I was lying down, thinking about how Denki and Kirishima were ketchup and mustard, and then I thought, HOLY CRAP!!! Deku's Relish! And that's my inspiration for this stupid one-shot.
Mina walked up to Kirishima and Kaminari. "Hey guys," she said, gaining the attention of the entire class, "Look at what I discovered!" She pulled Denki and Kiri up to the front of the class and said, "We all know they're Ketchup and Mustard, BUT! There's also Relish!" She pauses in her speech to pull Deku away from Iida and Todoroki and said, "We now have our Food Group!" The three boys looked to each other and slowly started laughing at the thought of being Food. "While were up here, Kiri, Izu, and I have some announcements." He got everyone's attention when he said Izu. "Eijiro and I are step-brothers and Izu and I are dating." Denki grabbed Izu by the waist, swung him closer and kissed him passionately on the lips, making Deku blush like crazy.
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