"Enough questions Yuri!!! On Ice! episode 7"

Me: 😂😂😂Oml
Viktor: :3
Yuuri: There was no kiss.

Viktor: why the fuck you lying?
Yuuri: ...
Me: *dying of laughter*

Yuuri: Well there wasn't one..
Viktor: Would you like me to refresh your memory?

Me: Yes, he would.
Yuuri: >///> N-no!! There wasnt!!
Yuri: I'll be the one to settle this.

Me: :3
Yuuri: ...
Viktor: SEE.
Me: AHAHAHA
Yuri: *throws a pair of shades on and walks out* Hasta La Bista Baby.

Me: Well that's something .
Yuuri:  Um
Me: So you did you like the kiss?
Yuuri: *leaves*
Me: NO THE CHAPTER IS TOO SHORT!

Yuuri: Go complain to your 200 hundred something followers.

Viktor: Shit, Sassy.
Me: SHUT THE HELL UP MISTER I NEVER KISSED VIKTOR.
Viktor: owo

Yuuri: That's it!! i CHALLENGE YOU TO A DANCE BATTLE
Me: YOU'RE ON!!-- Wait dance battle?? O.o
Yuuri: *God Knows Where your imagination takes you*
Me: *does the chicken dance count?*

Yuuri:  i totally won
Viktor: That's enough you two.
Me: SMH

Yuri: fuck yes, uploading that on Youtube, title "Two Losers Skaters Dance Battle."

Me: I DONT EVEN SKATE!!

Yuri: "A Loser Skater and a Wannabe Comedian Dance Battle."

Me: That's more like it-- WAIT WANNABE?!
Yuuri: SCREW YOU. *points at Yuri* AND YOU! *points at me* AND ESPECIALLY YOU! *points at Viktor*

Viktor: what time?
Me: ooooo
Yuuri: *leaves raising the middle finger in the air*

Me: Savage.
Yuri: *leaves while still having his shades on*

Me: why is everyone leaving? °^°
Viktor: *skates away like a boss as bitch*

Me: Since when were we on a ice rink?
*legs wobble* guys...Help me..

*silence*
Me: GUYS?...

*echoes*

Me: am i gonna be stuck here forever?.. *tries to move but slips  and hits every corner of the ice rink like a pinball machine* ow ow ow VIK-OW! YUR-OW YUUR-OW!

Yuuri: Im so getting millions of views.

______

Me: *searching on Youtube*
Oooo~
"Trending #2 on Youtube,
"GIRL GET'S STUCK ON ICE RINK AND FALLS, FUNNY!"

"YURI!!!!!!!!"

"crap."




















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