Random comments stupid people make and my reaction

Stupid person: *looks at me* Wow you have a flat chest!

Me: SAY WHAT? OH I'M SORRY I HAD NO IDEA THAT THESE TWO WATERMELONS ON MY CHEST WAS CALLED FLAT!

SP: You aren't strong!

Me: EXCUSE ME SIR, BUT HAVE YOY TRIED PEEING BLOOD FOR SEVEN DAYS EACH MONTH?! DIDN'T THINK SO!

SP: You are ugly and fat

Me: *laughs* You make me laugh! Haha! I am not ugly nor an I fat. I just don't match your definition of beautiful and skinny!