"Um excuse you bitch, I am the view."

Me: Sass and class. *claps*
Patty: *claps for no apparent reason*
Kid: ;A; THAT BOAT IS A MENACE TO SOCIETY!
Me: ?¿?
Kid: *jumps into the water*
Me: OH COME ON....*^* i just washed the outfit of yours too..
Liz: •-• ...
Kid: *swims and attempts the but the boat in a straight line*
Me: ._.
Liz: Idiot! get your ass back in the boat!
Patty: Oo I wanna swim too! *jumps in*
Me: *grabs her before she does and puts ber down* Oh no you don't!
Patty: *pouts*
Me: KID GET YO ASS BACK ON THE BOAT.
Kid: *still struggling* get off...
Liz: Excuse me?
Kid: get off ya'll too heavy
Liz: EXCUSE YOU.
Kid: You're excused..
Maka: *appears put of nowhere* WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M HEAVY?!
Soul: ._.
Blackstar: How rude..

Me: .....*jumps into the water and pulls Kid out the water*
Kid: NOOO I WAS ONLY .5m AWAY!!
Me: *ties him to the boat pole*
That takes care of that.

Kid: i'm no 'that'! Are you trying to piss me off?!
Me:  if I wanted to i would've done it by now.
Kid: smh, yeah right.
Me: oh really? *evil glint in eye*
Soul: 0.o
Me: *shrugs and turns around* I guess, oh...did anyone ever tell you your hair is not symmetrical?
Kid: *eye twitches*
Soul: XDD
Liz: *snickers*
Patty: oh now he's mad! *giggles*
Me: :)

Kid: did anyone ever tell you, you arent funny?
Me: Did anyone ever ask for your opinion?
Kid: *clenches teeth*
Me: :3

Kid: You have the perfect face for a radio.
Me: You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
Kid: You couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a boat.
Me: Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent.
Kid: I heard you went to a haunted house and they offered you a job.
Me:  So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Maka: BOTH OF YOU JUST SHUT UP. MAKA CHOP! *chops Luna and Kid*

Me: ×.×
Kid: ×-×

Soul: Smh,
Blackstar: What is going on....
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