Honoka: I'm walking down the street, I'm walking down the street, at night~

Bandit: Psst, hey.

Honoka: Hello?

Bandit: You got any money on you?

Honoka: Yeah.

Bandit: Gimme your money.

Honoka: No!

Bandit: I SAID, GIMME YOUR MONEY!

Honoka: NO! I'M NOT GIVING IT TO YOU!

Bandit: I MIGHT AS WELL TAKE IT FROM YOUR DEAD BODY! *starts shooting up the place*

Honoka: *running away* AHHHHH! *dodging bullets*

Bandit: GET BACK HERE, LITTLE LADY.

Honoka: *is cornered* Oh no...

Bandit: *aims gun at Honoka's head* Give me your money, or else.

Honoka: No, I'm not going to!

Bandit: Fine, I'll just shoot you!

???: *knocks bandit out*

Bandit: *passes out*

???: I didn't think so.

Honoka: ...

???: Are you okay, miss? *helps Honoka up*

Honoka: I'm alright.

???: You should really be careful. What are you doing out here at this time?It's dangerous here at night.

Honoka: I was buying fabric for my friend Kotori-Chan, but then I got lost, and whoever made this map needs to work on their drawing.

???: Huh? You're Honoka from u's?

Honoka: Yeah.

Half an hour later

Honoka: We're here. Thanks for walking me home...er...

???: Hiroki.

Honoka: Hiroki-Kun.

Hiroki: No problem. Good night!

Honoka: Good night!

The next day

Umi: YOU WHAT?

Honoka: I said, I almost got killed by some guy who wanted to rob me. Then this other guy came, knocked the robber out and walked me here.

Mitsuki: No wonder you're not dead.

Kaede: Are you sure the guy who saved you wasn't a shady person?

Honoka: I'm sure! A shady person wouldn't help anyone, would they?

Yuzu: Maybe they would, but just for their own ulterior motive.

Honoka: Okay. By the way, he and his friends are next in line to move in with us.

Kagami: ...You can't be serious.

Honoka: I'm serious. And turns out, Hiroki-Kun and his friends are genderbends of u's! Isn't that great?

Nico: It's not great! There can only be one Nico.

Honoka: They're coming in an hour, so you all better be ready~

Everyone: *groans*

An hour later

???: It's so big!

Rin-Chan: Hello! What's your name nya?

???: The name's Rin.

Rin-Chan: My name's Rin too!

Rin: Me too!

Rin-Kun (Rin-Chan's genderbend): I can tell you're a cat enthusiast wan~

Rin-Chan: Eh? How could you tell nya?

Rin-Kun: It's on your shirt wan.

Rin: Let us show you to your room.

Hikaru (Hanayo's genderbend): D-does this mean we have to share a room with someone?

Luka: Yes, it does.

Meiko: *pats Hikaru's shoulder* C'mon, your room's upstairs. Follow me! *goes upstairs*

Hikaru: C-coming! *follows Meiko*

A few hours later

Umo (Umi's genderbend): You know, even though we've only been here for three hours, I'm already starting to feel a connection.

??? (Nico's genderbend): Yeah, I guess.

Yurika: We still don't know what your name is.

???: If I told you, you'd all laugh at me.

Dia: Just do it.

???: Fine. My name's...Pico.

Nico: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PICO! LIKE BOKU NO-

*SLAP*

Nico: Ow! What the heck?

Pico: DO NOT SAY IT.

Rin-Kun: Boku No Pico?

Pico: *slaps Rin-Kun's face*

Rin-Kun: AHHHH. THE PAIN.

Kuro (Kotori's genderbend): Now now, Pico-Kun. Don't be difficult. Let's all eat carrot cake and not be angry.

Kotori: I was gonna suggest that. Except it was cheesecake.

Emi: CHEESECAKE! WOOOOOOO!

Nozomu (Nozomi's genderbend): Yay!

Arisu: Hey, I need someone to go out and get some tomato sauce. Erick and the Kagamines, go get it.

Erick (Eli's genderbend): Sure.

Rin: O-okay.

Len: LET'S GOOOOOOOO! *drags Erick and Rin with him*

Mako (Maki's genderbend): Is Rin gonna be okay?

Rin-Kun: Me wan?

Mako: No.

Rin-Chan: Me nya?

Mako: The blonde.

Gumi: Maybe.

Meanwhile

Rin: ...

Len: *whispering* Tell Erick.

Rin: *whispering* Tell him what?

Len: *whispering* Tell him he's hot~

Rin: *whispering* Why? You think he's hot?

Len: *whispering* No. You do though.

Rin: *whispering* What makes you think that?

Len: *whispering* Rin, I'm practically you. Of course I can just tell.

Rin: *whispering* Ugh.

Erick: Guys, look.

*a whole bunch of chickens are crossing the road*

All: Woah...!

Three hours later

Luka: Okay, boys. You know the arrangement.

Genderbends: Yes, ma'am.

Anna: Night guys!

Everyone else: Good night!

*lights go out*

Eli: Uh...can someone turn on the hallway light?

*hallway light turns on*

Eli: Thanks.

End