Miku: Hey hey, everybody. The summer festival is upon us!

Nico: Oh! We have to go there!

Rin-Chan: It's gonna be so awesome nya!

Nagisa: I know! Just imagine it...fireworks, food stalls, and beautiful yukatas!

Len: Yukatas, huh? Isn't that a girl thing?

Rin: *gasp* Of course not! Boys can wear 'em too!

Sarali: How could you not know that?

Len: I've never been to one before.

Gumi: That's because you were either sick, or you just bailed on us.

Len: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll go with you guys.

Rin: YAY!

Maki: When is it?

Miku: When's what?

Maki: The festival, of course!

Miku: Um...tomorrow.

Kotone: Ooooh! This is gonna be so rad!

Nico: We better go get our stuff!

The next day

Honoka: Woah...it's so amazing!

Ayase: So many lanterns...! C'mon, let's go! *leaves and drags Takeshi with her*

Takeshi: Woah!

Nagisa: Stupid Ayase-San. Always taking Onii-Chan away from me! *runs after them*

Len: This is boring.

Iori: Seriously? We just got here.

Len: That doesn't make it any less uninteresting.

Chika: Don't be a heckler, Banana-Kun~

Len: Stop talking.

Chika: Rude. *leaves*

Honoka: Dude, stop being boring. We can go get food from the stalls.

Len: Eating's not what my life revolves around, unlike yours.

Honoka: *le gasp* THAT IS NOT TRUE.

Umi: Yes. Yes, it's true.

Arisa: Pretty true, if you ask me.

Yukiho: Definitely.

Honoka: ...Whatevs. At least I can't get fat anymore! *runs off*

Kaito: Len-Kun, why are you so upset?

Len: I-I'm not upset! I'm just bored.

Kaito: Come with me. We'll have lots of fun together!

Len: ...Sure.

Kagami: Hey, when do you think they'll start the fireworks?

Rin: Maybe around nine nya.

Konata: Who knows? Maybe there will be romance between some of us.

Shizuka: Pretty good theory.

Rin: That reminds me...Miku-Nee, I need to tell you something later.

Miku: Eh? Why can't you tell me now?

Rin: Because everyone we love with is kinda nosey. Besides, we've only been here for ten or fifteen minutes!

Miku: Okay.

Harupopo: C'MON, PEEPS! LET'S GO HAVE SOME FUN!

Three hours later

Hanayo: Hahh...I'm so full...

Arisu: That's what happens when you eat too much rice.

Hanayo: I can't help it. White rice tastes so good!

Yutaka: This has been pretty great.

Mina: I feel as though we bonded, you know?

Miko: Yeah.

Luka: Hey, where's Len-Kun? Did he get lost?

Meiko: I saw him with Bakaito earlier. They went up there. *points at a tower*

Luka: Oh. *leaves*

*BOOM*

Maki: AHHHHH!

Anju: Calm down. It was a firework.

Nico: *snickering*

Maki: *blushes* S-shut up...

Tsubasa: That was funny.

Miku: No one's paying attention, nor is anyone close enough to hear. What was it you were gonna tell me?

Rin: I need to clarify something.

Miku: About what?

Rin: You know when someone said I liked you like that two days ago?

Miku: *gasp* You do?

Rin: What? No!

Miku: ...Really?

Rin: REALLY!

Miku: Okay, no need to be so angry.

Rin: Fine.

Miku: I already get the point. You love nobody, right?

Rin: Yes. And no, not a person named Nobody. I'm not in love with anyone, got that?

Miku: Got it.

*BOOM*

Maki: GAHHHH!

Karenka: You're on a roll, Nishikino-San!

Maki: S-stop making fun of me.

Karenka: Sorry. I'll stop.

Meanwhile

Kaito: Tonight's been fun.

Len: Yeah...it was.

Kaito: You okay? You seem out of it.

Len: ...

Kaito: Dude?

Len: ...

Kaito: Len-Kun!

Len: ...

Kaito: *smacks Len's butt*

Len: HEE HAW HEE HAW!

Kaito: O_O

Len: Pretend you didn't hear that.

Kaito: Are you alright?

Len: Yeah. I was thinking...we should make memories.

Kaito: Hmm? What do you mean?

Len: Something we can look back at and say something like, "We did that once."

Kaito: Yeah. Let's do something we'll never forget. But what?

Len: No idea. What do you have in mind?

Kaito: How about we jump off this tower?

Len: Okay!

Kaito: Wait, you're seriously agreeing to this?

Len: Yes, I am.

Kaito: Here goes nothing!

Meanwhile

Luka: LEN-KUN, WHERE ARE YOU?

*silence*

Luka: Why are there so many stairs?! Len-Kun? Are you up here?

*silence*

Luka: Ugh. Finally, I reached the top. Len-Kun? Len-AHHHHHH!

With everyone else

Tsubasa: This is relaxing. Just lying down on the grass.

Miyuki: Not too hot, not too cold.

Tsukasa: Just the right temperature.

Luka: *comes running* Hello, everybody. *panting*

Hiyori: What's with that look on your face?

Luka: Len-Kun and that idiot fucking jumped off the tower!

Misao: What idiots would do that?

Luka: They would.

Rin-Chan: Eh? That's dumb nya!

Tomoe: Oh my gosh, man.

Kaito: *out of breath* Hey, guys.

Len: What did we miss?

Everyone else: *weird looks*

Kaito: What?

Teto: Soooo, I heard you and Banana Boy tried to kill yourselves.

Len: ...So?

Kaito: *groans* No we didn't, we were trying to do something interesting. You guys are fools.

Konata: It's what we do best!

Eli: We're leaving.

Everyone else: Okay.

At home

Nico: *knocking on the bathroom door* Yo, hurry up in there, would ya?

Rin: *comes out*

Miyuki: What's wrong? We're you crying?

Rin: Of course not! What makes you think that?

Minami: *shrugs*

Rin: Whatever, fools. *goes to her room*

Elise: What's wrong with her?

Yumia: Not a clue.

Meiko: GO TO SLEEP BEFORE I KNOCK YOU ALL OUT!

End