Unpopular opinions

(This an discussion chapter,so lets chat gals and pals!)
FNaF:Sister Location isn't the best game of the franchise.

Let's start with the good things about SL.
+First of all,it's the first game voiced by real voice actors.It was a great idea,and gave an point to the horror experience.

+Then there's the soundtrack.Just really,once I just listened to Ennard's Fight/Night theme 10 times a Day.

Yeah,I'm freaky.

+Design of some characters.
Yeah,I mean look at Ennard or Funtime Foxy.THEY'RE ADORABLE AS F@CK!

+Plot for some explaining of the main lore.(Like the existence of the Afton family and etc.)(And also for some plot of the FNaF books.)
So,it is somehow the game with the most progress in it.
And that was it!

STILL,It has got many problems.
*Bitch Lasagne starts playing*
I don't like you SL.Nothing personal kid.But I must go all out.
PROBLEMS OVER PROBLEMS-

So first of all the Location itself.
In the lore:Deep down below.
So what deep scott,so freaking 4387 km down below or what? Why's the escalator ride so long? WHY SCOTT CAWTHON WHY?!
In the Game:
*enjoy this lil skit I made*
//In the elevator,the lil' small talk with HandyUnit.\\
HU:Now type your name in.
Me:Aye,but the keyboard is glitching.
HU:Umm...please type your name in-
Me:HOW GODDAMNIT,YOU RIP-OFF GLADOS?!
HU:*starts glitching a little bit more*Please type in your name.
Me:Geez,fine.*types "margo" in*
HU:Uh oh,it's glitching,let me autocorrect you.
Me:God why-
HU:Welcome,Eggs Benedict.*snickers*
Me:Haha funny.You stupid toaster.
//A little bit later\\
HU:Please press the obvious red button.
Margo:WAIT A MOTHERTRUCKING MINUTE,GLADOS'S LITTLE UGLY COUSIN. Why am I supposed to crawl through the vents?!Why do you exist, its the 80?!How do the robots don't go scraped by the amount of the "controlled shocks"? Why is this location just literally be like 4387 km under the sea level? Why's-
HU:TO MANY QUESTIONS FOR A FNAFER NOW GET IIIN-
Me:FUCK U
~End of this shitty skit~
Then I got Questions for the plot.

*HUGE SPOILER ALERT FUCKERS
(jk love y'all)*
So in the canon end of Sistah Location,you get scooped (aka rekt like a scrub,for the unknowing of the holy mlg memes,killed)by the actual main antagonist called Ennard (That guy that i'm drawing very oft lately *~*),because he wants to use your body as a skin outfit to sneak outta hood...?
Thats were it starts to get just as Remus Lupin once said:
RIDDIKULUS.
After this,Ennard somehow manages to walk a couple days as Michael arround,and like nobody notices.
Of course,they start notice,but only when they see that its a fricking zombie boy walking around.Then on a beautiful day,Michael can't any longer keep the spagott boi inside him and spits him into the gully.
You may say,"That's pretty realistic,so what's your problem with it?"
I didn't said I'm done now.
BUT,because we need an protagonist in the next game,Michael manages to stay alive,giving credits to his sisters voice that says:"You won't Die,You won't Die,You won't die,..."until he becomes alive again.

And thats,what really scoops me to the bone.*badum-tss*

So there's a theorist,also known as MatPat,that says that Michael Afton is the Crying Child,and after his death,His Dad,also known as Willy.A,makes him into an AI,and fixes him,making him the Robo Jesus.
This Theory could be actually working,based on the books,where the same Willy.A,now known as Dave Miller or SICK TWISTED GRANDPA FUCK (His version in "The Fourth Closet" My "child friendly version")makes Charlie into an AI.
BUTT,there's a thing dear matypaty boy.
The books aren't canon.Its an parallel universe,where Charlie's Soul doesn't transfer into the Security Puppet/Puppet. So basically,it's an another fnaf AU you can also read here,on Wattpad or FicBook.
Besides the thing with the "Skin Costume"
I mean,there should be some of Sci-Fi,like an robot from the 80's crawls into someone and gets out of the fabric and walks around and stuff,but A LITTLE BIT OF LOGIC SCOTT CAWTHON,LITTLE BIT!
Just like,Ennard-Kun is like 2,50-80 meters tall and Michael,well,let's say like 1,68(Cuz he isn't an adult there,he's like 16-17 or somethin').
Then somebody will probably be like:"ACKCHUALLY,Ennard probably pressed him together to get inside"
OH MY GODNESS,YOU ARE GENIUS.
DUDE,EVEN IF,THEY (The other humans in the minigame/the neighborhood) WOULD NOTICE IT FASTER BECAUSE HE WOULD STILL BE OVERFILLED!!(Ok,Ok I will chill now)

And,this game was really quickly released after FNaF 4,so that would explain the problems with the plot.

At last but not least,there are some problems with the gameplay/gamplay characters.

1.Freaking Minereenas.
They.are.fucking.annoying.
Just like really after like 10 good tries,I've gave up on night four,and watched all the Let's play's instead.

I am lazy,I know this.

2.There isn't a save point at the bidybab stage.
So I was like at the Ballora Gallery,suddenly my Game crashed.
What did I got?
Welp,I had to play the whole night again. Was fun (no.)


That was it.But before you go,(it's the end of this chapter)
-Sister Location has her good sides,like the voice casting,and bad sides like design of some characters...

So this was it,and now sayonara!

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