A/N: This is Turkey x Greece my dude, so basically it's yaoi--

Also @PeridoodleTheDoodle did like-- half?? Ish?? So yeah, she's an amazing friend, and I love her so you should totally follow her~~~~~

"Jerk." Heracles snapped.

"Jackass." Sadık countered.

Mindless banter like this was normal for the two - they'd come to terms with their mutual hatred for each other and decided that this was, and would always be, a completely normal occurrence. Slinging insulting words of empty meaning at each other was how they kept themselves sane, essentially.

Yet despite it all, Heracles felt a strange attachment to this man he so avidly claimed he despised, feeling empty when he wasn't around and often finding himself getting lost in those charming, brown-colored eyes on the rare occasion he took his obscuring mask off. The fluttery feeling he experienced in his chest whenever the man flashed a smile, whether it be genuine or mocking, aggravated him to no end. He couldn't explain the feeling, all he knew was that he wanted it gone.

Unfortunately, things don't always go as one would hope, Heracles would soon find out on this particular day.

"Hey, Jackass!" Sadık shouted, walking towards the lazy Greek.

"No." The Greek quietly replied as he acknowledged the ambitious Turkish man calling out to him in insult.

"Hey! I am trying to say something to you--" Sadık shouted before being cut off.

"Don't care. Wanna sleep." Heracles told him hurriedly,desperately trying to ignore this annoying, yet captivating, man. He began petting one of his many cats on the head gently, using it as a distraction.

But the man just wouldn't leave. He could feel Sadik looming over him, his mask-covered eyes somehow boring into the back of his skull.

And then he said something absolutely mortifying.

"Why sleep alone when you could sleep with me, eyy?" The Sadık asked suavely, and he could practically hear a wink pass through the mask and slap him upside the head.

His face flushed red. He sat up quicker than he could fall asleep and stared at Sadık with unbelieving eyes. "What--?"

"You heard me, dude guy! I want to sleep with you!"

That's when he noticed that Sadık's mask was off. So that's why he felt his eyes sinking in his skull, and the tell-tale feeling of the wink, that had been granted to him oh-so-graciously, hitting him viciously. Yet another thing to freak out about.

"W-ah-- whAt?" Heracles asked again, only louder and full of MUCH more anxiety.

Sadık laughed and flashed a smile. Heracles's heart fluttered. "Don't think of it that way, you silly moron guy! You just look cold, so I thought I'd warm you up!"

The Greek looked away from him, "Wha-What has gotten into you,Sadık..?!" He inquired barely above a whisper, still filled to the brim with confusion and fear.

"I've decided I'm gay for you, sleepy-dude-guy!" Sadık announced, giving his signature smirk.

"whAT?" The Grecian man could not believe what he was hearing. "Y-You--" He cut himself off with a splutter, trying to get his stuttering under control, "You must be joking... There's no way..."

Sadık simply ignored him, not giving Heracles a chance to object as he laid down right beside him. Forest green eyes stared down at him with the most unbelieving gaze.

"Liking what you see, eyy dude-guy~?" Sadık asked in a teasing voice.

Heracles's cheeks flamed and he quickly averted his gaze from the man laying in front of him, "I-I, I-- N-No!" He barely managed to the stutter the words out. It was getting way too hard to hide his emotions now. 'Yes,' He wanted to say. 'Yes, I love it.' But he couldn't just say that to Sadık! Never!

...Or could he?

"O-Or, well, maybe..." He found himself speaking before he could protest to himself, "...Maybe I, uh... Like it. A little bit..."

'My life is over. Might as well start digging my grave. Make sure Sadık doesn't come to my funeral. Then I might die twice.'

He almost jumped out of his skin when Sadık responded with laughter. Actual, genuine laughter, and not just the loud, obnoxious (yet endearing) laughter that's usually spat in his face on any other occasion.

"Haha, I knew it!™" The loud Turk exclaimed, laughing his deep laugh.

"Wh... Why me...?" Heracles asked shakily in a mere whisper.

"Eh? What do you mean?" Sadık asked, his laughter stopping almost immediately.

"I mean, why would you choose me... when there are so many others... who are better--"

Sadik quickly shushed him. "Because you're the best, I know you the best. Besides I think you're the only one who can deal with my dickeyness."

"Your... Your what--?" The Grecian could never understand other people.

"Isn't it obvious?" He grinned, "I'm a douchebag, and you're pretty good at dealing with me, even if you probably want to choke me out!" He laughed, patting his shoulder in a p p r e c i a t i o n .

Heracles only blinked, staring at the other man for a moment before letting out what could barely pass as an amused chuckle. He blushed v e r y darkly. "Th-That is true... The choking you out part, at the very least..."

Sadık laughed, his laugh contagious, "See? I told you! So come on, love me?"

Heracles hid his face in his hands. "W-Why wouldn't I? I... I mean,, I have felt,, t h a t way for a while but I never thought you would--" He trailed off, stuttering like me having a seizure.

"Haha! I knew your sleepy ass could never resist me!" The cocky Turk shouted triumphantly, grinning.

"I'm regretting this already--" Heracles sighed.

"Come on tough guy! Can I get a kiss~?" The Turk asked, cooing in a sing song voice.

Heracles' cheeks get even darker. "...I-If you take if..."

Sadık smirked a smirk that caused a shiver to go down Heracles' back "Well~ if you insist~" Sadık then grabbed Heracles' chin and lifted it softly, causing Heracles to look into Sadık's eyes, and then moved his lips closer to Heracles' lips, going at an agonizingly slow rate.

The tension from Sadık moving so slowly was bothering Heracles to the point of him putting his hand on Sadık's cheek and starting the kiss himself.

Sadık chuckled into the kiss. "Can't wait eyy~?"

"Shut up." The Hellenic man uttered.

Sadık eventually pulled away and Heracles couldn't help but whine at the loss of contact.

"Come on ya crazy dude guy! Come to my house so we can sleep better." Sadık suggested.

"I don't care." Heracles claimed, attempting to hide his joy in finding out his precious love felt the same way.

In Sadık's car, Heracles fell asleep as they drove towards the horizon.

"Beni delirmiş olmana rağmen seni seviyorum." The man whispered lovingly before pulling into his driveway and bringing Heracles into his bedroom, laying down, and sleeping with the one he loves the most.