Hi everyone.

I don't know why the frick I'm doing this, but . . . hi.

Well, I'mma get straight to the point so that you will have time to read better books. This one . . . it's crappy as heck.

It all happened last year. We had a presentation for our projects, and a guy friend was walking with me to class, since we had the same one. And not that I like him (eh, no one's awesome enough XD), because he's part of the frickin' #drewbell ship! OTP!!!!!!!!! Anyways, now, you must understand that I had a roller backpack thingy. Also, I had on a pretty dress and flats that were too big for me.

You're gonna have to understand what I was wearing so you know the reason as to why this was the most embarrassing moment ever. Ugh, trust me, you wouldn't even look at me in the same way again. That's why I don't even know why the heck I'm doing this. Ha.

Annnnnnnnd . . . here's what happened. . . .

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Hey. This is my narrator voice. Well, bye. Back to the story. ;)

I walked outside to the portables to put back the heavy tri-fold in my social studies teacher's classroom. When I opened the door, I saw Andrew (the guy friend I was talking about) walking towards the school. He opened the door for me, and I took it and said thank you.

"Oooh!" I realized something. "We have the same class together, y'know! Can you wait for me, please?"

He shrugged. "Sure."

I sprinted towards the portables with my tri-fold and roller backpack. Along the way, it got stuck on a crack, and, therefore, I stumbled.

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I know what you're thinking. I know exactly what you're thinking.

But this ain't the embarrassing moment you've been waiting for.

Sorry.

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Eh, whatever, I thought to myself and rolled my eyes.

So, like the idiotic and stupid imbecile (or maniac XD) I was, I kept on going.

After placing my project gently in the corner of the room, I ran back. Thankfully, this time, I didn't trip. Whew.

Andrew and I were just talking and chillin' around. And, like the nosy friend I was, I kept on bothering him about Bella. #drewbell ❤

"Do you like Bella?"

"Um, no . . .?"

"WHY?"

"Well, because! I dunno! I just . . . don't!"

"But wh--"

Just as I said those words, I tripped like a super clumsy thing.

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Now, I'm sorry to interrupt, but hi.
I am a klutz.
Bye.

Oooh! That actually rhymed! ;) Lolz!

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Well, the backpack tripped me.

Ha. Noice. LuminaryHorizon XD

SOOOO EMBARRASSING!!!

Ughhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Oh well.

I trudged on and felt my face burning. Ah, just an FYI, I don't blush. And I wasn't. I never do. Ever. EVER.

"Eeeep. Sorry."

We walked in silence for a while. Then, I tripped again. Wow. I'm such a freaking klutz. I know. I know. Ya don't have to remind me.

I know.

This time, it was worse than before.

My shoe fell off.

I yelped louder than I have ever yelped before in my whole entire life. THIS WAS SO FRICKIN' EMBARRASSING. SO, SO MUCH.

Like the nice gentleman Andrew was, he picked it up for me. And HE HANDED IT OVER TO ME.

I quickly took it and sprinted off to class. SO EFFING EMBARRASSINNNNNNGGGGGFFJDKAOAJCKSOQOANFNDNC. ALSODJEJXNAKQPDHFHDJSISHDHEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (That was me screaming. And yes, I scream. A lot.)

And, yup, I ditched him.

Told ya.

Super embarrassing.

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And that, my friends, is the most embarrassing thing that has EVER happened to me before. Yes, I know, it's a Cinderella story. And yes, I know, I'm a huge fan of fairy tales. However, I don't want that to happen NOW, and especially with ANDREW! FRICKIN' DREWBELL!!!!!!!!! And, yes, my friends, GrayXCora, ZodiacManiac32, Lori_Tamo_chan, bigsmallgirl04, Abby88924, HeyoMayo_03, and LuminaryHorizon, if you're reading this, I am very sorry. I am so, so sorry. I am a klutz. A terrible klutz. You can laugh at me all you want, 'cause I don't GIVE A CRAP!

Kidding! XD!

Wait a minute. I don't know why I just tagged you guys. PLEASE DON'T READ THIS!!!!!!!

Omg, I'm so embarrassed.

Well . . . you guys can laugh at me all you want now.

Toodles!