(Note: this chapter's gonna be quite long. Just giving you a heads up.)

Maki: Thank you guys for coming.

Tomoe: I find it unusual for you, of all people, to call a meeting.

Nico: Yeah. What gives?

Maki: As you all might know, summer is starting soon.

Neru: So?

Maki: People would go to some other place for the summer, wouldn't they?

Haku: Yes, if they had some other place to go.

Miku: Why are you bringing this up? We don't have a summer home!

Maki: Ah, but that's where you're wrong. I bought one last week.

Yuu: Seriously?! How could you afford it?

Maki: Kotori, Karenka, Kaito, and I were in on it. Whatever money we earned, we would put it together to see how much we had altogether. Of course, this took awhile, but it was worth it!

Luka: You and Kaito have a job?

Maki: Yeah. We were supposed to be...

Riko: What?

Maki: Amateur lawyers.

Rin-Chan: Is that even a thing nya?

Maki: Apparently, it is. I've never heard of it, but things get quite interesting around there.

Tsukasa: How?

Maki: Well...

Flashback

Judge: So...you did eat the last cookie?

Random person: Yes.

Judge: You get life in prison.

Kaito: OBJECTION!

Judge: Overruled. Next!

Random woman: Yes, your honor.

Judge: What's the problem, ma'am?

Random woman: Some stupid idiot decided to pour red paint all over my car!

Maki: Why couldn't you clean it off?

Everyone: Ooooooh!

Random woman: Because, it wasn't red paint!

Kaito: What was it?

Random woman: Someone's period.

Everyone: EWWWWWWW!

Judge: Okay. Who did it? ANSWER MY QUESTION!

Random dude: IT WAS I!

Judge: WHY?

Random dude: Because it's funny. Also, that was blood from meat I bought at a grocery store!

Judge: Somebody do something.

Kaito: I've got this!

A few minutes later

Kaito: That's why, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that woman should be guilty beyond a shadow of a doubt!

Maki: Kaito...wrong person.

Kaito: Wait, I was supposed to be defending the woman?

Maki: Yeah.

Kaito: Ohhhhh.

Judge: YOU'RE GUILTY!

Random woman: FUUUUUUUUU-*gets thrown into a police car*

Maki: *facepalm*

Kaito: *smiling like a doofus*

End of flashback

Konata: Whoa. I see what you mean.

Maki: Yep.

Harupopo: When are we leaving?

Maki: Tomorrow. We have to get ready today.

Everyone else: Okay.

A couple of hours later

Miku: Phew! That sure took awhile.

Yurika: At least we got it done.

Gumi: Guys, I have a question.

Yoshiko: What?

Gumi: Do we wear the same clothes everyday?

Mitsuki: Of course not! What makes you think that?

Gumi: I guess I just don't pay attention to the details. *shrugs*

Kotori: Come on, everyone. We need to get plenty of rest for tomorrow.

Karenka: It's gonna be a loooooong trip.

Everyone else: Alright!

The next day

Miku: *wakes up* Hmm...what time is it...? *looks at the clock* AHHHHHH! I WOKE UP LATE! I AM SO DEAD!

Luka: *comes in* Miku, what's going on? Why are you yelling?

Miku: *getting dressed* I woke up late! Maki-Chan's gonna kill me for this!

Luka: You're not late. In fact, you're just in time. No need to worry.

Miku: But, what about Maki-Chan?

Luka: Maki's not here. She accompanied Master and Gackupo to go do...something.

Miku: Phew! I thought I was late.

Luka: Come on downstairs. There's food waiting. *leaves*

Miku: Wait for me! *leaves*

Downstairs

Rin-Chan: Nya Nya Nya~! I'm so excited for the trip nya~!

Hanayo: So do I. But, I'm a little scared too.

Erisu: W-why?

Hanayo: What if we get into an accident? What if we run out of gas and end up stranded somewhere? What if we get lost along the way, and it'll be September by the time we get there?!

Harupopo: Don't worry too much, Hanayo-Chan. I'm sure we'll be fine. Besides, we've already divided everyone by groups.

Hanayo: You're right. I need to calm my nerves.

Maki: Hey, we're back.

Nico: Where were you?

Maki: Getting stuff.

Ayase: What stuff?

Master: Blankets, snacks, and some other stuff I can't even remember.

Gackupo: Prepare yourselves. We leave in thirty minutes.

You: Okie dokie.

Half an hour later

Maki: Okay. Is everyone ready?

Everyone: Yes, Miss Maki!

Maki: Let's go~!

Eli: Maki, you're acting unusual. Are you okay?

Maki: *turns away* O-of course! Who do you think I am?

Eli: Maki.

Maki: Seriously, who do you think I am?

Eli: Maki. I think you're Maki.

Maki: ...

Eli: ...

Maki: Whatever.

A while later, with Muse (Characters and seiyus), Aqours, and A-Rise

Honoka: I'm so excited, I think I could pee on myself!

Umi: Honoka...don't say such things.

Honoka: Sorry.

Umi: You should try not to eat too much.

Honoka: But, we can't gain weight anymore!

Umi: Still...

Yoshino: *driving* Well, I'm really surprised Maki found a van this big.

Erena: Very surprising.

Maki: I just found them in the garage.

Hanayo: I never expected them to be in such good condition.

Maki: They probably weren't that old.

Rin-Chan: I'm already tired nya...*leans on Hanayo and dozes off*

Hanayo: Sweet dreams, Rin-Chan.

Yoshiko: *looking out the window* How long do you think this'll take?

Matsuura: That depends on how often we stop.

Nozomi: If we stop too often, it'll take longer.

Tsubasa: You should probably refrain from drinking a lot as well.

Pile: And we should probably make stops when night falls, or when the driver gets tired, whichever comes first.

Dia: So, get comfortable, guys. This'll take a while.

Yukiho: Whatevs. While you peeps chit chat, I'll be eating crackers. Want some, Arisa?

Arisa: Sure! *takes crackers*

Five hours later, with Yanderes, Sakura Trick, and Moe can change

Sarali: Ugh...I'm sooooo bored.

Harupopo: Wanna play a game?

Sarali: Okay! What do you have in mind?

Harupopo: How about I-spy?

Sarali: Sure.

Sakuya: I'll go first. I spy, with my little eye, something...white.

Yumemi: My shirt?

Sakuya: No.

Harupopo: My hair ribbon?

Sakuya: No.

Doctor Lamp: *driving* My lab coat?

Sakuya: No.

Shinobu: I dunno. What is it?

Sakuya: Mitsuki's underwear.

Everyone except Mitsuki: *snickering*

Mitsuki: *blushing and fixing her skirt* I-it's not funny. S-stop laughing!

Sakuya: Next time, make sure your skirt's neat.

Mitsuki: *nods*

An hour and a half later, with Loverise, and Lucky Star

Konata: Oww...my butt hurts. I've been sitting for too long.

Kagami: Everyone's been sitting down for the same amount of time you have.

Konata: But, it's painful. Madoka, when can we stop?

Madoka: *driving* Not too long from now. It's almost night time anyway.

Konata: Ahhh! My butt cheeks! They hurt!

Miko: Don't be overdramatic, Kona-San. Madoka-Chan said we're gonna stop soon.

Konata: Okay, okay. I'll wait.

Suzuko: You know, it's really nice of Maki to do this for us.

Yutaka: Yeah, that's not something you see everyday.

Karenka: What?! Why are you making Nishikino-San take all the credit? Minami-San, Kaito, and I also took part in her plan.

Yuri: Who knows? Who cares?

Karenka: Ugh.

Haruka: Karenka, why is it that you addressed Kotori and Maki by their surnames, but not Kaito?

Karenka: Kaito doesn't really have a last name, and he insisted that I just call him that.

Haruka: Ah, I see.

Madoka: *parks at a rest stop* I can't keep going...too tired...too...dark...

Minami: Time to get some shut eye then.

Two hours later, with Vocaloids

Almost everyone: *asleep*

Miku and Luka: *having a random conversation*

Kaito: *lying awake* Can't sleep...*turns around*

Len: *sleep talking* Nooooo...I'm not ready...noooo...

Kaito: *staring at Len* (My goodness, he's adorable.)

Len: *squirming around and sleep talking* No, master...not the cave of unwashed sushi...nooo...

Kaito: *still staring* (Really, what wouldn't I give to kiss those soft looking lips of his...?)

Len: *sleeping*

Kaito: (M-maybe just this once should be fine...) *pecks Len's lips*

Len: *wakes up*

Kaito: *pulls away*

Len: H-huh? Kaito, what are you doing?

Kaito: U-uh...well...um... I just-

Len: I'm just joking~ I already know what that was. *snuggles with Kaito* Hehe, sweet dreams. *falls back asleep*

Kaito: *hugging Len* Good night, Len-Kun~

The next day

Tsukasa: *jumps out of the van* YES! WE ARE HERE!

Tsubasa: There's nothing here.

Nico: Is this a prank, Maki-Chan?!

Maki: No, what makes you think that?

Luka: This looks like the middle of nowhere.

Maki: We just have to walk the rest of the way.

Iori: What's the distance between here and our destination?

Maki: Like, three miles.

Tomoe: It shouldn't be that bad.

A couple of minutes later

Maki: Here it is.

Everyone else: OOOOOOOH.

Erisu: S-so big...!

Arisu: Does it really have to be this big?

Maki: Have you forgotten how many people are here?

Arisu: Yes.

Maki: About a hundred.

Arisu: Oh.

Honoka: OH MY GOSH! IT'S HUUUUUUUGE!

Hiyori: Honoka, did you forget we have to bring our things and claim our rooms?

Honoka: Right. I forgot about that.

A while of moving things and settling later

Nico: It's official. I've got the best room here.

Len: Are you sure about that~?

Nico: Yep!

Len: Mmhmm, what about mine?

Nico: Let me see. *looks in Len's room* There's nothing interesting-WHAT?! YOU GOT A TERRACE?!

Len: Oh yeah.

Nico: NOOOOOOOT FAAAAAAIIIIIIR!

Karenka: Don't be mad, Yazawa-San. Mine's got a terrace too.

Nico: How is that gonna make me feel better?

Karenka: You can come whenever you want to look off it.

Nico: REALLY?!

Karenka: *nods*

Nico: *hugs Karenka* THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Karenka: Hehe, anytime.

Hanayo: Guys! There's a storm coming soon.

Takeshi: We needed to get food and stuff anyway.

Doctor Lamp: Waaaaay ahead of you, kid. I already did that.

Takeshi: Already?

*BOOM*

Rin: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Teto: That was thunder.

Rin: O-oh.

Dia: Are you scared of thunder?

Rin: *nods*

Len: *hugs Rin* Don't worry. I'll take care of you, my scaredy cat sister.

Rin: Says the one who's afraid of monkeys, spiders, heights, jack o'lanterns, and sleeping without a blanket.

Len: You know, Rin...you just need to shut up. You ruined the moment.

Rin: You ruined the moment by calling me a scaredy cat!

Len: Well, too bad.

Rin: Can you stop hugging me now? It's awkward.

Len: No.

Rin: *sigh*

*electricity gets knocked out*

Everyone: NOT AGAIN!

End