Me: ANNOUNCEMENT! I now have Tumblr!!! I don't know why, but I was like "why the FRICK not"! I also have done something I am regretting SO HARD! *deep breath* I followed Thomas Sanders on Tumblr. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Reasoning: *pops up* Oh for crying out loud! This is one of those outbursts we internalize
Me: WHY DO YOU BETRAY ME?!?!
Reasoning: oh shoot, did I accidentally quote "him"?
Me: Not exactly, you quoted LOGAN and VIRGIL (a bit) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Passion: *pops up* Stop that infernal screaming!
Faith: *pops up* Quiet down! You need to calm down and sleep!
Me: But I'm too busy regretting everything I've ever done! Oh, and screaming
Passion: I know your love of being dramatic is strong, but could you PLEASE be kind enough not to disturb my beauty sleep?
Faith: look, following "his" social media not wrong or anything, so don't worry!
Me: but I just got Tumblr and followed "him"! How can I not worry?
?: did someone say worry?
Faith: E? Really?
E: She got a new social media where people can look at her, triggering her social anxiety, and she followed her IDOL, making her worried that he'll 1. think she's a crazy stalker or 2. not notice her. How could I NOT show up?
Reasoning: well, he will most likely notice her, as he will probably get a notification that someone followed him
E: and, crazy stalker?
Reasoning: he literally posts videos of him talking to himself on the Internet, where millions of people can see him. Just because he doesn't know her outside of social media doesn't mean he'll jump to the conclusion that she is a stalker
Me: well, I do watch every video of his AND subscribe to him on YouTube
Faith: you and countless other people-
E: -who are all stalkers
Reasoning: Falsehood
Me: *buries face in pillow, screams*
Passion: you watch his videos for inspiration and motivation, and subscribe to him so you won't miss when he uploads a new video! That simple!
E: *groan* fine, I guess you have a point
Me: Okay, now that I'm calm and I'm not worried about him thinking I'm a stalker, what now?
E: Pondering your pointless exis-
Faith, Reasoning, Passion: SLEEP.
Me: Fine, but only if I can wear my Cuphead hoodie AND makeup tomorrow. I felt so nervous outside without them
Faith: Alright. I really don't see why you enjoy painting your face with such dark colors though
Me: it's me accepting my negative aspects, now leave so I can fall asleep
Faith: fair enough *sinks*
Passion: Au revoir! *sinks*
Reasoning: I fervently hope you sleep better than you have been-
Me: aw, thanks Reasoning!
Reasoning: -because when you don't sleep enough, the others become a bit "extra", which annoys me more than anything *sinks*
Me: *whispering* why do you betray me so much
E: I'll see you tomorrow
Me: oh gah, I hope not
E: I represent all of your negativity, of course I'll see you tomorrow. You literally went emo because-
Me: Let's save this topic for another time, because I don't want to talk about this right now. I am tired and hungry and had FINALLY CALMED DOWN, and I don't want to ruin it
E: fine *sinks*
Me: Good thing I worked THAT out! Maybe I should do this more often. Anyway, good night everybody!