Aries: I hid a million dollars under the *dies*

Taurus: Thanks for the go away cake

Gemini: Knock knock.....who's there....*dies*

Cancer: Some cliché movie last words

Leo: You should see the look on your face

Virgo: I wondered how many times I've ever blinked

Libra: Lol bye

Scorpio: I'M READY FOR HELL

Sagittarius: Wait am I dying

Capricorn: Finally man this was exhausting

Aquarius: I see the light.....wait that's hell fire

Pisces: Tell my chinchilla I love him