Emi & Sadao: *arguing*

Me: NOW KISS

Emi: WTF NO *slaps me*

Sadao: *sits in corner*

Emi: GET UP LOSER

Sadao: SENPAI NOTICED ME *sparkles*

*real life*

Urushihara: *glances up from computer* Her eyes are all glassy. Ashiya, did you get her drunk

Ashiya: No.

Me: *fangirls* EMI X SADAO FOR LIFE

Sadao: WTF

Emi: WUT?!!

Me: Oh crap better run *runs away*