Me: "Hello, bonjour, hola, ciao, kon'nichiwa and every other greeting I know! Welcome back to Anime Character's Google Themselves! Today, requested by Stealthy_Pancake , we have... Lucina!"

Lucina: *waves* "Good afternoon everyone!"

Me: "So Lucina, you know what it means to Google yourself, right?"

Lucina: *laughs* "Misty, believe it or not, I know how the internet works."

Me: "What? But there's no technology in Ylisse..."

Lucina: "I learned how to use a computer in Smash Mansion. I know about modern culture and all that. So, I know how to navigate myself online."

Me: "Well then... knock yourself out!"

Lucina: *sits down* "Let's see, my name..." *fast gentle typing*

Me: *sighs at lovely typing, forgetting about Hange's attempt to type*

Lucina: "Hm, we've got quite a few photos of myself, interesting... I don't exactly see anything out of the ordinary."

Me: "Do you know what fanart is?"

Lucina: "Isn't that when the fans of a celebrity create artwork of that person?"

Me: "Indeed! You know what to do now, right?"

Lucina: "I'll assume I have to type in 'Lucina Fanart' or something similar to that?"

Me: "Exactly!"

Lucina: "Okay then, let's see... Lucina fanart..." *presses enter* "Oh. Wow."

Me: "What?"

Lucina: "These are quite well drawn..."

Me: "Like em?"

Lucina: "Yes, I feel quite... respected by these."

Me: *mutters* "You won't feel that way for long..."

Lucina: "Pardon me?"

Me: "Um, now for my favourite part! Look up "Lucina NSFW"!"

Lucina: "What does NSFW stand for again?"

Me: "You'll see~"

Lucina: *suspicious* "Alright then... Lucina NSFW... Enter- LADY NAGA!" *jumps up horrified*

Me: "What's up?"

Lucina: "W-what's up?! W-what are these?!"

Me: "So... what do you think?"

Lucina: *glares* "I think you already know the answer, Misty. This is beyond disgusting! How could people draw such abominations?!"

Me: *shrugs* "Which one is your favourite? I personally like the Soleil one-"

Lucina: *pushes sword against throat*

Me: *yelps and jumps back* "O-okay! I think we're done here! Sorry this was short but-"

Lucina: "You're not going anywhere without answering a few questions, young lady."

Me: *gulps*

Lucina: "How do I get in contact with these artists?"

Me: "T-they usually have a Tumblr or Twitter account."

Lucina: *nods and sheaths sword* "Thank you, Misty." *leaves*

Me: "As I was staying, we're done here! See ya guys later!" *runs the hell out of there*

*LATER THAT DAY*

News reporter: "Breaking news, several artists across North America have been murdered. Eyewitnesses saw a girl cosplaying as a blue haired anon swordswoman. Police say to lock your doors tight and keep an eye out for this woman."

Me: "What have I done..."