Me: okay it's the older people's turn for torture *starts running around to find Melony*

Meanwhile in The Room

Gordie: NOPE I WILL NOT ALLOW THAT*dramatically gestures to picture on the board* IF THE SHIP SAILS IT MEANS KABU IS MY DAD!!!!

Raihan: I mean you both look a little alike

Bede: *snickers uncontrollably for no reason*

Kabu: *walks in and sees board* oh sweet lord Arceus and spicy Cherubi *flops in chair*

Back to me*camera hits coffee maker*

Me: ugh MELONY YOUR SON IS BEING A CRACKHEAD AGAIN!!

Melony: *appears with frying pan* we're in the end game *has pot on head*

Me: Melony what the actual fu- you know what just come on

In The Room

Gordie: *still hating on the picture*

Allister and Raihan: *asleep*

Bea: Gordie shu-

*door slams open*

Me: I FOUND MELONY AND KABU IS SHARING SEATS WITH HER!!

Melony: why?

Gordie: MOM LOOK AT THIS GARBAGE!!

Milo: Gordie can you stop?

Nessa: yeah you've been ranting non stop

Gordie: wh-

Bea: *knocks his teeth out* stop saying whatever!

Melony: awwww Kabu can you share your jacket?

Gordie has left the chat

Kabu: *shrugs*

Piers: hnnnnnnnn..

Opal: I like this ship because white and red make pink

Bede: "stopped snickering and actually looks at the picture* whyyyy????

Allister: you and me both

Me: okay gimme the ratings

Kabu: *is now blushing and mutters* 8

Melony: aww how sweet I give a 9

Me: I thought it would be ten

Melony: my sad excuse for a son is the reason

Milo, Nessa, and Bea: 5

Bede: 2

Opal: 10!!

Piers: hn..

Gordie: SUPER MEGA INFINITY ZERO

Me: that's another ship down *comes closer to the camera* and one possibility sailed

Me: Kabu and Melony one question.

Both of them:??

Me: when's the date?

Gordie: *jumps in through the ceiling* DO NOT ANSWER THAT!!

me: FIRST THE WALL NOW MY CEILING!!!!