Aries: "OH SHIT"

Taurus: "Lmao fuck my life"

Gemini: "....Oh"

Cancer: "Might as well give up now"

Leo: "Lol don't care"

Virgo: "GOD FUCKIBG DAMN JT I HAD KNE FUCKING JOB DAMN IT"

Libra: *chillin*

Scorpio: "hahahahahaaaahahaaa shit"

Sagittarius: "Life goes on"

Capricorn: *actually able to fix problem*

Aquarius: "What the actual fuck"

Pisces: *cries*

I would probably say that. Tell me what you say