Cryptonloids: *cleaning the attic*

Miku: I hate cleaning the attic. It's dumb.

Meiko: This place is a wreck, so someone has to clean it.

Rin: Why can't you do it by yourself?

Meiko: Because it's too big for one person to clean on their own.

Kaito: Who knows? We might find treasu-OOOOOOH. AN ENVELOPE.

Meiko: Watch out. Some of the floorboards might be loose.

Kaito: *gets hit by a loose floorboard* Ow. *picks envelope up and opens it*

Meiko: What does it say?

Kaito: *whispering* Meiko, we hit the jackpot. There's fifty thousand bucks here.

Meiko: *whispering* You're kidding.

Kaito: *shakes head* Not joking.

Meiko: We're gonna be rich! Twenty-five thousand each.

Rin: Twenty-five thousand what?

Kaito: Moolah.

Rin: GIMME.

Meiko: NO.

Kaito: THIS IS FOR ME AND MEIKO.

Meiko and Kaito: *make a run for it*

Len: ...What just happened?

Rin: Meiko-Nee and Kaito-Nii have so much money.

Len: Let's steal it from them.

Rin: Great idea.

Luka: Before you two go steal things, you have to help finish the attic.

Kagamines: Fine...

Two hours later

Rin: I saw Meiko-Nee put the envelope in her room. There's a security system inside this compartment in the wall.

Len: So?

Rin: You have to put your hand inside the compartment, but my arm's too short.

Len: I'll do it. What am I supposed to do besides putting my hand in there?

Rin: There's a plug inside of it that's powering the system. You just need to unplug it.

Len: Easy peasy! *sticks his hand into the compartment*

Rin: I'll keep watch. *keeps a lookout*

*beeping noise*

Rin: Eh?

*CRACK*

Len: AGHH!

Rin: Dude, shut up!

Len: MY ARM MY ARM!

Rin: Len, do me a solid and scream a little quieter.

Len: THIS IS THE WORST PAIN I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED!

Rin: *covers Len's mouth* You are risking our chances of getting the money!

Meiko: I see you're trying to take our stuff.

Kagamines: *get electrocuted* AHHHHHHH!

Later

Rin-Kun: You want us to distract Ice Cream Man wan?

Len: Yes, exactly.

Hanayo: What exactly are we supposed to do to distract him?

Len: Anything! Something that'll keep him out of his room.

Yuzu: I thought it was in Meiko's room.

Rin: Kaito-Nii moved it earlier.

Len: He's coming! *runs into Kaito's room*

Kaito: Hey, guys! Whatcha doing~?

Maki: Stuff.

Mina: Hey, you wanna get ice cream with us?

Kaito: But Luka confiscated my wallet again.

Mina: It's on us.

Kaito: Oh boy!

Meanwhile

Len: *wrecking the place* Ugh. Where did that guy put it? It has to be somewhere!

Half an hour later

Len: Found it!

*footsteps*

Len: Crap. *hides under the bed*

Kaito: *comes in* What the fuck? What happened?! Who cares, I'll just clean it.

*BOOM*

Kaito: Phew. That was quick!

Len: ... (I hope he doesn't find me under here...)

Kaito: *sits on his bed*

Len: *sneezes*

Kaito: What the hell? *looks around*

Len: ... (Uh oh.)

Kaito: I guess I was hearing things.

Len: (That was close!)

Kaito: *pulls Len from under the bed*

Len: EEEEEEK!

Kaito: Ah, you're trying to rob me, aren't you?

Len: NOPE.

Kaito: I know you're lying.

Len: *tries to run*

Kaito: *holding Len's collar* Not so fast, little man.

Len: What are gonna do? Beat me up?

Later

Rin: *opens the door* Ooooh. A box. *opens the box*

Meiko: *pops up* DUN DUN DUN!

Rin: What the heck are you doing inside a box?

Meiko: Nothing.

Rin: *ties Meiko up*

Meiko: What're you doing?

Rin: We're gonna interrogate you. Kaito-Nii's already here. Len.

Len: *ignoring her*

Rin: LEN.

Len: ...

Rin: LEN, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE.

Len: Okay.

Rin: *slaps Kaito*

Kaito: Ow!

Len: *shudders* Why'd you do that?

Rin: To ask questions. I read it in a book. You go first.

Len: *slaps Kaito*

Rin: You're supposed to ask him a question.

Len: Oh. What color's my underwear?!

Rin: *facepalm* Where's the money?

Meiko: I will never tell you. NEVER.

Len: Where is it?!

Meiko: NO.

Kaito: *sweating*

Rin: Hmm...since you won't tell us, I'll ask him.

Len: Bro, where is the Moolah?

Kaito: ...

Rin: Come on, man!

Kaito: *whimpering*

Kagamines: SPIT IT OUT!

Kaito: OKAY! IT'S IN THE PANTRY IN A SAFE AND THE PASSWORD IS ELEPHANT. AND YOUR UNDERWEAR IS WHITE WITH YELLOW STRIPES!

Rin: HOORAY!

Len: ...How did you know that?

Kaito: Your pants are falling down.

Len: Crud.

Downstairs

Rin: *types in the password* YES.

Len: Why does it look weird?

Tomoe: Ah! You found my fake money!

Meiko: Huh?

Kaito: What are you talking about?

Tomoe: I was gonna prank someone, but I forgot where I put it.

Rin: So...it's worth nothing?

Tomoe: Yeah.

Kagamines, Meiko, and Kaito: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

End