Me: "Hello my horny little cinnamon rolls! Welcome back to Anime Characters Google Themselves! Sorry the slow updates, I've been busy with stuff and also Wattpad tried to take this book down DESPITE the images being censored and the book being mark Mature."

Random Dude: "You know, maybe you shouldn't say bad things about Wattpad, you might get into even more trouble-"

Me: "SHUT UP JEFFERY!"

Jeffery: *holds hands up in an innocent fashion and slowly backs away*

Me: *sighs* "Anyways, today's lucky victim-" *chokes and clears throat* "I mean, guest -requested by -_That_One_Cassie_- - is Mikaela Hyakuya from Seraph Of The End!"

Mika: "..."

Me: "Something the matter?"

Mika: "...why is he here?" *points to the pedo next to him*

Ferid: "Hi! Hello! You humans look lovely today!" *blows kisses*

Me: "He heard about my show and the fact you were going to be on it. So, he said if he wasn't allowed to accompany you, he would slaughter my family."

Mika: "Why am I not surprised?"

Ferid: "So, shall we get this show on the road?"

Me: "If it makes you shut up, then sure."

Ferid: "Okay, time to see what the internet thinks of my wife!" *quickly types into search bar*

Mika: "I'm not your wife-"

Ferid: "...and done! Wow Mika, you look stunning as usual!"

Mika: "Thank you...?"

Me: "There are just photos of him. Nothing that interesting..."

Ferid: "Now let's look up some gorgeous fanart!" *pushes him away from screen*

Mika: *falls off epic gaming chair* "I thought I was supposed to Google myself?"

Me: "I thought this was my show! Dammit, why did I let this Edward Cullen knock off in my studio?!"

Mika: *slowly stands up* "Because he would have murdered everyone you love?"

Me: "Oh right." *grumbles something about throwing Ferid off a cliff*

Ferid: "Finished! And I was right, you do look ravishing! I almost wanna eat you up~"

Mika: *blushes madly and looks away* "Please stop."

Me: "Can we drop this topic? I have half the mind to call the FBI on your ass."

Me: "HELP ME I'M SIMPING-"

Mika: *facepalms* "...and now there are two of them. Great, this is exactly what I wanted."

Ferid: *hugs him* "Aw, we just love you!"

Mika: *struggles out of his grasp*

Me: *stops nose bleed to prevent either vampires from attacking me* "Okay, why don't we try something a little different. Mika, can you look up 'Yuu x Mika' for me?"

Ferid: "Of course!" *dashs towards computer*

Mika: *grabs his sleeve* "She wasn't talking to you." *rolls eyes and types what I asked of him and gasps* "What in the-"

Me: *internal fangirling*

Ferid: "Ohoho, they're hotter than I expected! These artists are quite talented."

Mika: *buries face in hands*

Me: "Something wrong?"

Mika: "...it's not fanart."

Me: *faints*

Jeffery: "MISTY.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING!"

Ferid: *throws Jeffery off stage* "She didn't realize you guys were dating? I thought it was obvious!"

Mika: "I would've preferred it if our relationship was private..."

Ferid: "My turn again! Ferid x Mika!"

Mika: "Hold on, what?!"

Ferid: *speed types and presses enter* "Yas! Just what I was looking for!"

Looking these up actually hurt me ew-

Me: *wakes up and pulls out rifle* "FBI OPEN UP THIS BITCH AIN'T GONNA RUIN MY OTP-"

Ferid: *yelps and runs back* "They look great, don't they?"

Me: "Like hell they do!"

Ferid: *thinks* "Oh shit, I think I'm actually screwed this time-"

Jeffery: *pulls self off edge and onto stage* "I have an idea."

Everyone Else: *looks back at computer in confusion to see Jeffery typing "Yuu x Mika Doujinshi"*

Jeffery: "Bye." *runs away*

Me: "Oooohhh, doujin! Mika my child, you're in for a treat!"

Mika: "I don't like the sound of that-"

Me: "JUST READ IT."

Mika: *gulps and slowly nods*

**TIME SKIP** (I'll dm the link to the dj if you guys wanna read it~)

Me: "...I think I'm aroused."

Ferid: "Well, that is the title of the yaoi manga, right?"

Mika: *contemplates life while screaming internally*

Me: "Well?"

Mik: *inhales* "What the hell was that?! I-I would never do that to Yuu-chan without his consent!"

Ferid: "Really? It looked fun to me~"

Mika: *intense glare at Ferid* "Can I leave now?"

Me: "Yeah sure why not-"

Ferid: "Not so fast! I have one more thing for you to read!" *starts typing*

Me: "FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY THIS IS MY SHOW-"

Ferid: "Ta dah!" *shows Ferid x Mika doujinshi*

Me: "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Mika: *blushes and glares at Ferid before unsheathing his sword* "Sword, drink my blood." *thorns shoot out of sword and stab Mika's wrist, turning the blade red*

Ferid: "Eeep!" *runs away*

Mika: *growls and chases after him*

Me: "...well, guess that's the end of that. Thanks for reading. Don't forget to vote if you wanna see me burn Ferid alive in ghost pepper sauce! Bai!"