives down the shitter?"
Soldier Boy: "Who?"
???(Muscle Man): "I'll tell you who."
Everyone sees Muscle Man and HFG.
Muscle Man: "My mom!"
Soldier Boy: *Laughs* "That's a good one."
Muscle Man: "Thanks, name's Muscle Man."
Soldier Boy: "Soldier Boy, and I was Vought's biggest brand until they replaced me."
Muscle Man: "That I will not stand."
(Y/N): "Yeah they replaced him with his illegitimate son named Homelander and they turned his son into their lap dog that is psychologically groomed and molded to be their perfect face to sell their everything."
Muscle Man: "That is so wrong I can't do any of my mom jokes, but real talk I know someone who always sends people's lives down the toilet."
Soldier Boy: "Who?"
Muscle Man: "My mom!"
(Y/N): "Be serious dude, when you said real talk it means you're serious about what you're about to say. You know what, I'll just do this."
You then fire a dart at Muscle Man's neck which is loaded with truth serum.
Muscle Man: *under the effects of the truth serum* "I mean when you said people who sent everyone's lives down the toilet. I'm talking about everyone's lives, it's called Playco."
(Y/N): "That will be all for now."*to Soldier Boy*"Now about Grabnok, he has been through enough dimensions that are crazy. Like a dimension shrouded in darkness, people who have their genders flipped around, and even the world ending by a song. And he met a man with a smile that goes on for miles."
Soldier Boy: "That's freaky."
(Y/N): "And what's crazier, he met another version of himself and we have the footage to prove it."
Soldier Boy: "What about kicking Playco's ass?"
(Y/N): "Not until we have all the information about it."
Soldier Boy: "Alright."
Then you hear a big explosion from outside and you see a zombie horde in the streets and you and Soldier Boy go outside and see what's going on.
Soldier Boy: "What the fuck is this?"
(Y/N): "Zombies, lots of them. And if their appearances have any reason to be, they came from a doomed world that went down with a zombie virus and they're not of this world."
Rigby: *Running* "Zombies!"
Soldier Boy felt something coming to him and he knocked it down with a back hand and it was a zombified A-Train. Soldier Boy then uses his shield to chop off the zombie's legs off and then beat it's head with his shield.
Soldier Boy: "A-Train?"
Rigby: "You know this guy? Err knew him?"
Soldier Boy: "This guy is from my son's weak ass team."
(Y/N): "And he brought friends."
You and the others see zombified supes and you recognize them as dead supes.
Soldier Boy: "The hell is happening?!"
Mordecai: "Yeah, it's kind of a long story."
(Y/N): "A portal came out of nowhere and the zombies are led by a witch in red and a beefcake with a golden gauntlet?"
Mordecai: "How did you know that?"
We then see entire structures get destroyed and we see a zombie Thanos and a zombie Scarlet Witch.
(Y/N): "Just a hunch."*to Mordecai and Rigby*"You two maybe sinks for reality and probability but you don't seek chaos, chaos seeks you."
You then pull out a firearm and fired at the zombies as we see Soldier Boy bash several zombies with his shield and Soldier Boy then sees numerous knives being thrown at the zombies' heads and when Soldier Boy pulls the knives out of the heads he recognizes the craftsmanship of the knives.
Soldier Boy: "Noir?"
We then see Black Noir jump down from a building and he pulls out his sword and slashes numerous zombies like they're nothing. Noir then slashed the zombified members of the Seven and Payback. Black Noir then stopped and saw Soldier Boy.
Soldier Boy: "Black Noir..."
Black Noir then holds up his hands and then pulls out a sketch pad and then writes down his response to Soldier Boy.
Soldier Boy: *reads the paper*"I never thought I would see you again."*stops reading*"Neither did I, so zombies are invading worlds?"*sees Black Noir's written response*"Yes and I'm not alone."
We then see Omni-man and Invincible fighting off the zombies and a zombie translucent was about to attack you until we see a shotgun blast destroy his head and you see it's Skips and Butcher.
(Y/N): "Hey Skips."
Skips: "(Y/N), this is not SCP-008 at all."
Butcher: "It's something even worse."
(Y/N): "Glad to have you here Butcher, how's Vought?"
Butcher: "Down in flames."
(Y/N): "Got to take down the leaders first and the rest will follow."
We then see a zombified Homelander land on the ground and turns his attention to Soldier Boy and Butcher and roars at them.
Butcher: "Well then, time to do the one thing we enjoy the most."
Soldier Boy: "Kicking Homelander's ass."
Butcher then injects himself with Temp V and his eyes glows orange and we see both of them fight off zombie Homelander. You then turn your attention to Zombie Scarlet Witch.
(Y/N): "Great, Zombie Witch. I don't want any trouble, let's just talk like reasonable people."
Z. Scarlet Witch: *roars at you*
(Y/N): "Or not."
You then try firing your gun at Zombie Scarlet Witch but she stops the bullets with her powers and she sends them back at you as you then block them with an energy construct of captain america's shield.
(Y/N): "Good thing I kept my powers. And why are you working with Thanos of all people, he was after the Mind Stone aka the thing that makes up Vision, your dead boyfriend."
Zombie Scarlet Witch then turns to Zombie Thanos and sees the Mind Stone in his gauntlet and she crushes Zombie Thanos' head like it was nothing and his body falls to the ground lifelessly and turns back to you.
(Y/N): "For the record, I don't do necrophilia."
Zombie Scarlet Witch then jumps at you as we see Soldier Boy grab her by the foot and toss her back into the portal as it then closes behind her.
(Y/N): "Thanks."
Soldier Boy: "No problem and for the record, you would have been the right guy for her."
(Y/N): "Necrophilia dude."
Soldier Boy: "Black Noir had dozens of kills and he gets boners from them."
(Y/N): "Dude, TMI."
Soldier Boy: "Right."
Sometime later, we later see you and the other back in your own universe and we see Black Noir and Butcher with you.
(Y/N): "So Noir, would you want to join us and have a career change?"
Black Noir: *Thinks for a moment and nods yes*
Soldier Boy: "Alright, if only we can get the team back together."
(Y/N): "Let's see what Erica is doing with Grabnok."
You and the others enter a room and you all see Erica with not just Grabnok but the rest of Payback.
Gunpowder: "Soldier Boy? Is that you?"
Soldier Boy: "Gunpowder?"
(Y/N): "You know him?"
Soldier Boy: "Of course he's my sidekick back in the day. I can't believe the rest of the team is here. Crimson Countess, the Twins, Mindstorm, Swatto, and now Black Noir. The whole gang's back together again."
(Y/N): "I thought these guys died ages ago, how are they alive?*
Grabnok: "I was jaywalking by accident and they tackled me and I shifted back here."
Soldier Boy: "Yeah that tracks."*to Crimson Countess*"Countess, I know you hate my guts so I'm breaking up with you."
C. Countess: "Oh thank god."
(Y/N): "That bad huh?"
C. Countess: "Yeah pretty much."
(Y/N): "Alright, anything else you got to help us out?"
We then see Black Noir place 40 vials of Compound V and 40 vials of Temp V and Black Noir write another note.
(Y/N): *reads the note*"You can do better than Vought with these." *to B Noir* "Are you sure? Cause anyone with this stuff in their veins will have a power trip."*sees another note Black Noir wrote*"You can make these usable for MTF soldiers." *thinks* "Hm, well you have a good point. We may need to run some tests on this stuff before we actually use it."
Soldier Boy: "Yeah you might need to try this out."
(Y/N): "And if this goes wrong?"*sees Black Noir put 40 red vials on the table*"What are these?"*sees Black Noir's note*"Virus that kills supes."*stops reading*"Okay then, you're in."
Soldier Boy: "Since when did Vought made these?"*sees Black Noir making another note*"The virus was made by a woman who was the dean of Godokin University and her family was killed in Flight 37."*stops reading*"Oh..."
(Y/N): "What is it?"
Soldier Boy: "This stuff was made by a woman who wanted revenge for the murder of her family."
(Y/N): "Man that sucks, but it's a good thing we can use this stuff for the Foundation. Thanks Noir."*sees Noir doing a thumbs up* "You're welcome."
Later on, we see you arrive home and you see Mona's butt stuck in the doorway.
Mona: "A little help."
(Y/N): "I should really make a wider doorway."
Mona: "Ya think?"
You then pull out a small roach and you put it in her dress as she felt it crawling around and it scared her enough to pull herself out of the doorway.
(Y/N): "Done."
Later on, we see Mona really shaken up from the roach in her dress as she was comforted by Veronica.
Mona: "Why did it have to be a roach..."
Veronica: "Why did you use a roach to scare her out of the doorway instead of pushing her?"
(Y/N): "Everytime she sits down, she hits a 5.9 on the Richter scale. What if she sits on me by accident."
Veronica: "Touche."
(Y/N): "Well I better remodel the doorways to accommodate people who have Mona's proportions." *to Mona* "No offense."
Mona: "None taken."
(Y/N): "As well as your proportions Veronica, since you have to walk sideways into the doorway."
Veronica: "Make sense."
(Y/N): "And no, we're not gonna make glory holes for futas on the doors."
Layla: "Oh come on."
(Y/N): "You're gonna freak out the mailman if you do that."
Layla: "It wasn't gonna be all the doors, just mine."
(Y/N): "Still a no."
Layla: "Aw man."
(Y/N): "Am I the only person in the whole apartment complex that has a sense of decency?"
Mona: "I'm sure everyone has decency."
We then see you place a giant file on the table and Veronica reads the title.
Veronica: "Indecency complaint file?"
(Y/N): "Other people who walk by and or live next door to this apartment complex send dozens upon dozens of complaints to me everyday."
Veronica: "Who are they?"
(Y/N): "Read the file and find out, in fact everyone should read it."
Some time has passed, and we see the girls shocked by what people said about the apartment complex.
Veronica: *reads the complaints* "The place has more girls than boys and it's very sexist, it's more like a brothel than an apartment complex, the most disgusting place on the planet?!"
Courtney: "Oh my gosh, I had no idea these people felt this way about us."
Heather: "Oh come on, we're not that bad."
Lindsay: "Oh man...we need to clean up our act."*reads another complaint*"All the girls at the complex are sexually confused."
Leshawna: "What? What made them think that we're confused about our sexuality?"
Lindsay then puts on a deadpan expression and points in a direction as the girls see Anne Maria making out with Heather.
Leshawna: "Oh yeah."
Kitty: *Looks through the complaints* "Huh, that's weird, all these complaints are all from the same person."
Mona: "But (Y/N) said the complaints are from people who live next door to the complex or are just random passersbys."
Kitty: "Yeah but these complaints came from only one person though."
Emma: "Wait only one person?" *looks through the complaints* "Hm, I think there's a pattern here on who made these complaints."
Lindsay: "What do you mean?"
Emma: "This person is really picky with women."
Kitty: "Like really picky."
Heather: "Do we know anyone who's picky with women?"
Leshawna: "Not that I know of."
Lindsay: "What about (Y/N)?"
Heather: "He collects the complaints, he doesn't make the complaints."
Kitty: "Well how about we ask the other people about the complaints, then we can find who's the picky person."
Later on, we see the girls talking to the people about the complaints.
Leshawna: "Hey have you people made these complaints?"
Person 1: "No, we haven't made any complaints."
Person 2: "Other than the door frames being blocked by that big butted girl."
Kitty: "So no complaints about being picky with women?"
Person 3: "Yeah stop doing weird sex stuff in the park and do it at home."
Leshawna: "That's it?"
Person 3: "Yeah it's fine when you do it here but don't do it in the park, it's indecent."
Leshawna: "Uh okay then."
Later on we see the girls figuring out who is making all the complaints and so far no one has made complaints about being picky with women. We then see you come into the room with new complaints and you put them into the file.
(Y/N): "More complaints on the record now."
After that, we see the girls just sitting on the couch figuring out who made the complaints about the picking women.
Courtney: "Who is making these complaints?"
(Y/N): "What complaints?"
Heather: "Someone keeps making picky women complaints, (Y/N) you didn't..."
(Y/N): "Woah hang on, I collect the complaints not make them."
Kitty: "Well you complain a lot about what we do, I mean with the foundation and everything we get lonely."
(Y/N): "If you're naked around just me it's fine, but I'm always thinking about the people. A lot of anomalies require high levels of maintenance."
Leshawna: "Well who's making the complaints?"
(Y/N): "Well most of the complaints came from next door."
Heather: "What? Show us."
We then see the girls go next door and sees it's a nun.
Girls: "Ohhhhhh..."
Emma: "Well that explains so much."
(Y/N): "We're sorry ma'am, I've been trying to get them to stop."
Verosika: "We're just unwinding, and besides, it's not our fault the walls aren't soundproof."
(Y/N): "That's because you tore the sound proof materials down because you said you want everyone to hear you having sex with me. And I told you thousands of times that it was a bad idea but you went with it anyway."
Verosika: "It's not my fault that I want the whole world to know I'm getting laid."
Nun: *sees Verosika* "You should have more decency, demon!"
(Y/N): "And as punishment you will have to follow her rules Verosika."
Verosika: "What?!"
Sometime later, we see Verosika dressed as a nun and she is serving a church as a nun and she is following the church as punishment as we see you watching Verosika work.
(Y/N): "How's the nun life?"
Verosika: "It sucks." *Coughs* "Ughh..."
(Y/N): "You okay?"
Verosika: *pants* "No I'm not." *Coughs*
You feel Verosika's temperature and she's burning up.
(Y/N): "Woah... what happened?"
Verosika: "They've been feeding holy water, and that's poison to me."
(Y/N): "Have you tried mixing demon blood with the holy water to act as a neutralizer?"
Verosika: "Yes but being in a church makes it worse..." *coughs and wheezes* "Ughhh..."
(Y/N): "Well this is what happens when you don't follow the rules"
Verosika: "You are literally killing me and you're worried about the rules?"
(Y/N): "Alright let's get home. I wasn't trying to kill you, I was just teaching you a lesson about respecting the people around the apartment complex."
Verosika: "Yeah and look what happened." *Coughs more and wheezes*
(Y/N): "Okay my bad."
Later back home, we see Verosika is in her room and she's covered in a blanket with the pentagram symbol on it, and she's a little mad at you for what you did to her.
(Y/N): "Look, I tried to tell you not to tear down the soundproof materials and you didn't listen." *Verosika didn't respond*"Okay I'm sorry, what do you want me to do? Get the other girls to work as nuns at the church."
Verosika: "Of course not, you're gonna work there part time as a priest."
(Y/N): "Alright done, I worked undercover as a priest at the Church of the Broken God."
Verosika: "Okay, good to know."
Later on, we see you come back from the church as the girls see you wearing a priest collar and robes.
Courtney: "Uh, (Y/N) what are you wearing?"
(Y/N): "I'm working undercover as a priest at a nearby church. There are some SCPs that relate to Jesus Christ, among other religions."
Gwen: "And because you accidentally poisoned Verosika when you sent her to the church where they made her drink holy water and you feel about it and she's mad at you."
(Y/N): *Slightly ashamed* "...Yeah that too... how's she doing by the way?"
Lindsay: "She's feeling alright."
Leshawna: "Yeah, a few more days of sex and she'll be fine. But seriously, you didn't know holy water is poison to demons?"
(Y/N): "The complaints were piling up, I had to do something about it."
Courtney: "And that something was poisoning her?"
(Y/N): "I told her to put on a human disguise on, holy water isn't easy to make on a daily basis. Trust me I know from experience."
Verosika: *Comes in* "For the record, I did have a disguise on, the holy water doused my powers and they kept making me drink that stuff, blech."
Leshawna: "Oof."
(Y/N): "Okay how about I just send Verosika somewhere where she can't drink holy water at all."
Courtney: "Or get hurt."
(Y/N): "Right."
Gwen: "And don't forget recognizable."
(Y/N): "Why?"
Courtney shows you the large billboard of Verosika in her human disguise and the many posters of her too, and her song "vacay to bonetown" playing everywhere.
(Y/N): "How about a disguise for the disguise?"
Verosika: "I'll wear glasses."
Later on, we see Verosika at a satanic cult in a disguise and she is doing satanic rituals.
Verosika: "Now this is my kind of place."
Back to you, we see you looking through the files of SCPs and you found one and you put on a santa hat.
(Y/N): "Time to spread some Christmas Cheer."
Next: Chapter 139: SCP-784 "Christmas Cheer"
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