Chapter 103: SCP-001 ''Keter Duty''

Here we see you and the girls at Site-100 and we see the girls groan in annoyance.

Kim: "Some of us went through Keter Duty!"

Jasmine: "I haven't."

Bonnie: "Well believe us, it's not as fun as you may think it is." *To Kim* "It's worse than that field trip Barkin took us on."

Kim: "Yeah."

Leshawna: "Well (Y/N) said this is different."

Bonnie: "Keeter duty is never different, it's always something bad.

(Y/N): "Well one of the 001 proposals is called Keter Duty."

You then open up the door to Site-100 and the girls all see a map of 001's Euclidean geography.

Bonnie: "A map? What's next, a purple talking backpack?"

Kim: *Chuckles* "I got the reference."

(Y/N): "Allow me to explain SCP-001 codenamed Keter Duty, it's a non-euclidian facility made and or discovered by the Foundation in the early 1900s. The interior of this facility has transit corridors or Roots that connect them. The roots have anomalous properties and are the natural environment. For example: Root Aleph which is the path that connects the Archives to the Core is a volcanic beach that abruptly terminates in a sheer obsidian wall that extends into the horizon. Fish that appear to be made of living igneous rock are found swimming in the waters."

Bonnie: "Soo living rock creatures swimming in water because of the roots?"

(Y/N): "No, that's just one of the Roots. Each of these Roots have their way of living. Now follow me girls."

We see you and the girls are going through each of the Roots and each of them are dangerous and confusing. By the time you got to where you needed to be, you saw that the girls were exhausted.

(Y/N): "I see that you girls had a journey."

Bonnie: *Exhausted* "We walked for what I assume is days."

(Y/N): "Well here we are. The sole purpose of Keter Duty."

You then point to a list of designations for various anomalies and the girls look at them.

Leshawna: "We came here for that?"

(Y/N): "Yeah and check it out, this place has the power to create thresholds between 2 Keter Class anomalies for the purpose of containing them."

Bonnie: "...What?"

(Y/N): "For example, do you all remember SCP-1048?"

Erotica: "Don't remind me."

Courtney B: "I remember that little monster and his friends. And the guard at the site trying to get to our goods."

(Y/N): "Well 001 paired that bear up with SCP-1054-RU which is an airplane engine that produces a variety of organisms resembling crows with anomalous capabilities. And read the description on the wall."

Leshawna: *reads the description*"Lifeforms produced by K-1054-RU's "low throttle ","cruise ", and "high throttle" settings are attacked and repurposed into copies of SCP-1048. When K-1054-RU shifts into its "emergency" setting, the resulting murder of crows abduct SCP-1048 copies, feeding them into the engine. Due to the sheer number of entities within the chamber at all times, the original SCP-1048 has not been seen in over a decade."

Bonnie: "What does that mean?"

(Y/N): "It means both SCPs are contained by counterbalancing each other. Here's another one for SCP-169 and SCP-5007."

Courtney B: *reads the description*"Following the consumption of a vast amount of K-169's mass, SCP-5007-C is currently believed to be 'choking' on K-169 due to the sudden appearance of several large barbed growths on the carapace of the surviving portion, holding it in place. SCP-5007's activity has dropped to negligible levels, barring an occasional sea quake when it 'gags'."*to you*"So 169 is just choking 5007?"

(Y/N): "Correct Ms. Babcock."

Courtney B: "Just call me Courtney, you make me sound like mom."

(Y/N): "Well here's a more goofier containment method for 2 Keters, 3852 which is a cadaver that manifests in a small community that makes people accuse one of them of murder and 2547 which is several hundred dogs that surround and isolate small communities led by a sapient coyote who dresses up like a priest. Read the result of those two."

Jasmine: *reads the description*"K-2547 appears and quarantines the community where SCP-3852 has manifested. K-2547-1 proceeds to hold a trial regarding the alleged crimes of the SCP-3852 instance, acting as the judge, prosecution, and defense simultaneously through a process of tri-location. The 'defense' tactics of K-2547-1 consist of either holding the town's water supply permanently hostage if the individual is not found innocent, confounding a jury of non-anomalous humans with circular arguments, or finding itself in contempt of court, leading to a mistrial."

Bonnie: *giggles*"Okay that is hilarious."

Kim: "I don't get it."

Bonnie: "Have you heard of a Kangaroo Court?"

(Y/N): "Moving on, as for SCP-579 and SCP-055."

Izzy: *reads the description*"Can't fit round pegs in square holes?"

Bonnie: "Well that's obvious."

(Y/N): "So want to continue the tour around this place?"

Girls: "No!"

(Y/N): "Sorry but we're continuing the tour."

Sometime later, we see you and the others in the Core of Site-100 and we see the girls are exhausted again and you weren't.

Bonnie: "Can't we take a break?"

Courtney B: "These roots are killing us!"

(Y/N): "If you girls are gonna work here you have to get used to things around here. Now with special permission from the Administrator himself. Here's a containment method of two SCP-001s one called When Days Breaks and the other the Earth Gone Beautiful which results in a nice containment method for them."

Anne Maria: *reads the description*"What were we to do, faced with that desperate, clawing perversion of life, twisting all that is precious and dear into those horrid atrocities? We offered up finality. Love. Acceptance. We gave up our one, blissful avenue of escape. Our promenade of petals and peace. I do not profess to know what path we now tread down, but I am ashamed to admit that it will not be beautiful."*stops reading*"What does that mean?"

(Y/N): "It means the pure and beautiful nature of the flowery goodness of one counterbalances the waxy blobs of hell on Earth thanks to the sun."

Girls: "Oooooh."

Kim: "It sounds like you know from experience in one of the 001 events."

(Y/N): "Oh yeah, I had a dream when day breaks happened and it was horrible. But it felt so real, I saw my own sister go outside and turn into one of those things because she couldn't take it anymore."

Bonnie: "That's horrible."

(Y/N): "Yeah, it sucks. Welp that's enough of the tour, let's head back."

We later see everyone back home and we see the girls coughing up flamingo feathers, brushing off soot, wringing out their clothes and or hair, and cleaning themselves off.

Bonnie: *brushing off soot*"Out of all the 001 proposals I hate this one the most!"

Anne Maria: "Tell me about it."*coughs out flamingo feathers* "Ughh, I keep finding flamingo feathers in places I don't want them to be."

Courtney B: *wringing out her hair*" "Tell me about it, I have to do my hair again."

Bonnie: "I love (Y/N), but he sometimes takes his job too seriously sometimes. He enjoys going to work at Site-100."

Kim: "For once Bonnie, I agree with you."

Zee: "Yeah but you know how much this job means to him, we can't just make him quit his job because without him, the world would be in pieces. Or worse the whole multiverse will be in pieces."

Bonnie: "True."

Kim: "So we just continue working with (Y/N) and just deal with it?"

Bonnie: "That's what you did when you were dating Ron." *To Ron Off-screen* "No offense."

Ron: *Off-screen* "None taken."

Kim: "We can ask for a vacation for us and (Y/N)."

Bonnie: "Yeah the only vacation he's getting is retirement, you know how hard he works."

Zee: "But girls come on, without him the multiverse could be in danger, remember how close he was to giving up during UBU?"

Bonnie: "Ohh... yeah, that makes sense."

Zee: "He was ready to give up because not only he thought UBU is better than him but also the Foundation was trying to get him killed."

Kim: "Yeah... guess in a way with him being a workaholic, the multiverse is a lot safer."

Bonnie: "Yeah, it is."

Kim: "And we should be grateful the multiverse is still intact."

Bonnie: "Then how about we thank him in a very special way."

Kim: "Of the sex kind?"

Bonnie: "Well that and be his sexy maids for the day."

Kim: "Aren't the exorcists the maids around here?"

We see the Exorcists cleaning up the kitchen and making a homemade pizza and we see Lute in charge of the cooking.

Lute: *Sees Bonnie* "Ms. Rockwaller, is there something I can help you with ma'am?"

Bonnie: "We want to do something for (Y/N), do you have spare maid outfits."

Lute: "Of course but why do you want to do something for (Y/N)?"

Bonnie: "We all wanna thank him by being his sexy maids for the day."

Lute: "And you wish to thank him by being sexy maids? You know the maid uniforms are made for professional maids only, not sexy cosplayers."

Bonnie: "Some of your cleavage is showing."

Lute: *Blushes a bit* "That's because the uniforms need to provide room for us to breathe in."

Bonnie: "Well can I borrow a uniform as a reference to make a sexy cosplay version of it?"

Lute: "Sure." *Sees Kim* "Hm, hey I know you, your Mim's descendent aren't you?"

Kim: "Mim? Wait, you know her?"

Lute: "She lives in heaven and we have coffee every Saturday, you're the spitting image of her."

Ron: *Comes in* "Spitting image of who?"

Lute: "Oh him."

Kim: "You know Ron too?"

Lute: "I know Johnathan Stoppable, his dorkier ancestor."

Ron: "Wait, you know one of my ancestors?"

Lute: "Unfortunately, I thought your family bloodline ended with him when he drowned himself in a toilet."

Kim: "Why would he do that?"

Lute: "He thought he saw a mouse on the bathroom floor and he jumped right into the toilet head first."

Bonnie: *Suppresses laugh* "Yeah that sounds like Stoppable."

Kim: "So what happened to Ron's other ancestors."

Lute: "Ronicus and the others all died in the dumbest ways possible. Like getting eaten by lions, falling down a cliff, getting himself on fire, having an embarrassing heart attack, you name it. Most of Heaven has bets on how Ron will die. My money on him is a double or nothing on getting eaten by lions. But I got Quadruple or nothing on getting eaten by a  Bengal Tiger"

Ron: "Oh come on! I survived a lot of dangerous stuff before and I came out fine."

Lute: "Yes you have thanks to Kim saving your life." *To Kim* "Heaven has a special place for you Ms. Possible."

Kim: "Thank you."

Courtney: "Wait don't you all remember when the exorcists went overboard on the whole maid thing for (Y/N)?"

Lute: "Yeah you shouldn't do that."

Kim: "We're not gonna go very far."

Lute: "I'm telling you, not a bright idea. We do not want a repeat of last time."

Bonnie: "Okay uh... what about a special cheer routine?"

Kim: "Hey yeah, but I haven't done that since high school and I might be a little rusty."

Bonnie: "Well I'm out of ideas."

Kim: "How about a thank you cake?"

Lute: "Simple and good for everyone."

Bonnie: "Okay, so all agreed on a thank you cake?"

Girls: "Yep."

Sometime later, we see you arrive home and you see the girls presenting a thank you cake.

Girls: "Surprise!"

(Y/N): "Woah uh what's this for?"

Kim: "It's a thank you gift for everything you've done for the multiverse."

(Y/N): "Oh." *Notices Bonnie in her cheerleader uniform* "So why is Bonnie in her cheerleader outfit?"

Kim: *Notices what Bonnie is wearing* "Bonnie we agreed on no cheerleader stuff."

Bonnie: "I know but you don't say anything about wearing the outfit."

Lindsay: "She's not wrong."

(Y/N): "Well this is a nice gesture but I'm not in the mood for cake. Sorry."

Bonnie: "It's cool."

(Y/N): "But thanks for the nice gesture everyone but sometimes I'm not the hero saving the multiverse or humanity. There are situations where even I have to throw in the towel."

Kim: "Oh..."

Bonnie: "You have a good point."

Lute: "So you don't want the cake?"

(Y/N): "Nah, you girls can have the cake, wait what flavor is it?"

Bonnie and Kim: "Vanilla/Chocolate."

Angel Dust snickered slightly when he heard this.

Angel Dust: "The girls couldn't decide so went with both."

(Y/N): "Then you girls can have it."

Bonnie: "Not a big chocolate fan?"

(Y/N): "No, I just don't feel like eating cake."

Kim: "Oh, well that's okay."

Later on, we see Bonnie struggling to get out of her old cheer uniform as Kim saw this.

Bonnie: "A little help would be nice."

Kim: "I think you put on some weight and now your uniform wont fit."

Bonnie: "Oh come on I watch my weight all the time, but seriously, K, a little help?"

Kim: "Alright."

Kim then tries to help Bonnie out of her uniform and somehow manages to take Bonnie's top off and Bonnie's breasts are exposed.

Kim: *A bit irked after seeing Bonnie's bust* "Soo still rocking the DDs huh?"

Bonnie: "Oh shut up and help me find a shirt." *notices Kim is still staring* "Uh, Kim, you're staring."

Kim: *Snaps out of it* "I... sorry, sorry didn't mean to stare at your... assets."

Bonnie: "Wait, Kim, are you jealous?"

Kim: *Blushes* "No!" *Bonnie is unconvinced* "Maybe a little..."

Bonnie: "Hey you have an ample sized butt that's something to be proud of."

Kim: "True, I'm just a little ashamed of being a B-cup."

Bonnie: "A B cup? Come on, you're clearly a C-cup."

Kim: "But I'm not a D-cup."

Bonnie: "Wait, is that why you always stared at my chest when we changed after practice?"

Kim: "Yes...."

Bonnie: "Huh, I didn't know that, I mean I expected Ron to do it, but you."

Kim: "I just wish I had big knockers like you okay?"

Bonnie: *Slightly surprised* "Why? You were never really the one to care about your boobs, why care now?"

Kim: "I just thought I would get big boobs after high school."

Bonnie: "Oh."

Meanwhile with you, we see you taking a nap and the girls see that you are peaceful in your sleep.

Charlie: "He's napping."

Bonnie: "Man, he's a heavy sleeper."

Kim: "Yeah, how long does he sleep?"

Lute: "2 to 3 hours."

Bonnie: "Doesn't sound like a lot of sleep."

Lute: "It's his sleep schedule."

Kim: "Yeah."

Leshawna: " Well he is a hard worker, he should get some rest, he earned it."

Next: Chapter 104: SCP-978 "Desire Camera"

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