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My First Love Monster
Notes: You are a 5th grader along with Kanade
Published on: (5.17.18)

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Your POV:

"Morning, Teach!" I yell out my common catchphrase every time I walk into the 5th-grade classroom.

Usually, someone at least says the same to me. However, this time, no one had noticed; everyone was surrounded by a certain someone's desk.

Piqued, I go ahead and check it out. My eyes widen to the sauce of saucers as I see what the commotion was about.

"Who ARE you!?" I bellow out and everyone turns to look at me.

A white-haired man with amethyst-colored irises stands in front of the desk, oblivious to all the on-lookers surrounding him. The one outstanding fact about him was the fact that he must have been at least 5 feet and 6 inches!

"It's me, Kanade Takahashi," the man who was supposed to be one of my best friends furrow his brows, "You seriously don't remember?"

"Ka-Kanade!?" I choke on my own spit from shock, "Wh-What happened!"

"I just woke up this way," Kanade bluntly explains, "It seems I'm finally taller than you."

"U-Urgh!" I bite my lip out of my frustration, "I'll be taller than you! Just watch!"

Stomping over to my desk, I slump in my chair. Dang, I never expected this turn of events.

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"Ha, ha!" I laugh at him as I stand triumphantly in front of the 5th grader, "I'm taller than you!"

"I'll beat you one day!" Kanade points at me with a victorious pose.

"Ha, doubt it!" I look down at him as I was a few inches taller, "You'll be like that forever, shorty!"

"Let's make a deal," the albino suggests, "If I am taller than you before the end of the school year, you have to do whatever I say!"

"Hah! Easy peasy," I brush off the risks of the bet, "It's on!"

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"Tch!" I click my tongue with a sense of defeat. My pride was shot down when I saw Kanade like that.

I was the tallest in the grade with an astonishing height of 4'10'', and yet Kanade manages to beat me by over half a foot!

Bitting my thumb, I can feel myself being filled with determination. I need to become taller than the giant himself!

Zipping open my bag, I withdraw a piece of paper and a pencil. In huge letters, I jot down 'HOW TO GET TALLER: THE ONE PUNCH MAN WAY!'.

"Run ten kilometers a day," I mumble to myself as I conjure some of the best ways to gain height in less than three months, "Do one hundred sit-ups, squats, and pushups. Drink at least ten cartons of milk each day, the white ones."

"What are you writing down, (Y/N)?" One of Kanade's friends pop up to the side and attempt to read my list of things to do.

"Nothing!" I instantly snatch the paper from the desks and hug it in my chest, "Now, shoo!"

"You're no fun," he frowns and heads back to Kanade and the others. The fool's so loud that you could hear him from across the room!

"It seems...making a list...milk," he tries to whisper but it comes out as a broken conversation on a phone with a bad connection.

"Sigh," I heave and stuff the paper in one of my workbooks, "I need to be at least 5'11" by the end of June!"

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"Come on...only-*pant, pant*- 5 kilometers left!" I struggle to catch my breath, "How hard was this supposed to be!?"
It's my first day in training, and I've already reached a slump. I'm already fatigued, despite not doing any of the sit-ups, pushups, or squats! Anime makes it seem so easy!

"(Y/N)?" I hear an irritating voice in the distance, "Is that you?"

"Who...?" Stopping in my tracks, I turn to see the giant, "Oh, it's-*pant, pant*-you."

"What are you doing?" He cocks his head to the side, looking down on me.

"I'm training, obviously," I roll my eyes and continue on.

"You don't look so good," he chases after me and manages to go at my pace, "Why don't you take a break?"

"I don't have the time!" I huff in response and command my legs to go faster, "Why do you care anyway?"

"'Cause it would be a problem if you fainted here," he points out.

"Whatever."

My legs soon feel as heavy as lead, and my running becomes strained. No matter how much I order my legs to move, they won't go anymore.

"See what I mean?" He lets out a breath, "Come on, I'll take you home."

"Wha-!"

I'm suddenly lifted off the ground and thrown on someone's shoulders. Instead of seeing the horizon, I see a dirt path.

"Let go of me!" As my legs were still feeling lethargic, I could only pound on Kanade's back with my fist, "This is assault!"

"Just let me do a favor for you, jeez..." He ignores my protests while heading off to my house, "I'm pretty sure your mom didn't know you were running this much, right?"

"S-So?" I pout and instinctively turn my head to the right even though he was looking at me, "Why does that matter?"

"You're pretty stupid, huh, (Y/N)?"

"D-Don't call me stupid!" I refute with a bit of an attitude.

"You are because you have no idea what are you doing," the albino scolds me while side-looking at me, "Working out like this will harm you, seriously!"

"H-How do you know?" I pout, not looking at him in the eye, "Besides, you're not my mom..."

"That doesn't give me a good reason to not care for you," he mutters, "I'm bringing you to your house, and you better explain all of this."

"C-Care?" My cheeks flare up, "Wh-Whatever. Yeah, just put me down!"

"No can do," he digs in his pockets to pull out a lollipop and sticks in his mouth.

As I continue to incessantly protest, he continues to ignore me and drops me off at my house.

My parents freaked out about why a 'guy from high school' was with me, my dad especially. After explaining who he was, they were shook. They even invited him to dinner! Fortunately, he had declined and went back home.

If he had arrived at dinner, I don't know what would have happened.

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Ever since then, I was obliged to change my workout schedule. Now, I can only run two kilometers at most!

As I was on my daily run, I notice Kanade with some petite girl. Even though she was tinier than me, I could tell she was older than me by at least five years.

"Who is that?" I cock a brow and decide to take a small break. This wouldn't be such a bad time to practice my eavesdropping.

"I mean...girlfriend," the fifth grader's words seem a bit distorted due to the distance from where I'm standing.

The girl's cheeks furiously glare up as she tries to utter out something.

Girlfriend? Aren't we a bit too- I don't know- young?

Wait, is he into older women!? That's weird!

Something urges me to continue staying rooted to my spot, even though it isn't right.

Jealousy? Is that what I'm feeling right now? For him!?

"Ah! (Y/N)!" Kanade waves over to me, motioning for me to come over.

"Hmph!" Because of my overbearing pride, I turn over and remove myself from the situation, "Idiot Kanade! Hanging out with a girl like that! Baka!"

I grumble more incoherent words as I jog off and into the sunset. I take out my frustration on my running, and my pace increases significantly.

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While everyone else is laughing off and hollering on their seats, I rest my head in a defeated manner.

"You know what day it isssss~?" An annoyingly, tall boy peeks into view.

"The last day of school..." I grumble with a disgruntled manner.

I had, unfortunately, run out of time, and only managed to gain an inch. Kanade, however, didn't change but was still taller than me.

"So, what's your wish? And don't make it too much so I can do it," I muffle my voice in my mouth soon after, "You deserved it anyway."

"What was that?"

"What?" I try to pretend that I didn't know a thing.

"Nevermind," he drops the subject, "I want you to be my girlfriend."

CRASH!

"WH-WHAT!?" I shout at him from the concrete floor as I had fallen off my chair.

"What I just said," he mimics a meme in a joking manner, "In case you really didn't hear-."

"No, I heard you just fine!" I stand up from the rigid, hard floor, "I can't do that!"

"Why not?" He flashes his puppy eyes at me and starts to yell childishly, "Since I won, you have to obey my orders!"
"We-Well," I stammer, trying to find a good answer, "It-It's because we're too young!"

"That shouldn't be such a huge problem," he thinks of that as nothing of high importance, "If it bothers you that much, we can just pretend and make it official when we're older. Is it because you don't like me?"

"I-I don't know," I fumble with my fingers as I feel everyone's stares pierce into my back.

"That's why we'll pretend," he beams at me, "To make you certain of your feelings!"

"Th-That doesn't sound too bad..." I mumble before I'm abruptly pulled over and swung over to a desk.

"This is my girlfriend from now on!" Kanade stands on the desk with me, grasping and holding my hand up high, "No one is going to bully her nor take her away from me, you got that!"

A few of them nod out of fear while most cheers and congratulates us on future success. Even our teacher was doing a little victory dance and even shouting out words like 'ship' and such.

I can feel my cheeks flare up as I look up to the boy-in-a-man next to me. Maybe it was the adrenaline flowing in me or just me spacing out, but I stand on my tippytoes in an attempt to kiss his cheek. Got to keep it G-rated.

Unfortunately, I was still too short, and I groan with irritation.

"Just wait till I manage to reach your height!"

Word Count: 1671

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(A/N): I think I will move my updates to once every two weeks because I'm way too lazy to write lolz.

Also: I'm shook.

Boi, how!? Honestly, I only wrote one Free! oneshot so huh.

So, as I may have been saying this already buttttt...

REQUESTS ARE OPEN!!!

I have no idea which anime dude to do next so I want to hear who you want to fantasize yourself with! Comment on my Requests: Open for Business part (the first part) who you'd like to see yourself with and I will gladly take your request!