(And yeah it's my cat in the pic above.Isn't he cute?)
ANYWAYZ-
So,umm,where shall I start?
REGIE?!
******Take #2******
So yeah.I tried to make a story in english once,but my thoughts (tHots) said:
"-iTs rEvErse tiMe!"
As you maybe looked through my other works,they were all in german and russian (slav is lav)

And I'm pretty sure there is a lot of this kind of books out there.

So,prepare for the eye-cancer caused by my terrible grammar,folks.

Why you may ask?

Well,long story short:I am born in russia,but with six years of my existence my family decided to move to austria.So english is not my MUTTERSPRACHE and yeah (It means native language btw)

Thats the one thing.

Then,In this book,may be mature words(cursing) and BLA BLA BLA,I mean,you know the whole shit,so if you feel kind of offended,there is a option.
1.Its my opinion,and it is kind of exaggerated.So...

And finally,numero three:
There will be some dank memes,exaggerated truth,and lots of irony and sarcasm.Don't like it?

Feel free to leave now,or simplified: be gone thot.

Got it? Thanks.
So yeah,guess enjoy or somethin'?
And there will be slow updates so yeah.

Bye now,my folks.