"Oh it's my turn I was enjoying a cupcake this entire time.-Grell

Stop eating-Ciel

It was red velvet-Grell

You Bitch I want it-Sebastian"

"I do not know with weapons world war 3 will be fought but world war 4 will be fought with nipple blades."-Grell

"The academy award for having to cross-dress to solve the Jack the Ripper case goes to Ciel Phantomhive."-Ciel

"For some reason playing with biblical cards seems weird for us."-Lizzie

"Make a haiku

Flavored con***s
A foul mouth
Altar boys

That sounds like a good night" -Sebastian

"I must admit Elizabeth you are a very attractive man"-Finnian

"I must agree Elizabeth you are the hottest man I've ever seen."-Sebastian

"Ciel likes being a dick to children?!" -Ciel

"Card- when I am a billionaire I shall erect a 50-foot tall statue to commemorate *blank*

Does anyone have a Sebastian Michaelis card? -Ciel

That wouldn't be the only thing erect then-Grell"

"*says something wrong*-Undertaker

Are you dyslexic?-Grell

Yes I am dyslexic. Well I always have my hair in front of my eyes I can't fu**ing see.-Undertaker"

"Sebastian that is naughty! That is illegal! I'm going to shut up now."-Ciel

"Vile is four letters and love is the same amount."-Grell

"You see I'm simply one hell of a tiny house."-Sebastian

"*Happily* about seppuku "it's suicide!"-Finny

"I never get happy meals i get adult meals!" -Ciel

"Yes because I want to be stuffed into 10 million happy meal boxes and delivered to children all over the world. Yes that's exactly what I want."-Ciel

"I'm gonna put it I don't even care.-Mey-Rin

Do it Mey-Rin. Just do it. Make your dreams come true.-Lizzie

If this is my dream I'm very scared for myself.-Mey-Rin"

"What did I bring back from Mexico?

Civilian casualties-Mey-Rin

Well that's probably true-Sebastian"

"Well let's be honest if Mey-Rin is in prison we're all probably there too."-Finny

"Of course I'm always the tiny horse."-Sebastian

"I just came to get inside the young lords hot pants."-Undertaker

"I'm wearing my special panties today"-Grell

"My genitals: kid tested, mother approved. That's my approved." -Undertaker

"Well if I had kids I'd probably let them be this. *picks Alcoholism*-Undertaker

What?-Ciel

You'd let your children be alcoholics?-Mey-Rin

Why not? It'd kill them faster."-Undertaker