Me: I want a pineapple!

Kyoya: Sorry Ruby Stucliff you can't have one. *typing on his pineapple sitting*

Tamaki: Oh but mother why can't this pretty princess have one?

Me: Don't call me princess! *crosses arms and sits in chair*

Tamaki: But princesses- *is cut off by Ruby*

Me: *gers up and pick Tamaki up by the collar, gives him the death glare* Don't you ever call me princess, got it?

Tamaki: *nods head in agreement* G-got it, Ruby.

Me: *smiles and sets him down* Thank you.

Kyoya: I think I may be able to get you a pineapple on one condition. *looks up from laptop*

Me: Yes what is it? *listening*

Kyoya: If you can do that same thing every time Tamaki is about to do something insane.

Me: Is there another way?

Kyoya: None that you would like. *fixes glasses, and smirks*

Me: *sighs* Naw, I could never ruin his insane plans.

Tamaki: Awww! Look how sweet she is mother! *squeezes her*

Me: Only because I like to see your plans backfire.