Chapter 101: SCP-082 ''Fernand the Cannibal''
Here we see Jonesy enter a room and he sees a very large man wearing royal attire while singing to himself and we see him gulping in fear.
Jonsey: "Um... your majesty. Are you Fernand, the King of France?"
Fernand: "Hmm?"*sees Jonesy*"Oh goodness I didn't hear you come in here. Guess my hearing is a bit off today, well do make yourself comfortable my good sir."
Jonesy: "Okay...."
Fernand: "Come now, no need to be nervous, please take a seat."
We then see Fernand grab a butcher's knife and begin to chop up some chicken. Meanwhile, we see you and the girls watching Jonesy being in the presence of Fernand aka SCP-082.
Gwen: "I got to say, Fernand is actually a great guy."
(Y/N): "His gigantic proportions were caused by an unknown factor, we theorized it was caused by chemicals, hormones, cancer, or a supernatural force. He's 8 feet tall and 700 pounds, he is obese yet has strong muscles and he's been in a fight with scars to prove it, plus with some bullets, knife blades, and sword blades lodged into his body from previous battles."
Jasmine: "Soo... he's like The Blob?"
(Y/N): "Well he's not a gelatinous creature, we went over his genetics and he's genetically identical to us humans. He speaks French and his English accent is heavy. We have to ensure he thinks he's the King of France as a containment method since he can't separate fact from fiction."
Lindsay: "What does that mean?"
Paulina: "It means he can't tell what's real and what's not, right?"
(Y/N): "Correct. He is a compulsive liar, he said that was a A vampire, A homunculus, Big Bird, André the Giant, Napoleon, Obelix (sidekick of Asterix), Dr. Bright, The Hulk, Alexander The Great, Captain Hook, Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Frankenstein, and Frankenstein's Monster. He said that he only lies when it's through his teeth."
Back to Jonesy, we see him eating a dinner prepared by Fernand and we see Fernand eating with him as well.
Fernand: "Do you like the meal?"
Jonesy: "Uh yeah, it's actually pretty good. You're a good cook."
Fernand: "I am good with a butcher's knife, though the Foundation doesn't lend me any human meat, but venison is a good choice as well. It's a different taste that differs from the usual pork, beef, and poultry everyone eats nowadays."
Jonesy: "I've been missing out on this stuff."
Fernand: "Although I have been hearing about you causing an infestation to make a quick buck. Why that reminds me of the time when a man tried to sell roaches because he said they would give everyone good luck, once the infestations had begun he was forced out of the town and I haven't seen him for months after that. That man was never bright."
Jonesy: "Right..."
Meanwhile with you and the girls.
Nikki: "Once Fernand turns on the TV, Jonesy is gonna tell him that Hannibal Lector is a fictional character and he's dead when he tells the truth."
(Y/N): "Fernand has proven to shatter human skulls with one bite."
Nikki: "Yep dead."
Gwen: "Well it was nice knowing him."
We later see Jonesy running out of Fernand's cell and he quickly closes the door to keep Fernand in as you all were surprised to see Jonesy still alive.
(Y/N): "Never tell a cannibal with the body of a superhuman that Hannibal Lector is a fictional character. Especially that cannibal is Fernand."
Jonesy: "Oh now you tell me."
(Y/N): "Everyone here was in agreement not to inform you."
Jonesy: "Why?!"
Nikki: "Come on, you know why."
(Y/N): "You tried to sell deadly anomalous parasites to Marshall, Carter, and Dark."
Jonesy: "Oh yeah."
(Y/N): *To Nikki* "How was this guy your boyfriend?"
Nikki: "Honestly I don't know either, he did have his moments. To be honest you would be a better boyfriend than him."
(Y/N): "Yeah, well we got plenty of experiments for Jonesy to work on."
Nikki: "Nice."
(Y/N): "Well more like SCPs to test on him."
Nikki: *to Jonesy*"Welp, nice knowing ya."
Later on, we see you and Carmilla at a spa and we see that you are given first class treatment with Carmilla and her daughters.
(Y/N): *feels the masseuse giving you a back rub*"Man I've been working at the Foundation and I've always worked my butt off, this feels nice. Do you give this kind of treatment to anyone who makes a deal with you?"
Carmilla: "No, just you."
Odette: "You've been good to us so we thought we would give you a nice break."
Clara: "Yeah."
(Y/N): "Thanks girls."*gets up*"Well I'm gonna get a drink."
You then enter the hall and you bump into Asmodeus by accident and when he turned around you see that he wasn't wearing a towel around his waist and your eyes widen in shock and terror saw something that will fuck you for life, Asmodeus' phallus. Later, at the Hospital, we see Carmilla and her daughters at the hospital and they're talking to the doctor.
Doctor: "He suffered 500 heart attacks in 1 second all at once. Whatever he saw, it was horrifying."
Asmodeus: "My junk isn't that bad? Right?"
Doctor: "Actually as the Sin of Lust you have a penis that is so impressive that it would make any straight man have a heart attack or 500 of them all at once."
Carmilla: "Oh dear."
Blitzo: "Christ on a stick, no wonder they call you the big Oz."
Fizzaroli: "And you didn't believe me."
Blitzo: "I thought he would be a smooth talker not have a magic dick that gives straight guys heart attacks."
Bee: *To Asmodeus* "See, this is why you always wear your towel Oz."
Asmodeus: "How was I supposed to know that (Y/N) was there?"
Bee: "Ask first man!"
Carmilla: "Doctor, will he be okay?"
Doctor: "Actually he woke up and now he's experiencing PTSD. I have no idea how he managed to not get PTSD in his line of work but now he has PTSD."
Asmodeus: *Sighs* "Damn it..."
Fizzaroli: "Hey hey, look on the bright side, at least you didn't kill him."
Asmodeus: "True, but I feel bad for giving him PTSD and it wasn't even non-consensual."
Caitlin: "Wait... you believe in consent when it comes to sex?"
Asmodeus: "Of course I do, I am not a rapist."
Jen: "But you represent everything about sex."
Asmodeus: "True, but I am an artist when it comes to Lust, it shouldn't be about force, it's an art, it should be earned, it's all about that journey to pleasure town, you dig?"
Jen: *Gets what Asmodeus means* *blushes* "Riiiiiight."
Caitlin: *Blushes* "Ooh yeah, heh..."
Asmodeus: "And don't think I know what you two do." *Points to Caitlin* "This one likes to imagine the perfect boyfriend for her while she rubs one out in a lemon cup."*points to Jen*"And you had a crush on your step brother before your parents were even married."
Nikki: "What?!"
Jen: "Gross but...it's true."
Caitlin: "It was Pride Week and there were a lot of guys kissing guys and it got me hot and bothered."
Asmodeus: "And giving a customer a cup of your 'lemonade'?"
Caitlin: "Tricia had that coming after all the crap she did to me."
Nikki: "Special lemonade?" *Asmodeus whispers to Nikki and her eyes widen* "Cait, you didn't..."
Caitlin: "I had a full bladder, and she had it coming."
While the girls are arguing we see Carmilla walk into your room and she sees you experiencing a PTSD flashback.
Carmilla: "You okay."
(Y/N): "Gah!"*to Carmilla*"Don't sneak up on me like that!"
Carmilla: "Apologies, but you did experience something very... traumatic."
(Y/N): "You mean Oz flashing his junk at me?"
Asmodeus: *Off-screen* "It was an accident!"
(Y/N): "I need the tickle monster right now."
Carmilla: "Right."
Meanwhile we see Caitlin, Jen and Nikki and Asmodeus talking to each other.
Asmodeus: "I hope he's okay."
Jen: "Why are you worried about him? You almost killed him."
Asmodeus: "Hey just because I'm a sex demon doesn't mean I have a heart."
Verosika: *Comes in* "Is (Y/N) here? Is he alright?"
Jen: "He's still alive but with PTSD no thanks to Asmodeus."
Asmodeus: "I said I was sorry."
Caitlin: *Gasp in realization* "OMG! Your Verosika Mayday!"
Jen: "Caitlin she is a succubus."
Verosika: "I am Verosika Mayday."
Jen: "Oh wow..."
Nikki: "So you're actually a succubus and a pop star?"
Verosika: "Yep."
Jen: *To Caitlin* "How did you recognize her so fast?"
Caitlin: "Her heart tattoo on her cheek."
Jen: "Oh."
Verosika: "I want to see (Y/N)."
We see Verosika enter the room and she sees you.
Varoiksa: "Are you okay?"
(Y/N): "Yeah..."
Verosika: "Still shaken up by Oz's..."
(Y/N): "Yeah...."
Verosika: *hugs you into her breasts*"It's okay I'm here."
(Y/N): *Sighs* "Thanks V."
Verosika: "Anytime, now let me do my magic and make you forget about it. But not here, I don't want a heart patient to have a heart attack."
(Y/N): "Okay."
Meanwhile, back we see Caitlin, Nikki and Jen are talking at lunch.
Jen: "I can't believe you made Tricia drink your pee."
Nikki: "I can't believe you sold your pee."
Caitlin: "She had it coming and you all know it."
Jen and Nikki: "Goodpoint."
Jen: "I'm just surprised, I mean I expected Nikki to do something like this but not you." *To Nikki* "No offense Nikki."
Nikki: "No, no I'm with you."
We see Verosika take you out of your room and we see the Doctor talk to her.
Verosika: "Is it okay if I bring him home?"
Doctor: "As long as he gets a full night's rest, yes."
Sometime later, we see Verosika cuddling with you in bed.
Verosika: *hugs you between her breasts*"Are you feeling okay?"
(Y/N): *Muffled* "Yeah, thanks V."
Verosika: "Anytime baby, now forget what you saw and focus on me."
(Y/N): *Muffled* "Right."
Verosika then takes off her top and she hugs you with her bare breasts.
Verosika: "There, now just relax and get comfy. You know I imagine you as a woman and I picture you as a well endowed action heroine."
(Y/N): *Muffled* "Like Erotica?"
Verosika: "Yeah."
Next: Chapter 102: SCP-113 "The Gender Switcher"
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