Chapter 120: SCP-953 ''Polymorphic Humanoid''

Here we see SCP-953 eating some liver in her containment cell and she is hearing all sorts of noise from her cell and she gets up and tries to see what's going on outside but can't due to the dogs because she has a fear of them.

(Y/N): *Offscreen* "Ji-Hu Choe."

We see you and the others get past the dogs and you see her sitting on her futon eating liver like a sophisticated woman.

(Y/N): "You heard of what happened to the Foundation?"

SCP-953: "Yeah, your new boss pretty much locked you up in a cage and you sided with other groups of interest to get this place out of corrupted hands."

Charlie: "Hi I'm Charlie Morningstar, the princess of Hell."

Vaggie: "And I'm her girlfriend Vaggie."

Emily: "And I'm Emily of the Seraphims and Charlie's sister."

SCP-953: "Charmed."

(Y/N): "Anyways, Ji-Hu we need your help."

SCP-953: "With what exactly?"

(Y/N): "With your shape shifting and mind altering powers, you can help us get instances of 939 and get samples of 610."

SCP-953: "And what do I get out of it?"

Charlie: "Freedom? From your-"*looks at her cell*"-very posh and comfy prison." *to you* "(Y/N)?"

(Y/N): "Oh yeah, SCP-953 or Ji-Hu Choe needs to be contained with a more luxurious place and we use psychological warfare to keep her contained by using dogs specifically because she's afraid of dogs. Specifically Korean Jindo or American Foxhound breeds of dogs."

Vaggie: "Oh she's afraid of dogs."

(Y/N): "She can alter the minds of others and change her appearance in many different ways."

Charlie: "So mind control and shapeshifting."

(Y/N): "She does keep some vulpine attributes."

Ji-Hu: "Ears, tail, paws, eyes, fur, voice, and mannerisms. Like these."

Ji-Hu then shows her 9 tails as Charlie and Emily were amazed to see them and they feel the soft fur on Ji-Hu's tails.

Charlie and Emily: "So soft..."

Ji-Hu: "Hey easy on the tails, I just washed them with shampoo."

(Y/N): "I'll get the dogs out of the way for you Ji-Hu. I'll put them in the kennels."

Emily: "But putting puppies in cages is so mean."

(Y/N): "Well we have to get her out of here somehow."

Moments later, we see you carrying Ji-Hu in a bridal position as we see her holding on to dear life for you because there are dogs around you two and you feel her choking you.

(Y/N): *choking*"Hey, watch it!"

Ji-Hu: "It's not my fault I'm afraid of dogs!"

By the time you made it to the other side you passed out from air deprivation onto the floor and Ji-Hu was on top of you and you see she was on top of you as everyone saw this.

Vaggie: "This is no time for sex you two!"

Ji-Hu: "We didn't have sex! I fell on top of him!"

Vaggie: "And why are your hands where his abs are?"

Ji-Hu; *Gets up and brushes herself off*" And why would I find him attractive? If I wanted to, I would have killed him and eaten his liver."

(Y/N): *gets up*"Not to mention it would be hard for you to use your powers on me due to my immunity."

Ji-Hu: "True."

Vaggie: "Uh-huh."

Charlie: "I think you should get to know (Y/N) better, how did you two meet?"

(Y/N): "Well I made containment efforts when she was running loose in a Yiff convention back in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania."

Ji-Hu: "And I despise you humans for being furries."*hits you with her tails*"And that is for putting me in handcuffs and surrounding me with dogs."

(Y/N): "You killed 27 attendees and broke out of containment 6 times."

Ji-Hu: "And I was having fun and getting a snack cause a girls gotta eat."

(Y/N): "And by fun, You mean making a mother eat her own child?"

Ji-Hu: *laughing*"Oh that is a good one."

Vaggie: "Christ you're like the fox version of Alastor."

Ji-Hu: "Oh please, at least I have better taste in fashion than that tick ridden, mediocre broadcaster who has who knows how many parasites he has. He would look a lot better as a venison burger."*laughs like a rich woman*

Vaggie: "I don't know who's more annoying, you or Alastor."

(Y/N): "Enough! Let's get moving!"

You and the others then make a run for it out of Ji-Hu's cell and head somewhere in the facility. Meanwhile with the IMP crew, we see them fighting off the guards.

(Y/N): "Blitz come on! We got what we want from here, we need to regroup!"

Blitzo: "Hold on!"*gives you a backpack and pulls out a rocket launcher*"How about you try this on for size mother fucker!"

Blitzo then fires the rocket at the gate and destroys it as you all get in the car as we see Blitzo drive the car away from the Foundation. We see Ji-Hu sitting next to Loona and she is uncomfortable with her.

Ji-Hu: "Oh....you have one of those girls do you (Y/N)...."

Loona: "What's that supposed to mean bitch?!"

Ji-Hu: *Backs up* "Gah! Keep away from me you flea ridden beast!"

Loona: "Oh you take that back you pampered princess fox!"

Charlie: "It's not her fault, she's scared of dogs."

Loona: "Oh then she's a racist then."

Blitzo: "Everyone shut the fuck up back there or I'm turning this car around!"

Loona and Ji-Hu: "She started it!"

Blitzo: "I don't give a fuck who started it just get over it!"

Ji-Hu and Loona looked away from each other as Charlie and Emily saw this and they pulled out a giant shirt and they put both Ji-Hu and Loona in it and it was a sweater that had "Get along" on the front.

Loona: "What the fuck is this?"

Charlie: "It's a Get Along sweater."

Vaggie: "...Charlie had me put that on when me and Angel Dust were not getting along." *Whispers* "Don't try to fight it."

Ji-Hu: "And why is that?"

Loona tries to pull the sweater off but it got tighter.

Emily: "Did I forget to mention the sweater is woven from angelic fabric?"

Charlie: "It gets tighter every time two people don't get along."

Ji-Hu: "How can I use my powers like this?"

Lindsay: "Maybe if you and Loona can change into human disguises and make people think that you two are conjoined twins?"

Vaggie: "That is actually a good idea."

Leshawna: *gts hit in the face by Millie's tail*"Hey keep your tail off of my face."

Heather: *gets hit in the face by Emily's wings*"Do you have to keep your wings spread out?"

Emily: "Hey I can't help it, it's my wings."

Gwen: "Are we there yet?"

Blitzo: "Don't even start with that bitch!"

We see everyone arguing with each other in the car as you sighed in annoyance.

(Y/N): "This is gonna be a long ride back to base."

Meanwhile at home base, we see Verosika pet sitting the SCPs and we see Keekee laying on top of Tubbioca and we see the Tickle Monster cuddling with Keekee. And we se you come into the room and Verosika sees you

Verosika: *Sees you* "Hey (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "How's pet sitting?"

Verosika: "Well 999 certainly likes Keekee."*sees Tubbioca licking Keekee* "How was the car ride home?"

Charlie: *Offscreen* "Amazing!"

We see Charlie, Vaggie and Emily come in and they have brought back toys as we see Moxxie annoyed with this.

Moxie: "I had to pay for the toys they wanted to buy."

Millie: "Guess this is what it's like to have kids right Mox?"

Moxie: "Yeah, I hope our kids behave better."

Blitzo: *walks into the room with a horse toy*"I bet your kids will walk all over you, Mox. Just like how they walked over you."

Charlie: *Sees Keekee getting along with the eyepods*"Aww they like each other."

Vaggie: "I guess pet sitting really came natural for ya, Verosika."

Verosika: "Yeah well when someone steals your car and maxes out your credit card, you get to be a pet sitter."

We then see the Eyepods roll up to Verosika and they nuzzle her legs.

(Y/N): "Well they got attached to ya huh."

Verosika: "Yeah they did, they really are like a bunch of cats."*sees Loona and Ji-Hu in the get along sweater*"Let me guess: Get along sweater?"

Loona: "How did you know?"

Verosika: "How do you think Blitzo and I became friends now?"

Blitzo: "We almost died in the sweater but it was worth it cause we are now friends!"

After sometime, we see Ji-hu and Loona out of the sweater and now they're getting along as we see the girls brushing their tails.

Loona: "Man I can't believe you were a prisoner who lives a posh lifestyle in prison."

Ji-hu: "Well when it comes to the Foundation, they want to be able to make the right containment procedures for the right anomaly, each anomaly is unique."

Loona: "So that is why you're a cruel, manipulative bitch who wants nice things. Just like Stolas' ex-wife."

(Y/N): *comes in*"Well I made dinner for your whole family, Loona."

Loona: "Me and Dad?"

(Y/N): "Guess again."

Sometime later, we see everyone at the dinner table from both Blitzo's and Stolas' side of the family and we see Loona looking at the utensils on the table because there are way too many of them.

Loona: "Which one is the salad fork again?"

Blitzo: *looks at the Escargot*"How the fuck can you eat these?"

Millie: *Picks up an escargot and eats the whole thing*

Stella: "That is not how you eat those, peasant."

Octavia: "Mum, they have names."

Andrealphus: "If I have to say one nice thing to them is at least her husband has better table manners than her."

(Y/N): "Oh yeah, prove it."

Millie then burps and she drinks her drink with a lot of slurping as she wipes her face off with her arm and not with a napkin.

(Y/N): "Yilkes, point taken."

Moxxie: "Uh Millie, honey we are not at home. We are at a fancy dinner with royals in the room."

Blitzo: "Yeah, clean up your manners before Stolas's family thinks we're a bunch of slobs. (Y/N) has more manners than you and he's been through who the fuck knows how many missions and-"

(Y/N): "And I managed to survive a planet with 7 different K-Class Scenarios."

Stella: "What are these K-Class Scenarios?"

Stolas: "That would be Societal Collapse, Out-Competition, Broken Greenhouse, Eschaton, Madness, Meteorological, and Broken Foundation scenarios."

Blitzo: "How the fuck did you know?"

Stolas: "Well with the Foundation on good terms before current events, I did some light reading. And you know I love to read words."

Blitzo: "Oh right. You read a lot."

Stella: "How long were you stuck on the planet?"

(Y/N): "40 days."

Stella: *does a spit take and spits her drink on her brother*"40 days on that planet?!"

(Y/N): "Yeah why do you sound so surprised?"

Blitzo: "Well it got fucked over in 7 different ways and you survived on it for 40 days."

(Y/N): "And I helped several other people survive on that planet when they didn't know what to do."

Millie: "Dang, if my daddy met you, he would be proud to call you his son."

(Y/N): "Did he say the same thing about Moxxie?"

Millie: "Eh... not really." *to Moxxie* "No offense sweetie."

Moxxie: "None taken, I'm used to it..."

Stolas: "Oh dear."

(Y/N): "I've been through alot, word of advice never resort to incest."

Stolas: "Yes I've read the file on the Aristocrats."

Blitzo: "Who are they?"

(Y/N): "How about we don't explain it before dinner."

We then see the chefs bring in the dinner which is a wide assortment of food including a pig on a spin, a full turkey, ham, and other assorted vegetables and even cheese fondue.

Millie: "Uh, ain't this a bit much for us."

(Y/N): "I'll take the wishbone out of the turkey."

Octavia: "I call drumstick."

Stolas: "Octavia, make sure you get some vegetables."

Later, after Dinner, we see Stella looking through your old mission reports and she sees that you have an impressive resume.

Stella: "Hmm..."

Octavia: *Sees what Stella is doing* "Mum, what are you doing?"

Stella: *Gets startled* "Gah! Don't scare me like that!"

Octavia: "Right, old people scare easily, why are you looking at (Y/N)'s mission reports? I thought you didn't read."

Stella: "Well... I'm curious so sue me."

Octavia: "...You want to hire him to kill dad don't you?"

Stella: *Embarrassed* "Well I was thinking about it."

Octavia: "Mum..."

Stella: "I said I was thinking about it, that doesn't mean I want to do it, yet."

Octavia: "Mum, dad and (Y/N) are practically friends now."

Stella: "Ugh, you're right."

Octavia: "Plus, what do you think would happen if *he* already knew about this."

Stella: *Realizes who Octavia is talking about* "Don't even think about telling him."

(Y/N): *comes in*"Who's him?"

Octavia: "My great uncle Vassago, he has the power to look through the past, present, and future."

(Y/N): "So he can check Stella's browser history without going through her computer?"

Octavia: "Yes."

Stella: *Blushes* "....Let's not talk about that."

(Y/N): "Let me guess, you watched non-binary porn?"

Stella: "...I was horny and Stolas was too busy fucking an imp."

Octavia: "So you prefer to watch imp porn rather than have sex with an imp? A little hypocritical don't you think?"

Stella: "Well...."

(Y/N): "And Beelezebub is dating a Hellhound named Vortex, which if memory serves correctly is at the bottom of the hierarchy. Just forget the hierarchy is a thing and just let love work its magic."

Stella: *Groans* "But-"

Octavia: "But what? You like watching imp porn, dad is with an imp, Beelzebub is with a hellhound, Asmodeus is in love with an imp clown, why does it matter who you date if he's a hellhound or an imp, or even a human?"

(Y/N): "Or a pattern screamer if you're into that sort of thing."

Octavia: "What's a pattern screamer?"

(Y/N): "It's a consciousness created from nothing and living in nothingness, they're like conceptual constructs and pure ideas."

Octavia: "How can you have sex with a pattern screamer? That doesn't seem physically possible."

(Y/N): "Not if you do it conceptually."

Stella: "Anyways, I can see that now and I'm... I'm... sorry about that sweetheart."

Octavia: "And...?"

Stella: "And I'll... be more open minded."

(Y/N): "If you open your mind too much and you might drop an egg."

Stella: "Oh please, that only happened once with my cousin."

(Y/N): "Which one? Aren't there like a bunch of kids and princes in the Goetia family?"

Stella: "Yes but it's so hard to keep track, it's an aviary in the family."

(Y/N): "Okay, well why were you going through my old mission reports from the Foundation?"

Stella: *blushes*"Uhh..... W-well..."

Octavia: "Hold on, do you have a crush on (Y/N), mum?!"

Stella: "What no of course not, I may be open minded now but that doesn't mean I would like a human like him with his ripped abs, excellent hair, being skilled with his hands, considerate of other people's feelings-"*realizes what she's saying**blushes out of embarrassment*"-oh Satan...."

Octavia: "Oh my Lucifer, you're in love with a human!"

When Octavia said that, both Blitzo and Stolas were in the same room and they heard it.

Blitzo: "Ha! You have feelings for a human oh that's fucking hilarious!"

Stolas: *laughs* "Now you know how I felt when you laughed at me for dating Blitz!"

Stella: "Oh shut up!"

(Y/N): *holds up bird sed in your hand*"Would this help?"

Stella then sees bird seed in your hand and she blushes and she eats the bird seed from your hand like any bird would.

Octavia: "Did you just eat out of his hand?"

Stella: "It's a habit we Goetias have!"

Stolas: "It's true, we are all birds here."

Blitzo: "Wait, you actually eat bird seed?"

Stolas: "Yes but more of the high quality bird seed."

Blitzo: "What makes it high quality?"

Stolas: "We grow the seeds in high enriched volcanic soil, it hits differently when you compare it to the brands you buy at the store."

(Y/N): "Really? Because as a human I don't eat bird seed. Also how?"

Blitzo: "We live in hell, lava is everywhere."

Stolas: "Or more specifically in the Wrath ring, the soil there is incredibly fertile."

Blitzo: "Fertile enough to make cabbage patch kids with cabbages and your own jizz."

Octavia: "Eww."

(Y/N): "Blitz, that's disgusting. Although I did see that happen on TV."

Octavia: "Who in their right mind would do or create that?"

(Y/N): "Probably something on Adult Swim. Anyways, I've been coming up with an attack plan for securing instances of SCP-939."

Octavia: "Can I come along on the mission."

Stolas: "Absolutely not! I've read about those creatures and they are dangerous!"

Octavia: "Oh come on, I'll be careful."

Stella: "I can't believe I'm saying this, but your father is correct, it's too dangerous and you will be killed and your powers haven't kicked in yet."

Octavia: "I've been practicing with dad, mum."

Stolas: "You only know how to change into your human disguise, without the grimoire your powers are limited in the human world. Plus, I still haven't forgotten your little escape with the grimoire young lady."

Octavia: *Remembers what happened* "Ohh...yeah..."

(Y/N): "Don't worry your majesty, she will stick to me like glue throughout the mission."

Stolas: "Hm, I have my doubts."

Stella: "I've seen (Y/N)'s resume and he has kept a lot of people alive to the best of his ability."

Stolas: "Hmmm..."

Octavia: "Dad please, I don't want to sit around and be a pretty little princess, I wanna see the world, travel."

Stolas: "Hm as long as you are careful and you come back unscathed, you can be with (Y/N) on several missions."

Octavia: "Yes! Thanks dad."

Charlie: *comes in*"Hey what's going on here?"

(Y/N): "We're bringing Octavia on to secure SCP-939 instances."

Stella: "939?"

Charlie: "Oh it's a scary monster that has a lot of voices."

Next: Chapter 121: SCP-939 "With Many Voices"

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