Voiceover: welcome to anime news and here's your host, Dragon!

Dragon: thank you random voiceover. And welcome the the premier episode of Anime News, and thank you for at least reading this far. I understandmy hat most of my stuff is strange, and crazy as shit but thanks for giving this a try. 
(Clears throat.) besides that... You are probably wondering, "Dragon what happened to all your stories?" "Did you get rid of all of them?" Well in answer to that, I didn't have the heart to continue to them, I couldn't figure out how to continue them, and I just lost interest to them. To all of you who took the time to read those awful stories. Thank you. And to all of you who don't care. All I have to say is.... Why'd you fallow me....
Now then, another question you are probably wondering is, "Dragon what the hell have you been doing all this time?!" Now in answer to your question... I have been doing school work, and.... Well..... That's all I've been basically been doing.
Now then you are also probably wondering is... "What is this?" To answer that question, I started watching this person on YouTube, her name is Zon-Tan, I found her by accident and I like the way she runs things. So I thought I would try an Anime News. With this I would like to do a few things...
1) I would like to inform you about some of my art work.
That would be under the section of the anime news section "ART UPDATE"
2) I can answer any questions you have for me.
I know you guys don't have any questions for me but if you do, in the comments put "Dragon Question" in the beginning, and I'll see if I can answer them.
3)  I would like to have some fun with some anime characters
You guys can ask some questions for anime characters by putting in the comments "anime question" then putting the character's name, then the anime they are from, and if I know them, I'll see if I can answer them.
Anyway, with that out of the way, what else did I need to say....

Voiceover:*clears throat*
Me: oh right. The voiceover his name is Arthur. Rose is a good friend of his. The girl who might be doing some interviews is H-
Voice: Dragon I can introduce myself! My beautiful name is Harpy. If you would look at the top you would see my beauty.
Me: Harpy, please stop.
Harpy: make me.
Me: Anyway!....... I hope that this would be ok for you guys I'll try to update this once a month, maybe more depending on how much I do or questions I get.
Harpy: WE!!! WE GET!!!
Me: Yes, Yes, I'm sorry WE get. Anyway Arthur please finish this episode.
Arthur: alright, we hope you enjoyed the..... News like script we wrote. And if you want to read more or have a question for us please leave it in the comments. Thank you, and hopefully we'll see you, next time.