Do you ever get these wacko's at school that randomly come up to you and confess their love to you and ask you to be their girlfriend just like that without you even knowing who the hell they are?

No?

But that's exactly what happened to you just the other day, after school in an empty classroom, and god damn it caught you totally off-guard that you blurted out the first thing that came to your mind.

"Uh... sorry... b-but I swing the other way..."

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The guy felt rather embarrassed at your answer but despite that he stayed put for a while before deciding to turn on his heels and bolt straight towards the exit without a single word.

But you on the other hand sat frozen and wide eyed at your pathetic excuse before letting out a low screech in embarrassment and smacking your forehead until it turned red.

Your immediate thought was that it's probably gonna be headline news the next day at school but thankfully enough you didn't get weird stares or hear gossips about you so that was enough to tell you that the guy remained silent about the encounter.

So, for now you sit quietly in class, waiting for homeroom to begin, as these crazy thoughts run wildly through your mind, and you hope that you don't come across that guy ever again.

You're so lost in your thoughts that you don't even realise that you're staring straight at your seat mate until he mutters something, rather coldly.

"If you're gonna be lost in your thoughts and stare at something just make sure it's not at me you shitty brat."

Your eyes suddenly focuses and they absorb his features. His face is pale and it has a stoic expression covering it, along with dark raven hair complete with an undercut, that has a lot girls swooning.

"And there you go again not listening to what I just said." He mutters, and this time you feel a flick on your forehead.

"Ow!" You groan and immediately shoot your hands up to the most likely reddening spot. "Don't resort to physical abuse, short stack."

"Tch," you earn another flick but this time on your nose. "It's Levi, you little shit."

You groan once more and pout, "Don't be so cold Levi." You move closer to him and ruffle his hair.

"Piss off."  He reacts by pressing his right hand over your forehead as an attempt to get you away from him but it doesn't help him since you move your head back and then to the right allowing his hand to slip passed behind you, and over your shoulder.

"You're one annoying shit, (y/n)." He growls while you giggle at the interaction and now, since you're much closer to him you can see a clear scowl on his face.

"Oi!"

Your actions are suddenly halted at the sudden cry for attention and both you and Levi quickly remove your hands from each other in order turn around so you can register from whom the sudden call had come from.

But your eyes instantly widens at the sight and your cheeks flush a shade of scarlet because it's that guy from the other day.

You gasp softly, wanting to immediately crawl under your desk and hide or better yet die but alas you stay put.

Your hear whispers from your classmates and your ears barely manage to catch an important piece of info.

"Isn't that the new guy, Reiner from class 3-E... What is he doing here?"

No wonder you hadn't seen him before because he's a transfer.

"I thought you said you swing the other way." He bluntly states, staring at you dead in the eye.

"Ahah..." You let out nervously before briefly turning to look at Levi, whose eyebrow is slightly raised. "Well... you see... that was before I got a look at this guy..." You laugh nervously.

Levi looks at you questioningly and the same goes for that Reiner guy.

"One look at this guy and it was enough to make me straight..." You admit sheepishly, and you quickly throw your arm over Levi's shoulder despite knowing full well that you're definitely gonna die by his hands, later.

"That doesn't even make sense." Reiner argues and simply stares at you and you hear Levi's sigh of disapproval but nonetheless he doesn't say anything, rather you pinch his side telling him to he play along.

"It does!" You counter. "Have you taken a look at him?" You do a hand action to display his outwardly handsome face. "And he also has the power to make straight guys swing the other way so you might wanna leave before his charms has a direct hit on you..."

Levi smirks slightly, "My charms is not the only thing that can make a direct hit." Levi retorts, coldly, which surprises you and he goes on to raise his fisted hand and Reiner flinches slightly but alas, Levi breaks the fists, allowing his hand to freely run through his hair.

You almost choke at Levi's actions and he seemed to have scared the shit out of Reiner.

But more importantly, did he really just play along?

"You two are so freaking weird." Reiner mumbles before turning to leave, heading to another guy with black shaded hair whose talking with your classmate known as Annie.

Once Reiner and his friend leave you immediately release your arm from around Levi and mumble a Titan load of apologies, hoping that it'll be enough for him to let you live to see the next day.

"Tch..." Levi spits brashly and he leans back in his chair whilst adjusting his cravat. "I see Hanji's planted a lot of shit in your head... Unless you really swing that way." He looks at you out of the corner of his eyes.

"Did you really just say swing?" You completely ignore his question, since you're surprised at Levi using slang.

"Don't dodge the question you little shit." He shoots, as he rests his head on the palm of his left hand whilst directly facing you.

"I'm straight as a ruler okay!" You exclaim and in a super fast motion, you stand up, incredibly straight and completely frozen.

"Sit down already." He sighs deeply while he stares at you. "And in earnest you're really are an idiot of the highest calibre."

"Thank you." You say, taking a seat like nothing just happened.

"It was an insult you brat." He clicks his tongue.

"It's close enough to a compliment which nobody ever gets from you." You mirror his leaning stance and stare back at him.

"Tch, shut it." He brashly says. "And I told you not to stare at me brat."

"And why not?" You mumble with a soft pout.

"Because I'm fabulous."

Your jaw drops at his words and you watch as he runs a hand through his hair with a little smirk.

A/n: Yo! *Meliodas voice* lmao this one shot's weird but don't judge because you actually get these wacko's at my campus that suddenly just come up to you and confess to wanting to be your boyfriend. In fact, it happened to two of my closest friends, twice. *Shivers*

~Author-chan 💜