Kaede: AWW YEAH! I'VE GOT A SWEET NEW VIDEO CAMERA!

Harupopo: What're you gonna do with it?

Kaede: I dunno...

Yuu: YOU CAN MAKE A MOVIE!

Kaede: GENIUS. About what?

Yuzu: Us...?

Kaede: Great idea!

Arisu: There is no way I'm starring in that stupid movie you're going to make.

Sakuya: I will. I look good on camera at any angle~

Rumi: T-this can't be that bad.

Pico: I will finally get a chance to show the world how handsome I am!

Nico: Nico wants to be on camera too!

Kaede: Cool! Let's get started.

A bit later

Kaede: So...uh...this is gonna be about a captain and her ship. Honoka, you're the captain, Kotori's the first mate, and Umi's...some other person.

Honoka: What's gonna happen?

Kaede: The ship is going to be attacked by a...polar bear!

Kotori: Got it.

Kaede: ACTION.

Honoka: Kotori-Chan!

Kotori: Yes, captain?

Honoka: Get the raw fish out of the galley! We have to buy Umi-Chan time before the bear starts chasing her.

Umi: WHAT?

Kaede: CUT. I like it, but I don't love it. NEXT!

Yuu: We're here!

Kaede: Haruka, you're the wife, Mitsuki's the husband, and Yuu's the camel.

Yuu: Does the camel have any lines?

Kaede: Not today, Yuu. ACTION!

Harupopo: Oh, we are all so thirsty. Dear?

Mitsuki: Yes, good wife?

Harupopo: You have to go and find us some water.

Mitsuki: Of course. I am...brave.

Harupopo: And you'll leave the camel here with me.

Mitsuki: Wait, you want me to WALK?

Kaede: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ow...my stomach. *snickers* Let's try another type-horror.

Nico: Okay!

Kaede: So, here's the cast list. *hands out papers*

Nico: NICO-NICO-NO WAY! Why do I have to be the one that dies first?

Pico: I'm not fat, right?

Nagisa: At least I survive.

Chie: Yay! I'm the murderer!

Kaede: AND ACTION!

Half an hour later

Chie: I'm so so so so sorry. I didn't mean to almost kill everyone...

Nico: YOU SHOULD BE.

Kaede: Perhaps I should try out a bit calmer type-romance.

Len: Why do I have to be here?

Kaede: You're an interesting person.

Len: Why did you choose me out of the many other people here?

Kaede: I couldn't find anyone else. Besides, you and that ice cream loving doofus are like, best bros. It shouldn't be that awkward, right?

Len: Actually, it could be pretty awkward.

Kaede: Okay, part one. ACTION!

Karenka: U-um...I...uh...

Mina: ...I am NOT doing this. I have no experience with love.

Kaede: Do you think that most actors and actresses do?

Mina: *raises an eyebrow* Yes. In fact, there are some that are actually married.

Kaede: Whatever. TAKE TWO.

Erisu: I can't do this! We're sisters!

Arisu: I-it shouldn't be that bad.

Kaede: *facepalm* Take three.

Konata: *high pitched voice* Oh, Kagamin, I have always loved you, ever since we met~

Kagami: Too bad, I don't love you back.

Konata: *high pitched voice* But, why?

Kagami: I'm not interested in anyone. I'm sorry.

Konata: *manly voice* Kagamin, noooooo! *falls to her knees*

Kaede: EXCELLENT. *claps* Next!

Len: Uh...I forgot my lines.

Kaede: Don't be stupid. I didn't give you lines. Just...say whatever comes to mind.

Len: I don't know what to say!

Kaede: Fine. Kaito, take initiative.

Kaito: Okay. Now?

Kaede: YES.

Kaito: *sigh* I'm...in love with you. Ever since that day I met you for the first time. As I got to know you, I just fell for you even more.

Everyone else: O_O

Kaito: W-will you be mine...?

Len: Y-yes...

Kaede: ...Woah.

Meiko: *under her breath* Oh shit...

Kaito: *blushes heavily* I-is that good enough for you...?

Kaede: C-cut..!

Rin: Oh crap. That was so awkward.

Kanna: Are you insane? That was the perfect example I needed!

Elise: Epic plot twist: They have to keep their love a secret from their homophobic friends.

Risa: THAT IS THE BEST IDEA I HAVE EVER HEARD.

Len: U-um, Kaede? Are you okay?

Kaede: ...It's okay. I'm...fine. *leaves*

Len: OH THANKS A LOT, KAITO. YOU INSULTED HER.

Kaito: WHAT DID I DO TO OFFEND HER?

Len: Nothing. I needed to yell at someone.

Hanayo: D-do you think she left because...we failed her?

Kotori: This can't be happening. As u's, we're supposed to make people happy, not sad!

Yuzu: Then, let's make our own movie! To show her that we're sorry.

Erick: That's a first.

Yuzu: What do you mean?

Erick: I find it surprising that you, of all people, would suggest that.

Yuzu: W-we're friends. I can't let her feel down.

Much later

Chika: Maple-Chan~ We have a surprise for you!

Kaede: And what would this surprise be, exactly.

Yuzu: You'll see.

Kaede: Are you sure you guys made it?

Yuzu: We're positive.

An hour and a half later

Kaede: Woah. That was awful.

Mimorin: Yeah.

Kaede: Thanks. That was the best thing I've ever gotten. What drove you to make that, anyway?

Emi: As an apology. We upset you didn't we?

Kaede: No.

Aya: What happened?

Kaede: I just needed to recover from all those weird stuff Kaito said earlier.

Kaito: Y-you wanted it to be romantic, so that's what I did!

Yuzu: Friends?

Kaede: Friends.

Both: *hug each other*

Everyone else: AWW~

End