So this one will be harder to write out,

HH = Hikaru

KH= Kaoru 

HKH = Hikaru and Kaoru talking at the same time

So that''s nice to know. 

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KH: Wahh where are we? இ_இ

HH: Whoever you are you better let us out right now!

AE: I expected you... muahhaa

KH: Ohh, I know who she is, she is one of our crazy fans Hikaru

HKH: Okay, so what do you want?

AE: Wow.. That was easy. I want to interview you.

HKH: *Devilish smirk* 

HK: If you want to interview us-

HKH: We are going to play the "Which one is Hikaru game!"

AE: That's easy, I've studied you too for a long time to figure out which one is which.

HH: oh?

AE: *Smiles* That's all of the information I need. That one is Hikaru and the other one Is Kaoru.

HKH: Wrong!

AE: I'm right. Like Haruhi said, Kaoru speaks softly. That's how I know.

HKH: .....

HK: Well...  She got it right. What do you want to ask.

AE: I'm sure you've heard of Google. I'll ask a few questions from there. We will go with Hikaru first!

The JAP VA is Kenichi Suzumura. Some recognizable is Ash Roller from Accel World,  Canterbury, Thompson, Timber from Black Butler II, Tsubaki Asahina from Brothers Conflict, Rogue Cheney from Fairy Tail, Momotaro Mikoshiba from Free!, Kilik Rung Soul Eater, 

The ENG VA is one of my favorite VA's, Todd Haberkorn. He does amazing roles like, Italy from Hetalia, Haruka Nanase from Free!, Ayato Kirishima from Tokyo Ghoul, Death the Kid from Soul Eater, Judar from Magi, Aru Akise From Future Diary, Viscount Druitt From Black Butler, Natsu Dragneel from Fairy Tail and many more!

HK: I think she is crazy-

HH: I agree.

AE: Who ya callin crazy? ಠ_ಠ

HKH: Nothing...

HK: Do you die?

HH: I'm not sure.... Am I dead?

HK: I'm not sure either.... Am I?

The twins enter questioning life.

AE: Guys Back to the task -.- I have to get this chapter uploaded today...

HKH: What Chapter?

AE: Nothing nothing anyway, I have to answer the next one, from what I learned (From online, still stalling to read the manga) Hikaru has no confirmed saying that he got married.  MUAHAHA NEXT GOOGLE SEARCH!

AE: So do... Hikaru Hirachiin... LOVE HARUHI?!

KH: Why are you asking that? >.<

HH: *Is flabbergasted* 

AE: Well the people want to know so answer.

HH: Well .. I'm not sure..

AE: imsureyoudobuttheonlyproblemisthatishipharuhiwithtamakisonohatebutiloveyoualsosoimnotsureandharuhiismine.

HKH: Definitely crazy..

AE: Watch it, also kudos to you guys who are able to translate that. (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ 

(I was watching Hamatora the Animation and a sudden Kaoru voice has appeared)

AE: I will have to answer the next question to so this is will contain a spoiler, Haruhi didn't end up with Hikaru. Also, If you are wondering if Hikaru kissed Haruhi theeeeeeennnnnnnn:

SPOILER    SPOILER   SPOILER    SPOILER    SPOILERSPOILER 

  AE: AND THAT'S THE ANSWER TO ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS!

HKH: Where did you get that?!

AE: Which one is which? Heh heh, I'll make it easy, Karou is the younger twin with a higher voice, Hikaru is the one with a stronger voice. That's how I tell them apart.

KH: ... She knows Hikaru..

HH: Yeah.. Though she shown us that before.

AE: Okay, this is another topic that some might be uncomfortable talking about. Sexualities, you may be warned. Anyways are you guys Bi or Gay?

(I looked around and I'm not really sure but from the information I've gather this is what I got)

HH: Karou over here is a full out homo. I'm into the ladies.

KH: You don't need to put it like that :~:

HH: Sorry Hikaru

*Insert weird...twincest moment...*

AE: I'm sure we all know your last name... but here we go!

HKH: WE ARE THE HITACHIIN BROTHERS!

AE: Seee? Next! I think they were referring to the... pink and blue ep. 

HK: oH, I dyed my hair Blue. 

HH: I dyed mine pink ＼(^-^)／. 

AE: We will just answer the last google search question thing, DOES HIKARU AND KAORU HAVE A LITTLE SISTER!? SPOILER WARNING!

HKH: Yes we do. Her name is Ageha. 

AE: She is the most cutest little thing in the world. Anyways I gotta go! Bye!

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So I didn't do a Karou google search because I was running out of time because stupid me decided to procrastinate so I'm deeply sorry.