Chapter 115: SCP-7052 ''Spoons in Butt''
Here we see Elen, Lindsay, and Leshawna reading the file for SCP-7052 and they were confused about the SCP.
Lindsay: "Why would people put a spoon in their butt just to get powers?"
Elen: "Better question, why would anyone put a spoon up their butt in the first place?"
Leshawna: "Either it's a weird kink or a dare."
(Y/N): *comes in*"Believe it or not, it's a real thing, even if it is a little weird."
Lindsay: "But why?"
(Y/N): "I've been asking the same question. The effects of this act of shoving a spoon up your butt is increasing sexual attraction people have towards you, improving physical and mental abilities, sudden healing of wounds, infections, and carcinomas, and various onto kinetic effects of boosting your luck in your life like winning the lottery or winning the whole pot at a casino, and improves mood."
Leshawna: "That makes absolutely no sense, how can shoving a spoon up your keister do all that?"
Elen: "And it's like taking a suppository?"
(Y/N): "Pretty much and if you're curious about the effects, try it yourself."
Lindsay: "Wait what's a suppository?"
Elen: "It's a thing people use where they stick anything up their butts to help them poop or take medicine."
(Y/N): *pulls out a spoon*"Now who wants to shove this up their butt?"
Elen: "Eh why not."
Elen then takes the spoon and slowly slides the spoon into her anus stifling a moan as SCP-7052's effects now give her powers.
(Y/N): "Now she's an instance of SCP-7052-1. How do you feel, Elen?"
Elen: "Powerful like I can take on the world."
Leshawna: "Woah, woah, hang on, what's the catch? There's always a catch."
(Y/N): "Other than having an uncomfortable feeling of having a spoon up your butt, nothing at all."
Lindsay: "Well I once stuck a cucumber up my butt once." *Notices the girl's surprise looks* "I was horny and (Y/N) wasn't around."
Leshawna: "Right. But I don't know why but I feel more attracted to Elen than to (Y/N) right now."
(Y/N): "Like I said, SCP-7052 can increase one's sexual attraction based on orientation, with the exception of some people who are aces in the holes." *hears Lindsay snickering a bit* "And yes I know, I am aware of the joke."
Lindsay: "Hm, I don't know, I've stuck a lot of veggies and fruits in my butt before but never a spoon."
Leshawna: "Why would you use food?"
Lindsay: "I was curious on how it felt, okay."
Leshawna: *to you*"How are you not affected by Elen's new powers?"
(Y/N): "Because I am immune to 7052"s effects on people."
Lindsay: "Is it because of your autism?"
(Y/N): "Yeah the autism amplifies immunity over effects of SCPs like how Cory is immune to certain SCPs. Also the power that 7052 gives you is based on the depth of the insertion and number and size of the spoons."
Lindsay: "Soo like dildos?"
(Y/N): "Yeah but with spoons."
Leshawna: "Who, other than Elen, would stick magic spoons up their keisters?"
(Y/N): "First of all, SCP-7052 are not the spoons but rather the act of putting a spoon up their butt, second John Harrion stuck 3 spoons up his butt and left the Foundation."
Lindsay: "Lucky, I only stuck three eggs in my butt, don't worry they didn't break."
Elen: *pulls the spoon out of her butt*"Nice."
Leshawna: *grabs a big spoon*"Guess I can try this out."
Leshawna then sticks the giant spoon up her butt and when the effects kick in, Elen gets an uncontrollable boner from looking at Leshawna.
Elen: "Gah, my shorts!" *pulls down her shorts* "Ahh, much better, oh uh sorry (Y/N)."
(Y/N): "It's alright, and we should modify your choice of clothing."
Frenchie: One change of clothing later.
Elen is now wearing a sweater, a lab coat, and fitted pants which hides her boner.
Elen: "Thanks, I wanted to jerk off but since we're on the clock, I didn't want to make a scene."
(Y/N): "You got that boner because you feel an intense attraction towards Leshawna."
Elen: "I know, I can't resist Leshawna's ass."
Leshawna: *sees Lindsay fondling her breasts*"Why is she fondling my breasts when I got my eye on you (Y/N)?"
(Y/N): "Probably from the polyamorous relationship we share, not only you girls are attracted to me but also each other."
Leshawna: "Oh right, anything else I should know?"
(Y/N): "Well you have an increased probability field that will play in your favor."
Leshawna: "Alright let's prove it."
We later see Leshawna buying 60 lottery tickets and she scratched all of them and she won 1 million dollars from each of them.
Leshawna: "Whoo! I'm a millionaire baby! 60 million smackers from these!"
(Y/N): "That's 7052's power."
Leshawna: "The spoons make you lucky too?"
(Y/N): "No I said the act of shoving a spoon up your butt makes you lucky, not the spoons themselves."
Leshawna: "Right."
We later see the girls are back home and Leshawna telling them about 7052.
Courtney: "So shoving those spoons up your ass makes you lucky?"
Leshawna: "Well it's not so much shoving the spoon up the keister, it's also the act of shoving the spoon up your butt."
Courtney: "Gwen?"
Gwen: "It means that the act of putting a spoon up there is the anomaly and not the spoon itself."
Courtney: "So your saying that shoving a spoon up your ass is an anomaly?"
Gwen: "Yes, I've read the file like you should be doing more often."
Courtney: "Oh heh yeah, sorry."
Gwen: "It's okay."
Courtney: "So Leshawna, what did it feel like?"
Leshawna: "LIke I have the power."
Anne Maria: "That would explain the army of maids pampering you like a princess."
Everyone sees the exorcist maids pampering Leshawna.
Courtney: "So what exactly do the spoons do?"
Lindsay: "Well from what (Y/N) told us, they make the person more attractive to other people and boost their luck along with healing factor and boosting a person's mood."
Courtney: "Hm, what's the catch?"
Leshawna: "Being uncomfortable with a spoon up your butt and nothing else."
Lindsay: "How come everytime there's an SCP that improves something on a person we get paranoid about a con that comes with it?"
Courtney: "Guess we dealt with so many bad ones, we don't know which one is good or bad."
???: "The foundation does that to people."
The girls see you come into the room.
Courtney: "Hey (Y/N)."
(Y/N): "Hey, and like I said the foundation does that to people, there's so many bad anomalies that we don't know which is good or bad."
Lindsay: "Well I know 999 is good."
Gwen: "Yeah, but what about Tubbioca, or Ms. Sweetie, or any of the Little Misters?"
(Y/Not): "Hm, well most of them aren't really their fault being dangerous to most people, they were designed like that. As for Tubbioca, he's just a cute anomaly who has an appetite for dead animals, speaking of the little plush. I brought him over."
We then see Tubbioca come into the room and when Charlie and Emily enter the room they see Tubbioca.
Charlie and Emily: *gasps*"So cute!"*hugs Tubbioca*
We then see Keekee fly into the room and she sees Tubbioca being hugged by Charlie and Emily.
Courtney: "Uh, (Y/N) small recall, what or who is Tubbioca?"
(Y/N): "SCP-4966 or Lord of the Munchies, he's a little sentient plush."
Gwen: "What does it do?"
(Y/N): "4966 eats a corpse of say a snake, he would transform his body into the body of a snake. Not to hurt people but to hug people."
Gwen: "Okay so if it eats something it's body becomes the thing it ate."
Courtney: "Anything else?"
(Y/N): "Well the transformation doesn't last for long, he would vomit out the organic material out of his mouth and if he ate the corpse of a human he wouldn't turn into a human he would speak like a human and recall memories of a human. The Foundation calls him Tubbioca the lord of the munchies."
Charlie: *while hugging Tubbioca*"And he's so cute!"*feels Tubbioca licking her cheek* "Aww."
Emily: "I never knew the Foundation had cuties like this!"
(Y/N): "Tubbioca only eats corpses of animals, not living animals like we eat dead meat of animals once we cooked them that is."
Charlie: "Such a cutie!"*sees Tubbioca jump out of her arms*"Where is he going?"*sees Tubbioca cuddling with Keekee*"Aww they're getting along."
(Y/N): "Leshawna, I think it's time to get that spoon out of your butt."
Leshawna: "Fine."*points her butt at you*"But be-"*feels you pull the spoon out of her butt way too fast*"-careful..... ow... my booty..."
(Y/N): "Hey Charlie, can I ask Alastor for a favor?"
Charlie: "Um, sure what is it?" *Notices the spoon that was in Leshawna's butt* "And does it involve the dirty spoon?"
(Y/N): *tosses the spoon to the side*"Uh, no actually. It's about the Grim Reaper, I'll explain on the way."
Charlie: "Grim?!"
Leshawna: "Anyone wanna rub lotion on my sore starfish?"
Elen: "I'm on it."
Later on, we see you and Alastor arrive in Endsville and you ring the doorbell.
Alastor: "And you're saying this child has the Grim Reaper as her...servant?"
(Y/N): "Over a hamster, after he lost to a limbo contest in limbo, ironically, he became Mandy's servant. You're an Overlord that rivaled all of Hell's greatest evils."
Alastor: "I get why you brought me here, but why is he here?"
You see Alastor pointing at Vox who is directly behind them.
(Y/N): "In case you need back up."
We then see Mandy open the door and she sees you and the others.
Alastor: "Why hello there little lady."
Mandy: "Who are you supposed to be?"
Alastor: "Alastor, one of Hell's dangerous overlords, everyone's favorite radio demon, and host of the Hazbin Hotel run by the Princess of Hell herself, Charlie Morningstar. Pleasure to meet you."
Mandy: "And who's the plasma TV?"
Alastor: "Hahaha! No one important."
Vox: "Hey!"
Alastor: "Anyways, a little birdie told me you have the grim reaper on your leash, is that correct?"
Mandy: "Yes."
Alastor: "Very impressive if you ask me, but I'm afraid you should let him be free like a bird."
(Y/N): "That's right Mandy, if one Reaper is contained then it could cause trouble somewhere else."
Mandy: "Pfft like where?"
You, Alastor, and Vox: "Everywhere."
Mandy: "In that case, never."
Alastor: *with a demonic radio static tone*"What did you say?"
We then see a tendril grab Mandy and send her to a wall and we see Alastor walk up to her.
Alastor: *in a demonic tone*"Destroying and subjugating Overlords is one thing, but the grim reaper himself is too much power for anyone."
Vox: "Shit Al, chill, she's just a kid."
(Y/N): "Actually if she dies she might be like the next Alastor."
Vox: "Huh, well in that case."*pulls out an angelic dagger*"Time to put her 6 feet under."
Then something slashed Alastor's tendril and freed Mandy, it was the Grim Reaper.
(Y/N): "Grim."
Alastor: "Mr. Reaper."
Grim: "What are you doing here out of the Underworld, Radio Demon?"
Alastor: "Your freedom my good man, surely you realize that you can't be under this child's thumb forever?"
Mandy: "Take them back to the Underworld, Grim!"
Grim: "No!"
Mandy: "What?"
Grim: "I said no! I've been with you kids for too long now!"
Mandy: "Well too bad you lost-"
Grim: "I don't even care anymore!"
Mandy: "Who gave you the idea to stand up to me!"
???: "Right here to brat!"
We then see Fizzoroli and Blitzo walk into the room.
Blitzo: "You had your fun, now let the bag of bones go."
Fizzaroli: "If I can quit on Mammon, then Grim can quit on you too."
Mandy: "He can't-"
Grim: "Can and will, Good luck and good day mon!"
We then see Grim summon his suitcases and pick them up and leave the house.
Alastor: "What a productive day."
(Y/N): "One thing I don't understand." *To Grim* "Why didn't you just do that earlier when you lost the limbo game?"
Grim: "I'm not sure, I think Mandy just made me her puppet for so long that it took Imps and two overlords to help me."
Blitzo: "I got the respect of two sins of Hell now I got the respect of the Grim Reaper himself, guess I'm getting good at my job."
Fizzaroli: "Great job on the pep talking, Blitz."
Blitzo: "Hey you put on quite a show for him."
Grim: *to you*"And for freeing me from Mandy, I will give your O5 Council a free pass from Death for all 13 of them."
(Y/N): "Glad to hear it."
Sometime later, we see you arrive back at the apartment complex where you see Elen rubbing lotion on Leshawna's butthole.
(Y/N): "How is she doing?"
Elen: "Doing well."
Leshawna: "I would have been better if someone would have pulled the spoon out slowly." *Looks at you*
(Y/N): "Sorry about that. I've been the kind of guy that has to make things quick and painless."
Leshawna: "Well it was painful for me, now my butthole is prolapsed."
(Y/N): "Just send me the medical bill."
Meanwhile with Mandy, we see her frustrated from losing Grim thanks to you.
Mandy: "You took away what's mine, now I take away what's yours."
Next: Chapter 116: SCP-106 "The Old Man"
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