Stripper!Levi Ackerman AU

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Warning ~ Obviously slight sexual content and most likely cursing
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The black building blended into the night's darkness without a problem.
Some, if not all, would say you would never know the use for the building if you haven't lived the experience.
With the assistance of tinted windows, the outside world knew nothing of the actions taking place.
It was most likely for their own good.
This small,quiet town probably couldn't handle it. Well, that was with the exception of those who already visited and knew.
The obsidian sky was in a battle with the gleaming moon.
Unknown to the innocent sky, its darkness resembled that building.
Not only it's outer counter part,but on the inside.
No, not the interior.
That was in red velvet diamond pattern playing among the lively walls. Nor, the lighting,as that was swirls or vivid green and blue. Not even the gleaming pole,but said person?
Indeed, it matched up with the ebony locks of the infamous Levi Ackerman.
His name.
Levi Ackerman.
That was a name that was at the top of the list in the business he was in. Well,with his build and ravishing features, he was the jackpot for the owner Erwin Smith.
Erwin couldn't even count the stack of money Levi brings him in before he brings in another hefty stack.
For the privileged people that knew about this place, the other dancers were okay,but Levi was the main attraction.

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"But (Y/n)!"

"No Hanji. I've already told you, I will not go."

"You have to!"

Your (e/c) eyes rolled in annoyance. Yes, the energetic brunette was your best friend,but she could be a handful.

"How in the hell did you even find out about this place?"

Hanji smirked at the inquiry of her best friend.

"I was at this party,and this chick gave me a brown bag. So, I obviously took it and opened it! I looked inside and-"

Hanji paused to take something out of her pocket. You let out a huff of breath and averted your eyes to the perimeter of your shared apartment.

'Wow, we need to clean.'

Things were out of order,as your other dear friend, Mikasa went to visit her brother.
She was what usually kept things in order.
You averted your attention back to your friend,as she shoved something in your face. You snatched it out of her hand,so you could actually see it.
It was a brass pocket watch. It was beautifully crafted with designs of flowers and vines across it. You turned it over the read what the calligraphy on the back said.

Dear holder,

Go down the rabbit hole and onto the pole. Tick-tock eight is one the the third clock. We welcome you to Wonderland.

You looked over at Hanji with a confused face. Hanji was quick to explain.
It's at {Address} tonight, Wednesday, at eight!
Now you were really confused.
"Oh, it was written on the bag!"
You mentally slapped her.
"Why didn't you just hand me the bag then?"
Hanji just shrugged and went over to you. She then proceeded to drag you away to get ready.

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"Alright Levi, do you have your routine and outfit set up?"

Levi looked at his boss with a blank expression.

"I swear the shit I do for you and money."

Erwin clasped Levi on the back.

"That's the spirit Levi! Money!"

"Whatever."

Levi then walked to his personal dressing room.
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"I told you I didn't want to wear this!"

Hanji playfully punched you on the shoulder.

Hanji had forced you to wear a princess cut black dress. The smooth material went a few inches above the knees. It has sleeves,but those were rapped around your arm, right below the shoulder. Your makeup made you look beautiful without over doing it.

"You look hot! Plus, you can't look to skanky in a strip club!"

"Oh, so your saying I look skanky?"

You were about to just go home,when Hanji dragged you to the front door.

"This looks like a factory anyways. Are you sure we're not about to get kidnapped or something?"

Hanji ignored your comment and watched,as a small slot in the door opened.

You looked at it skeptically. You didn't like this.

"Key?"

You and Hanji looked at each other,then back to the door.

"Oh, Hanji give him the watch."

"Oh, okay!"

Hanji handed the watch to the man,and a young man with blond hair opened the door.
He was adorably dressed in a more sensual version of the mouse. You found this to be pretty clever. Maybe, this wouldn't be that bad.
This place was decked out in Wonderland theme.
Different colors could be seen dancing upon the objects everywhere.
The seats were replaced with seats decorated as mushrooms.
You looked over to the illuminated bar, to see a young man with two toned hair. His hair was styled in two different shades of purple,as he was the Cheshire cat. His golden nameplate read Jean.
You went over to the bar and sat down. Your eyes averted to the scenery. Then you realized something.

"Hanji?"

Well, God knows where she is.

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"Fucking Erwin and his ass making me wear this."

Levi looked in the mirror and adjusted his costume.

"It's no wonder why he's the Caterpillar with those damn eyebrows."

Then, something unexpected happened. Levi turned around to find a sight.

"Speak of the devil."

"Nice to see you too Levi."

"Hey Erwin, is that Hanji next to you?"

"Damn right shorty!"

Yep, it was Hanji.

"Why the hell are you here?"

Levi listened to one of his high school acquaintances ramble on. He didn't really pay attention,as she and Erwin caught up. He was okay zoning out,until Hanji tapped him on the shoulder.

"Hey Levi, I have a favor to ask of you."

His face cringed in disgust.

"Please tell me it's not what I'm thinking,or else I will kill you right here and now."

Hanji laughed.

"Same old Levi!"

She grabbed his wrist and lead his to where he could see outside. He squinted to see in the lights. All this time and it still bothered him.

"Hey, you see that girl at the bar?"

Damn, did he ever.

"Yeah?"

"That's my friend (Y/n). She never has any fun! Please do something special for her! PLEASE LEVI!"

"Not if you keep screaming in my fucking ear!"

Who was he kidding, he would have anyway. Now, he just had a good reason.

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You glared at the damn stage. Nothing was happening. Nothing. Not a damn thi-
"(Y/N)!"
You whipped you head sideways to see Hanji.
"Hey, where were you?"
Hanji waved her hand in the air.
"Saw some old friends."
You chuckled a little bit.
"Nice to know your friends are doing so well, considering where we are."
Hanji was going to laugh,until she realized you didn't even know the half of it.

"Oh (Y/n)! It's starting!"

"Your eyes looked at the stage bored.

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You had to admit, this kinda wasn't all that bad. Although, you couldn't fight the massive blush that was painted on you.
Then, you heard every person in the place scream.
You looked at Hanji.
"Hey, why is everyone screaming?"
You had to shout over the people and music starting to play.
"They said their best dancer was going on."
You nodded.
Then, you listened. It was 'Flawless' by Beyonce. Well, that speaks volumes on the person's views.

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It's that Yoncé, your Yoncé in that lingerie
On that chardonnay, scoring touchdowns on yo runway
I'm Texas forever like Bun B, and I'm redboned yo
Billion Ring like Donjae, I'm camo in here yo
These thots can't clock me nowadays
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The song blasted from speakers. As the verse played, someone walked up to the pole. The Mad Hatter. You couldn't clearly see his face from the tilted down hat. But, you could see his beautiful dark hair. The women were acting like hungry dogs. They practically flung themselves at the stage.

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You wish I was your pound cake
Boy you know I look good as fuck
You wish I was your babymomma
Want me to come around and give you good karma, but no
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He started to dance on the pole. His hand grasped the pole,as the other still gripped the hat.
His hips were hypnotic as he danced.
You were lost in all of his movements,as he gracefully spun.
You had to admit, he was amazing. He was very handsome looking,from what you could see.

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You wake up, flawless
Post up, flawless
Ridin' round in it, flawless
Flossin' on that, flawless
This diamond, flawless
My diamond, flawless
This rock, flawless
My Roc, flawless
I woke up like this, I woke up like this
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You didn't know shit about his personal life,but from what you could see, he was 'flawless'.
You would believe it if he told you he woke up like that.
Damn right you would.
You then saw the girls swoon and shove money in his shorts and exposed chest,as he walked to the floor. Some even put it atop his top-hat.
Your eyes widened,as stunning gray ones collided with yours. He then was placed in front of you. You didn't dare move.

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I wake up looking this good
And I wouldn't change it if I could
(If I could, if I, if I, could)
And you can say what you want
I'm the shit (what you want I'm the shit)
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He set himself in your lap. You looked at Hanji,as she clapped her hands excitedly. You knew that shit eating smirk.

"What the hell did you do!"

Hanji shook her head.

"No, it's about what you're going to do!"

"ASSHOLE!"

You then squeaked,as he started to grind on you. His muscular build was evident,as you tried to look away. Sweat glistened on his every feature. His smell was intoxicating. It alone left your brain cloudy.
Your face adorned a vibrant red.
You were at a lost for breath, as you saw his clouded eyes.
You put a few dollars on his hat.

Then, just like that, he left and went backstage.

You glared at Hanji. But, you didn't have time to register what was going on,as she dragged you backstage.

Erwin smiled and let you two pass.

You looked around and tried to hide your face,as half nude people shot you questioning looks. This was surly strange. Why did you let her drag you in this?

You then came to a wooden door that read 'Levi'. You were then pushed in by Hanji. You shot here an unforgiving glare.

"Levi! This is (Y/n). (Y/n) this is Levi. Well friends, have fun!"

She then ran before you could kill her.

You didn't know what to do,as the attractive male walked up to you.

"Wanna see if I wake up like this?"

"Maybe."

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