Me: Who should we prank call today?

Rin:How about Toshiro

Me:You mean Toshiro Hitsugaya captain of squad 10 and child of prodigy

Rin:Yes that Toshiro

Me:Aright lets do it*dials Toshiro's phone number*

Toshiro:Hello?

Me:Hello! This is the president of the Hitsukarin fan club. We're here to ask you some questions.

Toshiro:Hitsu....karin?

Me:Huh? You don't know? This is a club for the most aggressive shippers of Karin x Toshiro.

Toshiro:Me and kurosaki?! What are you talking about?! You have no proof of that at all!

Me:it's there throughout the series! The Hitsukarin moments!

Toshiro: ...Matsumoto, it's you isn't it...?

Me:W-what?!No! This is...Rin

Rin:Did you just use my name?

Me:*whispers to Rin*sorry i did not have a choice.

Rin:whatever

Toshiro:Oh sorry,"Rin". I just thought you were someone i knew.

Me:*whispers* phew

Toshiro:what'd you want?

Me:Can you please turn around?

Toshiro:Sure*turns around*what do---
Matsumoto what are you looking at?

Rangiku:Some pictures of you and Karin together

Toshiro:where the hell did you get does photos from.

Rangiku:The Hitsukarin fan club send them to me.

Toshiro:YOU. I'm going to find you and I'm going to kill you.

Me:Who? Me?

Toshiro:YES. YOU.

Me:*gulps*Well look at the time is getting late i go to go bye*hangs up*

Rin:Do you want to hide in the basement?

Me:yes lets go*hides in the basement with Rin for a week*

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Well that's all for now see you later maybe
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