Miku: Hello, everyone! I'm Miku Hatsune, and welcome to the show! Today, I'll be talking to some of my ruthless housemates. Bring out Printemps!

Luka: Which group, exactly?

Miku: There's two?

Luka: *nods*

Miku: Oh...both of them.

Honoka: Hey there, Miku-Chan!

Kotori: What's with the audience?

Miku: The audience is actually everyone else who lives with us.

Kotori: Oh!

Miku: So, I'm gonna ask you guys some questions. First question: Do you think you're the greatest person in the world?

Honoka: A little.

Kotori: I don't know...

Hanayo: Not really.

Rin: Kind of.

Kaito: No.

Len: Of course I do!

Miku: Woah.

Kaito: How come?

Len: *puts a hand on Kaito's shoulder* Well, my annoyingly handsome friend, I clearly AM the best. A lot of people say that I'm terrible. But, that's just complete and utter crap because I'm Len, and Len is perfect~

Rin: Oh wow. You sound like Nico.

Len: Shut up, Rin.

Kaito: Did you just say all that to make yourself feel better?

Len: H-how could you tell?

Miku: It's written all over your face.

Len: Yeah, I did. Except when I said that Kaito's handsome. That, I meant.

Kaito: *blushes slightly*

Miku: Ooooooh! Kaito-Nii's blushing on camera!

Kaito: *blushes even harder* W-what? We're on camera?!

Miku: That's right!

Kaito: *covers his face* Miku...

Miku: Hehe! Next one. If you were marooned on an island with anyone, who would it be?

Rin: Gumi.

Kotori: Can we pick two people?

Miku: Sure, you can.

Kotori: Honoka-Chan and Umi-Chan.

Honoka: Umi-Chan and Kotori-Chan.

Hanayo: Rin-Chan.

Kaito: ...Len-Kun.

Len: Kaito.

Rin: *epic eyebrow wiggle*

Len: What?

Rin: Oh, I was just thinking that if you two were about to die, you'd say that you love each other, make out, and wind up getting it on~

Kaito: *gasp* RIN!

Rin: Sorry, not sorry.

Miku: Now the audience gets to ask questions!

Meiko: Uh...do you like beer?

Honoka: No.

Kotori: I don't think so.

Hanayo: I've never tried it before.

Rin: Nah.

Kaito: Nope.

Len: *shakes head*

Nico: *jumps on stage* STOP THIS SHOW AT ONCE!

Miku: Why?

Nico: BECAUSE YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THIS!

Miku: You were just in the audience, my friend.

Nico: No, I wasn't.

Umi: Yes, you were.

Miku: Anyway, you can ask them questions, Nico-Chan.

Nico: Okay. Uh...who do you guys love?

Honoka: Kotori-Chan and Umi-Chan!

Kotori: Umi-Chan and Honoka-Chan.

Hanayo: Rin-Chan.

Rin: I dunno.

Kaito: U-uh...ice cream...?

Len: Myself.

Rin: *sarcastic look*

Len: What?

Rin: Are you sure you don't mean you love Bakaito?

Len: *scraches his head* I don't know what you're talking about.

Rin: Hehehe~ You're just playing hard to get, little bro. But, sooner or later, Bakaito will have wash the sheets because of certain stuff~

Len: ...What?

Rin: Kaito, be ready to wash the sheets when-

Kaito: *covering his ears* LALALALALALALALALALALALA!

Ayase: What's your second favorite food?

Honoka: Bread!

Kotori: Um...I'm not sure.

Hanayo: Rice crackers.

Rin: CHOCOLATE!

Kaito: If I had to choose, it would probably be...bananas.

Len: Ice cream.

Rin-Chan: Ohhhhh...

Kaito: What now?

Rin-Chan: Are you just saying you like bananas because Len-Kyun likes them nya?

Kaito: *blushes and turns away: N-no! Not at all! Why would you think that?

Chika: Same reason why Banana-Kun likes ice cream also.

Len: Do we have to do this every time someone thinks weird things?

Chika: Sorry. I'll stop unless you sing.

Len: ...Huh?

Nagisa: She said-

Len: I heard her, but why should I?

Tsukasa: They want you to.

Kagami: Besides, isn't that why you even exist? To sing?

Len: I understand, but what should I sing about?

Maki: Whatever you can think of.

Len: *clears throat*

Teto: Dude, sing the song where you wanted Kaito to do "something" to you!

Len: I don't know what you're talking about.

Gumi: Wasn't it called..."Don't Play Dumb, Onii-Chan"?

Teto: Do that one!

Len: AWW HECK TO THE NO! *throws pans at Teto*

Teto: GAHHHHHH!

A while of pan throwing later

Miku: That was totally unexpected. Any more questions? Anyone?

Chie: Honoka, why do you like eating so much?

Honoka: I don't eat that much. I just get hungry quickly.

Doctor Lamp: Kotori, do you like science?

Kotori: Sure, I do!

Harupopo: Hanayo-Chan, why is white rice your favorite food?

Hanayo: Well, it's white and...it tastes so good. Especially when it's served hot!

Yuu: I've heard you've got a thing for Miku, Rin.

Rin: Who told you that?

Yuu: Your brother did.

Rin: Well, that is not true.

Len: ...

Hiyori: I've got nothing.

Kaito: Oh well. I guess we can leave now.

Tamaki: Are you okay?

Kaito: I am. Why?

Haku: You've been acting kinda...nervous. Are you sure you're okay?

Kaito: N-never been better.

Sonoko: I don't believe you.

Nono: Is it because you're on camera?

Kaito: Yes.

Miyuki: Is it that a whole lot of people are looking at you?

Kaito: YES.

Len: Aww! No need to be shy.

Kaito: I can't help it

Risa: Dudebro, there's nothing to he scared of.

Magic frog: That's right.

Kaito: Oh, fine.

Umo: What were we doing again?

Ruby: *shrugs*

Miku: Okie dokie. More shenanigans when we return! Anna, turn off the camera please.

Anna: Okay. *turns the camera off*

Tei: Are you really gonna put that on TV?

Miku: Sure I am! When we finish. Great acting, everyone.

Honoka: What? We were supposed to be acting?

Kotori: I didn't know that.

Miku: I'm just joking~ Great job out there.

Hanayo: Thanks.

Hanamaru: We have five minutes.

Riko: Okay...so, Rin?

Rin and Rin-Chan: Huh?

Riko: You, with the bow.

Rin: What?

Riko: You really do like Miku, don't you.

Rin: Yeah, but not like that.

Riko: I feel you. She's nice.

Rin: She is. No wonder she's so popular.

Riko: That's for sure.

Yutaka: Hey, we're gonna go back on.

Miku: Oh! Welcome back, everyone! So now, more questions from the audience. Who's got something to ask?

*cricket noises*

Everyone: ...

Miku: Okay...nobody's got anything. Luckily, I think I've got plenty of things to say!

Honoka: Come on, Miku-Chan!

Miku: Right. Who's your favorite person or people here and why do you like them?

Honoka: I like Kotori because she's nice and kind, and I like Umi-Chan because she's mature and responsible.

Kotori: Honoka-Chan and Umi-Chan are really awesome friends! Honoka-Chan's so cheerful, and Umi-Chan is adult-like and makes a great leader.

Hanayo: Well, Rin-Chan is a really laid back girl, Maki-Chan can be a bit mean, but she doesn't go overboard, and Karenka-San, because she's responsible and really pretty.

Rin: Uh...Meiko. She's tough, and she's not afraid to speak her mind.

Kaito: I...

Miku: You?

Kaito: I dunno...

Miku: It's okay! Len-Kun can go first.

Len: Me? Okay. Well, Rin, 'cause even though she's an idiot who annoys me, she's still my sister, and siblings annoy each other, right?

Everyone else: Aww~!

Rin: L-Len, you're embarrassing me!

Len: I know, sis. I know.

Miku: Anybody else you like?

Len: Oh! Kaito too. It's just...he's so nice and I really like hearing his lovely deep voice every day. Also, he's a pretty good looking guy.

Master: Oh my gosh, man.

Len: What is it?

Master: That sounded romantic. Are you sure there's nothing going on between you two?

Len: M-Master!

Master: I'm just kidding!

Len: Sometimes, I think you take your jokes a bit too far.

Master: I know, tell me about it.

Miku: Okay, Kaito-Nii, it's your turn.

Kaito: Well...I like Rin. She's funny, and kinda cute. Yes, she annoys me, but she knows when to stop. Probably...

Rin: What do you mean, "probably?"

Kaito: I'm not sure what goes on in that head of yours, missy.

Sonoko: Who else?

Kaito: I really like Len-Kun too. He's sweet, caring, adorable, and a bit cheeky. He's always there for me, and I've never got the chance to thank him for sticking by my side for all these years. I really owe him a lot.

Len: *blushing* Aww! You're making me blush~

Miku: ...I've got nothing now. Oh wait! Final question. Who's your least favorite person or people and why do you not like them?

Honoka: Arisu-Chan. She's really rude.

Kotori: I agree with Honoka-Chan.

Hanayo: I don't think I have a least favorite person.

Rin: Nico. I think she's dumb.

Kaito: Uh...Yumemi. She's scary!

Len: Dude, she's shorter than you.

Kaito: So? You scare me sometimes.

Len: Whatevs.

Miku: Hurry up, peeps!

Len: Maki-San. She's a bit...prissy.

Miku: Oooh! I bet he'll be getting some bruises after this. Well, that's all for today. Bye bye!

Anna: *turns off camera* Got it all on camera!

Maki: ...Len...

Len: I'm sorry, Maki-San. I was going to say Sakuya, but last time I said something negative about her, she nearly killed me.

Maki: *hugs Len* It's fine.

Len: Okay.

Yukiho: Phew~ I'm beat!

Miko: C'mon, guys. Let's head to bed. We've been at this all day.

Nico: Whatever. 'Night, guys!

Everyone else: Good night!

End