"Red Pill or Blue Pill?"

Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. CAN I JUST STEAL BOTH??
Naruto: Pfffft. Wait what if your already an anime character? Would it work for an anime character to fall in love with you?

Soul: Bring back the dead.
Me: Bring me to life... WAKE ME UP.
Natsu: WAKE ME UP INSIDE.
Mavis: I CANT WAKE UP.
Lucy: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Luffy:  SAVE ME
Maka: CALL MY NAME

Soul: what the hell did i start
Gray: More like why the hell did you finish it?

Me: XD ..
Me: so guys , red or blue?
Naruto: Probably Red.
Maka: Maybe Red
Lucy: uhh..Red..
Natsu: Red.
Gray: Red
Everyone: Red

Me:  . . . . *laughs nervously* all reds ...i wonder why. . .

Everyone: . . .
Me: I CANNOT LET THE MOOD DARKEN.

*makes the room change into a game show*
Natsu: what the he--
Me: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM. I MEAN THE GAME SHOW

Mavis: How does one confuse doom with game show?
Me: SHHHHHHHHHHH 

Me: So who wants to go first? ^_^
Everyone: *stays silent and someone pushes Black☆ to the front*
Black☆: Hey!! . . . Wut.

TheRealityGameShowLunaMadeUpIsNotResponsibleForAnyInjuriesOrDeathsCausedToPlayers.

Maka: What did she say??
Lucy: For some reason i dont want to know. . .

Me: Ahhh Black☆, prepare yourself.
*A chair appears and sweeps Black☆ off his feer onto the seat and glides toward a table*

??: Well well.
Black☆: What the...
Me:  The challenge is not to give in to temptation. If you lose, well, let's both hope you dont lose...May you rest in pieces, I MeAn I wish you luck.

*a cake appears on the table in front of Black☆*

Black☆: ooo cake!

Natsu: does anyone else have a strange feeling someone is gonna die?
Gray: I feel it too, but there's this presence. . . This familiar aura. . .

Not Even 5 minutes have past and Black Star has given into a sweet loss.

Me: Since you losed you'll have to deal with the consequences. . .

The One and Only Erza Scarlet appears with a face of anger in front of Black Star

Black☆: *gulps*...uh...*mouth full of cake*

Natsu: This kid has a death wish.
Lucy: poor black star
Maka: @-@
Soul: *laughing cuz Black Star gonna get it*

Boom!Bang!Smash!BoneCrushingRegret!

Me: Aha! Black ☆ Is out for the rest of the game for injuries beyond our power. So who's next?

Everyone: *gulps*
Me: dont make me randomly choose you. -.-

Natsu: Tch, it cant get anymore terrifying than Erza.

Me: *evil laugh*
Natsu: Hit me with the worst you got!

Mutiple Minutes Later.

Natsu: *on a boat barfing*
Me: So what was it again? that it cant get worse than Erza?

Lucy: thats just pure evil.

Me: The challenge was to make it across the 100 meter lake, Under 15 minutes. . .

2:01 . .
2:00 . .

Maka: I mean, he's got 2 minutes to do it . . .

Natsu: *tries getting up but falls over into the lake*

Me: So he lost. Next!

After Much Commotion.
Levy: How did i get here?
Me: Magic, and the challenge for you Levy is to stand in that room for 3 minutes without crying.

Levy: *starts walking into the room* why would i cry--- *sees books burning*

Levy: . . .
Maka: •-•.....
Gajeel: AHAHAHA.

Rin: Luna is Satan herself.
Me: Me? Pfft, i couldnt hurt a fly.

Levy: *comes out room after 2 minutes sobbing*

Gray: No, but you can break a soul.
Me: Pffft that I CAN do.

Me: Soul~
Soul: No thanks, I choose life.
Me: But you dont have one.
Soul: *growls and sits down on the chair*
Me: ^_^  IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GO! *pulls a lever which causes Soul to fall down a hole* oops.

Maka: Uhhh...
Gray: What's in the hole.
Me: Oh nothing. . .

Soul: *lands at the bottom* what is this?? And OW.

Me: you see those magazines Soul?
Soul:...yeah?
Me: your challenge is not to open them--
Soul: why not?
Me: -.- CUZ I SAY SO.
Soul: you dont tell me what to do.

Me: If you refuse to I'll throw you in a pool of hungry sharks.

Soul: magazines it is.
Me: You may look at the cover but that is all. You canNOT give into temptation.

Soul: it cant be that bad-- *looks at the cover and blood trickles from his nose*

Me: You have 5 minutes to not open it.
Maka: SOUL... YOU PERVERT!!
Gray: oh my god..
Juvia: O.o Juvia came at a bad time.

Lucy: Im more concerned on why Luna has these. . .

Me: I dunno i just got them from Master Makarovs Office.
Natsu: ew...

Everyone: *facepalms*
Soul: *fumbles with the pages deciding whether or whether not to open it *

Lucy: the struggle. XD
Me: I do not have a dirty mind, It's a "Sexy Imagination."
Gray: pervert.
Me: Smh, look who's talking stripper.
Natsu: I taught her well.*laughs*

Me: Tch, you cant teach anything if you dont have anything to teach ash for brains.
Gray: Oh yeah so did i. *laughs*

Lucy: at least the stripping habit wasnt taught.

Natsu: Are you sure it isnt contagious lucy? I always see you naked.
Gray: Kinky.
Lucy: YOU BAKA...
Me: that moment we forgot about Soul. Ahaha...*laughs nervously*

Soul: i need one more minute to pass...

Gray: Is that pervert actually gonna make it through?
Kid: look who's talking.
Black☆: #GetRekt
Gray: *glares*

Natsu: *managed to recooperate* Soul aint gonna do it..is he?

30 seconds left.

Soul: *banging head against table*
Me: oh no...he might survive through my torture.. *^*
Lucy: I thought this was a Reality Game Show. . .

Me: Oh riiiight. ^_^; Did i say torture? Pfffft. Aha. ha.  im only kidding. . .

Maka: .....

Ding Ding.

Me: OH MY GOD HE ACTUALLY WON. *brings him back to the rest of us*
Soul: *grins and finally looks through the pages*

Maka: SOUL.. YOU PERVERT....MAKA CHOP! *chop!*
Gray: Ahahaha!
Black☆: *looks through the magazines too* •¡• *nosebleeds*
Kid: tch . . *looks too*

Gray: Perverts. All of em. *looks at the magazine*

Natsu: well..since everyo--
Lucy: *holds natsu by the shirt* i dont think so.
Natsu: *^*

Me: @-@ and to end off the chapter let's show a montage of otp moments!





Me: WELP...*starts running*
Everyone: *takes torture weapons out*

Natsu: it's your turn Luna.

______

Aha! This chapter was worth the beat.
Wanna suggest an anime? Let me know! <3








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