Nico: *sigh*

Maki: What?

Nico: I DID NOT GET MY COFFEE...

Maki...Seriously?

Nico: MAKI-CHAN, GET ME COFFEE.

Maki: Do it yourself.

Nico: SOMEONE.

Yuzu: Nah.

Mari: No.

Teto: I can't. Sorry!

Mina: No can do, sugar cube.

Nico: FINE THEN. I'LL JUST SING "RING AROUND THE ROSIE." *clears throat*

Karenka: *covers Nico's mouth* Don't do it. That song's disturbing. It has a bit of a dark origin.

Nico: OOOH! SOUNDS INTERESTING. I WANNA KNOW.

Karenka: Well, it dates back to the Black Death. You'd get this rash that looks like a rosie red ring. Then, you would smell so badly, that you would have to put flowers, or posies, into your pocket. Once the sickness actually kicks in, they'd have to cremate you.

Nico: *shudders* I WISH I DID NOT KNOW THAT.

Karenka: You did ask, so...that's your problem.

Nico: NOW I'M EVEN MORE UPSET. I GUESS I'LL BE HAVING NIGHTMARES.

Master: You really need to stop acting like this.

Nico: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME.

Master: No wonder Maki said you'll be forever alone.

Nico: Maki-Chan, seriously?

Maki: It's true. It's not like your gonna get a boyfriend or anything.

Nico: I WILL!

Maki: Nope.

Nico: YES, I CAN. I'LL SHOW YOU. *runs off*

Sonoko: She has an odd amount of determination.

Erisu: That's for sure.

In the living room

Nico: GACKUPO.

Gackupo: Hmm?

Nico: WILL YOU BE MY BOYFRIEND?

Gackupo: ...

Nico: ...

Gackupo: ...

Nico: ...

Gackupo: I'm not a lolicon. Won't that be pedophilia?

Nico: I AM NOT A LOLI. I AN SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD.

Gackupo: And I'm twenty-two.

Nico: CRUD. WHAT ABOUT YOU, ICE CREAM BOY?

Kaito: I don't want to be in a...you know.

Nico: Relationship?

Kaito: OOOOH. YOU SAID A BAD WORD.

Nico: That's not a bad word.

Kaito: Yes, it is!

Nico: ...

Kaito: ...

Nico: Whatever. BUT PLEASE.

Tomoe: What?

Nico: I DON'T CARE WHO, SOMEBODY GO OUT WITH ME!

Tomoe: I'll do it.

Nico: OH, THANK GOODNESS!

In a café

Nico: *looking out the window* (Shoot! I forgot that I don't even know the first thing about dating! Why did I have to rush myself? No. No negative thoughts here, Nico-Nii. I just need to try not to say anything awkward.)

Tomoe: *runs over* S-sorry! Did I take too long?

Nico: No, not at all! Have a seat. *pats the seat next to her*

Tomoe: Sure. *sits down*

*awkward silence*

Nico: So, um...nice weather we're having.

Tomoe: A-agreed. The weather today is quite pleasant.

*more awkward silence*

Nico: Y-you know, I always thought you were a girl.

Tomoe: I get that a lot. Every time I'm outside doing something, girls just randomly come and start calling me cute and stuff.

Nico: It's also really annoying when people start ganging up on you. And I'm like, "Ugh, why so close?"

Tomoe: I know! There're people out there who are just plain rude.

Nico: I know, right?

Tomoe: Like, there was this time, I was waiting in line to get on a roller coaster, and then, this lady flips out because her kid's too short to go in.

Nico: She must've been insane.

Three hours of talking later

Tomoe: *comes in* We're back!

Miyuki: Hello! Did Nico-San finally get a boyfriend?

Nico: No, I learned a valuable lesson.

Doctor Lamp: What's that?

Nico: You don't really need a boyfriend or girlfriend to be truly happy. Because having great friends is enough. Thanks, Tomoe, for helping me realize this.

Tomoe: Don't mention it, Nico-Chan.

Maki: But, that still means you're forever alone.

Nico: ...GOSH DARN IT, MAKI-CHAN!

End