*BREATHES* IM BACK! IDK WHY I HAVEN'T WORKED ON A CHAPTER SINCE.... Last..  two...month? Anyways let's get to it!

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KO: *Lifts glasses up* Sorry madam, we aren't doing private host requests today.

AE: Kyoya! Hi! Umm I am-

KO: AmazingElephant also known as Ryleigh *****, you are from the land called first earth. No special social status expect that you are part of the first earth.  Nice to meet you.

AE: As expected from the great Kyoya. Anyways, today I will love to  have the honour of interviewing you for the votes...and stars..and comments and stuff..

KO: No, like I said we aren't doing any private host requests today.

AE: I MEAN it would give you extra connections in the first earth sooo--

KO: An interview might not be so bad, anyways how many questions do you attend to ask?

AE: Err... let's see......5...6?

KO: That's not to bad... please begin. 

(There's a live action of...ouran..kms)

AE: I'll answer this one. The lovely J. Michael Tatum voices Kyoya for eng dub. Sub is Masaya Matsukaze and I don't have much to say about them but I'm sure they are great.

KO: Ah, I see. In this world you have "voice actors". It's a quite silly idea, and do they play the roles of us?

AE: Basically? Next!

AE: Please tell me more about your family! Haha..haha...ha... killmepls.

KO: Excuse me?

AE: Hhahaha... Nothing, anyways how many of your brothers and sisters are single? 

KO: That's not appropriate question to ask, if you want I can end this interview right now.

AE: haha.. No.. Just answer the question. 

KO: First born: Yuuichi Ootori, Akito Ootori is second born and then Fuyumi Ootori-Shido is my older sister.

AE: *Clap clap* Look you did it!

KO: Just get to the next question, this interview is very tiresome. 

AE: That's a fancy smacy word. 

AE: *WHEEEEEZZZEEEESS* I CHOKE! Anyways, please answer this. 

KO: No I am not gay, homosexual or otherwise.

AE: But homosexual and gay are the same thing?

KO: ... I know that.

AE: The next one may be more sensitive but here's the definition (Copied from google) of Autistic: Autism is a complex neurobehavioral condition that includes impairments in social interaction and developmental language and communication skills combined with rigid, repetitive behaviors. Because of the range of symptoms, this condition is now called autism spectrum disorder. And I can clearly say no, Kyoya isn't autistic. Where did you get that body from KYOYA?

KO: Excuse me? 

AE: You are supposed to say "I got it from my daddy." smh.  Speaking of dads, what is his name?

KO: Yoshio Ootori. Even a commoner knows that name.

AE: Kyoya, take that sass and put it in your pocket and tell me your favorite colour?

KO: I'm quite fond of the colour violet. 

AE: PFFFFFFF

KO: What do you find so funny?

AE: That's just unexpected. That's all pff.

AE: Wtf is wrong with everyone but all of the answers are yes. 

AE: I CANNOT ANYMORE! Anyways from reading the manga no... Kyoya is too cool for love and now, kyouya, are you a virgin? *WHEEEZEE*

KO: haha, yes. Now is this interview over?

AE: Yes.....

KO: Fantastic, now will you please take the time and purchase the ouran high host club picture booklet. 

AE: *Throws 5 yen at Kyoya* YES!

A little later AmazingElephant is holding a bunch of booklets. 

AE: Thanks for joining me! I had fun kidnapping you :3

KO: Yes...indeed.

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To the two readers that read this...probably:  Sup! Sorry I've been unmotivated for a loooong time so I might aswell apologize. But no. I'm not dead.