In union academy the teachers and students just finished class as they were heading to the dorms the students ran to the dorms to get ready to watch the news but you probably be asking yourselfs why the news well it's to watch a certain news anchor Yn ln that does his own news channel but it's anime news

Team Rwby room

Ruby:I'm excited to watch Yn

Yang:me to hope to see him in a sexy suit~

Blake:me to make me heat up seeing him all sharp and sexy~

Weiss:you two hold back your heat cycles please

Team jnpr room

Nora:let's watch it already

Ren:let's calm down Nora

Phyrra:yeah Nora will watch Yn soon

Jaune:I wonder what he has in store for all of us

The orc room

Akeno:I can't wait to watch my husband do his job

Rias:your husband you must be mistaken akeno he's my husband

Akeno:your mistaken rias Yn my man

Xenovia:please ladies do you want Yn angry if knew you two had another fight you don't want another punishment do you two

Rias:no

Akeno:yeah no

Asia:I hope it's funny

Issie:it's Yn of course it's going to be funny

Gasper:I hope it's not scary

Koneko:Yn doesn't put anything scary of his episodes

Kiba:let's see what Yn has in store for us

Fairy tail guild

Natsu:let's watch Yn news

Happy:yeah I'm ready to laugh

Lucy:calm down you two it's coming up soon

Juvia:I'm ready to see my darling Yn

Erza:Yn called yesterday he said there will be a announcement be for he starts

Grey:I wonder what it is

Class 1a dorm

Mina:it's almost starting

Izuku:what does have Yn got us to watch now

Lida:I hope it is appropriate

Bakugo:hope there's a lot of cussing in the

Todoroki:I bet he's roasting somebody today

Jirou:who's getting the popcorn

Tsu:kirashima and Ojiro getting the popcorn

Naruto and his friends

Naruto:this is going to be funny

Shikamaru:most definitely

Hinata:I wonder what tuexedo he's going to wear

Saskue:I hope Yn embarrass someone

The news starts with a opening

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See
Girl!

[Verse 1]
Hey girl, it's I
Do you think of me sometimе?
And I got so much to tell you
Let's catch up with a glass of wine
Do you really think, girl?
I'm fine?
'Cause I believe you redefined
Now I really know what a woman is
I really think you should be mine

[Pre-Chorus]
We used to talk all day, all night (Girl)
Girl you know, I really try
But I really want for you to find
True love, I'll be your guy
Just follow me, I'll shine the light (Hold on)
I can see, it's really bright
You look, I'll be your guide
Please tell me why you went, away!

[Chorus]
I know, I won't find
No girl wants to be mine
I tried to search the city, girl
But none like you—so fine
I won't stop until
I've searched the whole world
Just put it on the line
I thought you were the one for me

You there, at eight?
And we'll pretend that it's a date (Say)
Let us start all over again
Wouldn't mind to call it fate
Though you really cared for me
Am I blind?
Can you tell me if I'm right?
And I keep dreaming of us starting again
Baby girl, I think we might

[Pre-Chorus]
We used to talk all day, all night
Girl you know, I really try (Hooo)
But I really want for you to find
True love, I'll be your guy
Just follow me, I'll shine the light (See)
I can see, it's really bright (Girl)
You look, I'll be your guide (Please tell me!)
Will you put it on the line?

[Chorus]
I know, I won't find
No girl wants to be mine (No girl wants to be mine)
I tried to search the city, girl
But none like you—so fine
I won't stop until
I've searched the whole world (C'mon girl)
Just put it on the line (Girl)
I thought you were the one for me

I keep falling for you baby, everyday
You made me feel so good
Why did you walk away? (Girl)
I tried to look for you, all day, all night
I couldn't find anyone like you, baby (So why, yeah)
That's why I need you, girl (Baby)

[Chorus]
I know, I won't find (I know, won't find)
No girl wants to be mine (Wants to be mine)
I tried to search the city, girl
But none like you—so fine (My baby)
I won't stop until (I won't stop)
I've searched the whole world (I've searched the whole world)
Just put it on the line (And put it on the line)
(Just put it on the line)
(We don't find the- baby)

[Chorus]
I know, I won't find (I won't find)
No girl wants to be mine (Why'd you do it?)
I tried to search the city, girl (Why'd you do it?)
But none like you—so fine (Girl)
I won't stop until
I've searched the whole world
Just put it on the line (On the line)
I thought you were the one for me (For me)

In the opening it shows Yn logo

Yn enters the room wearing a nice tuxedo

Yn sits on his table

Yn:good afternoon union city it's your favorite anime news anchor Yn ln and before I start with this episode I have announcement to make

Yn presses a button on hit table as it shows a hologram of a round table

Yn:you see this round table well it was one of my old projects but I couldn't think of nothing so I put it on hold ever since then but now the project has returned what the project is about is certain characters from animes are with black air force activity,characters that have powers or no powers depending on who it is so it's mostly going to be villains and "anti" heroes

Izuku:why did he say villains and anti heroes

Mina:I don't know

Momo:maybe there's a reason

Yn:all of probably asking why anti heroes and villains well all of you ask yourself this when was the last time hero did something that was badass and got bitches at the exact same time

Rias:I mean he's not wrong

Akeno:he has a point

Koneko:it is the best logic

Yn:don't get my wrong I respect heroes sure they protect us from the villains but when are they going to be a gansta and be badass and get bitches that's why I made this round table to show that certain  characters can take down union heroes in theory like I said it just a theory it won't effect the hero's and villains so be ready for some black Air Force activity

Yn:oh I almost forgot something how it works it will be like trial on specific characters I'll show exhibits like exhibit A,b,c etc to known they should be in round table of black Air Force activity before I start that project I'm going to do episode that is for today

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Yn:all right y'all so I finally watched the anime called rent a girlfriend and all I got to say is this man kazyuya might be the most down bad anime character of all time this dude is renting booty

Ruby:what

Blake:that's crazy

Yang:renting booty that is so sad

Weiss:and nasty

Issie:that dude must be down bad to rent some ass

Yn:I just want y'all to let that sink in real quick this dude is renting coochie!

Yn:this man is renting 40,000 yen for some ass
Let's convert that to us money real quick

Yn types on his desk

Yn:alright fourty thousand oh my fuck god 361 dollars my people!!!

Naruto:no freaking way

Hinata:that much for some ass

Saskue:that's insane

Yn:yo i almost had a fucking heart attack thats is whole paycheck at Walmart my peoples and don't think I forgot about the the excess 19 cents in the back of that bitch this might be some of the biggest simp shit I've ever heard in my life but we got figured out how the hell homie got down so bad

Yn:so apparently his ex mami I got a whole segment for this bitch but we ain't gonna get into that yet but apparently she didn't want to do nothing with him and she dumped his ass on site damn that's kinda of tragic you but yeah that kind of put this man like really deep dark places you know he's smaking and whacking his meat all in his room by himself and looking at old pictures of the bitch he ended up going to that deep dark place in his mind ending up deciding and told himself you know what I'm a rent a bitch and voila that's how this dude ended up spending 361.19$ on a woman for a rental date

Issie:dude that's sad

Kiba:I know

Yn:my god throughout all my years I've never seen a dude this down bad before like yo this is terrible this man is going through a different type of post nut syndrome I can't even describe this shit anyways he meets his rental girlfriend mizuhara lord have mercy she is bad but god damn it she bad as hell but she making his pocket hurt

Jaune:thank oum that ain't me right there

Ren:my neither

Nora:that's sounds like Neptune would do though

Yn:y'all we gotta think about it shes really milking this dude for 361 dollars yo haha!!

Yn coughs

Yn:anyways he keeps renting her and everything and they get in a little bit of predicament so his homies think that's his real girlfriend now and also his grandma so yep they gotta end up keep on milking this shit now oh what a coincidence they both live by each other I lowkey kind of feel bad for mizuhara but I don't at the same time because she getting paid my peoples but anyway

Ruby:man thats crazy

Yang:first renting her and now they realize there neighbors thats funny haha

Blake:so awkward

Yn:you know who i don't feel for this bitch mami where do i begin with this THOT mami is definition of that toxic ex that doesn't want you to have any happiness I. Your life like how the hell are you gonna break up with this man on site tell him nothing it and just block him on everything to be honest with y'all she the reason why this man is so down bad at the mean look at this right here

Yn:they were at a dinner and everything right mizuhara there because kazuya rented her and oh guess who's there mami and oh my bro she DOGGED this man to oh my god look at the shit she saying

Mami(once we kissed he wanted it everyday even if lunch had been packed with garlic and then he tried to hold my hand all the time and take me to pubs it was almost impressive just how horny he was)

Yang:if some ex girlfriend of Yn said that to Yn Imma beat a bitches ass

Blake:me to

Rias:she lucky she just an anime if she was in real
she's going to hell

Yn:bruh she had the whole room shook how the hell are you gonna dogged this man in front of everybody it got so bad the rented girlfriend had to stand up for this dude like damn bitch and then she kept playing with this man emotions throughout the whole show my god the streets are calling for this hoe get the fuck off my screen

Yn:okay my mouth getting a little sore we'll go to break and finish this off when the commercials are done

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(I'll do the last part of this tomorrow be ready for it)