Rin:I'm bored lets prank call someone.

Me:How about Ulquiorra

Rin:great idea *dial ulquiorra's phone number*

Ulquiorra:Hello

Rin:Hi i would like to order a pizza

Ulquiorra: ....what?

Rin:I said i would like to order a pizza

Ulquiorra:I'm sorry but i don't know what pizza is.

Rin:HOLY JESUS! WHERE DO YOU LIVE LET ME ORDER YOU ONE

Ulquiorra: ...what?

Rin:what toppings would you like?

Ulquiorra:*hangs up*

Rin: ...well i feel utterly rejected....

Me: *hugs rin*its okay don't worry

Rin*stars crying* WHY DID HE HANG UP?!!

Me:well we got to go bye

Rin:Bye everyone*continues to cry*   

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