Uraraka Ochako
Me: "Welcome back! I got like five requests at once, but our first victim- I mean guest was requested by Crimson_Fcker. It's Ochako from My Hero Academia!"
Uraraka: "Hi!"
Me: "So, do you know why you here today?"
Uraraka: *shrugs* "Not exactly..."
Me: "You're gonna Google yourself!"
Uraraka: *points to self* "Google myself?"
Me: "Yep! Take a seat!"
Uraraka: *sits down on gamer chair* "Uh okay, but I don't think I will come up..." *types name* "Uraraka... Ochako... enter!" *LE GASP*
Me: "Well?"
Uraraka: "O-oh wow, that's really me... B-but how?"
Me: "Beats me."
Uraraka: "A-amazing! There are so many photos of me!"
Me: "Now, add the word 'fanart'."
Uraraka: "Fanart? What is that?"
Me: "You'll see~"
Uraraka: "O-okay!" *types* "Let's see... Whoa! Are those artwork?!"
Me: "Indeed they are."
Uraraka: "That's impossible! T-they look so real! A-a-and amazing!" *cue big adorable sparkly anime eyes*
Uraraka: "L-look at this one! I look so angry! B-but so cool and brave!"
Uraraka: "A-and this one! I really like the outfit they gave me!"
Uraraka: "And- KYAAAAAAHH!" *blushes and falls off chair*
Me: "Ah shit, I had a feeling this would happen sooner and later."
Uraraka: "W-w-why am I naked?! And who put t-tattoos on my back?!"
Me: "Well, the artist just wanted to show you how much they love you!"
Uraraka: "B-but they could have done that another way!"
Me: "I mean-" *pauses and smirks evilly* "Hey Ochako-chan, look up "Uraraka Rule 34" on Pinterest."
Uraraka: *stands up* "W-what is Rule 34?"
Me: "Just do it, dammit!"
Uraraka: *sits back down* "A-alright then..." *types* "What is this Rule 34 she wanted me to see- OH MY GOOOOOOODDDDD!"
Me: "What- Oh my."
Uraraka: "T-t-these are worse than the last one! W-why are me and Deku-"
Me: *bursts out laughing*
Uraraka: *blushes and glares* "I-it's not funny! H-how would you feel if people drew you like that."
Me: *stops laughing* "Good question. Next!"
Uraraka: "C-can I go now? I really don't want to be here any longer."
Me: "Not so fast. I just have one more thing I would like to show you..."
Uraraka: "W-what now?"
Me: "Just type your name in Amazon."
Uraraka: *sighs* "Can I go after that?"
Me: "Yeah sure!"
Uraraka: "Fine..." *goes on Amazon and types her name* "Wow! I-is that me?"
Me: "Oh yeah, that's a Nendoroid."
Uraraka: "It's... SO CUTE!" *jumps up* "I-I wanna buy it! Wait, is it weird to buy a figure of myself? Oh, I don't care, how much does it cost?!"
Me: *mutters* "Probably a hundred bucks..."
Uraraka: "Ooh look! There are full sized figures of me!"
Uraraka: "A-and shirts too!"
Uraraka: "Now buying a shirt with my face on it would be definitely weird. Oh, what's this-"
https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1XAx5aLfsK1RjSszgq6yXzpXax/Anime-JK-My-Hero-Academia-Himiko-Toga-Ochaco-Uraraka-Asui-Tsuyu-Dakimakura-Body-Pillowcase-Hug-Pillow.jpg_200x200.jpg
Uraraka: *faints*
Me: "...Well, that was Uraraka's reaction to what the internet thinks about her! Til next time!" *drags body out of room*
I had to put the body pillow as a link because wattpad wouldn't let me-
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