Suzuko: Risa, Karenka, you have to take the laundry down to the basement.

Risa: Why's it down there?

Suzuko: We had to move it down there after Kaito's "Thomas Jefferson incident."

Two days ago

Kaito: *putting things in the washer*

Gumi: *dressed as Thomas Jefferson* YOU WILL DIE.

Kaito: AHHH! *throws the washing machine at Gumi*

Present

Karenka: I always wondered how he picked that thing up...

Suzuko: You better get to it.

Risa: But we're scared!

Eli: Why?

Karenka: What if Thomas Jefferson's in the basement? What if he IS the basement? You go down there and suddenly see a face and it says, "Well, hello there."

Eli: That's preposterous! There's nothing down there.

Risa: Fine.

In the basement

Risa: She was right. There's nothing here! *turns the washer on*

Karenka: R-Risa...what's that?

Risa: Huh?

Thomas: Well, hello there.

Risa: HE'S REAL!

Both: AHHHHHH! *runs upstairs*

Risa: *kicks the door open*

Hanayo: Why did you kick the door down?

Risa: Thomas Jefferson's in the basement!

Hanayo: Let me see. *goes into the basement* Nobody's here.

Karenka: But we saw him!

Risa: We really did!

Maki: Are you sure you're not hallucinating?

Karenka: We're very sure!

Luka: ...Okay then.

Later that night

Risa: *whistling*

*THUMP THUMP*

Risa: Huh...? I guess the refrigerator fell on Honoka again. I'm sure someone's there to help her.

*BANG BANG*

Risa: I'm scared...REN-CHAN HELP.

Karenka: I'm right here.

Risa: Oh...did you hear that?

Karenka: Yeah.

Risa: Let's go see what it is.

Karenka: What are you, insane?! That's the biggest mistake that people in horror movies make!

Risa: That's because they can't seem to be quiet. C'mon, let's go.

Karenka: Fine, but don't expect me to protect you.

The basement

Risa: Nothing's here.

Karenka: Sure, can we go now?

*BOOM BOOM*

Risa: Oh no.

Karenka: The door's locked!

Thomas: I'M GONNA GET YOU!

Risa: *pounding on the door* SOMEONE SAVE ME!

Karenka: ONLY YOU?!

Hanayo: *from outside the door* THAT'S MY LINE! Oh wait... 

Karenka: GAHHHHH SOMEBODY GET US OUTTA HERE!

Thomas: SURPRISE! *takes off mask*

Twins: GUMI?

Gumi: Yeah, hehehe~

Risa: Why would you do this to us?

Gumi: *sigh* I'm sorry. It was supposed to just be a practical joke, but I took it too far.

Karenka: It's alright. You didn't mean to.

*footsteps*

Kaito: THOMAS JEFFERSON AHHHHHH! *throws microwave at Gumi*

End