Chapter 5.5: Loli clone on caffeine (crack chapter)
(Dunno why I wrote this, but...meh.)
~2 weeks before the body switch incident~
"'Misaka wants coffee' begs Misaka Misaka." Last order said to Yoshikawa.
"Little children aren't allowed to have coffee." Yoshikawa said.
"'But Misaka really wants to know what coffee tastes like.' says Misaka Misaka."
"No."
"'Misaka wants coffee!' Says Misaka as Misaka tries stomping the ground and waves her hands around because she can't stop!"
"Fine, fine, but don't tell Yomikawa, okay?" Yoshikawa gave Last Order a can of coffee and she inspected it and took a sip, then immediately chugged the whole can down and started running around.
"Hey brat, what the heck are you doing?" Accelerator asked.
"'Outta my way, Mophead!' Yells Misaka Misaka!" Last order said and started to make a weird 'olololololol' sound that turned into 'Yay's.
"What the fuck did you call me, brat? Oi, Yoshikawa, what the heck did you feed the brat?"
"Um...I gave her coffee..." Yoshikawa said as Last order bounced around.
"MISAKA IS MAGICAL PUDDING!!!" Last order yelled.
"You sure you gave her coffee and not drugs or something?"
"Yes, I'm su--" "'THE FLYING UNICORNS ARE FARTING OUT RAINBOW COLORED POPTARTS!!!' YELLS MISAKA MISAKA IN AMAZEMENT!" Last order cut off what Yoshikawa was going to say.
"Nevermind what I was going to say, I'm not so sure anymore." Yoshikawa said. Last order gave off a strong spark of electricity, and made the other sisters give off a spark, too. All the electricity that they gave off was enough to cause a blackout in the whole academy city.
"What the heck were you thinking, giving a hyper electromaster coff--WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, BRAT?!" Accelerator was picked up by the legs by Last order and she carried him to the bathroom where she dunked his head in a bucket, ran out, and used him as a mop.
"MOPHEAD!!!" Last order yelled as she used the poor esper's hair and head to scrub the floor clean. Accelerator tried to get away, but he got electrocuted every time he struggled.
Accelerator was pissed and filthy afterwards, but hey, at least the floor was sparkling clean.
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